Great idea for Taker storyline for Mania

[Grablot]

Lets face it, Taker as a zombie is cool and all, but he is really limited by his gimmick. He can cut promos but he cant cut AMAZING promos like what he did when he was the badass and spit tobacco at people. Taker is 1000% more valuable to the WWE in his bad ass gimmick. I think WWE should have Taker go back to his Bad Ass gimmick in time for wrestlemania this year. Here is how I would do it.

Taker comes out on RAW in normal clothes with a steel chain when lets say John Cena is cutting a promo. Taker beats up Cena with the steel chain and Cena is "out cold". Taker grabs a mic and everyone looks shocked and starts talking normal.

Taker : "You see here folks, Ive been sitting backstage and I'm TIRED. I'm tired of playing some stupid lame ass corny ass zombie character just so all the little kiddies can be happy. This ain't me. Now the real me is standing right here, the real me is not a zombie who wears makeup, the real me is a badass who slaps makeup off people. Now you might be crying why I just took down Johnny boy over there well the truth is because Johnny Cena kisses too much ASS backstage. He's the perfect stooge but I am not a stooge because I am sick of it and can do whatever I want!"


Taker laughs loudly as suddenly
Vince's music hits and he walks out in a suit.

Vince : "Thats nice MARK, thats real nice that you chose to come out here and act like you do in real life. But the fact is, you are my contracted worker so you do what I say because I pay you and if I want you to be a ballerina, you'll be a ballerina cause I have the power to fire you!"

Taker laughs loudly

Taker : "Well you can do whatever you want BOSS. Just dont come crying when I come rolling out in another company and some of these sheep run to watch me over there!"

Vince spits on the ground as Cena gets up from behind Taker.

Cena looks at Taker but Taker cant see him and Vince says,

Vince : "Well, since you think you wanna be yourself, I say you and Cena face each other at Mania in a MIXED MARTIAL ARTS match. If Cena wins, you will go back to being a zombie until you retire. But if you win, you can act however you want!"

Taker laughs loudly.

Taker : "But what if I say NO?"

Vince laughs...

Vince : "Poor boy your contract runs out AFTER Wrestlemania. If you dont follow it and dont show up for your match, I'll sue your @$$ for a million dollars!"

Taker looks furious as Cena attacks him from behind and we set up a "real 100% MMA match" at Wrestlemania between Taker (Who starts calling himself Mark "The Badass" Calloway" and John Cena).

I think this would be way better than another "mysterious Undertaker faces giant boring hoss" match.
What do u think?

[Nark Order]

This is going to go over well. I can tell.

[Razzamajazz]

you know billybonez isn't banned anymore so you can go back to posting under that name right?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I will wait right here until you are ready to show us a great idea.

[Rammsteinmad]

What are you talking about?! And why would Vince call the Undertaker Mark?!

[Joesgonnakillyou]

REAL 100% MMA MATCH!

:rofl:

[CSL]

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[CSL]

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[What Would Kevin Do?]

You know, I'm all for bad ass Undertaker returning, but that idea is pretty bad, no offense.

The build up is okay, but WWE should never, ever, ever, try to bill anything as a "real mma" match.

If you want Taker to do something with Cena, I'd do it along these lines.

- Cena is in a heated feud with X (CM Punk/Nexus for example.)
- Cena is doing one of his violent backstage beat downs.
- During which he throws someone into something, like metal shelves, which fall down, and happen to hit Michelle McCool who is on the other side.
- Everything sort of "stops", Cena is checking on her, etc, etc.
- Next week, Cena is trying to apologize to her backstage, etc, when Taker basically comes in and beats the holy hell out of Cena.

And go from there. I'm not thrilled about the idea of the kayfabe breaking, but using McCool would be the quickest and easiest way to portray the "real" Mark Calloway, while leaving behind the dead man persona.

[RiX1024]

does not sound like a plan. no way WWE will kill his character and revert back to his old character. nice ideas but it's more of an e-fed thing than the real thing. real MMA match? dude this is not TNA.

[Nicky Fives]

That aint PG.....

[loopydate]

Lets face it, Taker as a zombie is cool and all, but he is really limited by his gimmick. He can cut promos but he cant cut AMAZING promos like what he did when he was the badass and spit tobacco at people.


Stopped reading right here. Hated Biker Taker, and if the rest of the post has anything to do with that, I'm not interested.

[BizarroKing]

Deadman Taker>>>>Biker Taker. Thread Closed.

[Schlomey]

i hated the biker gimmick.

I also know that Taker owes his entire careers success to the Undertaker "zombie" gimmick and he would NEVER turn his back on it and say things like that...especially in his careers twilight.


dolt.

[jskinnyg]

I am with Schlomey above... Nuff said...

[Schlomey]

and i could also never hear Vince McMahon say, "poor boy".

[Gass]

I for one would love to see The Undertaker refer to the past 20 years of his career as being nothing but a "stupid lame ass corny ass zombie character."

[ace3025]

Biker Taker was horrible. Granted the dead gimmick is tried and true but what if he played for the other side. Instead of unholy undertaker we get holy undertaker!! he is like a burning angel/ Constantine character. ........... Couldn't be worse than the idea of this thread.

[Executioner]

Ministry Taker>>>>Deadman Taker>>>>Biker Taker.

Now thread closed.

[whiteyford]

and i could also never hear Vince McMahon say, "poor boy".

Anything can happen in the WWF:shifty:

[Skippord]

I mean all of the offense in the world when I say that is a terrible idea

[Shadrick]

I mean all of the offense in the world when I say that is a terrible idea

Came in here to say this.

*dougies out of thread*

[ooTin]

I stopped reading at Taker is 1000% more valuable to the WWE in his bad ass gimmick. :nono:

[ooTin]

So I tried to read it... I really did but since when has Undertaker ever been refereed to as a zombie except the 15 times in this post?

[Shadrick]

I just re-read it, and I'm not trying to be "that guy" but that was a really really fucking stupid idea and synopsis.

[ooTin]

and since when does taker laugh loudly? come on kid your killing yourself

[ooTin]

and why the fuck would either of them fight in an MMA match? did you even think before you typed this or did you just close your eyes, put your fingers on the keyboard and hope for the best?

[Providence Peep]

and why the fuck would either of them fight in an MMA match? did you even think before you typed this or did you just close your eyes, put your fingers on the keyboard and hope for the best?

Well since you're asking questions, I've got one for you that I'd like answered.

How the fuck does someone end up with three red dots for rep?

[Gass]

I think it makes perfect sense.

*spits on the ground at ooTin*

Poor boy.

[TheAdamEvansFan]

Wow... I thought this was my post for a minute cuz it's SHIT.


But, I do agree the dead man needs more juice... He doesn't cut good promos anymore, he doesn't wreak havoc on Raw mysteriously, or beat up faces anymore... MAYBE it's because he is always injured or maybe WWE likes portraying him as this DIE HARD FACE.

I wouldn't mind seeing Taker run a faction full of *Dead men* like they had with Vince as a leader back in the Attitude ERA.

3 Reasons why I never see my idea going anywhere.
Taker is OLD.
WWE hates factions so Nexus is enough for them.
Too much dead man is bad for PG.


However, teaming Undertaker n Kane up as the Brothers of Destruction would be godly, if you could put Big Show and Khali as their challengers... wait.. Khali is awful nvm lol.

[MoFo]

I say you and Cena face each other at Mania in a MIXED MARTIAL ARTS match. If Cena wins, you will go back to being a zombie until you retire.



rofl

[Mooияakeя™]

Cool story bro.

[Sixx]

So your idea for Undertaker is to have Tourette's?

I don't know why would he laugh at random shit so often otherwise.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I, for one, love the idea. We get to see 3 of the biggest 4 names currently in the WWE completely change their characters in the space of 2 minutes. My eyes would be GLUED to the television just waiting for Kane to come out dressed in a tennis outfit.

[Sixx]

I, for one, love the idea. We get to see 3 of the biggest 4 names currently in the WWE completely change their characters in the space of 2 minutes. My eyes would be GLUED to the television just waiting for Kane to come out dressed in a tennis outfit.

Tag Team with Undertaker, who's a football (soccer, if you will) player.

MONEY

[St. Jimmy]

...........


I can't troll hard enough to fix this.

[XL]

My favorite bit is where he says Taker should drop the Deadman gimmick so he can cut AWESOME promos...then goes on to write probably the worst promo I have seen in a long time.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

and since when does taker laugh loudly? come on kid your killing yourself

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Around 1:15. Probably his best promo ever :wtf:

[The Show Off]

I loved Biker Taker it was my favorite Undertaker incarnation but the idea in this thread is awful.

[ooTin]

Well since you're asking questions, I've got one for you that I'd like answered.

How the fuck does someone end up with three red dots for rep?

The waste of skin known as NoJabbaNoBogRoll

[Nightwing]

A better idea would just be Undertaker getting crazy obsessed with the game Candy Land leading into mania. No explanation or pay off. He just really gets obsessed with it.

[ooTin]

A better idea would just be Undertaker getting crazy obsessed with the game Candy Land leading into mania. No explanation or pay off. He just really gets obsessed with it.

Taker vs. Kane in a Snakes and Ladders match.
The goal is to climb the ladders and reach the title before the 10 min time limit runs out... but be careful.... the ring will be surrounded by lumberjacks holding snakes and if they place it..... i dont know where to go from here... but I still think its a better idea than this thread.

[dhellova guy]

Well since you're asking questions, I've got one for you that I'd like answered.

How the fuck does someone end up with three red dots for rep?

:rofl:

But, if I can be serious for a moment, ya, this is a pretty fuckin stupid idea.

Taker: Hi everyone. Have you seen me for my 20 year career? You guys were fuckin stupid for paying me any attention. It sucked. I'm not really dead. Duh. Didnt you know that? Ok. Bye.

[Jura]

http://www.prowrestlingscoops.com/newpws/wp-content/gallery/halltaker/1.jpg

[whiteyford]

Biker Taker was horrible. Granted the dead gimmick is tried and true but what if he played for the other side. Instead of unholy undertaker we get holy undertaker!! he is like a burning angel/ Constantine character. ........... Couldn't be worse than the idea of this thread.

I read that bit and couldnt help but picture a really camp 'Taker:lol: