TPWW Holiday Battle Royal (EPIC CONCLUSION)

[Savio]

First I would like to send a congrats out to the runners up

4th:


Poit
Ermaximus
Ultra mantis
Next Big Thing

8th: The Gold Standard
9th: glanville6
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But who will come in first second and third? You decide, by voting for the person you want to see eliminated!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Best of luck to the remaining participants! It's been a great ride!

Just a reminder, if you vote for Big Vito 22 I will destroy your TPWW posting career.

[Savio]

If anyone buys into threats I will....um.....KILLLLL THEM!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is dat a tret?!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

NoJabbaNoBogRoll's vote was made in an attempt to be clever and not within the spirit of the game so it does not count.

[Ermaximus]

I honestly can't vote for any of these 3 guys as they're all good in my books so, my vote is null.

[Jimmy Cones]

My posting career rocks

[Savio]

For this round people who vote must at least have 200 posts for it to count.

[BizarroKing]

Smeally Meatball's name makes me smile and Big Vito is DA MAN

So yea Screech is the odd man out. Sorry dood.

[XL]

NoJabbaNoBogRoll's vote was made in an attempt to be clever and not within the spirit of the game so it does not count.

For this round people who vote must at least have 200 posts for it to count.
Oh NOW you decide that these votes are bogus!? Whay good is that to me now that my reputation is tarnished? Huh?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh look, somebody who's not Big Vito 22 complaining about not winning. You got outclassed. DEAL WITH IT

[Jimmy Cones]

Oh NOW you decide that these votes are bogus!? Whay good is that to me now that my reputation is tarnished? Huh?

Everyone who voted you out had over 200 posts. You misspelled "why". Does XL stand for extra lame?

I'm not sure I like being a heel. But I know supreme likes me sexually.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Since Jimmy Cones only voted for Big Vito to be a "heel" his vote does not count. So the score is currently 6-3-0.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Supreme is currently sounding like Michael Cole to Big Vito's The Miz.

I hope this continues after Big Vito has been crowned battle royale with cheese champion.

[bigslimjj]

For this round people who vote must at least have 200 posts for it to count.sittin at 1200

[The Gold Standard]

LET'S GO SCREECH!!!!

[Tazz Dan]

Smeally Meatball got my vote. Smelly Meatball though could pull off the upset with no votes.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Changing the rules as you go along=awesome :shifty:

[XL]

Everyone who voted you out had over 200 posts. You misspelled "why". Does XL stand for extra lame?
Actually I misspelled "what" but that's what you get for posting from a phone.

Also, I was joking. So calm down slack-jaw.

[XL]

I loves ya BV22 (Armchair Warfare 4 Lyfe) but I've been forced into a heel role.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I loves ya BV22 (Armchair Warfare 4 Lyfe) but I've been forced into a heel role.

Then take back what you said to Jimmy Cones, you can't feud with a heel. This turn is awful :'(

[Xero]

Noooo not Maxi. :'(

[XL]

Then take back what you said to Jimmy Cones, you can't feud with a heel. This turn is awful :'(
I know. :-\ I blame the booker (Savior).

[CSL]

POWERBOMBS

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

Savior fails again :'(

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Hmm, true. I am The Miz, and winning this battle royal will be my big break, like Miz winning MITB.

Supreme has filled the Michael Cole role quite nicely. Anybody want to volunteer to be my Alex Riley?

*Skull Crushing Finale on screech*</font>

[Savio]

I know. :-\ I blame the booker (Savior).
Only the big boys get the EPIC CONCLUSION maybe if you played your game tighter and trained harder you would have gotten to the final round.

[XL]

If you're The Miz that makes you a heel. I thought you were the standout fan favorite!? :-\

[XL]

Only the big boys get the EPIC CONCLUSION maybe if you played your game tighter and trained harder you would have gotten to the final round.
As would you...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

POWERBOMBS

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Sid looks like hes about to eat Africa.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Oh btw, I'm the special guest referee for this main event, and I wasn't here for these last 4 Big Vito votes. So because I didn't see them, they don't count. Big Vito still has 0 votes and a commanding lead.

[Evil Vito]

If you're The Miz that makes you a heel. I thought you were the standout fan favorite!? :-\

<font color=goldenrod>Nah, I'm an IWC favorite - much like The Miz has become this year</font> :cool:

[Aguakate]

It's a TIGHT race all of a sudden.

[screech]

I can't believe I made the finals!

[screech]

And I can't believe so many people dislike me :(

[Supreme Olajuwon]

What's not hard to believe is that Big Vito 22 has not received a single real vote against him in this round. 8-8-0. Simply dominant.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Think of it as they like the other people more not hate you.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What's not hard to believe is that Big Vito 22 has not received a single real vote against him in this round. 8-8-0. Simply dominant.

You know you are making people want to vote for him.

[screech]

Think of it as they like the other people more not hate you.

That would probably mean something if you hadn't voted against me.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You know you are making people want to vote for him.

Oh really smart guy? Then how come he has ZERO votes for him?

Think before you type. Jesus.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They includes me lol

[glanville6]

9th place in less than a year. Awesome. Awesome.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

A Big Vito win is good for the community. A Big Vito win is good for the environment. A Big Vito win is a hell of a lot better than letting some fucking nerd like screech or Smelly Ballsack or whatever his name is win.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Because I'm Big Vito 22

And I'm

AAAAAAAWWWWEEEESOOOOOOMEEEEE</font>

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Yeah!

[Lock Jaw]

I support a Big Vito 22 win.

[Emperor Smeat]

Close race so far but I think I have an idea on how to fix it.

**pulls out a NERF baseball bat and hits Big Vito and Screech to no effect

Well that didn't work.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Just concede you fucking coward.

[XL]

Starting to regret my vote for Vito now. :$

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They're here!! 10 10 10

[Tazz Dan]

lol.

Much better than TNA's storyline

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It's a shame how little class these non-Vito competitors are showing in this final round. You lost. Get over it.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I have changed numbers of votes to negate the less than 200 posts posters, removing 1 from Big Vito and one from Screech thus far.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

How could you remove 1 from 0? That's not possible. But ok. Big Vito now has -1 votes. This is a slaughter.

[Savio]

screech might win this o.0

[#BROKEN Hasney]

VSG said he left so his vote doesn't count.

[Triple Naitch]

SaskatchewanChamp is a sock so he doesn't count.

[screech]

A My Nuts vote is going to count? Are you kidding me?

[screech]

I have changed numbers of votes to negate the less than 200 posts posters, removing 1 from Big Vito and one from Screech thus far.

My Nuts has 143 posts. In the interest of fairness, I demand his vote be stricken from the record.

[My Nuts]

I demand you stroke my cock when I got my nuts in yr. mouth

[screech]

Well, that would be the polite thing to do I suppose.

[screech]

Can't have it just sitting there.

[XL]

This has all gone terribly wrong! Vito, I'm sorry :( [/face turn]

[Jimmy Cones]

if you take gass away from vito and take ssrm and my nuts away from screech you get this:

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[The Gold Standard]

We need a finals. Vito v Screech!!


LET'S GO SCREECH!!

[Savio]

Oh fuck....a tie? FUCK!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO VITO WINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[The Gold Standard]

No he doesn't.

You have to take away the people with less than 200 votes. It is a tie.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

No he doesn't.

You have to take away the people with less than 200 votes. It is a tie.

No, because I already took those votes away, count the names.

[Savio]

Should have made it 210 eliminating "The Lone Wolf" vote.

[XL]

Between who?

[screech]

No, because I already took those votes away, count the names.

My Nuts is still there. THIS IS BULLSHIT!

[screech]

I can't believe I have been screwed like this.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

My Nuts is still there. THIS IS BULLSHIT!

Bullshit like my nuts in yr. mouth?

Obviously as a respected member of the community, My Nuts vote counts anywhere.

[screech]

How can you let this injustice stand?

[XL]

So what is the final tally minus the <200 post voters?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Savior is the host of this, he can judge if votes from My Nuts and VSG count.

Obviously, Supreme can be very persuasive...

[#BROKEN Hasney]

So what is the final tally minus the <200 post voters?

14-14-15 in the respective order of the poll if My Nuts vote is cruelly stricken away.

If you look at My Nuts post history, the hilarity of all posts combined count for 3,500.

[The Gold Standard]

Why have this battle royal if there was going to be a screw job at the end?

Votes that should be taken away from:

Big Vito - Gass. Makes a total of 13 votes.

screech - My nuts and SRRM. Makes a total of 13 votes

Smeally Meatball - no one. Makes total of 15 votes.

Vito and screech tied.

[Savio]

I do not believe in screw jobs, DONT WORRY.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

No, because votes GASS and SRRM have already been removed from the numbers, as stated 3 times!!11!1!1!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

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Biiiiiiiiiiiig Vito's the Chammmmmmmpionnnnn
Biiiiiiiiiiiig Vito's the Bessssssssssssssssssst
Biiiiiiiiiiiig Vito crushed allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll you
Thannnnnnnks to help from Supreeeeeeeme


IIIIIIIIIII won it for Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitooooooo
IIIIIIIIIII'm totally greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat
IIIIIIIIIII'm the best out of allllllllllll youuuuuuu
And Vito's pretty good tooooooooooooooooo

[screech]

So Vito and I are essentially tied. I formally request a final poll between the two of us.

If I get destroyed, so be it. At least I'll know it wasn't marred in <s>controversy</s> shit.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

screech, your sportsmanship is appalling

be classy

[The Gold Standard]

No, because votes GASS and SRRM have already been removed from the numbers, as stated 3 times!!11!1!1!

They are still there in the poll I am looking at. Regardless, it should be a tie.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

classy like me

and to a lesser extent like Big Vito 22

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Yeah, I changed the numbers. I can't remove names.

[The Gold Standard]

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Biiiiiiiiiiiig Vito's the Chammmmmmmpionnnnn
Biiiiiiiiiiiig Vito's the Bessssssssssssssssssst
Biiiiiiiiiiiig Vito crushed allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll you
Thannnnnnnks to help from Supreeeeeeeme


IIIIIIIIIII won it for Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitooooooo
IIIIIIIIIII'm totally greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat
IIIIIIIIIII'm the best out of allllllllllll youuuuuuu
And Vito's pretty good tooooooooooooooooo


I have to say this is catchy.

[screech]

screech, your sportsmanship is appalling

be classy

How can I be classy when I have been royally screwed?

And how is it classy to reach for votes in casual?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

god you guys are taking this so seriously

you lost, let it go

just bask in Vito's awesomeness and sing along to his victory song

[Lock Jaw]

I am a firm believer that My Nuts' vote should count. He may have less than 200 posts, but he is a respected pillar of the TPWW Universe, whose every post has been of the utmost quality.

Therefore, Big Vito 22 wins.

[XL]

Minus my vote for Vito. I only did itt for LULZ. And I don't like this screech bloke. Jokes.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

How can I be classy when I have been royally screwed?

And how is it classy to reach for votes in casual?

There's nothing casual about my nuts in yr. mouth.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

How can I be classy when I have been royally screwed?

And how is it classy to reach for votes in casual?

it's classy because we wonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

and you losssssssssssssssssssssssst

LOSER

[The Gold Standard]

Supreme, why does it seem like you have such hate for screech?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I have no hate for screech

only mad love for Big Vito 22

[The Gold Standard]

Ok, that makes more sense now.

[screech]

Despite the controversial finish, a win is a win. Congratulations, Big Vito 22 :y:

[screech]

And I have to say, Supreme, that song is quite the catchy tune.

[Lock Jaw]

I think Supreme is setting Big Vito up for Supreme's heel turn. Like, he'll be celebrating with Vito, and then all of a sudden waffle him with a chair.

[The Gold Standard]

Is there really no more tie breaker?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I think with screech conceeding with class, it's Supreme and Vito turning heel together.

[screech]

I was picturing Supreme hitting the chairshot and yelling at him about not to hearing "those two little words," ala Vince on The Rock.

[Savio]

I have been told to read this written statement:

"Long live Big Vito 22 who won fairly without any controversy. screech put up a good fight but ultimately the winner prevailed. Good luck next year. Supreme does not have a gun to my head."

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I don't know what you people are talking about. Big Vito's the man. Big Vito oozes class and sex appeal.

All I did was make you morons finally appreciate Big Vito's greatness. So yes, I do deserve most of the credit, and I will begrudgingly accept that credit because I did all the work. But this isn't about me. This is about me and Big Vito.

[My Nuts]

And I have to say, Supreme, that song is quite the catchy tune.

yo

catch my nuts in yr. mouth

[screech]

yo

catch my nuts in yr. mouth

Not as good as

Looks more like you can strategize my nuts in yr. mouth

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The 200+ post rule should have been established at the start not just in the final round. Also people with neg rep should have also been DQed if they weren't already.

Good work on the win Vito.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>AWWWWEEEESOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEE

*makes <s>Michael Cole</s> Supreme Olajuwon strap the title to my waist*</font>

[Triple Naitch]

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[Lock Jaw]

I don't know what you people are talking about. Big Vito's the man. Big Vito oozes class and sex appeal.

All I did was make you morons finally appreciate Big Vito's greatness. So yes, I do deserve most of the credit, and I will begrudgingly accept that credit because I did all the work. But this isn't about me. This is about me and Big Vito.

Yeah. Definite heel turn coming here from Supreme very soon.

[McLegend]

Lol I fucked up. I haven't been paying attention to this Battle Royal so I voted for I think Screech therefore trying to fuck over Big Vito 22. Now though I see the winner has the least votes.

Whoops :lol:

Congrats Big Vito

[Tazz Dan]

Yeah. Definite heel turn coming here from Supreme very soon.

Supreme couldn't be a heel if he turned up here wearing a swastika

[CSL]

<font color=goldenrod>AWWWWEEEESOOOOOOOOMEEEEEEE

*makes <s>Michael Cole</s> Supreme Olajuwon strap the title to my waist*</font>

"Makes" you know, Big Vito 22 going all DiBiase on Supreme's Virgil right here.