Kalyx triaD
01-30-2011, 02:16 AM
Before we move on:
Humans have been drawing sexy and erotic art since we figured out how to make markings on cave walls. Finding videogame characters hot is just the modern equivalent.
I think it's the videogame aspect that makes people say "Lol, seriously!?". Someone can say they would have sex with Jessica Rabbit if she was real and everyones cool with it because it's Jessica Rabbit but if someone else then said they'd have sex with Mai from King of Fighters, it's suddenly "pretty sad".
So save it, you know who you are.
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Vote for the hottest World Warrior bitch evar. Do it now.
Chun-Li
http://www.gamemanx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chun-li.jpg
Yatta!
Kicking off the list is the first lady of fighting games herself. Comically thick thighs more akin to Brazilian models than female martial artists is one (two) of her trademarks, but they have function: lightning fast kicks being her trademark attack. She also set the standard that female fighters are often faster than the males. In 3rd Strike she underwent a retooling that made into the poking machine she is today. Also she has thick thighs.
Cammy
http://www.ps3attitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/SSFIV_Blog4_Cammy-e1271791665517.jpg
Lock on!
Let's take a look at Delta Red's British agent. Her win pose is a tease and her camouflage paint isn't stealthy, but she's a cute design. She doesn't really have notable physical traits; normal legs, smaller than most game chick's bust, and an overall petite body. She actually looks like the gymnast girls who can do some of her moves in real life. It totally helps that she finds all sorts of reasons for opening her legs and/or putting somebody between them in a throw. Also like gymnast.
Sakura
http://img1.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-images-xvii/street-fighter-4-ero-dlc-3.jpg
She wins! ...We win!
Sakura's overhead (a usually downward strike that breaks crouching guards) is wide downward kick wear her skirt is pretty much lifted the whole time. Aside from being a useful move, it's widely known as a fanservice move. Her whole design may be a play on a fanservice trope but that doesn't make her any less cute and spunky. She's jailbait who will land Ryu in prison sooner or later, but until then we'll just appreciate her 'strong conviction for training hard and fighting strong opponents'. And her short skirt.
Rose
http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rose-in-street-fighter-4.jpg
You're nervous, aren't you?
Aside from an epic rack, Rose is otherwise a conservative woman who leaves a lot to the imagination. There's something scary about a woman who can read your desires, probably why she covers up in the first place. When she gives a handjob, it's a palm reading, but she's Romanian (most likely) so you it doesn't hurt to ask. Who wants to be the guy who unbuttons that outfit?
Karin
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9660/231498-90466-karin_super.jpg
She's rich, bitch.
Woefully underused but not forgotten. Karin is Sakura's rival, and evidently a close friend as well. While she has the schoolgirl set-up, she has a few difference, and not in the Ryu/Ken sort of way. Her fighting style is not related to shoto at all, and she doesn't seem to play that fanservice game. She wears long gym tights under her skirt, and she rather give a palm to the face rather than kick as high she can. No tease from her, she's busy being better than you.
R. Mika
http://download.minitokyo.net/Street.Fighter.378049.jpg
Diva Search is beneath her.
Rainbow Mika is a professional wrestler who actually summons a turnbuckle for some of her moves. She also has a move where she butt slams you, and she rubs her ass if she misses. I'm not sure what they were thinking when they made her, or what slot she was intended to fill in the Street Fighter mythos, but she summons turnbuckles so there.
Juni & Juli
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/127785-bigthumbnail.jpg
Gangbang, but not your gang.
When Cammy all evils she was one of a few brainwashed girls under Bison's control, these were his Killer Dolls. While Capcom have official names and backstories for all of them, the two prominent ones are Juni and Juli. They also shared Cammy's Killer Bee era fashion sense, though even they covered up their legs. Juli is T. Hawks little sister, so she probably wouldn't get many dates. Then again they're all brainwashed killers so keep a distance anyway.
Ibuki
http://www.ps3attitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Ibuki-blog-6-e1266950981563.jpg
Ninja girls win by default.
Ibuki is a ninja. A ninja girl who knowingly bares her thighs to distract her opponent. And she has a pet raccoon. Win.
Makoto
http://www.ps3attitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Makoto-5.jpg
Hey babe, you look kinda cu- AAHHHHHH!
No fanservice kicks. No skimpy outfit. No cute mannerisms. Not so much as a flirtatious smile between fights. All you get is primal screaming, headbutts, chops to your shin, and a punch in the balls that causes ripples in reality. Nobody would hit on this chick. Hell, if it wasn't for the slightest of peaks into her sports bra/tanktop you'd think she was a boy. And she may like it that way, because she's out to fight. For real. No joke. No mercy.
Elena
http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/trueststrike/f4edd1b82b452008759ec857202c5778.jpg?v=214800
One of these girls is not like the other.
Elena is a blue-eyed African with white hair who uses a Brazilian fighting style and attends a Japanese school. She also fights in a bikini. Not news as far as fighting game chicks go but you'd have to see her in motion with Street Fighter 3's lovely animation. Too bad she most likely has aids or malaria or something. Off. Limits.
C. Viper
http://www.smashingshare.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/street_fighter_viper.jpg
MILF case in point.
Crimson Viper is a professional who juggles work life with motherhood. Her strive to make a better life for her little girl makes her a hard worker and role model for single mothers everywhere. She dresses to impress, and uses all the right tools to get the job done. She always has time for a phone call to her daughter, and you won't catch her bitching about not having a man around. She even wears a tie to work. She's an upstanding woman of values.
Juri
http://media.industrygamers.com/editorial/2009/09/juri.jpg
He's getting her good side.
Juri's a homicidal bitch with a cyborg eye who may or may not be bisexual/lesbian. Her top is pretty hot, and wearing traditional tae kwan do pants doesn't mean she can't show off some sexy underlings there. Her color scheme is also my tastes. Her stupid hair doesn't even throw off her swagger. Yeah, I said swagger. She has it. And sexy too.
Humans have been drawing sexy and erotic art since we figured out how to make markings on cave walls. Finding videogame characters hot is just the modern equivalent.
I think it's the videogame aspect that makes people say "Lol, seriously!?". Someone can say they would have sex with Jessica Rabbit if she was real and everyones cool with it because it's Jessica Rabbit but if someone else then said they'd have sex with Mai from King of Fighters, it's suddenly "pretty sad".
So save it, you know who you are.
_________________________________________________________________
Vote for the hottest World Warrior bitch evar. Do it now.
Chun-Li
http://www.gamemanx.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chun-li.jpg
Yatta!
Kicking off the list is the first lady of fighting games herself. Comically thick thighs more akin to Brazilian models than female martial artists is one (two) of her trademarks, but they have function: lightning fast kicks being her trademark attack. She also set the standard that female fighters are often faster than the males. In 3rd Strike she underwent a retooling that made into the poking machine she is today. Also she has thick thighs.
Cammy
http://www.ps3attitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/SSFIV_Blog4_Cammy-e1271791665517.jpg
Lock on!
Let's take a look at Delta Red's British agent. Her win pose is a tease and her camouflage paint isn't stealthy, but she's a cute design. She doesn't really have notable physical traits; normal legs, smaller than most game chick's bust, and an overall petite body. She actually looks like the gymnast girls who can do some of her moves in real life. It totally helps that she finds all sorts of reasons for opening her legs and/or putting somebody between them in a throw. Also like gymnast.
Sakura
http://img1.sankakustatic.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-images-xvii/street-fighter-4-ero-dlc-3.jpg
She wins! ...We win!
Sakura's overhead (a usually downward strike that breaks crouching guards) is wide downward kick wear her skirt is pretty much lifted the whole time. Aside from being a useful move, it's widely known as a fanservice move. Her whole design may be a play on a fanservice trope but that doesn't make her any less cute and spunky. She's jailbait who will land Ryu in prison sooner or later, but until then we'll just appreciate her 'strong conviction for training hard and fighting strong opponents'. And her short skirt.
Rose
http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rose-in-street-fighter-4.jpg
You're nervous, aren't you?
Aside from an epic rack, Rose is otherwise a conservative woman who leaves a lot to the imagination. There's something scary about a woman who can read your desires, probably why she covers up in the first place. When she gives a handjob, it's a palm reading, but she's Romanian (most likely) so you it doesn't hurt to ask. Who wants to be the guy who unbuttons that outfit?
Karin
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9660/231498-90466-karin_super.jpg
She's rich, bitch.
Woefully underused but not forgotten. Karin is Sakura's rival, and evidently a close friend as well. While she has the schoolgirl set-up, she has a few difference, and not in the Ryu/Ken sort of way. Her fighting style is not related to shoto at all, and she doesn't seem to play that fanservice game. She wears long gym tights under her skirt, and she rather give a palm to the face rather than kick as high she can. No tease from her, she's busy being better than you.
R. Mika
http://download.minitokyo.net/Street.Fighter.378049.jpg
Diva Search is beneath her.
Rainbow Mika is a professional wrestler who actually summons a turnbuckle for some of her moves. She also has a move where she butt slams you, and she rubs her ass if she misses. I'm not sure what they were thinking when they made her, or what slot she was intended to fill in the Street Fighter mythos, but she summons turnbuckles so there.
Juni & Juli
http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/127785-bigthumbnail.jpg
Gangbang, but not your gang.
When Cammy all evils she was one of a few brainwashed girls under Bison's control, these were his Killer Dolls. While Capcom have official names and backstories for all of them, the two prominent ones are Juni and Juli. They also shared Cammy's Killer Bee era fashion sense, though even they covered up their legs. Juli is T. Hawks little sister, so she probably wouldn't get many dates. Then again they're all brainwashed killers so keep a distance anyway.
Ibuki
http://www.ps3attitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Ibuki-blog-6-e1266950981563.jpg
Ninja girls win by default.
Ibuki is a ninja. A ninja girl who knowingly bares her thighs to distract her opponent. And she has a pet raccoon. Win.
Makoto
http://www.ps3attitude.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Makoto-5.jpg
Hey babe, you look kinda cu- AAHHHHHH!
No fanservice kicks. No skimpy outfit. No cute mannerisms. Not so much as a flirtatious smile between fights. All you get is primal screaming, headbutts, chops to your shin, and a punch in the balls that causes ripples in reality. Nobody would hit on this chick. Hell, if it wasn't for the slightest of peaks into her sports bra/tanktop you'd think she was a boy. And she may like it that way, because she's out to fight. For real. No joke. No mercy.
Elena
http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/trueststrike/f4edd1b82b452008759ec857202c5778.jpg?v=214800
One of these girls is not like the other.
Elena is a blue-eyed African with white hair who uses a Brazilian fighting style and attends a Japanese school. She also fights in a bikini. Not news as far as fighting game chicks go but you'd have to see her in motion with Street Fighter 3's lovely animation. Too bad she most likely has aids or malaria or something. Off. Limits.
C. Viper
http://www.smashingshare.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/street_fighter_viper.jpg
MILF case in point.
Crimson Viper is a professional who juggles work life with motherhood. Her strive to make a better life for her little girl makes her a hard worker and role model for single mothers everywhere. She dresses to impress, and uses all the right tools to get the job done. She always has time for a phone call to her daughter, and you won't catch her bitching about not having a man around. She even wears a tie to work. She's an upstanding woman of values.
Juri
http://media.industrygamers.com/editorial/2009/09/juri.jpg
He's getting her good side.
Juri's a homicidal bitch with a cyborg eye who may or may not be bisexual/lesbian. Her top is pretty hot, and wearing traditional tae kwan do pants doesn't mean she can't show off some sexy underlings there. Her color scheme is also my tastes. Her stupid hair doesn't even throw off her swagger. Yeah, I said swagger. She has it. And sexy too.