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MoFo
02-02-2011, 09:14 PM
Diddy is being sued for $1 trillion after being accused of causing 9/11.

A woman named Valerie Turks filed the suit against Diddy, whose real name is Sean Combs, alleging that he was the cause behind the collapse of the World Trade Centre in 2001 and stole a poker chip from her worth "100 zillions of dollars".

Turks was denied a restraining order against the rapper, but the judge set a hearing for the case for January 31.

"[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair," Billboard quotes Turks as saying in her legal papers.

"Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money," she continued. "I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she cannot cash it in. I want my chip please help me.

"It's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us (sic)."

Turks, who is asking for $900 billion dollars in child support and $100 billion dollars for "loss of income", also claims she once dated Diddy and share a son, 23-year-old Cornelius Wilson.

The Naitch
02-02-2011, 09:16 PM
Biggie is Allah

Razzamajazz
02-02-2011, 09:33 PM
cocaine is a hell of a drug

Fignuts
02-02-2011, 11:48 PM
lol good lord

Sixx
02-03-2011, 05:51 PM
This is fantastic.

Londoner
02-03-2011, 06:42 PM
hahahahahhahahahaha


there are no words for this.



really.

blake639raw
02-03-2011, 10:30 PM
omg is this for real? Did you get this from the onion?

Nervous Ferret
02-03-2011, 10:57 PM
Finally the truth comes out

MoFo
02-03-2011, 11:58 PM
omg is this for real? Did you get this from the onion?


4 real.

Got it from Digital Spy at first, but have seen it on MTV since lol.

owenbrown
02-04-2011, 01:24 AM
what in the fuck? lol

Razzamajazz
02-04-2011, 02:19 AM
i wonder how much 100 zillions of dollars is, especially since she's only suing for 1 trillion

El Vaquero de Infierno
02-04-2011, 06:17 AM
P Diddy is an overated prat; maybe the demented woman can sue him for that as well.

Haze
02-11-2011, 12:24 PM
I have read, and re-read the legal statement 3 times now...and I still have no idea as to what that woman is talking about.

Rammsteinmad
02-11-2011, 12:56 PM
Holy shit, Eminem is responsible for the time I fell over when I was 8 and now have a permanent scar on my knee! I'm gonna need $54838423,352342,562325235 to cover damages and trauma etc.

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-11-2011, 01:01 PM
How was this case not thrown out already? This person should be held in contempt of court and put in jail for wasting everybody's time.

#1-norm-fan
02-12-2011, 03:24 PM
She's got a good point.

1004 Holds
02-13-2011, 10:23 AM
i guess i'm the only one that doesn't find this funny.

at all

SlickyTrickyDamon
02-13-2011, 11:02 AM
They are just enabling this crazy person and i have no idea why. Is this Judge butt-hurt over Diddy?

Snowden
02-13-2011, 12:27 PM
That seems perfectly reasonable, yeah.

Sixx
02-13-2011, 02:23 PM
I hope she sues Kanye West next.