If you time traveled to 2006...

[Graveler]

and you were only able to tell your 2006 self one thing about WWE or TNA currently, what would you tell them? You can only go into specific detail with that thing. 2006 me would probably be shocked over The Miz being WWE Champion.

[CSL]

Benoit.

[loopydate]

Benoit.

This. Absolutely this.

[Jakob Synn]

Benoit.

And don't let Hogan and Bischoff join TNA.

[DrA]

I wouldn't tell myself about Benoit because I don't want to spoil the surprise. Probably something trivial like Randy Orton is going to win the Royal Rumble in the next couple of years.

[Jakob Synn]

I wouldn't tell myself about Benoit because I don't want to spoil the surprise. Probably something trivial like Randy Orton is going to win the Royal Rumble in the next couple of years.

But if you did you could save so many dvd's and programs from being edited because they feature Chris Benoit.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Benoit. In fact, I'd probably send someone to help him out, and hopefully avoid the tragedy that happened.

[Lock Jaw]

Don't know what telling myself about Benoit would do. Like... what am I supposed to do about it? No one's going to believe what I say, and I might get locked in the loony bin if I go overboard trying to stop it.

[Xero]

And then, 4 years later, reemerge into society as the soul of a laptop computer.

[Xero]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I'd make my self put a bet on the Miz winning the WWE Championship within 4 years. I'm sure somebody would have given me big odds on that not happening. He had just started with the WWE and was probably not even the host of Smackdown yet if I remember correctly. It would have been totally out of left field.

I'd be rich bitch! (Honk Honk!)

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Benoit. In fact, I'd probably send someone to help him out, and hopefully avoid the tragedy that happened.

You'd ALL have to go back a lot longer to fix what happened. Probably go to the start of his career and make sure he didn't model his career and life around the piece of shit known as the Dynamite Kid.

By 2006 he probably would have been too far gone to help him in any real sense. Unless you can travel forward through time and find out how to heal damaged brains like he had to any degree of success.

[MON$TER ENERGY]

i'd go back and tell vince never to have PG wrestling

[dingdongyo]

By 2006 he probably would have been too far gone to help him in any real sense. Unless you can travel forward through time and find out how to heal damaged brains like he had to any degree of success.

you could at least tell his wife to divorce him, take her son, and move the hell away.

[Lock Jaw]

And then have his wife call the cops on the crazed man who keeps calling her/stalking her and telling her to leave.

[Fignuts]

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[Anybody Thrilla]

I don't even like reading Smackdown spoilers. Why the fuck would I want to go spoil something for myself five years in advance? I've perfected time travel, and I only used it to go ruin wrestling for myself? What the fuck? I don't think I like this thread. At all.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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What geo will get out of this video: you and him are friends. :shifty:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

i'd go back and tell vince never to have PG wrestling

Vince would then take your advice and do just the opposite. You're responsible for WWE PG!!!!

[Anybody Thrilla]

"Hey Vince, I'm a thirteen year old internet smark from the future, and whatever you do, DON'T ever switch to a PG rating! Ever!!!!!"

Yeah, OK guy. Fuck.

[dronepool]

2006 was one of the years I didn't pay attention to the WWE what so ever, so I don't know. Actually Benoit was the news that made me come back to this site after years of not following then in 2008 I was watching again.

[Xero]

So I wouldn't be the only one suspicious of someone coming to me, claiming to be my future self, would I?

[CSL]

The Benoit 'murders' were a work to get Dronepool's viewership back.

[dronepool]

So I wouldn't be the only one suspicious of someone coming to me, claiming to be my future self, would I?

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[Lock Jaw]

I'd go back and tell myself that Chris Jericho unified the titles for a second time and has been having a reign of terror as champ for over a year.

Then I'd point and say "ha-ha" in the mirror when it didn't happen.

[Jakob Synn]

So I wouldn't be the only one suspicious of someone coming to me, claiming to be my future self, would I?

Tell him you're Kevin Sullivan then you're okay.

[Skippord]

what kind of shitty time traveling device only allows me to tell myself one thing about wrestling?

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, I'd rather tell myself winning lottery numbers, or give myself a sports almanac.

[Xero]

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[MoFo]

I would jot down all of the results and pose as a psychic by reading them back to people before its happened. Maybe I would get a column on Ryan Clarks webshites called 'Mofos Mind Musings'.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If I had a time machine I'd stop this thread from existing.

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[Rammsteinmad]

Chris Benoit.

Are we allowed to bring proof back with us? Maybe if I could bring a tape of the Benoit tribute show, that'd be pretty convincing. Of course the company can keep it all hush-hush and just pretend new psychological evaluations is part of company protocol, when in reality it's just to help Benoit.

[Eklipse]

Of all years I could possibly go to, why one so shitty as 2006??

[Ultra Mantis]

what kind of shitty time traveling device only allows me to tell myself one thing about wrestling?

Was just about to say this. Fix your fucking time machine geodude91.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Of all years I could possibly go to, why one so shitty as 2006??

It's not 2007.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah, if 2006 is the year I'm going back to I probably wouldn't tell my 2006 self that Benoit would be dead in about a year. It'd be too depressing and there's nothing I'd be able to do to help.

The Miz as champion is the most logical answer. Though Bret Hart coming back is also possible, as is telling my 2006 self the entire Danielson saga would be cool too.</font>

[Xero]

If this time machine can only go back to 2006, can we go back to 2011 or are we stuck in 2006?

[Graveler]

If this time machine can only go back to 2006, can we go back to 2011 or are we stuck in 2006?

You can go back to 2011

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Probably be too busy jerking myself off to talk about wrestling.

[Ruien]

Would tell myself the winners of the important matches (Royal Rumbles and the such) so I could bet and win some money off them.

[Droford]

Rey Mysterio's about to win the World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania!

Ehh..I guess that wouldn't be too shocking considering he already won the Rumble, though my 2006 self would be laughing when Orton beat Rey at No Way Out for the Title Shot at WM.

[Disco Apocalypse]

Continuing on from Droford's comment above, I'd buy my 2006 self a bottle of whiskey and break the news that Orton doesn't win at Wrestlemania, won't be probably pushed for another year, and eventually will drop the awesome Legend Killer gimmick for the spastic schizo Viper one.