Book it- John Cena vs Alberto Del Rio

[FourFifty]

So I'm pretty much gay for Alberto Del Rio at the moment, and I was thinking about where his life in WWE is going to take him. That heel is going to get in the ring with John Cena sometime, and hopefully soon before Cena is (too) stale.

Start it off in the parking lot, where one of them "accidently" dents the other one's car. We all know John Cena loves his muscle cars, and Del Rio seems to be in a new car every week.
Have one match here, one match there, throw in a handicapped match where Del Rio has his ring announcer take a few bumps. etc etc etc. In the end, give them a car vs car match.
No, not like WCW did with the monster trucks. Winner gets to destroy the loser's car. I don't care how this match goes, as long as Del Rio goes over in the feud.

So, Del Rio vs Cena, how would you book it?

[SOCCER LEGS]

not anything like that, that's for sure

[#BROKEN Hasney]

It sounds like you hate Del Rio and you want him to be unpopular and eventually fired :(

[Grablot]

Alberto Del Rio cuts a serious promo about how he was always serious and hard working while guys like Cena are all about jokes and having fun. Well, hard work pay off Del Rio says and challenges Cena for wrestlemania.

Before the mania match, Del Rio and Cena never meet face to face in a match or touch each other in brawls. This builts more heat for their confrontation.

At Mania, Cena calls him "Alberto Del Stinko" as Del Rio walks to the ring and makes an "ew" face. Del Rio steps into the ring and Cena falls down choking because of the "smell". Del Rio smiles and hits Cena with a bunch of moves but Cena no sells all of them, gets up and looks serious. Cena then salutes the crowd and locks in the STF.

Del Rio taps instantly and Cena sprays Febreeze on him.

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty much just like I did in Armchair Warfare, minus AJ Styles and with Cena as a face.

Alberto comes out, claims that he is the role model that everybody should follow, and not Cena. Alberto makes a big deal about earning everything he has by being ruthless, unforgiving, and taking advantage of opportunities when he sees them. Alberto was on the top in Mexico, and now he wants to be on the top here, which means taking Cena down... by any means necessary.

Cena cracks some jokes about Alberto's accent, homosexual insinuations about Del Rio and Rodriguez...

Feud goes on.

[Grablot]

Pretty much just like I did in Armchair Warfare, minus AJ Styles and with Cena as a face.

Alberto comes out, claims that he is the role model that everybody should follow, and not Cena. Alberto makes a big deal about earning everything he has by being ruthless, unforgiving, and taking advantage of opportunities when he sees them. Alberto was on the top in Mexico, and now he wants to be on the top here, which means taking Cena down... by any means necessary.

Cena cracks some jokes about Alberto's accent, homosexual insinuations about Del Rio and Rodriguez...

Feud goes on.

Hahaha it would be mad funny if they gave Alberto and Rodriquez a gay gimmick

[Savio]

No, I wont stop telling me to book things I don't want too.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They don't really need anything beyond a "who is better?" storyline. Del Rio and Cena end up on the same brand, and obviously they meet as two of the top stars there.

[Nark Order]

FourFifty, you should be shot for coming up with that. What in the hell is wrong with you?

[Fignuts]

I don't fucking know. Jesus.

[Lock Jaw]

A car vs. car match would be good, if Cena actually did have a thing for cars. Or if anybody else on the roster did.

Winner gets to go Street Fighter on the loser's car.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I propose that Del Rio should be built up as John Cena's kryptonite. In their first encounter, Del Rio gets the victory because Ricardo Rodriguez sticks his nose in there, and Cena is distracted allowing Del Rio to get the victory. Del Rio starts calling himself "The New Franchise" (I believe the Spanish translation is something like La Nueva Licencia" or something, and Cena challenges Ricardo to a match.

Cena obviously beats Ricardo, making him submit to the STF. Cena wants another crack at Del Rio. The next match between Cena and Del Rio sees a surprising result -- Del Rio manages to make Cena tap-out cleanly. Del Rio has a huge celebration on RAW the next night, which Josh Mathews points out must mean he's surprised he defeated Cena, while Cole is telling us that Del Rio always knew, but now he's proven it to us...La Nueva Licencia!

Cena does some emotional stuff where he says that he felt his arm giving way, and he has suffered injuries before, and didn't want to give Del Rio the satisfaction of knowing he put Cena out. But Cena feels he let his fans down, and what is the point of coming into work if you no longer feel like the best at what you do? So Cena is challenging Del Rio again. "One more time, Alberto! You and me! I Quit!" Del Rio agrees to the match under one stipulation. Because it's apparent RAW is not big enough for the both of them (oh, by the way, Del Rio is drafted with the World Heavyweight Title to RAW in this fantasy), the man who says "I quit" has to leave RAW. No more rematches, no more disputing -- winner gets RAW.

At their PPV I Quit Match, Ricardo Rodriguez tries to interfere, but gets decimated by Cena. Brodus Clay then shows up, and brutalises Cena. I have a feeling Del Rio will be bringing him in as a bodyguard eventually, and Del Rio locks in the Cross Armbreaker on Cena while Clay is beating him down. Cena eventually shocks the world by screaming "I QUIT!" Del Rio and Brodus Clay celebrate over the fallen Cena.

On RAW, we get some videos of Cena going in to get an arm operation or something, due to the damage Del Rio did to it. John Cena can take some time off to see that he remains healthy, and maybe film a movie or something. Del Rio then has RAW all to himself. Now, trying to work out where we are:

* The draft takes place after Extreme Rules.

* The first Del Rio vs. Cena match would then logically be at Over the Limit.

* Del Rio vs. Cena II -- where Del Rio makes Cena tap cleanly would then be at Fatal 4-Way, but let's change that event to "King of the Ring."

* The Del Rio vs. Cena I Quit Match would then be at Money in the Bank.

This means that Cena sits out SummerSlam, where King of the Ring Winner, John Morrison, can then face Del Rio for the World Heavyweight Title. During that match, Cena returns and costs Del Rio the match and the title.

Del Rio is furious, and wants to sue John Cena, or whatever. He also wants his rematch with John Morrison. We see clips of Cena and Del Rio meeting with WWE officials at WWE Headquarters (perhaps with Triple H presiding) to work out their differences for the sake of the company and the World Heavyweight Title. Del Rio then jumps across the desk and puts Cena in a Cross Armbreaker, damaging the arm further.

Night of Champions has every title on the line, and Alberto Del Rio gets his title rematch against Morrison here. John Cena is forbidden to be in the arena. "Juan Cena," however, makes his WWE televised debut, helping Morrison again retain the title. This makes Del Rio furious, as it is not only obvious that Juan Cena is John, but it's disrespectful to Del Rio's culture. Del Rio says that what he's done to Cena in the past has merely been business. But now -- it's personal *wink*.

This takes us to Hell in a Cell, where Del Rio wants John Cena. The WWE Board of Directors try to put a stop to the match, to protect their investment in John Cena (and Del Rio). Cena wants the match, however, even though everyone is trying to stop it.

The match goes ahead, and the finish sees something extra awesome happen. I'm sure these guys can come up with something. It's probably about time to get Cena a win back, so he goes over with assist from John Morrison -- who still has something to prove to Del Rio, and hates bullies, remember.

Next we have Bragging Rights, where John Morrison would face SmackDown!'s WWE Champion in a Champion vs. Champion Match, and the "Franchises" who hate each other would be forced to team up and lead Team RAW. The fans and the lockerroom trust Cena more, but Del Rio feels that he is being discriminated against and has proven he is the best on RAW. Eventually, they decide on no official captain, but it is obvious that Del Rio is not happy that John Cena is so smug about retain the faith of the fans and his peers after Hell in a Cell. This leads to Del Rio (and some guys who are faithful to him) turning on Cena and some other RAW guys at Bragging Rights, and giving SmackDown! the trophy for the third year running.

Del Rio and Cena then lead teams against each other at Survivor Series, where Team Cena manages to defeat the heels, although Del Rio does manage to eliminate Cena from the match, leaving him open to being eliminated by John Morrison, or someone.

Del Rio and Cena are then part of a huge TLC Match at the Tables, Ladders & Chairs PPV, where Del Rio can recapture the World Heavyweight Championship. He brags heading into the Royal Rumble, where his opponent is John Morrison. Del Rio retains the title there, but is shocked when John Cena wins the Royal Rumble and picks Del Rio as his WrestleMania opponent. They've fought each other in every match known to man, but at WrestleMania they fight for the last time -- and Cena wants to beat Del Rio on the biggest stage of them all.

[Lock Jaw]

Just kind of skimmed over that and saw this:

* Del Rio vs. Cena II -- where Del Rio makes Cena tap cleanly

:rofl:

[Optimus Primo]

A car vs. car match would be good, if Cena actually did have a thing for cars. Or if anybody else on the roster did.

Winner gets to go Street Fighter on the loser's car.

On one of the John Cena dvds he shows us his car collection, and at Wrestlemania Axxess this year there's an exhibit with a few of his cars. So yea, Cena does have a legit thing for cars.

Del Rio, on the other hand, it would have to be kayfabe. I haven't heard anything about him liking cars.

I think it would work out, but I don't want to see Del Rio near Cena, not unless Hunter said he would sacrifice one of his children if Del Rio didn't go over.
And taking out a car can get a reaction. The fans seemed to have liked it when Cena and Cryme Time went to town on JBL's limo.

[XL]

So naturally Cena doesn't uphold his end of the as Loser Leaves Raw stip?

[CSL]

I would have Cena and Del Rio have a conflict. I would have them feud for a few months towards a resolution. There would be a resolution. This would not involve Cena spraying 'poopy' on Del Rio's car.

[Shadrick]

CSL = The new Noid.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

The only thing I'd really want to see would be something that's the equivalent of when Del Rio confronted Kane, slapped the urn out of Bearer's hands, and then kicked Kane.

Like, I'd love for Cena to just get done with a feud, be gloating about how "The champ is here", hour he's beaten everyone, etc, etc, just for Del Rio to come out to the ring, say nothing, and just slap the belt out of his hand, and then stare him down.

[CSL]

CSL = The new Noid.

What art thou talking about Willis?

[Disco Apocalypse]

I would replicate the 'border control' storyline they had going with JBL and Mysterio, except with Cena as the face and Del Rio as the evil immigrant.

Combined with fans booing CM Punk for telling them not to be drug addicts, this would prove, once and for all, that the majority of WWE fans don't pay attention to the storylines and characters and have no idea what they are cheering for.

Or do the storyline with a Cena heel turn, your choice... but I can't see Cena being able to get up to JBL heat in his life-time, he's too apple-pie.

[CSL]

Cena will get heat like never before once he turns on the kids/fans.

[Disco Apocalypse]

I would have Cena and Del Rio have a conflict. I would have them feud for a few months towards a resolution. There would be a resolution. This would not involve Cena spraying 'poopy' on Del Rio's car.

And in terms of resolution for the above storyline, end the feud with either Del Rio getting a green card or Cena AA'ing him back over the border.

[Disco Apocalypse]

Cena will get heat like never before once he turns on the kids/fans.

We can only hope. I vaguely remember he got great heat as the rapper, I just don't know if the years of Super-Cena can be reversed...

I guess Hogan is the bench-mark, although did people really hate him that much as 'Hollywood' after the initial turn?

[Mr. Nerfect]

So naturally Cena doesn't uphold his end of the as Loser Leaves Raw stip?

Of course not. It wouldn't be a RAW storyline without Cena ignoring stipulations.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The only thing I'd really want to see would be something that's the equivalent of when Del Rio confronted Kane, slapped the urn out of Bearer's hands, and then kicked Kane.

Like, I'd love for Cena to just get done with a feud, be gloating about how "The champ is here", hour he's beaten everyone, etc, etc, just for Del Rio to come out to the ring, say nothing, and just slap the belt out of his hand, and then stare him down.

You just made me jizz.

[Loose Cannon]

will this car vs car match main event Wrestlemania 28?

[owenbrown]

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[Optimus Primo]

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/albertodelrio/photos/delrioscars/

it looks like a car vs car match would work sometime, even more so since WWE posted that del rio likes cars.

[Disco Apocalypse]

car vs car match sounds good...

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[Favre4Ever]

Cena spills hot coffee on Del Rio. The rest is history.