Attention dorks and fat nerds I need to be brought up to speed

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm taking my cousin to see the Smackdown taping in KC on March 15th. Is Boogen still wrestling? Is HBK champion yet? Has that rookie CM Punk gotten a IC or US title push yet? I need these questions answered.

[Volare]

Your answers to your questions in order sir are, No No Yes.

[BigDaddyCool]

Nerd.

[JimmyMess]

who is Boogen?

[Sixx]

Who the fuck is Boogen?

[Sixx]

who is Boogen?

High five.

[JimmyMess]

High five.

Totes McGotes

[Rammsteinmad]

Boogen = Luther Reigns.

[JimmyMess]

Boogen = Luther Reigns.

Spanks... I just wiki'd him... have no idea who he was/is... I had stopped watching by then I guess

[Ermaximus]

BDC is a fat, wrestling loving, nerd. Nerdddddddd!

[Rammsteinmad]

Spanks... I just wiki'd him... have no idea who he was/is... I had stopped watching by then I guess

It's not really.

I think Boogen = Boogeyman.

If you weren't watching then, you didn't miss much.

[ooTin]

This upsets me.

[JimmyMess]

It's not really.

I think Boogen = Boogeyman.

If you weren't watching then, you didn't miss much.

Oh well boo you then lol. Yeah, apparently not...

[Swiss Ultimate]

Here's the low-down:

D'Lo Brown is Unified World Champ
Dudleys are Tag Champs
Jeff Hardy is doing the Sexual White Chocolate Gimmick
Steve Austin has replaced King on commentary

[Rammsteinmad]

D'Lo Brown is Unified World Champ

What the fuck are you on about?!





When did they unify the titles?

[ooTin]

HHH is womens champ

[JimmyMess]

HHH is womens champ

I believe he's the chaperone, not champion...

*spell fail*

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

And his name is Ray Bradstone now!!! Get it right or pay the price to play the Chaperon video game.

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Batista, sorry about trying to make you go to Smackdown. Evolution is your solution!

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Batista: You had me at Ray Bradstone!

[Volare]

BDC is a fat, wrestling loving, nerd. Nerdddddddd!

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

and a nazi!

[Snowden]

Jerry Lawler is the #1 contender for the world title.

Bet you can't tell if I'm kidding or not.

[BigDaddyCool]

all of this pleases me.

[Swiss Ultimate]

What the fuck are you on about?!





When did they unify the titles?

On the last Sunday Night Heat.

[MoFo]

TNA became the new no.1 company when Vince McMahon left WWE.

I assume you will be watching this 'Smackdown' in a school gym or bingo hall.

[Volare]

On the last Sunday Night Heat.

The same one where Kelly Kelly showed her boobs right?

[Majunior]

No, the one after that.

It should be pointed out Hogan, Scott Steiner, Lita, and both Moe and Mable (yes, they reformed Men on a Mission, or M.O.M.) with Oscar are the dominant stable. "The Brothers." Hogan says brother, Scott has a brother, and Moe, Oscar, and Mable... well, you get the idea. We still aren't sure why Lita's involved, but she spends all her time imitating Jeff Hardy and not wrestling, just jumping off shit.

Oh, and Droz is the general manager. Good stuff.

[Juan]

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[Droford]

Boogeyman should have came back with a 70's disco gimmick

The BoogieMan