OCW: A New Era of Wrestling

[itsmeJD]

I know I've not been here long, and maybe I've missed something better in the past, but this is by far the greatest thing I've ever read in this forum. My girl HATES wrestling and is laughing her ass off at this shit. Truly epic. O C Fuckin W!!

[CSL]

You know ooTin's probably been locked in contract negotiations all night with these guys. Pretty shocked Ryan Clark hasn't picked up on how things are going.

[Dave Youell]

Here's my contract offer from ocw:

Loose Cannon sent me to you. I just wanted to let you know that me and a group of guys have launched a new non-profit wrestling organization called "OCW" ( Ocoee Championship Wrestling ). We are based out of Ocoee, FL which is where we hold all of our tapings. If you're interested in a contract offer, please respond to this message. Loose Cannon told me that you have 10 years of experience on the Independent circuit, that's pretty impressive soudning to me. Our site is ocoeechampionshipwrestling.webs.com and you can also watch us at YouTube.com/OCW2011. Thank you and have a good day.

[Lock Jaw]

You should probably do it. It is non-profit, so it will look good on your wresume. Not to mention the prestige that comes with just having been a part of OCW and a New Era of Wrestling.

[CSL]

Here's my contract offer from ocw:

Loose Cannon sent me to you. I just wanted to let you know that me and a group of guys have launched a new non-profit wrestling organization called "OCW" ( Ocoee Championship Wrestling ). We are based out of Ocoee, FL which is where we hold all of our tapings. If you're interested in a contract offer, please respond to this message. Loose Cannon told me that you have 10 years of experience on the Independent circuit, that's pretty impressive soudning to me. Our site is ocoeechampionshipwrestling.webs.com and you can also watch us at YouTube.com/OCW2011. Thank you and have a good day.

Pffft, Clox would have been offered guaranteed money and limited dates up front.

[bigslimjj]

http://i51.tinypic.com/1i291g.pngHis name? His name is Jose Antonio! But you...you already know that.

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[Sixx]

Here's my contract offer from ocw:

Loose Cannon sent me to you. I just wanted to let you know that me and a group of guys have launched a new non-profit wrestling organization called "OCW" ( Ocoee Championship Wrestling ). We are based out of Ocoee, FL which is where we hold all of our tapings. If you're interested in a contract offer, please respond to this message. Loose Cannon told me that you have 10 years of experience on the Independent circuit, that's pretty impressive soudning to me. Our site is ocoeechampionshipwrestling.webs.com and you can also watch us at YouTube.com/OCW2011. Thank you and have a good day.

The negotiations should be top secret, so the crowd would mark out like when The Rock showed up on RAW.

[ocw4life]

I haven't posted in months but this thread brought me out of hiding. I just have to ask, since no one else has, and it's killing me to know this one important question.......

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUR PARENTS AT ????

The Chairman's parent knows that he and his friends do this outside of their house. So do the neighbors and they don't care.

[ocw4life]

Will you pay for my flight from Poland and accommodation?

I'll be your foreign heel, that all the lawnmowing Mexicans and pensioners on them suburban porches will love to hate.

We're sorry, but we can't pay for anyone flights. Simply because we have just launched as a non-profit wrestling organization. So there is money or budget yet. Until we'll be making revune and profit to the point where almost what WWE and TNA makes which will be a LONG time from now. Then, we could probably arrange and pay for people's travel expenses.

[ocw4life]

I'll pitch in to get them a rope at most, and not to lessen the likelihood of death.
If you could, that would help us at the moment. That is if you're really serious about helping us get a rope.

[ocw4life]

You know ooTin's probably been locked in contract negotiations all night with these guys. Pretty shocked Ryan Clark hasn't picked up on how things are going.

I'm surprised too that we haven't made news on Ryan Clark's EWrestlingNews.com. Boy what type of publicity that would be!

[Seth82]

received this gem of a pm back after I told him I'd never make an appreciation thread for a buncha yard tards and to fuck off

Well excuse me! Somebody recommended on the topic that it should go into a appreciation thread since it was getting a lot of people. Plus, it's one of the reasons why the forums crashed for a short time yesterday. Sorry to bother you!

[Razzamajazz]

i'm late for the party in here

[VSG]

That is true.. OCW crashed TPWW last night.

[Hanso Amore]

Fake. Funny Thread.

Someone found this Youtube Channel/site and made a sock.

I wonder who it is?

[VSG]

Ya I am on the side of this being a sock account as well, no one can take so much sarcasm seriously in real life. Still, compliments to whoever is doing this.

[Lock Jaw]

I'm surprised too that we haven't made news on Ryan Clark's EWrestlingNews.com. Boy what type of publicity that would be!

This comment put it over the top for me.

[Providence Peep]

Anyone think the six kids on the roster are Cena marks?

[Snowden]

If this is a sock, absolute kudos.

[CSL]

If you could, that would help us at the moment. That is if you're really serious about helping us get a rope.

This was 'ze moment'.

[El Fangel]

My god, I have a feeling Jabba is behind this.

[Blitz]

I suggest you contact TPWW poster rik and see about getting him to set up an online e-fed to compliment your clearly exceedingly high quality real life shows.

[CSL]

do you know what I have seen a lot of people dumber than me and canadian crippla His name is Mr. Robert Goulet

[Jura]

Ole`

[Phenomenal 1]

even if this was real, which I doubt and agree with above posters that its an obvious and bogus poster under a sock account, i find it funny and hilarious if these kids actually think what they are doing is considered "quality entertainment". All good humor aside, the fact of reality that the only real results that come out of backyard wrestling is parental involvement, injuries, criminal charges, and lawsuits. That's it, plain and simple. At some point if the footage is not like 2 or 3 years old off of youtube, i haven't looked, then one of these kids is going to get seriously hurt. It's only a matter of when and or if it happens.

I speak from personal experience, my friends and I in high school tried doing a backyard fed one time. We were midway through our little show when my homeboy's parents came home and about flipped a lid. They detained all of us, called the cops, and the cops then called all of our parents. The cops explained to us that anyone over the age of 18 could be charges with felony assault, use of a deadly weapon, criminal trespass, and various other charges if we should attempt this again.

It was also explained to us point blank and simple, that the parents that let this go on at their house can be charged for child endangerment, assault, and various other charges for allowing kids to do this. The cops also explained that our parents could be sued for us causing injury to another person during this since most of us were minors.

I was the only one that 18 at the time and the parents of the guy's house we did it at pressed charges on me, cause they overheard us a week earlier planning it and they busted in on us, told their son it was forbidden to do it and proceeded to kick the other 3 of there out and to not come back again. Being kids we didn't take it literally until I found myself in handcuffs and charged with criminal trespassing. I ended up pleading guilty and doing a diversion, I had to do 100 hours community service, pay a 500 dollar fine, and was on probation for 6 months.

Bottom line out of this is that you can and WILL get hurt doing backyard wreslting. It requires professional training and proper practice to pull these moves off with a chance of not hurting the other person. And in fact the PROS even still get hurt.

All you kids are going to end up doing is getting yourselves hurt, getting in trouble with your parents, possibly facing criminal charges, and you and your parents could end up getting sued in civil court.

As we were typing this I looked up the revised statue codes in my hometown and they actually have a provision code for being charged with operating or performing backyard wrestling. I have heard of some counties/cities passing legislation that allows the cops to arrest kids that are involved in backyard wrestling. That all stems back from the late 90's/early 2000's when there was alot of internet and media coverage on backyard wrestling and kids that got hurt from it.

Do yourselves a favor while your ahead, quit the backyard fed, tell your friends to get a hobby, and save yourself and your parents a headache in court.

[Kalyx triaD]

Shut up.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

In other words without a long boring essay on the foils of backyard wrestling:

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[Troelar]

Fake. Funny Thread.

Someone found this Youtube Channel/site and made a sock.

I wonder who it is?

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[Sixx]

I think I got a bit smashed last night and filled out an application.

[ocw4life]

OCW Presents it's first event of 2011, "Soul Survivor" NOW online to watch on the "Videos" page at ocoeechampionshipwrestling.webs.com and on YouTube.com/OCW2011.