Official RAW thread 4/26

[OssMan]

****, I'm starting this early.

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April 26, 2004

Raw Rebound: 56k (http://repository.wwe.com/asx/vod/22rebound56.asx) | 100k (http://repository.wwe.com/asx/vod/22rebound100.asx) | 300k (http://repository.wwe.com/asx/vod/22rebound300.asx)Monday Night RAW comes to you from Topeka, where World Heavyweight Champion Chris Benoit will undoubtedly be in a joyous mood after enjoying the homecoming of a lifetime in Alberta, Canada just last week. Not only did Benoit successfully defend the World Heavyweight Championship at Backlash in his native Edmonton, but on RAW in Calgary, Benoit & Edge captured the World Tag Team Championship by defeating Ric Flair & Batista.

But with two Championships around his waist, how will Benoit handle the challenges of having to defend both titles? RAW will come to you only one week before Benoit defends the World Heavyweight Championship against Shawn Michaels. How will both prepare leading up to the match? Watch RAW to find out.

With the exception of Randy Orton's victory over Cactus Jack at Backlash, Evolution has had some rough luck as of late. The tip of the iceberg may just have been Batista and Ric Flair's loss of the World Tag Team Championship. If the history of Evolution is any indication of what's to come on Monday night, expect to see Triple H and company on a warpath.

Also last week, Kane revealed that he felt he was going soft and that he would find somebody to sacrifice. An enraged Kane Chokeslammed Matt Hardy to Hell. Are there more victims in Kane's future? Find out on RAW.

All of this and more on Monday Night RAW at 9 pm/8 CT on Spike TV!

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[asphyXy]

<font color=969696>They should have Benoit defend both titles in the same night to really get him over.</font>

[OssMan]

Like Eddie did that one time.

[Evolution]

How do I join the AssMan Fan Club?

[Disturbed316]

WHOOOOOOOOOOO RAW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

[OssMan]

How do I join the AssMan Fan Club? You have to perform a series of tasks and then I will consider your acceptance.
First task: Get me some milk.

[Savio]

KAne should something good this week, something we never seen before.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kane should chokeslam Lilian Garcia.

[AareDub]

KAne should something good this week, something we never seen before.

Like any of the new finishers we all came up with for him in my thread last week :D

[Loose Cannon]

WOOOOOOOOOOO RAW

[Savio]

Kane should go over Orton for the title.

[Loose Cannon]

Kane should go over Orton for the title.

:lol: :) :wtf: :| :( :'( :mad: :foc:

[AareDub]

Kane should go over Orton for the title.

Boo!

[Savio]

I'm kidding

[Savio]

Just have Trish pin orton with in 5 seconds from a punch.

[Innovator]

Just have Trish pin orton with in 5 seconds from a punch.
I think the finger poke of doom is more fitting

[Boondock Saint]

Crappy day. Just hope RAW is good.

[OssMan]

**** the clock is going fast again

[CosaNostra]

You just have to feel that after last week's fiasco for Evolution, this week is gonna be the HHH show. Part of which he will babble for what seems like hours.

[Innovator]

or maybe Orton can finally ****ing turn on him

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

kane chooses his next sacrifice. eugine. but, in a shocking turn of events, eugine goes over kane in a match with his new finishing manuver - the t-shirt gun to the balls!

[CosaNostra]

or maybe Orton can finally ****ing turn on himYeah, and make Flair his latest Legend victim; the crown jewel of his Legend Killer reign

[Innovator]

i can't wait to see Eugene in a match and tear someone apart

[Innovator]

***Bows down to Orton before LC gets the chance to

[Innovator]

oh yeah, maybe Matt Hardy will turn face tonight after taking one for the team for Lita.

Hardy getting used = :y:

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

has anyone here seen eugene in a match, like when he wrestled as just nick dinsmore?
just wanna know how good he actually is in the ring?

[OssMan]

Sticky this bitch.

[Gone Mad]

Hope its a good show tonite.. and Assman, I agree: Wesley Willis Rox! RoCk N Roll McDonalds!

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

who?

[Innovator]

Cut The Mullet! Cut The Mullet! Cut The Mullet!

[OssMan]

THE MULLET IS THE REASON WHY PEOPLE HATE YOU. GET THE RATS NEST OFF YOUR SKULL.

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

'cut the mullet'??? don't mind me 4 bein just a little confused

[Loose Cannon]

Here we go

[Savio]

Heh that little kid.

[Dragoneyes]

What the hell was victoria doing

[CosaNostra]

I'm getting pre-empted by hockey?!?!

Rahahrhrhrhrhrhrhrh!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :rant:

[Dragoneyes]

I'm getting pre-empted by hockey?!?!

Rahahrhrhrhrhrhrhrh!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :rant:

that sux like a government intern

[Loose Cannon]

Wow at the Gail Kim submission. NICE. Gail is so fk'n Hot BTW

[AareDub]

I think they should make a little picture in picture window during Raw and just have Victoria in the little window during the whole show. I would never change the channel

[Gone Mad]

Hell fire and brimstones! ITs Kane!!

[Dragoneyes]

and in comes Matt.... i think

ok maybe not

[Dragoneyes]

why the **** is kane smelling her

[Rock Bottom]

ROFL HAHAHA KANE IS TRYING TO GET SOME

[Rock Bottom]

Did you see his face wrinkle when he sniffed her, that was hilarious (she is kinda smelly)

[HHHsucks929]

Even if this whole thing with Kane sacrificing people gets all Gerwitz-like, at least Matt Hardy is getting TV time on Raw.

[Xero]

Was he gonna eat her head?! :wtf:

[Dragoneyes]

well with matt and lita kinda back together, i guess thats how they will bring in jeff if they get his new contract signed... everyone, welcome to the year 2000

[rob11]

lmao at the big vis sign

[R3st!nP3ac3]

yaaaaaaaay y2k

[Dragoneyes]

oh christ, they gave tajiri a mic

[R3st!nP3ac3]

LoL

[Dragoneyes]

coach is making me hungry

[Xero]

well with matt and lita kinda back together, i guess thats how they will bring in jeff if they get his new contract signed... everyone, welcome to the year 2000

If Arquette comes in and wins the title, Im outa here :shifty:


Looks like we're back to a racist angle...

[Loose Cannon]

HHH WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Man I'm kind of happy he came out, I was getting bored there.

[Gone Mad]

uh-oh. hhh is goin to get it now

[Loose Cannon]

lol at low blow

[Dragoneyes]

If Arquette comes in and wins the title, Im outa here :shifty:


im with ya there

[Gone Mad]

dam, I was right!

[HHHsucks929]

MIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xero]

LOL! HES HAVING A SEZURE!

[Loose Cannon]

HOLY SHIT MARKOUT MOMENT

[Dragoneyes]

YAY TAJIRI i hope hes out for 2 months cause hes "blind"

[Wondermouse]

Trips doing his best Coach impression.

[AareDub]

lol he got misted in the mouth..

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>He's gonna be blind, that's how he's gonna be kept off TV to do movies.</font>

[HHHsucks929]

Well, everybody, buckle your seatbelts. Time for Trips to BURY TAJIRI'S CAREER.

[MVP]

LOL

I :heart: Tajiri.

[Vazz]

Yay Tajiri! =D


Well, everybody, buckle your seatbelts. Time for Trips to BURY TAJIRI'S CAREER.

:| :(

[Gone Mad]

Yup, this is going to lead to the same storyline as Nidia's blindness, but instead of Noble, it's HHH's lover, Flair.

[Gone Mad]

MIST!! MIST !! MIST!!

[Xero]

LMAO! BISCHOFF THE TREE!

[Vazz]

LOL@ HHH talking to a plant.

[HHHsucks929]

Lol, Trips doing something funny for a change.

[Loose Cannon]

viva la FRANCE

[Xero]

Oh... My... God... I didnt think it could get any worse w/ JR and King... (Being sarcastic, I love them)

[Gone Mad]

More of that fine acting by HHH.. (more sarcasm btw)... And here comes the GORE!

[R3st!nP3ac3]

eugene!

[R3st!nP3ac3]

Eugene is doing cartwheels :y:

[Xero]

Is it just me, or does this ref overdo the counts...


LMMFAO@The Pyros

[Gone Mad]

GORE GORE GORE!!!

[R3st!nP3ac3]

hahahahhahahaha

[Loose Cannon]

LOL AT REF jumping when he does the 3 counts and lmao at Eugene

[R3st!nP3ac3]

Yea the ref was jumping as he counted

[Xero]

LMAO@Regal

[Boondock Saint]

Hahahahaha

[Rock Bottom]

that is one enthusiastic ref

[glycerine]

hey can you guys give me a recap of whats happened? i missed it so far. it sounds funny.

[Vazz]

LMAO@Regal having a seizure during pyro

That's 2 seizures today so far. :D

[Gone Mad]

NO, the ref wasn't jumping!.... It was more like hopping.

[CBright7831]

Triple H will pick up his first victory in a month tonight.

AND HAHAHA @ REGAL WHEN THE PYRO WENT OFF!!!

[Loose Cannon]

lol who the fk is this assclown?

[Dragoneyes]

yay eugene gets a match

[Xero]

What is it with two weeks... Do we really need a TWO WEEK BUILDUP for a Eugene match!?

[Vazz]

What is it with two weeks... Do we really need a TWO WEEK BUILDUP of a Eugene match!?

No. :-\

[CBright7831]

WHERE'S MENE GENE?!?!?!?!?!!??

[Xero]

Looks like Tyson has moss all over him... That should be his new name! Moss Man!

[Xero]

ITS TAKER! Oh... n/m...

[AareDub]

Loopy needs to come back to the Raw thread. It sucks this week.

[PureHatred]

West Coast. This is a strong episode of Will & Grace. I don't know anybody in this thread except RB. Crazy...

[Loose Cannon]

Trish looks like she just had sex a seconds before she came out.

[Loose Cannon]

TURN IT DOWN PLEASE

[Xero]

Damnit Brian... GET SOME NEW MOVES! ITS 2004! NOT 1999!

[Gone Mad]

LOOK KIDS! IT'S GRANDMASTA B!

[Wondermouse]

GRAND MASTER SUCKSAY

[KingofOldSchool]

It's Grandmaster Cokehead.

[Loose Cannon]

lol Kevin Nash music. You heard

[Gone Mad]

Where's J? End this GrandMasta CrapA ! JERIKO!!

[Xero]

I didnt hear it this time...

[Xero]

I love that new tron of Y2J's!

(Damnit, thats the second time I DP'd...)

[Gone Mad]

Y2J!!!

[CBright7831]

http://hugeinternetsuperstars.com/images/articles/20040426_7_272/hhhmist.jpg
Don't worry Hunter. It's not much worse than what comes out of Steph's vagina.

[Loose Cannon]

Tomko really didn't solve my problems tonight. I mean Grand Master some how appeared on my TV.

[Dragoneyes]

http://hugeinternetsuperstars.com/images/articles/20040426_7_272/hhhmist.jpg
Don't worry Hunter. It's not much worse than what comes out of Steph's vagina.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Xero]

EWWW! Trips was drooling!

LMAO@The pic & Caption

[Gone Mad]

wow, nice new vid for J. Didn't get to see it last week. So... where is Shelton?!

[CBright7831]

Here we go.

Triple H will pick up his first victory in a month.

[CBright7831]

HE GOT IT!!!



AW HELL TRIP'S KICKED OUT!!!

[HHHsucks929]

What the hell was that no-sell by Triple H on the kick?

[HHHsucks929]

Uh-oh. Hebner's knocked out. That means no victory for Tajiri.

[CBright7831]

PEDIGREE!!!

"Game over!" - Lil Flip

:( :'( :( :'( :( :'( :( :'( :( :'(

[HHHsucks929]

I called it.


Not that it was that hard to call.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh stop it you idiots.

[Gone Mad]

To answer the question why Eugene's first match is in 2 weeks, I just figured it is because of next week, the Benoit Title Match, which could run long.

[CBright7831]

Still I have to give credit where it's due that this match was not a squash; Tajiri and HHH were pretty evenly matched this go-around.

[Dragoneyes]

this is disturbing

[Loose Cannon]

Man this show BLOWS to high heavens.

[Dragoneyes]

finaly something REALLY good

[Vazz]

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[Gone Mad]

Sometimes I wish Kane could take out a Lawler or two.

[CBright7831]

God bless any man who has ever porked Stacey.

[Loose Cannon]

OMG LEGEND

[Loose Cannon]

OMG LEGEND KILLER

[Gone Mad]

uh oh ! RKO ALERT!

[Dragoneyes]

why does he have to mess up THIS

[CBright7831]

OH GOD!!!!

HARLEY RUN!!!

KING, YOU RUN TOO!!!!

[Boondock Saint]

:lol: I love how as soon as they mentioned "legend", his music hits. Beautiful.

[Loose Cannon]

MARKS THE FK OUT

[Dragoneyes]

he can kick race's ass if he wants but for the love of god let stacy stay

[Vazz]

Time for another legend to fall. :cool:

[Gone Mad]

RKO'S SPIT OWNS HARLEY

[Loose Cannon]

SHIT SON OF A BITCH

[Gone Mad]

BENJAMIN!! FINALLY! KICK SOME ASS! ..sorry there,legend killer.

[HHHsucks929]

Lol, was Harley SUPPOSED to miss like that?

[CBright7831]

I hope not.

[CBright7831]

This match is going to last about 30 minutes. It's 10:32 right now.

[OssMan]

eh, stopped watching. Was starting to fall asleep. Tell me who wins.

[PureHatred]

This thread made me glad I'm watching Kings/Mavs Game 4. But apparently Shelton made an appearance so I'll be watching later tonight. Mars, bitches.

[Rock Bottom]

lol Chris Benoit is crazy

[Gone Mad]

Benoit/Edge retains.. an OK show. This is the first time I got to be part of a thread,so thanks for putting up with me and what was a disappointing show. RKO V. SB eventually!

[HHHsucks929]

Okay raw tonight. the ending was confusing as to who's the face and who's the heel going into next week's title match. Shelton and Orton should've had matches. The comedy with Triple H and Eugene was good though.

[RGWhat316]

Well, RAW just ended so catching up now. The pyro actually scared the hell out of me because I had it on, but wasn't paying attention, then saw Eugene and it made sense as he was playing. I love Jericho's new entrance video. Hard to believe HHH sold Tajiri's mist, actually having a seizure, then talking to a plant. :lol: As soon as they showed Harley Race, I predicted Orton and there he was. Shelton is back on RAW after a week off it seems. But they changed his music. His old one was generic, but was cool. And Kane is attempting to be a monster again, but can only go after Matt Hardy. :|

[RGWhat316]

http://hugeinternetsuperstars.com/images/articles/20040426_7_272/hhhmist.jpg
Don't worry Hunter. It's not much worse than what comes out of Steph's vagina.

OMG, caption of the year!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Don't know if anyone picked up on it, but Shelton has new music.

[OssMan]

Yeah it's some rap shit now.

[Gone Mad]

Shelton used the new theme yesterday on Heat,when he went against Rhyno.

[Tiken]

Because of the Colo/SJ game (Avs suck BTW :lol: ) I am just now getting to watch RAW.

My question is...what is up with the ref during the La Resistence Ryno Match.
Everytime he goes to count he flops around on his stomach. It looks like the Ref is trying to immitate the Worm, a half-ass one atleast. :wtf:

[Hired Hitman]

<font color=goldenrod>He's gonna be blind, that's how he's gonna be kept off TV to do movies.</font>
They'll use that excuse as well if his movie bombs... :shifty:

[John la Rock]

http://hugeinternetsuperstars.com/images/articles/20040426_7_272/hhhmist.jpg
Don't worry Hunter. It's not much worse than what comes out of Steph's vagina.

Genious and quote of the year!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[TazroK]

I find that quote to be immature!

Btw. Benoit sucks.

[loopydate]

I find that quote to be immature!

Btw. Benoit sucks.
I find you to be a donkey****er.

[Moongoose Mcqueen]

Raw wasn't great nor bad, it was just basic. Not much shocking stuff or storyline twists, matches were decent. The segments with Eugene, HHH, and Randy Orton/Harley Race/Stacy were entertaining.

LOL at this JR quote... "I think Tajiri is one pedigree away from seeing his entire career flash before his eyes."

[SammyG]

how about that ref during that one match, i dont remember who. he would jump for every 1 and 2 count. hes a new guy obviously he looked so stupid floppin around

[tucsonspeed6]

I noticed that Batista was cutting the promo last night instead of Flair. Although flair did add a "WOOO" at the end of the promo, Batista did most of it by himself. He didn't do too bad either. There wasn't too much charisma with the way he said it, and it was kinda butter and bread, but good considering they usually keep him to the back being quiet while the other three talk for him.

[Moongoose Mcqueen]

That ref looked like an idiot, and after seeing him do that count for the first time I watched him the rest of the match and just laughed at how bad he was. He would be touching his earpeice and stopping to listen and getting in the way, and doing crappy acting and "officiating". But the flops took the cake.

[tucsonspeed6]

What match was this? I taped the show last night and I'd like to be able to point it out to my girlfriend.

[Savio]

how about that ref during that one match, i dont remember who. he would jump for every 1 and 2 count. hes a new guy obviously he looked so stupid floppin around
Yeah I saw that. To bad foleys gone he walked out on the orton foley match the day I joined. :(

[#1-norm-fan]

LMAO. Greatest... ref... ever.

[ColdwaVer]

I noticed that Batista was cutting the promo last night instead of Flair. Although flair did add a "WOOO" at the end of the promo, Batista did most of it by himself.

Flair=training wheels for promos