I might have actually watched NXT 3 if this girl was on it... [Archive]

Mr. Nerfect

03-10-2011, 07:02 AM

Apparently the WWE have signed SHIMMER wrestler Tenille to a developmental contract. She was born in Melbourne, Australia but moved to Calgary to train under Lance fucking Storm and has apparently been working regularly for SHIMMER and ECCW.

I have a new favourite Diva:

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http://www.gerweck.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/080310.jpg

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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Eh_4vcOeF_A/TJNr14Af_YI/AAAAAAAALlQ/G2vraUqJUcE/s1600/tenille_tayla_002.jpg

http://www.filesnews.com/wp-content/uploads/wrestler-Tenille-09-.jpg

http://www.filesnews.com/wp-content/uploads/wrestler-Tenille12.jpg

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Nicky Fives

03-10-2011, 07:48 AM

Generic blonde #0965

CSL

03-10-2011, 07:57 AM

Yeah, because that automatically means she must not be attractive

CSL

03-10-2011, 07:57 AM

http://img.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/megan-fox-1.jpg

Generic brunette #1739 lads

Sixx

03-10-2011, 08:34 AM

Yeah, because that automatically means she must not be attractive

But she really isn't anything special.

Cool King

03-10-2011, 08:43 AM

I wish I had the money to move to Calgary to train under Lance fucking Storm. :(

CSL

03-10-2011, 08:44 AM

But she really isn't anything special.

Not at all. It's more the whole generic comment, implying he wouldn't lay pipe or something. I don't think Megan Fox is anything special but I definitely would. Wherever you go on the internet where there's a picture/video of a moderately attractive bird, there's always some virgin waiting to list what's wrong with her.

CSL

03-10-2011, 08:48 AM

I wish I had the money to move to Calgary to train under Lance fucking Storm. :(

You just need to save a bit of money together, you don't need to move out there. I know quite a few guys ranging from very good to the shits who've gone over to train with him/at his school for periods of time, ditto OVW. In fact OVW is even better because they run shows, tape TV, have 'advanced' invite only courses etc as well. It's just all about saving some mon-ayyyyy.

Sixx

03-10-2011, 08:49 AM

Not at all. It's more the whole generic comment, implying he wouldn't lay pipe or something. I don't think Megan Fox is anything special but I definitely would. Wherever you go on the internet where there's a picture/video of a moderately attractive bird, there's always some virgin waiting to list what's wrong with her.

Totally agreed. I sure a as hell would fuck her, but she ain't that impressive.

Cool King

03-10-2011, 08:59 AM

You just need to save a bit of money together, you don't need to move out there. I know quite a few guys ranging from very good to the shits who've gone over to train with him/at his school for periods of time, ditto OVW. In fact OVW is even better because they run shows, tape TV, have 'advanced' invite only courses etc as well. It's just all about saving some mon-ayyyyy.

Seriously?

I've always been under the impression that you would have to actually move to the wherever you were wanting to train. I had no idea you could go over and train for periods of time then come back.

If I knew that a few years ago, I would have started saving up. :(

CSL

03-10-2011, 09:18 AM

Yeah, I think the whole 'course' is about 12 weeks long. If you can sort accommodation for that long, you're golden. You'd probably find that Lance/somebody involved in the school would point you in the right direction about potential accommodation as well. He also does random weekend seminars for 'experienced' guys that would be pretty invaluable if you've ever trained anywhere else. You learn more from these kind of guys, people that have been there and done it in a few hours than you do from months in most places.

Gertner

03-10-2011, 10:25 AM

Meh, she's alright looking. Definitely not up to my standards.

Sixx

03-10-2011, 10:33 AM

Meh, she's alright looking. Definitely not up to my standards.

Yeah, missing the cat paw tattoos.

MoFo

03-10-2011, 10:51 AM

Looks like Taylor Wilde.

Hot.

seapig4

03-10-2011, 11:02 AM

She ain't super hot but i'd still stick her

Ruien

03-10-2011, 12:59 PM

Can someone tell me how she is not hot? Maybe she is not drop down gorgeous, but someone please locate the flaws you see on her please. For us less advance people that need some guidance.

dingdongyo

03-10-2011, 01:12 PM

is she entertaining?

Razzamajazz

03-10-2011, 01:23 PM

i'm sure the moment we hear her speak the hotness will go down

Xero

03-10-2011, 01:31 PM

And if she was on NXT she would have been doing more obstacle courses and "promo challenges" than wrestling, so it would have been absolutely moot.

Ermaximus

03-10-2011, 01:36 PM

And if she was on NXT she would have been doing more obstacle courses and "promo challenges" than wrestling, so it would have been absolutely moot.

I'm still waiting for the ride a unicycle while juggling bananas and humming John Cena's theme with a kazoo challenge.

#1-norm-fan

03-10-2011, 02:03 PM

She's cute. Compared to a typical diva, she is completely below average to me though. She's just a cute girl in that regard. She reminds me of a very amateur porn star in one of those "real girl", casting couch things.

I'm not sure if Noid was so crazy over her looks or the fact that she was trained by Lance Storm though.

Lock Jaw

03-10-2011, 02:23 PM

Hate the piercings under the bottom lip. Just made me think that there was dirt on my screen or something.

Tazz Dan

03-10-2011, 02:30 PM

i'm sure the moment we hear her speak the hotness will go down

Stone the flamin' crows, do you have a problem with the Aussie accent mate?

ron the dial

03-10-2011, 02:45 PM

Meh, she's alright looking. Definitely not up to my standards.
lol you are funny

#1-norm-fan

03-10-2011, 03:05 PM

Stone the flamin' crows, do you have a problem with the Aussie accent mate?

"Stone the flamin' crows" is an amazing saying. I'm now a fan of the Aussie way of life.

Heisenberg

03-10-2011, 03:31 PM

LANCE....FUCKING....STORM awesome

Razzamajazz

03-10-2011, 08:14 PM

Stone the flamin' crows, do you have a problem with the Aussie accent mate?

only when i have no idea what the hell you're saying :rant:
but she probably sounds like the typical airhead blonde

RGWhat316

03-10-2011, 08:55 PM

I'm interested to hear the Cherry Bomb maybe signing to WWE as well right now.

http://ontariowrestlingsindyelite.com/pics/cherrybombA

Tazz Dan

03-10-2011, 09:31 PM

only when i have no idea what the hell you're saying :rant:

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Tazz Dan

03-10-2011, 09:36 PM

Double post

Lara Emily

03-10-2011, 09:37 PM

In a thread about a female wrestler trained by Lance Storm, everyone just talks about her looks, pretty much a microcosm for why except for money no female wrestler should sign with WWE, cause no one gives a fuck about their wrestling talent and that's sad.

VSG

03-10-2011, 10:02 PM

http://i51.tinypic.com/6jknxz.jpg

Lock Jaw

03-10-2011, 10:04 PM

Well, most of us can't talk about her wrestling talent and ability because we have not seen it (being trained by Lance Storm is a step in the right direction, but no guarantee).

We have seen how she looks. So that is something we can talk about.

I for one, as the writer of the best female wrestling storyline in the history of ARMCHAIR WARFARE, would like to see WWE's woman's division ramped up.

Tom Guycott

03-11-2011, 02:48 AM

I'm still waiting for the ride a unicycle while juggling bananas and humming John Cena's theme with a kazoo challenge.

E&C need to be the pros for that challenge! KAZOOS RULE!!!

Generic blonde #0965

Yeah, because that automatically means she must not be attractive

Doesn't stop her from being attractive... the point is that it actually pushes her in the direction of WWE mediocrity due to the "generic, all-American* hot blonde" affliction they come down with. It isn't really their fault. Magazine sales for the pin-up would increase.

Besides, some of you take that "IF YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S A 10, YOU MUST BE A FAGGOT!!11!" thing too far. It's already established that certain looks aren't everyone's cup of tea. Hell, I think Angelina Love looks weird... wouldn't pass it up if she was throwing it at me, though.

Well, most of us can't talk about her wrestling talent and ability because we have not seen it (being trained by Lance Storm is a step in the right direction, but no guarantee).

We have seen how she looks. So that is something we can talk about.

t-shirt idea: "Storm Trained, boner approved!"

meh... maybe not PG enough for WWE. Nevermind.

*Yeah, so she isn't American. You should've got the gist of what I was saying, though.

Jordan

03-11-2011, 11:43 AM

Wow, not that hot.

dingdongyo

03-11-2011, 12:19 PM

CSL

03-11-2011, 03:35 PM

oesn't stop her from being attractive... the point is that it actually pushes her in the direction of WWE mediocrity due to the "generic, all-American* hot blonde" affliction they come down with. It isn't really their fault. Magazine sales for the pin-up would increase.

Besides, some of you take that "IF YOU DON'T THINK SHE'S A 10, YOU MUST BE A FAGGOT!!11!" thing too far. It's already established that certain looks aren't everyone's cup of tea. Hell, I think Angelina Love looks weird... wouldn't pass it up if she was throwing it at me, though.]

It's more the whole generic comment, implying he wouldn't lay pipe or something. I don't think Megan Fox is anything special but I definitely would. Wherever you go on the internet where there's a picture/video of a moderately attractive bird, there's always some virgin waiting to list what's wrong with her.

Mr. Nerfect

03-12-2011, 12:18 AM

Lara Emily

03-12-2011, 12:30 AM

Fuck you guys, I prefer women to look cuter than being the usual Diva mold. Not saying that I find any of the Divas particularly unattractive, but that sort of a woman is great for wank fodder, depending on your mood.

This girl actually seems to want to wrestle, trained under Lance Storm, has managed to make it to the WWE (so they must see something in her), and is Australian. She wins in my books, and I bet you are all jizzing yourselves over her when she is called up and is better than most of the other girls.

Dude come on this is current WWE she'll be called up to look pretty and job in piss break 5 minute matches.

This is not the Bull Nakano vs Alundra Blaze gets 10-15 minutes at Sumerslam 94 era of wrestling hell this isn't even the Molly, Trish, Victoria, Jazz era.

WWE doesn't give two fucks about the in ring ability of their women's division, fuck they barely have a women's division. So when she gets called up she'll never get to prove she's better then the other women because she'll never be asked or allowed to really show the world any of her in ring skills.

Mr. Nerfect

03-12-2011, 12:41 AM

Dude come on this is current WWE she'll be called up to look pretty and job in piss break 5 minute matches.

This is not the Bull Nakano vs Alundra Blaze gets 10-15 minutes at Sumerslam 94 era of wrestling hell this isn't even the Molly, Trish, Victoria, Jazz era.

WWE doesn't give two fucks about the in ring ability of their women's division, fuck they barely have a women's division. So when she gets called up she'll never get to prove she's better then the other women because she'll never be asked or allowed to really show the world any of her in ring skills.

Yes and no. Women in the WWE are definitely not used to make the most money they can, but characters like LayCool have worked to the point where they are involved in some pretty heavy angles. Beth Phoenix has had her moments over the last year or so, and Kong is coming in to the WWE. If the WWE manages to sign Rima Fakih to a contract, I'm sure that they'll want to promote their women as real athletes, too.

But even with women wrestling not being treated as good as it could be, you can see the improvement in Layla, Eve Torres and the difference between Gail Kim and a girl who can't work to save her life.