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Somebody's Gotta Die
07-18-2005, 05:25 PM
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ATLANTA – With the explosive events of WrestleMania XXVII still fresh in the minds of the WWE Universe (http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2011-04-04/results#), two of the most popular Superstars in history lit a fuse that promises to burn bright, clear into 2012.

Savio
04-11-2011, 02:16 PM
Hi, I'm Savior and I deserve noncredit with my internet being out come 4.

Droford
04-11-2011, 02:34 PM
I seriously still kinda think we'll get Rock/Cena vs the Corre 2 on 4 Handicap match at Extreme rules.

dont know why though

Corndad
04-11-2011, 04:59 PM
My guess is Rocky will not be seen again till around SummerSlam. Him and Cena shouldn't touch now till Mania next year though.

Cena didn't really talk about continuing feud with Miz so curious now with Rock out of the way for a while, if they will go with the usual Mania rematch at Extreme Rules or if they take Cena and Miz in different directions.

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 05:09 PM
Being without the internet sucks. Unless it is by way of vagina or food.

MoFo
04-11-2011, 05:34 PM
Randy Orton = Piss Break

Corndad
04-11-2011, 05:46 PM
Also hope they give Daniel Bryan at least something to work with. Maybe throw him in as a third wheel in the Sheamus/Sin Cara stuff, make a Triple Threat for Extreme Rules. I'm afraid he's gonna fall off the face of the earth though after last week.

#BROKEN Hasney
04-11-2011, 05:47 PM
So you created the Raw thread so you would be the Raw thread creator despite having no intention of being on the Internet to disucss it?

Nah, it can be a random posters Raw thread now. SORRY SAVIOR.

Jura
04-11-2011, 06:03 PM
Daannngggg

Triple Naitch
04-11-2011, 06:35 PM
Notorious BIG predicts the future again.

Jura
04-11-2011, 08:04 PM
Does this mean somebody's gotta die?

Rollermacka
04-11-2011, 08:09 PM
I know this is the RAW thread but is anyone watching Tough Enough right now? I love how the "11 year professional" is stuggling soo much

Team Sheep
04-11-2011, 08:20 PM
Skidmarks is a pussy.

Rollermacka
04-11-2011, 08:22 PM
Skidmarks is a pussy.

And Mikeal is a douchebag... he'll be the next WWE champ


Side note, theres alot of man love goin on between those two other guys

Aguakate
04-11-2011, 08:26 PM
"Skidmarks" doesn't know how to act...when he talks to the camera, you can tell he's either reading or reciting what he memorized.

Team Sheep
04-11-2011, 08:30 PM
I hate how women just don't try.

Aguakate
04-11-2011, 08:31 PM
"Ain't No Grave" is now the theme for the tv show "Deadliest Catch"...huh.

Gertner
04-11-2011, 08:44 PM
Also hope they give Daniel Bryan at least something to work with. Maybe throw him in as a third wheel in the Sheamus/Sin Cara stuff, make a Triple Threat for Extreme Rules. I'm afraid he's gonna fall off the face of the earth though after last week.

Noooooo, let's not ruin a Sheamus vs Sin Cara match up with Daniel Boring.

Beth Phoenix Fan
04-11-2011, 08:49 PM
Daniel Bryan is truly Awesome! .

RawRocks
04-11-2011, 08:50 PM
Edge with an announcement? hmmm

Rollermacka
04-11-2011, 08:59 PM
Edge with an announcement? hmmm


He's commin out the closet

Aguakate
04-11-2011, 08:59 PM
Edge with an announcement? hmmm

...PLEASE let it be he's retiring.

CSL
04-11-2011, 09:00 PM
Gertner hoodwinked by Beth Phoenix fan right there

Team Sheep
04-11-2011, 09:00 PM
Haha Austin is brilliant at the endings of Tough Enough.

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 09:01 PM
Good god, Cole gets an introduction now.

RawRocks
04-11-2011, 09:01 PM
what the hell is with that intro

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 09:01 PM
King's in ring gear. Guess he's getting back in the ring tonight.

Aguakate
04-11-2011, 09:02 PM
How long are they going to keep up with this Cole/Lawler rivalry?

Londoner
04-11-2011, 09:03 PM
ugh

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 09:03 PM
They absolutely need to turn this guy, lol.

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 09:04 PM
He needs to just mention The Rock's name in all his promos so he gets cheered.

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 09:04 PM
I totally see Creative forgetting this until literally the last minute at mania next year.

Rollermacka
04-11-2011, 09:04 PM
OMG ONLY 355 DAYS TILL WRESTLEMANIA 28!!!!!! :roll:

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 09:05 PM
Bye Cena.

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 09:06 PM
YEAH.

About time Randy gets put back in the title picture.

Rollermacka
04-11-2011, 09:07 PM
"With all due respect"

Psh, theres too much "respect" in the WWE today

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 09:07 PM
They're booing Orton's ass too.

Londoner
04-11-2011, 09:07 PM
ahahaha wtf morrison

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 09:07 PM
WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS WANTS TO BANG MY GIRL

Corndad
04-11-2011, 09:07 PM
Morrison? the hell?

RawRocks
04-11-2011, 09:07 PM
okay..

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 09:08 PM
I like where this is going. Tournament plz.

Corndad
04-11-2011, 09:08 PM
Alright so which of you guys are gonna sleep with Melina?

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 09:08 PM
Obviously, I think Sin Cara needs a title shot.

teamXtremist
04-11-2011, 09:08 PM
perfection

Corndad
04-11-2011, 09:09 PM
Love that new Dolph shirt.

RawRocks
04-11-2011, 09:09 PM
someone take that mic and shove it up Vicky's candy ass

Gertner
04-11-2011, 09:09 PM
Gertner hoodwinked by Beth Phoenix fan right there

What in tarnations!

I don't appreciate you SlanderBeeking my name!

Londoner
04-11-2011, 09:10 PM
Ziggler's just greatness.

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 09:10 PM
can i have ur attn plz ??? cvan i hav atn plz

Rollermacka
04-11-2011, 09:10 PM
Alright so which of you guys are gonna sleep with Melina?

Vickie Guerrero :naughty:

Corndad
04-11-2011, 09:10 PM
R-Truth. Really?

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 09:10 PM
:rofl:

R Truth? Who the the fuck does he think he is?

teamXtremist
04-11-2011, 09:10 PM
oh no he didnt

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 09:11 PM
R Truth getting biggest reaction out of all those guys. AHAHAHA

JimmyMess
04-11-2011, 09:11 PM
this has to be setting a new record for theme songs in under ten minutes

Corndad
04-11-2011, 09:11 PM
Why couldn't they at least throw Bryan in there and not R-Truth.

Londoner
04-11-2011, 09:11 PM
Is r truth high?

teamXtremist
04-11-2011, 09:11 PM
theres a reason for that lmao

lara logan
04-11-2011, 09:11 PM
"i have never gotten a WWE championship match on any show!"


yeah, cause you suck...

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 09:11 PM
They're in Bridgeport tonight? Why didn't I hear about this?

I wonder if Vito and Inno are there?

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 09:13 PM
Good concept but stupid execution. 5 man gauntlet match.

Corndad
04-11-2011, 09:13 PM
Alright so who ever comes down last is the #1 Contender eh

Londoner
04-11-2011, 09:13 PM
WTF@ the edge thing

Emperor Smeat
04-11-2011, 09:13 PM
How is that a new concept because it sounds like a regular gauntlet match but instead of being a team on one side, its just a random group ?

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 09:14 PM
Be better to get rid of one guy and make it two matches, winners fight.

Corndad
04-11-2011, 09:14 PM
Ryan Clark would have been all over that Rumor right

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 09:31 PM
KONG!

Eve heel turn.

Sin Cara.

In that order.

RGWhat316
04-11-2011, 09:31 PM
Did Kong cause an overload? lol

Corndad
04-11-2011, 09:32 PM
They gotta get the servers fixed man.

Rollermacka
04-11-2011, 09:32 PM
I still think they should have gotten Groon XXX or Super Porky instead of Sin Cara



Side note, why is the WWE wasting all this time with Sin Cara when they have Hunico in FCW?

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 09:33 PM
Top tope C4.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!

Corndad
04-11-2011, 09:33 PM
Loved that move.

Londoner
04-11-2011, 09:34 PM
Haha@the botch. Can tell Sin Cara was nervous as fuck during that. Good finish though.

Innovator
04-11-2011, 09:34 PM
Poor Primo.

Emperor Smeat
04-11-2011, 09:34 PM
Nice save by Josh Matthews after the botch attempt of Sin Cara's finisher by saying Primo did it when Sin Cara fell off the top rope onto the floor.

Rollermacka
04-11-2011, 09:34 PM
Did Kong cause an overload? lol

Kong? I thought that was a promo for Mark Henry's return?



Side note, HA HA botch again (I dont remember Paul Burchill ever botching a C4)

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 09:34 PM
Wow, nice finisher.

CSL
04-11-2011, 09:35 PM
Because Sin Cara is better and younger than Hunico

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 09:35 PM
Hey Inno. Figured you'd be at the show tonight.

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 09:35 PM
Too bad he can't do that to everyone.

CSL
04-11-2011, 09:36 PM
you fuckers getting your post on tonight huh

Aguakate
04-11-2011, 09:38 PM
Sin Cara is a great wrestler, don't get me wrong, but I don't know...maybe it's just him getting accustomed to the "WWE Style", but he looked too tentative at times, almost slow...

Corndad
04-11-2011, 09:50 PM
Apple lol

parkmania
04-11-2011, 09:51 PM
APPLE has a cobra in it?

Aguakate
04-11-2011, 09:51 PM
Wow...the server has gone heel and joined the nWo.

Londoner
04-11-2011, 09:51 PM
team apple, ha. only with santino could that have worked.

Londoner
04-11-2011, 09:52 PM
Loving Cole tonight.

parkmania
04-11-2011, 09:53 PM
"Santino probably stayed up all week thinking that up."

LOL

RawRocks
04-11-2011, 09:54 PM
The server is on its period tonight.

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 09:54 PM
Servers have gone to hell tonight.

Corndad
04-11-2011, 09:55 PM
Server was down but I wanted to say Kong looked like a damn beast in that promo.

Londoner
04-11-2011, 09:57 PM
Ok let us enjoy the match already Cole

parkmania
04-11-2011, 09:57 PM
Really wish Lawler could break out a fireball for Cole or Swagger.

Corndad
04-11-2011, 10:10 PM
Ok the first few minutes of listening to them talking on the outside was alright but its just annoying at the moment

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 10:10 PM
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SHUT UP COLE!

Corndad
04-11-2011, 10:12 PM
Wonder if Cena forgot Edge like attacked his family a few years ago when they were saying goodbye

RawRocks
04-11-2011, 10:12 PM
Someone shut Cole up

Londoner
04-11-2011, 10:16 PM
oh shit fuck fuck fuck

Fenix122
04-11-2011, 10:18 PM
wow this is crazy

RawRocks
04-11-2011, 10:30 PM
FUCKING SERVER

Corndad
04-11-2011, 10:31 PM
Damn I hope this is a work.

Londoner
04-11-2011, 10:31 PM
Goodbye Edge, you'll be missed.:(

Corndad
04-11-2011, 10:32 PM
This is crazy guys.

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 10:39 PM
Is Edge "really" retiring? I was expecting Del Rio to hit the ring and rough him up.

BizarroKing
04-11-2011, 10:51 PM
Goodbye Edge... :'(

Perhaps this will cheer us up a little: http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/1883/swaggerface.jpg

FearedSanctity
04-11-2011, 10:52 PM
EDGE RETIRES
By Mike Johnson on 2011-04-11 22:18:53
For those who are wondering, the Edge retirement speech was 100% legitimate and real. We were told by a company source earlier this evening that when the major announcement was made tonight, it was not an angle and not storyline.

The story that Edge told about medical tests coming back and showing there was a new issue with his neck and being advised he must retire is true. He was basically handed a mic and told to go out and say goodbye however he wanted.

http://www.pwinsider.com/article/56976/edge-retires.html?p=1

Corndad
04-11-2011, 10:52 PM
Really? Truth??

Providence Peep
04-11-2011, 10:52 PM
FUCKING SERVER

Corndad
04-11-2011, 10:53 PM
Well if it was real... maybe hello World Champion Christian

Corndad
04-11-2011, 10:54 PM
I'm shocked the crack news staff we have here wasn't all over it lol

Providence Peep
04-11-2011, 10:56 PM
It would've been nice to see Christian come out to the ring at the end of the speech, just for a show of support. By the way, who else here other than me was getting a little teary-eyed during the speech?

Corndad
04-11-2011, 10:58 PM
LOL Miz "Cena Sucks chants by everyone with a brain"

ClockShot
04-11-2011, 10:59 PM
It would've been nice to see Christian come out to the ring at the end of the speech, just for a show of support. By the way, who else here other than me was getting a little teary-eyed during the speech?

I really didn't believe it. Like Corndad just said, I figured somebody on here would have picked up on it and site traffic would be crazy. Since it's now making the rounds it's legit, I would have made the speech the last item on the dockett tonight.

Corndad
04-11-2011, 10:59 PM
I would seriously die of laughter if R-Truth gets a World Title Shot.

Londoner
04-11-2011, 11:00 PM
Looking forward to an Edge tribute on Smackdown.

Londoner
04-11-2011, 11:01 PM
can't believe i'm hoping cena will win

Corndad
04-11-2011, 11:03 PM
The difference a few weeks make. 3 weeks ago, I watched R-Truth in a 3 minute dark match vs Zach Ryder. This week he's main evening against Cena.

Londoner
04-11-2011, 11:03 PM
I'll take a double DQ

Rollermacka
04-11-2011, 11:03 PM
Random question, were there "Hogan sucks" chants that loud durring the Hulkamania days?

Londoner
04-11-2011, 11:05 PM
haha email botch

Graveler
04-11-2011, 11:05 PM
Well, we know who isn't winning that match

Corndad
04-11-2011, 11:07 PM
Well we all know who is getting the pin in that match.

KIRA
04-11-2011, 11:09 PM
Aww shovin buddies.


and who did R-truth give what must have been a transcendent BJ to to even be in that match Sunday?

KIRA
04-11-2011, 11:10 PM
Aww shovin buddies.


and who did R-truth give what must have been a transcendent BJ to to even be in that PPV match

Emperor Smeat
04-11-2011, 11:11 PM
Main event was pretty decent although its somewhat obvious R-Truth is either going to get pinned for Miz to keep the title or for Cena to get the title without having to destroy Miz's current momentum.

:( Edge officially retiring and not having a feud with Christian but at least it means Christian might be closer to winning the title now than having to wait late in the year.

Innovator
04-11-2011, 11:12 PM
So Truth is a #1 contender, no CM Punk, and Edge retires?




...Bail?

BizarroKing
04-11-2011, 11:19 PM
my reaction to Truth getting a WWE Title shot

http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/1883/swaggerface.jpg

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 11:20 PM
FINALLY R TRUTH IS GOING TO BE CHAMPION. HE'LL BEAT THEM BOTH K-KWIKER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.

Rock Bottom
04-11-2011, 11:21 PM
Bet we see some chaos in the WWE the next couple months. I seriously would not be surprised if Truth won. Well, a little.

Londoner
04-11-2011, 11:31 PM
Can see why Edge won at WM now and why his match was first on the card. :(

3RD FUCKING TIME I'VE TRIED POSTING THIS

Londoner
04-11-2011, 11:31 PM
HOLY SHIT

IT WORKKKKKKKKKEDDDDDDDDDDD

SaskatchewanChamp
04-11-2011, 11:47 PM
I fucking love it when Vince gives the old "Fuck you" to the IWC. R Truth being in the main event at Extreme Rules has WIN written all over it, while Bryan is part of Apple.

MIZantine Empire
04-12-2011, 12:02 AM
Also hope they give Daniel Bryan at least something to work with. Maybe throw him in as a third wheel in the Sheamus/Sin Cara stuff, make a Triple Threat for Extreme Rules. I'm afraid he's gonna fall off the face of the earth though after last week.
no, he isnt over still, and his entrance music is still a kick in the dick with steel toe shoes. i do respect his in ring ability, and his dues he has paid, but he just isnt over, and i dont think he gets it.

MIZantine Empire
04-12-2011, 12:03 AM
Edge with an announcement? hmmm
lol again with the main page lies, i remember reading a headline about edge retiring...in 3-6 months..although he was right in some aspect, still this dude that posts the updates on the main page seems to always be wrong

MIZantine Empire
04-12-2011, 12:04 AM
Vickie Guerrero :naughty:
id watch...and probably Fap

MIZantine Empire
04-12-2011, 12:05 AM
Why couldn't they at least throw Bryan in there and not R-Truth.
because they want the crowd to watch, not get up and get another beer

MIZantine Empire
04-12-2011, 12:07 AM
Poor Primo.
i didnt think poor primo at all..they didnt make it a squash, and made his loss respectable. plus im assuming he was in that match cuz he spoke spanish..still i thought it was nice they actually made this a match, not a 2 min sin cara pwn fest

MIZantine Empire
04-12-2011, 12:16 AM
Main event was pretty decent although its somewhat obvious R-Truth is either going to get pinned for Miz to keep the title or for Cena to get the title without having to destroy Miz's current momentum.

:( Edge officially retiring and not having a feud with Christian but at least it means Christian might be closer to winning the title now than having to wait late in the year.
im thinkin del rio will be the new champ. which means cena is prob winning the title at extreme rules (ack)..they have been pushing del rio way to much and putting way to much focus on him not to have the title. plus the way they faded out edges interview in the smackdown promo, ending with "sometimes destiny can change in an instant" or something along those lines. i like christian, but i dont see him as the viable champ right now

Gertner
04-12-2011, 12:17 AM
BAHAHAHA Bryan is in the Raw job squad. Right where he belongs.

Rock Bottom
04-12-2011, 12:25 AM
I really don't get all the buzz about Daniel Bryan. He has good ring skills, but it's the wrong product, and he doesn't seem to be able to adapt. Creative needs to think long and hard about him to get any hope for even a mid carder out of him.

Give him a humongous beard/Chuck Norris gimmick and that will buy him a few more months.

Graveler
04-12-2011, 12:36 AM
BAHAHAHA Bryan is in the Raw job squad. Right where he belongs.

You completely read my mind when I saw that

Aguakate
04-12-2011, 01:00 AM
...PLEASE let it be he's retiring.

...Ain't I great?

Corndad
04-12-2011, 01:09 AM
You guy raggin on Bryan are crazy. The guy needs a personality yes. He needs something to catch the attention of the crowd before he gets in the ring yes, as many have mentioned I would give new theme music, but the guy can go in the ring. Go back and watch Miz/Bryan match. Go watch Dolph/Bryan. Hell go back and watch when he was in the ring in his return match at SummerSlam last year. When he is given time in the ring he can go with the best of them. That is why I am so frustrated they don't give him at least something to work with other then the Bellas or something on the same level as irrelevancy.

MIZantine Empire
04-12-2011, 01:44 AM
You guy raggin on Bryan are crazy. The guy needs a personality yes. He needs something to catch the attention of the crowd before he gets in the ring yes, as many have mentioned I would give new theme music, but the guy can go in the ring. Go back and watch Miz/Bryan match. Go watch Dolph/Bryan. Hell go back and watch when he was in the ring in his return match at SummerSlam last year. When he is given time in the ring he can go with the best of them. That is why I am so frustrated they don't give him at least something to work with other then the Bellas or something on the same level as irrelevancy.
no doubt he can go in the ring. but he just isnt getting it. its like saying "this guy was the best hitter in the minor leagues" then calling him up, and he couldnt hit rihanna if he dated her. he wouldnt be there long. he gets almost no reaction when he comes out. and sadly, they put the bellas with him, to try and get some attention to HIM...

Tom Guycott
04-12-2011, 05:42 AM
The Late To The Party Report:

They changed "End of Days" yet again? Why does it have to sound shittier every time it's redone??

Apple sould have an extra "P" in it, like Corre has two "R"s. Also, by the way, this is just stupid enough to get over (like The Cobra... just think that Jon Lovitz "taught" him this move) and become a HUGE unexpected merch mover.

Also, speaking of Apple (I guess it should be A.P.P.L.E.), the possiblities are endless. They need a multi-person move, like some sort of dual-assisted super-perfectplex doomsday device. They can call it the APPLE PEELER! Mark Henry's Death From Above splash can be redubbed THE APPLE SAUCE PRESS! DB re-introduces the Cattle Mutilation as the APPLE TURNOVER! Add in Tamina, let her do a Bronco Buster, and call it the APPLE PIE!

Wait ...fuck, now here comes that Hogan vid. Forget that last part.

KONG!!! That vignette made me think of the only 4 words I ever heard her say in TNA "Dumb blonde... DEAD BLONDE!!!" Vid had a kind of creepy feel to it. I mean, Kane creepy. Wonder if that's going to play in when she arrives.

Oh noes! Edge said "fans" in his retirement speech. Status will instantly be changed from "retired" to "future endeavored".

"John Cena always seems to have something up his sleeve; some sort of advantage... to be "Super Cena"
and
"Listen to this crowd? Half of them chanting "let's go Cena" are the 8 year olds and girls, and the other half have brains."

- so, first The Rock, and now The Miz is the voice of the IWC?

edit: Also, as much as everyone seems to shit all over Truth, I enjoy seeing him and JoMo work a match together. There are some people who have that chemestry to put on an entertaining show with one another, and this pair seems to always work. They seem to be eachother's Steamboat/Flair. And before anyone puts words in my mouth, I didn't say they WERE Steamboat/Flair. It was an analogy, not a comparison. They click together in the ring, and makes their matches fun to watch.

Tom Guycott
04-12-2011, 06:27 AM
You guy raggin on Bryan are crazy.

Haven't you heard? Bryan hate is the Cartoon Network thing to do.

Hating Cena is old hat, hating Bryan's where it's at!

I really like how, somehow, having the US Title and the Bellas is supposed to mean something, (they clearly don't) or that "not getting a reaction" when he had them is his fault. Again, when you get derailed in the midst of things that ARE working (Cole feud, Nexus debut, DiBiase US Title feud), how is this his fault?

Taz goes all the way from ending Angle's undefeated streak, to cooking a magical turkey with gag ingredients in a backstage segment. Yep, nothing says bad-ass suplex machine like Thanksgiving dinner. And it's all his fault.

Lance Storm went from getting the push of a lifetime in a company who usually pissed all over half the talent they had to dancing the cabbage patch and "having a huge penis" somewhere that was supposed to be better all because Bagwell's name got a bigger pop which netted him the attempted WCW relaunch match with Booker T instead. But, that's Lance's fault.

Benoit had the charisma of a shoe... but he wasn't saddled with stupid makeovers or useless arm charms. They pushed him as a technical wrestler and submission specialist, and guess what? He got over as a technical wrestler and submission specialist... but I guess that was all the power of the WWE's creative machine and marketing department, huh?

MIZantine Empire
04-12-2011, 08:07 AM
Haven't you heard? Bryan hate is the Cartoon Network thing to do.

Hating Cena is old hat, hating Bryan's where it's at!

I really like how, somehow, having the US Title and the Bellas is supposed to mean something, (they clearly don't) or that "not getting a reaction" when he had them is his fault. Again, when you get derailed in the midst of things that ARE working (Cole feud, Nexus debut, DiBiase US Title feud), how is this his fault?

Taz goes all the way from ending Angle's undefeated streak, to cooking a magical turkey with gag ingredients in a backstage segment. Yep, nothing says bad-ass suplex machine like Thanksgiving dinner. And it's all his fault.

Lance Storm went from getting the push of a lifetime in a company who usually pissed all over half the talent they had to dancing the cabbage patch and "having a huge penis" somewhere that was supposed to be better all because Bagwell's name got a bigger pop which netted him the attempted WCW relaunch match with Booker T instead. But, that's Lance's fault.

Benoit had the charisma of a shoe... but he wasn't saddled with stupid makeovers or useless arm charms. They pushed him as a technical wrestler and submission specialist, and guess what? He got over as a technical wrestler and submission specialist... but I guess that was all the power of the WWE's creative machine and marketing department, huh?
benoit was already over because of his name from WCW. and as far as i can remember, daniel bryan was relevant before this whole cole and king thing. what i thought was working for bryan was when he cut that promo talking about how he is an average guy, how his haircut cost 10 bucks, and all that. he could have connected with people like that. he could have been that "real" person. but he only cut that kinda promo once, and only decided to go that way once. i do like the guy, and appreciate what he has done in the indys, and his tech ability, but you gotta sell yourself. there was a time not to long ago when people didnt buy miz as champ, and thought it was a joke, and he would only be champ for a month tops.

Londoner
04-12-2011, 08:11 AM
Haven't you heard? Bryan hate is the Cartoon Network thing to do.

Hating Cena is old hat, hating Bryan's where it's at!

I really like how, somehow, having the US Title and the Bellas is supposed to mean something, (they clearly don't) or that "not getting a reaction" when he had them is his fault. Again, when you get derailed in the midst of things that ARE working (Cole feud, Nexus debut, DiBiase US Title feud), how is this his fault?

Taz goes all the way from ending Angle's undefeated streak, to cooking a magical turkey with gag ingredients in a backstage segment. Yep, nothing says bad-ass suplex machine like Thanksgiving dinner. And it's all his fault.

Lance Storm went from getting the push of a lifetime in a company who usually pissed all over half the talent they had to dancing the cabbage patch and "having a huge penis" somewhere that was supposed to be better all because Bagwell's name got a bigger pop which netted him the attempted WCW relaunch match with Booker T instead. But, that's Lance's fault.

Benoit had the charisma of a shoe... but he wasn't saddled with stupid makeovers or useless arm charms. They pushed him as a technical wrestler and submission specialist, and guess what? He got over as a technical wrestler and submission specialist... but I guess that was all the power of the WWE's creative machine and marketing department, huh?

Indeed. Love how people talk as though WWE's real and its all down to the wrestler themselves.

Gertner
04-12-2011, 08:23 AM
Wrestlers have gotten over despite being saddled with a stupid gimmick. Look at Goldust. Hell, Sexual Chocolate and Moppy were supposed to be punishments but they got over.

Benoit was also over in a time when little kids weren't in the audience. Little kids don't give a shit about technical wrestling. You pretty much HAVE TO be able to cut a promo to get over now and Bryan can't.

And don't give me that shit that Bryan hating is popular. People here would blow him if they could.

Benoit also looked like a bad ass. Bryan doesn't at all. There's really nothing that you can do with him. Turn him heel and put him in a program with Morrison. That would probably work.

Tom Guycott
04-12-2011, 08:52 AM
Wrestlers have gotten over despite being saddled with a stupid gimmick. Look at Goldust. Hell, Sexual Chocolate and Moppy were supposed to be punishments but they got over.

Benoit was also over in a time when little kids weren't in the audience. Little kids don't give a shit about technical wrestling. You pretty much HAVE TO be able to cut a promo to get over now and Bryan can't.

And don't give me that shit that Bryan hating is popular. People here would blow him if they could.

Benoit also looked like a bad ass. Bryan doesn't at all. There's really nothing that you can do with him. Turn him heel and put him in a program with Morrison. That would probably work.

Stupid gimmick is one thing. Nothing to work with is another. It's one thing to be given some joke of a finisher like Cobra or The Worm, or dressing like a pirate and swinging to the ring and getting it to work. It's quite another to give a guy a set of twins to walk down to the ring with and say "here, get over by osmosis."

So, absolutely no kids ever watched wrestling pre PG? Were we not kids once? I loved watching good matches when I was little. Musta been the only one.

Gertner
04-12-2011, 10:47 AM
There weren't nearly the amount of little kids in the crowd then as opposed to now. I know of alot of parents who wouldn't let their kids watch wrestling in that era.

Snowden
04-12-2011, 10:49 AM
Still feel like they should have Bryan go more Benoit and less revenge of the nerds.

Rock Bottom
04-12-2011, 11:25 AM
You guy raggin on Bryan are crazy. The guy needs a personality yes. He needs something to catch the attention of the crowd before he gets in the ring yes, as many have mentioned I would give new theme music, but the guy can go in the ring. Go back and watch Miz/Bryan match. Go watch Dolph/Bryan. Hell go back and watch when he was in the ring in his return match at SummerSlam last year. When he is given time in the ring he can go with the best of them. That is why I am so frustrated they don't give him at least something to work with other then the Bellas or something on the same level as irrelevancy.

You just completely contradicted everything you said in sentence one with sentence two and three.

Rock Bottom
04-12-2011, 11:26 AM
YOU GUYS ARE NUTS IF YOU THINK BRYAN ISN'T ENTERTAINING. OK, YES, HE NEEDS A PERSONALITY, AND TO MAKE THE CROWD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM. YOU INSANE MOTHER FUCKERS!

Innovator
04-12-2011, 11:46 AM
i didnt think poor primo at all..they didnt make it a squash, and made his loss respectable. plus im assuming he was in that match cuz he spoke spanish..still i thought it was nice they actually made this a match, not a 2 min sin cara pwn fest

No poor Primo because Sin Cara won't take the blame for the botch at the end. It'll end up on Primo.

parkmania
04-12-2011, 03:44 PM
I'm glad that they gave the new jobber clan the name APPLE to play off CORRE - Imagine how much harder it would have been to come up with an acronym for PINEAPPLE or CANTALOUPE.

MIZantine Empire
04-12-2011, 04:09 PM
No poor Primo because Sin Cara won't take the blame for the botch at the end. It'll end up on Primo.
wasnt it primo that slipped? i mean i know it was one hell of a spot and hard to pull off...but i remember primo being the one that slipped

Damian Rey
04-12-2011, 04:32 PM
Fans are only to care about someone when they're given a reason to. Bryan was doing just fine when he came back and fueded with the Miz. Winning the US title in his first singles PPV match gave him some momentum, and they derailed it by giving him the Bellas for no reason whatsoever.

I get he doesn't have the physically intimidating look or presence of Benoit, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't push him as a techincally gifted, wrestling machine. Kids are gullible. I liked damn near every face WWE wanted me to like when I was a kid in the early and mid 90s, just as I'm sure a lot of us did. If creative presents the guy in a serious manner to the kiddies, they will bite.

Morrison was not all that over when he came to Raw. What happened? They let him go out there, played to his strengths and let him work great matches, and now he's over. This is a guy who is an absolute schlub on the microphone. If he can do it, why can't Bryan?

Tom Guycott
04-12-2011, 06:15 PM
Still feel like they should have Bryan go more Benoit and less revenge of the nerds.

:y: Exactly

Fans are only to care about someone when they're given a reason to. Bryan was doing just fine when he came back and fueded with the Miz. Winning the US title in his first singles PPV match gave him some momentum, and they derailed it by giving him the Bellas for no reason whatsoever.

I get he doesn't have the physically intimidating look or presence of Benoit, but that doesn't mean they shouldn't push him as a techincally gifted, wrestling machine. Kids are gullible. I liked damn near every face WWE wanted me to like when I was a kid in the early and mid 90s, just as I'm sure a lot of us did. If creative presents the guy in a serious manner to the kiddies, they will bite.

Morrison was not all that over when he came to Raw. What happened? They let him go out there, played to his strengths and let him work great matches, and now he's over. This is a guy who is an absolute schlub on the microphone. If he can do it, why can't Bryan?

I agree. I will forever chant the mantra of playing to someone's strengths. Miz is a great talker... way better than his wrestling, which has come along very well. They didn't completely neuter him on the stick and make him do a bunch of jobs to high fliers. He got over because they played him to his strengths. They didn't give him some stupid gimmick where he never talked, or was someone's bodyguard or some such shit.

"We remember Henning*/Owen/Bret/Benoit/Malenko etc., fondly, but no way Bryan can get over."

???

Bah, I have more point than this, but I'm tired of beating this horse. I guarantee that all this hate will stop when they let him run with something that works for him. Then it'll be "What the fuck you talking about? We ALWAYS loved Daniel Bryan!!!"

*Old joke, I know. But it still amuses me.