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#1-norm-fan
04-22-2011, 02:09 AM
I wanna do this every week or so. Basically I'll put up a past wrestling show, all the necessary information and you can re-book it the way you would have wanted it to go with the assumption that you have the ability to book the lead-up and everything. You can change all the matches, change a few, only change the results of the actual matches but not the matches themselves, etc. So basically follow the format that I give for the actual results and put in whatever you would have made it as. Let's see how this works out.

We'll start out with the one that started it all for mainstream wrestling. WrestleMania I. It's historic. Let's see if anyone can get over the nostalgia factor and change up the card...

Rules:
- You must stick with the roster at the time of the show.
- You must stick within the time constraints of the original show (throwing in some time for interviews/skits is fine. If you want to book them or just imply that they happen. Either way. Just don't go overtime.)
- You must respect injuries (I'll signify them below). Injured workers can appear but not wrestle.
- You don't have to follow face/heel designations.

WWF WRESTLEMANIA

March 31st, 1985 from Madison Square Garden

Tito Santana defeated The Executioner in 4:50 with a figure four leg lock

King Kong Bundy (w/ Jimmy Hart) defeated SD Jones in :23 with a big splash

Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat defeated Matt Borne in 4:37 with a flying cross body

David Sammartino (w/ Bruno Sammartino) wrestled Brutus Beefcake (w/ Johnny Valliant) to a double disqualification in 12:43 after interference from the managers

The Junkyard Dog defeated Greg "The Hammer" Valentine (c) (w/ Jimmy Hart) in a match for the WWF Intercontinental Title in 7:05 by countout after Valentine walked out on the match

Nikolai Volkoff and The Iron Sheik (w/ Freddie Blassie) defeated The US Express (Mike Rotundo and Barry Windham) (c) with Lou Albano to win the WWF Tag Team Titles in 6:55 after Sheik hit Windham with Blassie's cane

Andre the Giant defeated Big John Studd (w/ Bobby Heenan) in 5:53 in a $15,000 bodyslam challenge

Wendi Richter (w/ Cyndi Lauper) defeated Leilani Kai (c) (w/ The Fabulous Moolah) to win the WWF Women's Title in 6:12 after reversing a high cross body into a pin

Hulk Hogan and Mr. T. (w/ Jimmy Snuka) defeated Roddy Piper and Paul Orndorff (w/ Cowboy Bob Orton) with Muhammad Ali as the guest referee in 13:13 after Orton accidently hit Orndorff with his cast

Titles not defended on the card:

WWF World Heavyweight Title (held by Hulk Hogan)

Talent left off the card: ( :) = face, :mad:= heel)

Tony Atlas :)
Corporal Kirschner :)
Tony Garea :)
Rene Goulet :)
Salvatore Bellomo :)
Lanny Poffo :)
Terry Funk :mad:
Johnny Rodz :mad:

Tag Teams & Stables

The British Bulldogs (Davey Boy Smith and The Dynamite Kid) :)
The Hillbilly Family (Hillbilly Jim (injured), Uncle Elmer and Cousin Luke) :)
The Moondogs (Moondog Spot and Moondog Rex) :mad:

I'll post mine in a bit. That was a lot of work.

Jakob Synn
04-22-2011, 02:14 AM
I think WM1 was fine the way it was and changing something wouldn't really change any future outcome that affects anything in the future.

JimmyMess
04-22-2011, 02:36 AM
You know what they say about changing things from the past? Like if you step on a bug in the dinosaur age, the Nazi's win WW2..... its an extreme example but you know what I mean.

The point is.... to rebook Wrestlemania I is to literally have everything thereafter changed. Without Wrestlemania I happening exactly the way it did, we would have none of this.

Other than this exact card, this exact time, with this exact venue, wrestling itself would be stuck in obscurity for the rest of eternity.

They say "perfection" is unattainable. But WMI is the closest to perfect you will ever get.

I am hammered. But thats what I think! Yayyyyyyy TITS.

The Show Off
04-22-2011, 09:39 AM
You know what they say about changing things from the past? Like if you step on a bug in the dinosaur age, the Nazi's win WW2..... its an extreme example but you know what I mean.

The point is.... to rebook Wrestlemania I is to literally have everything thereafter changed. Without Wrestlemania I happening exactly the way it did, we would have none of this.

Other than this exact card, this exact time, with this exact venue, wrestling itself would be stuck in obscurity for the rest of eternity.

They say "perfection" is unattainable. But WMI is the closest to perfect you will ever get.

I am hammered. But thats what I think! Yayyyyyyy TITS.

You realize that he's not actually asking you to time travel right?

JimmyMess
04-22-2011, 09:57 AM
Lol I know... I was just saying that this is probably the one event I wouldn't change. I was just really dramatic about it, most likely because I was ham damlered when I wrote it hahaha

Providence Peep
04-22-2011, 10:16 AM
Lol I know... I was just saying that this is probably the one event I wouldn't change. I was just really dramatic about it, most likely because I was ham damlered when I wrote it hahaha

Have you considered maybe checking into rehab? :p

JimmyMess
04-22-2011, 10:23 AM
Have you considered maybe checking into rehab? :p

Considered it for ---- that long. But that was a while ago. ;)

Good times, good all around times!

Providence Peep
04-22-2011, 10:29 AM
Considered it for ---- that long. But that was a while ago. ;)

Good times, good all around times!

Well, as long as you don't turn into Jake Roberts, Scott Hall, or Lyndsay Lohan, you're all set. Especially Lyndsay Lohan, since she has a vagina, and you, presumably, do not. :)

Anyway, sorta surprised the British Bulldogs weren't on the card for the first WM, since they're one of the greatest tag teams of all time.

Hanso Amore
04-22-2011, 10:50 AM
3 hours of Hulk Hogan mouth fucking Wendi Rickter while Cyndi Lauper sings the goonies theme



Done

Hanso Amore
04-22-2011, 10:50 AM
Or better yet, 3 hours of Hulk Mouth Fucking VKM so Vince knows what it feels like to have Hogan shoved down your throat.

Rebook this past WM the same but change Hulk to Cena.

Providence Peep
04-22-2011, 10:55 AM
3 hours of Hulk Hogan mouth fucking Wendi Rickter while Cyndi Lauper sings the goonies theme



Done


:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsXnJ1nlXwM&feature=related
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Aguakate
04-22-2011, 05:01 PM
...Wow...so you really want people to re-book WrestleMania 1...

...geez.