The Kane Conspiracy...(Spoilerish...)

[Kane Knight]

Okay, who else thinks that Matt's manipulating Kane to get into Lita's pants?

I bet he's got some pictures of what Kane did to the neighbor's cat. This whole thing is all a machiavellian plot to make Matt look more appealing...

...Okay, it doesn't make a lot of sense, but neither did Trish's heel turn (I'm going to side with the guy who beat the Hell out of me!)...

[Loose Cannon]

Wow, that's like a definate update to Matt Hardy Version 2 there.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, V2ahhhhhhhhhhhh! The man behind the monster.

[Doink]

hell if i was matt hardy id be minuolating who i could to get into lita's pants!!!

[El Santo]

...Okay, it doesn't make a lot of sense, but neither did Trish's heel turn (I'm going to side with the guy who beat the Hell out of me!)...

It's called Stockholm Syndrome, Chief. ;)

[Kane Knight]

Matt Fact: Matt deducts hookers frm his income tax as a business expense

[Watson]

I see somebody plays too many RPGs. I seriously doubt that's what the angle's gonna be but I wouldn't put it past McMahon. Personally, I think Matt Hardy should get a good face push. IMO that "Matt Hardy Version 1" gimmick is pretty stale. As bad as I hate Randy Orton, I wouldn't mind seeing a feud between he and Hardy or maybe since Jeff's supposedly in talks about coming back, maybe they can feud him with Matt. Although that's already been done twice, but both times Matt played the heel and Jeff played the face. I think it might be interesting if it were the other way around. Maybe then they can have a tag mach on RAW: Matt Hardy and Chris Jericho vs. Christian and Jeff Hardy. I think that'd be a good match.

And poor Glen Jacobs, always getting the shitty end of the deal. He gets plenty of TV time but damn he gets stuck in the stupidest angles I've ever seen. Kane's a good worker IMO. He's done everything that he's been told to do no matter how ridiculous it is. I believe Vince should stop making him the poster child for WrestleCrap and give him a decent push. Hell, I'd rather see Kane going after the title than fu</>ckin' JBL. I use to be somewhat of a fan of Bradshaw but since this JBL gimmick started, I've begun to dislike him more and more. Glen Jacobs has busted his ass for WWE and I think he deserves better than the current crap they got him doing. But that's just my 2 cents.

[Kane Knight]

Yes, posting a joke means I play too many RPGs.

[Kane Knight]

It's called Stockholm Syndrome, Chief. ;)
20 bucks says the WWE didn't think of that. :p

(BTW, it's not really relavent in this case. :P)

[Corkscrewed]

Betcha Kane kills Lita before he ****s her.

:shifty:

[Kane Knight]

:lol: You're a sick sick man, LC, I love it!

[Loose Cannon]

^^OK, I think you meant Cork.

[The Mackem]

Yeah I always get you two mixed up as well, what's up with that loopydate?

[Funky Fly]

Seriously, I used to do that too. I'd read a post and be like "that doesn't quite like loopy." Then I'd look at the name and it would be Loose Cannon.:o

That's why I love avatars.

[Kane Knight]

Whoever you are. :p

[Funky Fly]

They're teasing this face turn, but in the end Matt will be like :bitch, that's exactly why I left you the first time", then proceed to give her the Twist of Fate.

[Corkscrewed]

LC, loopy, and I have morphed into one strange three-head monster/Broadway star.

Or something. Anyway, it IS kinda weird, because Matt just turned on her not too long ago, and now he's helping her again. Even if it was a swerve, it doesn't make much sense, but then again, that's to be expected.

[Loose Cannon]

Now you will really get us confused

[Corkscrewed]

Oh ****. I'm starting to confuse myself. I mean LC is starting to confuse me.

Shit. :rofl:

[Corkscrewed]

Some moron is gonna come in and think I/we quadruple posted or something.

[Kane Knight]

They're teasing this face turn, but in the end Matt will be like :bitch, that's exactly why I left you the first time", then proceed to give her the Twist of Fate.
:d I love you. ;)

[Loose Cannon]

loopy needs to change it too and we will keep this for two days.

[Loose Cannon]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: at "Loose Cannon" in your title.

[Corkscrewed]

lol

Well, it's easy for me. I just gotta change my member title in a couple...

[Kane Knight]

LC, loopy, and I have morphed into one strange three-head monster/Broadway star.

Or something. Anyway, it IS kinda weird, because Matt just turned on her not too long ago, and now he's helping her again. Even if it was a swerve, it doesn't make much sense, but then again, that's to be expected.
Yeah, Like I said, Loose Cannon ( ;) ), it'd make every bit as much sense as the Trish Heel turn (E.G. none), but that's to be expected...

[Corkscrewed]

Whoa, it's that deja vu thing again. *spaces out*

[Funky Fly]

Whoa, holy shit.

I almost thought I was high or something. :eek:

Nice one.

[Corkscrewed]

^ LMAO

[Loose Cannon]

You are high, this is not real at all. This thread doesn't even exist.

[Corkscrewed]

Yup, I am telling the truth, ya know?

[Kane Knight]

Whoa, holy shit.

I almost thought I was high or something. :eek:

Nice one.
You ARE high.

[loopydate]

Wait, who's high?

[Loose Cannon]

:lol:

[loopydate]

:lol:

[Funky Fly]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON ANYMORE! http://www.showyourmoon.com/kapoutland/phpBB2/images/smiles/cry.gif

[Kane Knight]

Screwydate!

[Funky Fly]

It's the j-brones all over again. :nono:

[Kane Knight]

U'V BEN PLAYING 2 MENEE RPGZ FUNKEE FLI!

[loopydate]

OMG ROFLMFAO PWNZ!

[Wondermouse]

wot is pwnz

is that like a disese

[Rock Bottom]

Damn e-Bashams.

[Savio]

RB are you still in the caption crew?

[Rock Bottom]

I was never officially part of the stable, I just happen to be good at captions.

[Corkscrewed]

Um, I/we think you were.

[Corkscrewed]

Or are. Or whatever. :D