Official WWE Extreme Rules PPV Thread - This is Extreme!

[Juan]

http://www.wrestlingtube.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wwe-extreme-rules-2011.jpg.pagespeed.ce.tK9BKLjE2O.jpg



WWE Championship Steel Cage Match - The Miz vs. John Cena vs. John Morrison
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/04/20110418_xr_triple_threat.jpg


World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match - Alberto Del Rio vs. Christian
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/04/20110414_xr_christian_del_rio.jpg


Last Man Standing Match - CM Punk vs. Randy Orton
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/04/20110419_xr_orton_punk.jpg


Falls Count Anywhere Match - Rey Mysterio vs. Cody Rhodes
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/04/20110418_xr_mysterio_rhodes.jpg


Country Whipping Match - Jim Ross & Jerry "The King" Lawler vs. Michael Cole & Jack Swagger
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/04/20110411_xr_coleswagger_kingjr.jpg


No DQ, No Countout - Layla vs. Michelle McCool (Loser leaves WWE)
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/04/20110418_xr_mccool_layla.jpg


United States Championship - Sheamus vs. Kofi Kingston (unconfirmed)
http://gamingring.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/landing_headshot_sheamus.pnghttp://gaminghud.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/landing_headshot_kofi.png

[Razzamajazz]

but there's no extreme rules match

[BizarroKing]

So what does a X-Ray have to do with Extreme?

[Juan]

extreme rules = broken bones = x-rays.

Come on

[Cuzziebro]

John Cena has extreme bone structure.... Gosh

[Supreme Olajuwon]

So what does a X-Ray have to do with Extreme?

It helps expose people who are overly nitpicky and try to criticize every little detail.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That's the before X-ray. Let's see what the X-ray is after the Miz gets his hands on him amirite?!

[Mr. Pierre]

It's a pretty sweet poster

[VSG]

I like the Sheamus-Kofi poster.

[JEPW]

Cena's face just looks so... neutral.

It's a nice bit of graphic design but it is genuinely just a really healthy man having an X-ray.

IS THERE NO AGGRESSION ANY MORE?!

[FourFifty]

Was going to do some EXTREME grilling in honor of Extreme Rules, but the wind has beaten me :(

[Xero]

So throw the wind through a table.

[CSL]

Had no idea this was tonight. Shall do Tipsters with a lack of educated guessing.

[FourFifty]

Gonna try to fire up the grill one more time.

[Cuzziebro]

Does this start in like 15 mins?

[JEPW]

Main events should be good tonight as I think they're genuinely unpredictable. Well, the outcome of whichever one they put on first will likely give away the outcome of the second, but that'll do for me.

[RKO'em]

So what are the chances of Jericho showing up?

[FourFifty]

...I'm fairly sure God himself does not want me to grill today :(

[glanville6]

I apologize, but can someone rep me a link?

I need to see Christian win his first Heavyweight title!

[JEPW]

...I'm fairly sure God himself does not want me to grill today :(

Team BRING IT does not recognise failure.

[FourFifty]

....who are you?

[Xero]

Ray Charles.

[FourFifty]

Mary Tyler Moore is fantastic on the Dick Van Dyke Show.

[FourFifty]

You know why Ray Charles liked the bio pic of him staring Jamie Fox?











He didn't have to see it.

[JEPW]

Must I introduce myself?

[FourFifty]

Anyone with a stream?

[FourFifty]

Must I introduce myself?

Nah, stopped caring.

[Poit]

....who are you?

I'm guessing Fraze has a sock now?

[JEPW]

You're nasty! My name is John Eric Peter Watson. Nice to meet you.

[VSG]

And here I thought you were an illiterate Jew.

[JEPW]

k

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yeah, the stream group is pretty quiet. Anybody got one?

[JEPW]

OHHHH I get it now. @Iginfest I have a great stream, presume I can't just post it here?

[VSG]

The link in the stream group is working fine. What are you talking about?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Wooooooo Punk's gonna win!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Poit]

Because being banned from ringside means something in a no-DQ match?

[CSL]

lol @ FourFifty shitting on anybody

[Supreme Olajuwon]

don't post streams in here

post them in the group or PM them to each other

[Dorkchop]

The Welsh member of Nexus is darker than the black guy in nexus

[Ultra Mantis]

Just joined a stream straight after watching Shutter Island. Hopefully the finish to the WWE title match is just as confusing and will cause equally intense discussion amongst the internets.

[VSG]

Payback is a mother

[treyace]

they really started this with orton vs punk
i just got it

[Dorkchop]

hahahahah. punk ripped josh's notes

[Poit]

The same move CM Punk used to take out Jeff Hardy for 2 weeks takes out Randy Orton for... 8 seconds.

[treyace]

anybody got a good english stream
all i have right now is a good spanish stream

[JEPW]

lol at the attempted GTS... through the table?

[treyace]

oh shit gts on the stairs

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The same move CM Punk used to take out Jeff Hardy for 2 weeks takes out Randy Orton for... 8 seconds.

I dunno about you, but that's totally believable for me. Have you seen Jeff Hardy

[JEPW]

That was jus' straight up shellackin'

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Punk loses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The streak continues!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[treyace]

what a predictable ending

[Nark Order]

So, Orton beats Punk again then? Not much of a feud here. Just a series of beatings.

[VSG]

Great match, I still miss the Daniel Bryan/Ziggler style starters though.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

what a predictable ending

oh yeah? did you call the ending with the move he never did before? I bet you did, cutie.

[Shadrick]

Great match.

[CSL]

what a predictable ending

Yup, that RKO from the buckles that Orton does all the time. You utter bellend.

[VSG]

Randy had the Intestinal fortitude to win this one.

[Innovator]

A RKO from the top rope, typical.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dunno why people expected Punk to go over in a feud ender against the #2 face in the company. COME ON PEEPLS

[FourFifty]

Paper Jams- useless.

[VSG]

The presence of The Cole Mine makes me seem Cole might go over and come back to announce.

[JEPW]

Can I just say... Booker is awesome tonight.

[CSL]

lollll Booker

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Booker throwing his dreadlocked brother under the bus.

[Nicky Fives]

anyone have an over/under on the amount of times Booker T says "What The Hell"

[VSG]

Man, we got Randy Orton, Sheamus and the exciting Sin Cara. And to balance it out.... Great Khali

:rofl:

[Poit]

oh yeah? did you call the ending with the move he never did before? I bet you did, cutie.

... except he's done a super RKO like that to Rey Mysterio before.

[Innovator]

Dunno why people expected Punk to go over in a feud ender against the #2 face in the company. COME ON PEEPLS
Cmon Supreme. A guy whos contract is about to expire and hasn't resigned SHOULD GO OVER the guy who is supposed to carry one brand.

[Nark Order]

Dunno why people expected Punk to go over in a feud ender against the #2 face in the company. COME ON PEEPLS


Figured that maybe they'd try to get him not to leave. Dunno, though. I suppose in retrospect, Orton winning is probably the best choice.

He's pretty much beaten him everytime they've had a match though. Figured they'd at least give Punk 1.

[Ultra Mantis]

Don't think CM Punk has won a match on PPV since Extreme Rules last year, he's so good at losing he can get away with it.

[CSL]

Even Morrison's beard is boring

[Shadrick]

KOFI!!!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Punk's got BIG THANGS in his future. I can see it. You guys just wait.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Sheamus' looks really good standing under a giant triangle.

Dunno, that's retarded, but it's true. Look at him.

[CSL]

Feel like Kofi is advertising tropical bubblegum or something

[Ultra Mantis]

Hoping Sin Cara's trampoline comes into play during the finish of this match, pretty sure Kofi could jump 100 feet using it.

[treyace]

i was more impressed with that outside gts then the top rope rko and randy is one of my favorites in wwe but whatever

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Never noticed this before, but Kofi has so much shit over his boots that his boots are actually bigger than his thighs.

[Ultra Mantis]

Just realised Sheamus has two fiery red hands now that he's in his USA gear. Hope he cuts another promo about that sometime.

[Poit]

"That's a lot of man"

[Shadrick]

I don't like Booker talkin down on my man Kofi nahmsayin. I aint feelin it bruh.

[FourFifty]

This PPV needs a little more Long Island Iced Z! WOO WOO WOO!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Pleasantly surprised with how much time they're giving this match.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

BOOM

[Shadrick]

AHHHHHHH!!!!!! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

[Poit]

Damn, I don't know if the crowd has ever been so quiet after a Trouble in Paradise.

[JEPW]

Push for Shaemus now. Ironically.

[VSG]

Booker T is spewing out so much gold, I am unable to capture it all in quotes.

[Shadrick]

Pleasantly surprised with how much time they're giving this match.

[treyace]

wow i would of lost money on predicting the ending to this match

[FourFifty]

And as I said that thing about Zack Ryder- that move Kofi beat Sheamus with looked a lot like a rough Ryder.

[Nicky Fives]

I dislike Kofi Kingston, I hope Sheamus gets a push on Smackdown as a result....

[Shadrick]

Supreme, I'll turn that laugh into a cry.

[Poit]

Conspiracy? Is Truth's new manager going to be Jesse Ventura?

[treyace]

my main man truth
tell em why your mad lol

[Skippord]

I really can't tell if I like R-Truth now or not

[FourFifty]

*lol* Bubble wrap.

[Poit]

:lol: @ the bubble wrap

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol bubble wrap

Cole's gonna be sweating his ass off under that stuff

[Ultra Mantis]

R-Truth needs to stop talking and just smoke constantly. Chain Smoking > Chain Wrestling.

[Poit]

This is apparently what the Cole Miners mine: http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Bubblewrap_ore

[Skippord]

little bummed I can't see Michael Cole's sick tats under all that bubble wrap

[treyace]

i really dont wanna see this match

[FourFifty]

From @HowardFinkel (http://twitter.com/HowardFinkel) on WWE.com Live Chat: "@MichaelCole (http://twitter.com/MichaelCole) is looking for the cheap pop!" #WWERules (http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23WWERules) #BubbleWrap (http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23BubbleWrap)

[Shadrick]

Yeah Cole is tatted like crazy lol

[Poit]

From @HowardFinkel (http://twitter.com/HowardFinkel) on WWE.com Live Chat: "@MichaelCole (http://twitter.com/MichaelCole) is looking for the cheap pop!" #WWERules (http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23WWERules) #BubbleWrap (http://twitter.com/#!/search?q=%23BubbleWrap)

:lol:

[FourFifty]

To everyone in the Zack Pack
http://yfrog.com/gycsstgrj
BROSKI OF THE WEEK SIGN!

[Nicky Fives]

Jim Ross-olock

[Shadrick]

*sighs*

[FourFifty]

The hell was that?

[VSG]

LOL I knew Cole would steal the win. Good match, and perfect time for the "fun" match as well.

[Shadrick]

Now we hear more of Michael Cole brag about the win-streak, bury the divas, and take up TV time that could be given to...anyone else....

[Poit]

"Tell me that did not just happen."

Vintage Booker T

[VSG]

A second of british porn on my stream :(

[Mooияakeя™]

So the Miz being on the next PPV poster means he gonna win yeah?

O son of a mustard sandwich.

[Skippord]

did you want more?

[Mooияakeя™]

Hällo btw

[Nicky Fives]

well, my Tipsters is fucked....

[VSG]

did you want more?

It was also PPV :(

[VSG]

Kinda wishing they used the Requiem for a Dream title song for this promo.

[Shadrick]

THAT is vindication.

[FourFifty]

Cody Rhodes has come a long way since he was CAWdy.

[Skippord]

Rhodes is the best :heart:

[CSL]

Now we hear more of Michael Cole brag about the win-streak, bury the divas, and take up TV time that could be given to...anyone else....

not the Divas! oh the humanity!

[VSG]

lol he brought back the paper bag masks :love:

[treyace]

wow that video made me really wanna see this match
they made the cody rey fued look great

[Ultra Mantis]

The feud WAS great

[Emperor Smeat]

If WWE was smart enough they could play off those paper bags shown on sports games as those being fans of Rhodes than the teams sucking

[Poit]

So what does Rhodes call his springboard kick now? It seems the Beautiful Disaster isn't quite appropriate for his current gimmick.

[treyace]

wow these spanish announcers are getting really really excited during this match lol

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Okay Muta Mysterio.

[Poit]

What the balls?

[VSG]

And my TPWW survivor gets voted off the island :'(

[VSG]

Mysterio pulled a Tajiri here

[Emperor Smeat]

Great match and a great feud between The Dashing One and Rey.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Mysterio paying homage to the great Kwang

[Mooияakeя™]

Cole talking over this shit maybe?

[Nicky Fives]

nah, Cole loves Team LayCool.... he hates everyone else....

[VSG]

I won a match and am now back announcing. I am like Batman and Bruce Wayne.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rSz9ggYEkKg/TZEtP7H7DFI/AAAAAAAAAO4/GZ4MCU-recA/s1600/cole2.jpg

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Maybe we can get a Kong debut in this match.

[VSG]

I like how Layla put her leg up for no reason during the pin attempt.

[Innovator]

DIAMOND DUST FOR TWO

[Poit]

Face Lift!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Wonder if Taker and McCool are trying to make a baby. If she loses, I'd put money on it.

[Innovator]

ps Layla is ridcockulous

[Nicky Fives]

got crack?

[Innovator]

KONG

[CSL]

Kong-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Poit]

KONG!

[Nicky Fives]

KONG IS GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[treyace]

oh shit its kon... i mean karma

[Innovator]

KHARMA, my bad

[VSG]

nice

[BizarroKing]

*markout moment*

[Poit]

Booker T: You can actually feel the ground shaking.

[treyace]

yes i won the bet
i knew she was gonna be here tonight

[treyace]

implant bust this bitch

[Innovator]

WOOO IMPLANT BUSTER

[Nicky Fives]

IMPLANT BUSTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VSG]

Looks like Beth Phoenix needs a new finisher now.

[Innovator]

aaaand the divas shat themselves

[CSL]

yes i won the bet
i knew she was gonna be here tonight

No, you didn't.

[JimmyMess]

Thats one <s>black</s> big ass woman

[VSG]

From Kharma to voluptuous brit slut bouncing her tits on PPV porn. Love my stream!

[FourFifty]

It looked like Kharma was going to eat her.

[Mr. Pierre]

C'mon Christian!!

[Nicky Fives]

Kong needs to adopt Taker's Last Ride..... Implant Buster isn't deadly enough.....

[Mr. C]

LONG LIVE KONG!

[Dorkchop]

Still think Kong's debut would have been better if she took out all the Divas at once. I doubt WWE will let her and Gail Kim to feud and tear the place up.

Yay ladder match now!

[FourFifty]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[Innovator]

Here we go Captain

[FourFifty]

Another Ryder sign, front row!

http://twitpic.com/4s62fj

[Dragoneyes]

Cole really needs to just shut the fuck up.

[Dorkchop]

I think the steel steps are in the same placement as they are in Smackdown vs Raw 2011

[Gertner]

Let's gooooo Del Rioooooo!!!

[treyace]

No, you didn't.

you know nothing of the wrestling related bets i make

and captain charisma took flight on some retro tlc type stuff

[CSL]

Cole really needs to just shut the fuck up.

Kind of defeats the object of being a commentator a little bit

[Nicky Fives]

With all his popularity, I'm thinking WWE is gonna have no choice but to push Zack Ryder..... IMO, they could do worse.....

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Cole really needs to just shut the fuck up.

Yeah how dare the heel commentator act heelish. Don't you just hate it when people do their job well?

[Dragoneyes]

Kind of defeats the object of being a commentator a little bit

so does talking about himself constantly and being in matches 2 ppvs in a row.

[Tazz Dan]

*post*

[Nicky Fives]

I love any spot involving a mini-ladder.....

[Dragoneyes]

Yeah how dare the heel commentator act heelish. Don't you just hate it when people do their job well?

i dont mind him being a heel...i mind him talking about himself constantly and ignoring whats going on in matches....also their is a difference between being a heel and just plain being annoying

[DrCrawford]

anyone have a good stream? i still havent been accepted into the stream group :(

[Supreme Olajuwon]

He doesn't look like it, but Del Rio is a crazy talented athlete. Dude can jump like a cat and is fast as fuck.


Love him so much.

[Nicky Fives]

anyone have a good stream? i still havent been accepted into the stream group :(

check your rep.....

[Mooияakeя™]

SPEAR! Wow.

[Poit]

SPEAR!

[FourFifty]

*post*

*reply*

[Nicky Fives]

sick bump *cringe*

[treyace]

holy shit i was gonna be pissed if christian lose from being stuck in the ladder

[Supreme Olajuwon]

that'll do wonders for your spine

jesus

[Dorkchop]

I want to say that Del Rio seems a little lost in this match. Maybe he's just not comfortable and trying to keep everything safe. He's usually a lot more crisp. Ladder matches are hard to predict

[treyace]

this is match of the night easily

[Nicky Fives]

Fair catch by Brodus

[Innovator]

He doesn't look like it, but Del Rio is a crazy talented athlete. Dude can jump like a cat and is fast as fuck.


Love him so much.
I thought that same thing, he's deceptive

[Mooияakeя™]

Stiff work from Del Riiiiiiiiioooooooo

[CSL]

you know nothing of the wrestling related bets i make

shut up

so does talking about himself constantly and being in matches 2 ppvs in a row.

He's one of the biggest heels in the company. This is almost like complaining about Alberto Del Rio being on 2 PPV's in a row.

[Nicky Fives]

EDGE!

[treyace]

oh shit Edge

[CSL]

This will be a nice moment

[Innovator]

awesome.

[Poit]

YES!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Brodus is juiced up reel bad

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!!!!!</font>

[treyace]

Finally !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VSG]

I think my eyes are wet. :'(

[Mooияakeя™]

Wow how long has he had to wait? How many knobs have got it cheaply before him? Bout time.

[Shadrick]

Yessssss

[Emperor Smeat]

Woo-Hoo Christian won and he did it for the peeps.

Great match and easily one of the best so far this year.

[JimmyMess]

good job, Christian!

[Shadrick]

I'm not crying, I just yawned a bit >_>

[Supreme Olajuwon]

LOL at that pool of blood on the floor.

[Nicky Fives]

<iframe width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2nqeRKgV-SU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Dragoneyes]

shut up



He's one of the biggest heels in the company. This is almost like complaining about Alberto Del Rio being on 2 PPV's in a row.

del rio isnt a commentator your argument is comparing apples to oranges. and if they think wwe has a solid future with "one of the biggest heels in the company" being someone who cant even really wrestle...i am scared to see where the company will be by next wrestlemania.

[CSL]

A-Ri channelling the spirit of Aladdin

[treyace]

shut up



He's one of the biggest heels in the company. This is almost like complaining about Alberto Del Rio being on 2 PPV's in a row.

you shut up
bitch

[Mooияakeя™]

Brodus is juiced up reel bad

Wow, no shit. It was like SPLAT.

[Dragoneyes]

A-Ri channelling the spirit of Aladdin

^this

[Tazz Dan]

MY GOD. I'm at work reading this and just marked out like a little bitch. My staff thought it was funny.

[Dorkchop]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Supreme Olajuwon]

NXT guys getting the side facing the hard camera. Good for them.

[CSL]

del rio isnt a commentator your argument is comparing apples to oranges. and if they think wwe has a solid future with "one of the biggest heels in the company" being someone who cant even really wrestle...i am scared to see where the company will be by next wrestlemania.

I'm not going to attempt to explain it to you, it's clearly going to be a waste of time

you shut up
bitch

brilliant

[Dorkchop]

Who's the shiny black lumberjack?

[BizarroKing]

Is that Skip Sheffield in the cowboy hat?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol Johnny Curtis' post-NXT on camera debut is as a lumberjack in a random match</font>

[CSL]

Big Show knows not to fuck with Jimmy Uso

[Ultra Mantis]

One of the NXT guys is now Slam Master J v2?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

whos in the cowboy hat

[Dragoneyes]

Christian the peeps championhttp://bigsislilsis.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/peeps1.jpg

[CSL]

who's the skinny honky homeboy on the outside?

[Mr. C]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 5/1/2011

[CSL]

fuckkkkkk Jackson keeping Show up like that. Serious serious power

[Dorkchop]

So do we all not know at least 4 of the lumberjacks?

[Dragoneyes]

I'm not going to attempt to explain it to you, it's clearly going to be a waste of time


If you say so. I'm not saying I don't think he's doing a good job at being a heel, or that I would rather he wasn't a heel. I just wish he would tone it down a bit and not completely ignore whats going on in the ring at times

[Dragoneyes]

rofl at booker saying the miz having the title for 159 days is some kind of record. only like 20 some title reigns longer than that

[Gertner]

Shitty that Del Rio didn't win over guy who's not over enough to carry Smackdown. Ah well.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

oh my fucking lord

[Gertner]

del rio isnt a commentator your argument is comparing apples to oranges. and if they think wwe has a solid future with "one of the biggest heels in the company" being someone who cant even really wrestle...i am scared to see where the company will be by next wrestlemania.

It'll still be making money hand over fist while douchebags like the who bitch about everything line up to buy it.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at Miz landing on his neck/head from the double suplex.

[Shadrick]

Honestly, I expect Edge to somehow, some way, cost Del Rio at Extreme Rules so him and Christian can have that last moment. I don't expect Edge to wrestle or get really physical, I just expect some kind of interference.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It looked like Miz landed clean but it was really really close

[Nicky Fives]

The guy in the cowboy hat was David Hart Smith.... he debuted the look on Superstars last week....strangely enough, Zack Ryder was not a lumberjack :'(

[CSL]

Miz has still gotta be feeling that dirty landing, bumps like that can knock you around like a bastard

[CSL]

The guy in the cowboy hat was David Hart Smith

lol

[Supreme Olajuwon]

MONKEY FLIP!

[Dragoneyes]

It'll still be making money hand over fist while douchebags like the who bitch about everything line up to buy it.

lets see. 1. I for one don't bitch about everything. 2. never said i would stop watching. I am just offering my opinion on the state of things

[Nicky Fives]

The guy is from Calgary, the Cowboy Capital of Canada......

[Gertner]

lets see. 1. I for one don't bitch about everything. 2. never said i would stop watching. I am just offering my opinion on the state of things

If I want your opinion I will fuck it out of you.

[CSL]

The guy is from Calgary, the Cowboy Capital of Canada......

that's like being from the Native American capital of Poland