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Xero
05-06-2011, 02:08 PM
From PWInsider:

Former WWE star Shane Helms and his girlfriend were involved in a motorcycle accident last night near their home in North Carolina.

Both are currently hospitalized. We have confirmed Helms broke his leg and his ankle. There may have been additional injuries but we don't have any confirmation.

Volare
05-06-2011, 02:11 PM
That's what he gets for talking about "Borrowed Time" in that vid he did.


In all seriousness though I hope everything turns out alright in the end.

The Pope
05-06-2011, 02:14 PM
Did HBK Sweet Chin Music his ass off it?

Funky Fly
05-06-2011, 02:17 PM
Probably had a head on collision with the DX tank.

Big O'l Beefcake
05-06-2011, 02:25 PM
He got distracted by Shawn's... Nuff said.

Triple Naitch
05-06-2011, 02:34 PM
Don't scare me like that. I was worried about Hornicane.

Xero
05-06-2011, 02:36 PM
LOL, my bad. Freudian slip.

Rammsteinmad
05-06-2011, 02:45 PM
Why was he on a motorcycle? Shouldn't he have been flying?

DAMN iNATOR
05-06-2011, 03:14 PM
STAND BACK! THERE'S AN EMT COMIN' THROUGH!

The Jayman
05-06-2011, 03:17 PM
what about his Hurri-powers? I call shenanigans on this report

Schlomey
05-06-2011, 03:30 PM
I'll pray to my Jew God for him.

What Would Kevin Do?
05-06-2011, 03:31 PM
Don't scare me like that. I was worried about Hornicane.

As was I. Hornicane I care about. Helms I couldn't give two fucks about. Hope his girlfriend is okay though.

Schlomey
05-06-2011, 03:32 PM
i'm glad you carry about him.

XL
05-06-2011, 04:07 PM
Huh. I figured he was the guy Matt Hardy was talking about on this week's Impact.

What Would Kevin Do?
05-06-2011, 04:13 PM
Don't scare me like that. I was worried about Hornicane.

i'm glad you carry about him.

I don't know what you're talking about. :shifty:

Tazz Dan
05-06-2011, 05:44 PM
This is why you stay away from the Highway 2 Helms.

Tazz Dan
05-06-2011, 05:46 PM
Also, I read somewhere his girlfriend broke her neck.

In an unrelated story, I hear she will be training with Kurt Angle for the Olympics.

XL
05-06-2011, 06:25 PM
I find it amazing how you can change the way you are perceived/viewed by the mass public simply by trashing a beloved fellow professional on video.

The Naitch
05-06-2011, 06:30 PM
Is this the same douche that accused HBK for using his Christianity as a work? Douche.

I remember he posted a picture on his twitter of him with Rated RKO in the front row of a RAW show. Gave off that "name dropping" vibe that he was showing the world that he was still relevant in pro wrestling, when at the time he was no longer a WWE employee. Like he had something to prove. "Yo look at me, I'm seen with the cool kids"

Heisenberg
05-06-2011, 06:39 PM
Kharma is all over the place dishing out justice

mhirn3
05-06-2011, 06:52 PM
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

MON$TER ENERGY
05-06-2011, 06:53 PM
STAND BACK! THERE'S AN EMT COMIN' THROUGH!

haha genius

DLVH84
05-06-2011, 08:24 PM
This is why you stay away from the Highway 2 Helms.

Maybe Michael Landon can help him.

djoutcry
05-06-2011, 09:48 PM
why does every bit of news in the forum turn into a flood of "comical" posts?

it's as if ppl post just to say something "funny"

Xero
05-06-2011, 09:53 PM
why does every bit of news in the forum turn into a flood of "comical" posts?

it's as if ppl post just to say something "funny"

This wasn't a very funny post. :-\

djoutcry
05-06-2011, 09:58 PM
This wasn't a very funny post. :-\

yeah, didn't know how to incorporate a jew a nazi and a black guy into that post :(

im sorry Xero.

XL
05-06-2011, 10:32 PM
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
The guy takes a swipe at Michaels and therefore "deserves" to be in an accident - one that apparantly seriously injured his girlfriend?

DLVH84
05-06-2011, 10:33 PM
In all seriousness, I hope he doesn't end up like Pillman.

Theo Dious
05-06-2011, 11:06 PM
In all seriousness, I hope he doesn't end up like Pillman.

What, tremendously overrated?

DLVH84
05-06-2011, 11:37 PM
What, tremendously overrated?

No, I mean, I hope that his injuries doesn't limit his abilities.

KIRA
05-07-2011, 12:15 AM
Why was he on a motorcycle? Shouldn't he have been flying?

So? The Flash has a car.

Tazz Dan
05-07-2011, 12:52 AM
He did fly.... Hard into the road.

My Final Heaven
05-07-2011, 03:03 AM
Let this be a lesson to all of us. If you make a single crack or cut down Shawn Michaels/CM Punk/Edge, if you have a lifethreatening accident later you'll have 100,000 Kliqtards going "LOL I'M GLAD HE'S HURT LOL"

BTW, something I've noticed - If a poster is a proven Kliq retard fan, they tend to be retarded fans of Edge and Punk also. Like, most Aspies are religious about being Sonic the Hedgehog fanboys.

XL
05-07-2011, 03:23 AM
Ah but then we have the "Punk did/did NOT out-pop DX" conundrum. There's definately a pecking order. Kliq above all overs.

HBPunk
05-07-2011, 09:59 AM
Let this be a lesson to all of us. If you make a single crack or cut down Shawn Michaels/CM Punk/Edge, if you have a lifethreatening accident later you'll have 100,000 Kliqtards going "LOL I'M GLAD HE'S HURT LOL"

Ya so??? The Lord God Shawn Michaels will get you. Fuck the hurricane and his bike and ugly bird

djoutcry
05-07-2011, 10:30 AM
" Hurricane Karen - caused moderate damage and sank some ships in Bermuda "

My Final Heaven
05-07-2011, 12:14 PM
Ya so??? The Lord God Shawn Michaels will get you. Fuck the hurricane and his bike and ugly bird

http://i53.tinypic.com/kd5x04.jpg

mhirn3
05-07-2011, 01:36 PM
The guy takes a swipe at Michaels and therefore "deserves" to be in an accident - one that apparantly seriously injured his girlfriend?


Oh please I said nothing about that one. People can say whatever they want. It's that he's done far worse than that...Karma is a bitch and finally caught up to him for living his life in a douchebaggish way the past 10 years.

HBPunk
05-07-2011, 06:08 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/kd5x04.jpg

this is a wrestling site and i am talking about liking one wrestler and disliking another.

in short, eat a dick

DAMN iNATOR
05-09-2011, 04:39 PM
The following is from TMZ.com:

Former WWE superstar Shane Helms — aka “The Hurricane” — is at the center of a drunk driving investigation after a BRUTAL motorcycle crash on Thursday that left him and his girlfriend broken and battered.

According to the police report obtained by TMZ … a witness told cops Helms was driving home from a restaurant in Smithfield, North Carolina around 9:15 PM — with his GF on the bike — when he blew through a stop sign, lost control and “drove straight through the metal chain link fence.”

Cops say one of the witnesses told officers he was hanging out with Helms at a local restaurant minutes before the crash and said he “was sure” Helms had been drinking there.

Helms and his GF were transported to a local hospital where they were treated for multiple broken bones and other injuries.

Law enforcement sources tell us officers took a blood sample from Helms at the hospital to check his blood alcohol level at the time of the crash … but it could take several months to get the results back.

So far, we’re told an investigation is underway … but no charges have been filed against Helms.


Wow, holy shit. If this is true this could be a real dark/low spot in Helms' life. :(

Fignuts
05-09-2011, 04:53 PM
How fucking stupid do you have to be to drink and drive on a motorcycle?

Flabbergasting.

Xero
05-09-2011, 04:56 PM
If that's true, Helms is an absolute piece of shit.

DAMN iNATOR
05-09-2011, 05:35 PM
If that's true, Helms is an absolute piece of shit.

Yeah, I know...astonishing that we could possibly say such things about such a seemingly so stand-up guy. Really hope it's not true though. :'(

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LK
05-09-2011, 07:35 PM
How fucking stupid do you have to be to drink and drive on a motorcycle?
To be fair, the dipshit is hardly MENSA material.

Theo Dious
05-12-2011, 08:50 AM
Wow, holy shit. If this is true this could be a real dark/low spot in Helms' life. :(

I'd say an even darker spot than it already is.