Zack's Dad is going to be crushed/Melina will have more free time on the road for a while...

[Innovator]

From PWInsideher.com

John Morrison said on twitter he's undergoing neck surgery.

[Volare]

So the big question is, who's the first to nail Melina....nah not going that route.


This honestly could be what JoMo needs, he can come back reinvent himself and maybe ditch the whore.

[Nicky Fives]

It sucks that he will be out for a while if this is indeed true, but I would be lying if I said that I will be missing him.....

[VSG]

I didn't get the "Zack's dad is going to be crushed" part :(

[Schlomey]

don't you watch Z true Long Island Story? Zack Ryders daddy loves him some jomo.

[#1-norm-fan]

I thought it was a failed Saved by the Bell joke. In which case I was gonna correct you and say it was Morris, not Morrison.

k, gonna go watch Saved by the Bell now.

[RVDmark]

So the big question is, who's the first to nail Melina.

8 Man tournament starting soon?

[Schlomey]

SHE'S BARELY PLOWABLE.

[XL]

I didn't get the "Zack's dad is going to be crushed" part :(

I thought it was a failed Saved by the Bell joke. In which case I was gonna correct you and say it was Morris, not Morrison.

k, gonna go watch Saved by the Bell now.
:nono:

[FourFifty]

So the big question is, who's the first to nail Melina....

Zack Ryder's Dad

[Xero]

From WWE.com:

John Morrison will be sidelined between four and six weeks due to a pinched nerve in his neck suffered at the hands of R-Truth last week on Raw. The Superstar broke news of his injury on his Twitter account Monday afternoon.

“I am about to get an operation to fix my neck – I will return @RonKillings,” JoMo told his followers, specifically referencing his Raw rival.

After an MRI confirmed the diagnosis, Morrison was treated by Dr. Joseph Moroon, a renowned neurosurgeon and medical director of WWE. In a procedure to alleviate pain and weakness in his arm, Dr. Moroon created a small incision in the back of Morrison’s neck and moved the bone as well as the C5 and C6 discs from around the nerve route.

“This is considered minimally invasive surgery,” said Dr. Christopher Amann, WWE’s senior ringside physician. “Unlike other procedures, such as those undergone by John Cena and Edge, the typical recovery time is four to six weeks.”

At press time, Morrison had not returned calls, texts, emails or tweets. WWE wishs him a quick recovery.

[Triple Naitch]

This pretty much means there will be nobody in Melina's corner while on the road. Wouldn't be surprised to see her be the first spring cleaning victim.

[Xero]

Also means that heel Truth will be in limbo for a month or more.

[Triple Naitch]

I kinda wanna see what Truth can do with Rey Mysterio for the time being. Nothing else will put Truth over more than going against the second biggest face in the business among the younger audience. Gives him a legitimate and credible opponent to face and bides time for Morrison to heal. Rey seems like a team player and wouldn't mind letting Truth go over him.

[VSG]

I want to see what Truth can do with "lil Ronny" whoever that is.

[Tom Guycott]

So the big question is, who's the first to nail Melina...

Zack Ryder's Dad

... most likely in the shades and Zack's mom's fur coat. And, in the JoMo slo mo. And also with the shake weight creatively added in for variety!