Did You Know?

[Providence Peep]

WWE broadcasts to 14.4 million fans per week in the U.S.
WWE broadcasts in 30 languages to more than 145 countries.
More than 20 WWE books are on the New York Times best seller list.
23 percent of WWE's television audience is Black/African-American and 19 percent is Hispanic.

Now that you've read some boring ones, add (or make up) some more interesting ones.

[HBPunk]

WWE does not know that an orange would be a bigger draw than John Cena amongst the 18-49yo

[screech]

I watch wrestling online 73% of the time. 97% of the time it has already aired on television.

[Providence Peep]

Did you know JR is gonna open up a can of BBQ sauce on your candy ass?

[screech]

More often that not, I also poop during Divas matches.

[Providence Peep]

Did you know Kharma ate my sister's baby?

[screech]

My fiancée always tries to have conversations with me during shows. I have to tell her to shut the hell up 100% of the time.

[Mr.Pewterschmidt]

Did you know? Every time you lick a stamp, sending hate mail to Vince McMahon, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Speaking of calories, During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60000 pounds of food. That's the weight of about half the catering backstage at WWE tv tapings.

[Providence Peep]

My fiancée always tries to have conversations with me during shows. I have to tell her to shut the hell up 100% of the time.

Did you know if she doesn't shut up you should beat her?

[Providence Peep]

Did you know the WWE pay-per-views would get better buyrates if the price of the pay-per-views weren't so outrageous?

[screech]

My facts are more informative and interesting than yours.

[Theo Dious]

WWE does not know that an orange would be a bigger draw than John Cena amongst the 18-49yo

WWE does know, however, that they can't hear your bitching and whining over the sound of all the money that floods in over Cena merchandise.

More often that not, I also poop during Divas matches.

Yes, we know that you're gay and you don't like to look at women.

Speaking of calories, During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60000 pounds of food. That's the weight of about half the catering backstage at WWE tv tapings.

This is correct, but 60000 pounds of that food is for most of the roster, the rest of it is there for Mark Henry and the Big Show.

[Theo Dious]

Did you know the WWE pay-per-views would get better buyrates if the price of the pay-per-views weren't so outrageous?

Did you know that there are more factors involved in pricing a PPV than just the expected buyrates?

Moreover, do you think that if making more money was as simple as dropping PPV prices, it wouldn't be done in half a second?

[Providence Peep]

Did you know that when Vince McMahon bought Stampede Wrestling from Stu Hart in 1984, WWF booker George Scott had to promise to hire Bret Hart, Dynamite Kid, Davey Boy Smith, Bad News Allen and Jim Neidhart, Stu's top stars?

[Lock Jaw]

Did you know, I don't like thinking about things when I'm watching wrestling. So if I'm watching with someone else and they start to be all "This is obviously what is going to/should happen", I have to be all like "Ugh. Yeah, I know. I just don't care to think about it right now".

[screech]

Yes, we know that you're gay and you don't like to look at women.


Yeah, since I can control the timing of my bowel movements and all.

[HBPunk]

This is correct, but 60000 pounds of that food is for most of the roster, the rest of it is there for Mark Henry and the Big Show.

Got that one Assbackwards there fool

[Providence Peep]

Did you know the server load is too high right now? :mad:

Did you know that while Jim Herd was the Executive Vice President of World Championship Wrestling, from 1988 to 1992, he wanted Ric Flair to get his head shaved and change his name to Spartacus? :wtf:

[Volare]

Did you know that a lot of cocaine was running around WCW from 1988 till 1992?

[Jordan]

Did you know that while Jim Herd was the Executive Vice President of World Championship Wrestling, from 1988 to 1992, he wanted Ric Flair to get his head shaved and change his name to Spartacus? :wtf:

LOL wtf was he on?

[Providence Peep]

Did you know Eric Bischoff made this remark about Jim Cornette? "He is a low rent con man that is only good at gaining the attention of the internet wrestling community. Trust me, he never has nor ever will become a part of a meaningful national promotion. But if you are looking for a bootleg dvd or a fake autograph....hes your guy!"

And also, did you know that, in 1996, The Warlord (Terry Szopinski) was forced to retire from the business because of a car accident involving a Pizza Hut delivery driver? After attempting a comeback in 2001, he suffered severe leg damage in a motorcycle accident.

[Mr.Pewterschmidt]

Did you know Eric Bischoff is a piece of shit? Wait- everyone knows that.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did You Know?

Did you know that this joke has been running on for too long?

[Providence Peep]

Did you know Mae Young is so old that back when she was a kid in school, the Three Wise Men had to help her with her homework?

Did you know that the largest crowd ever to witness a live wrestling event was in Pyongyang, North Korea? Over 190,000 fans paid to attend the "International Sports and Culture Festival for Peace" in 1995. Asian legend Antonio Inoki defeated Ric Flair in the main event.

The Top 5 all time U.S. Gates: 1) Wrestlemania XXVII - April 1, 2001, Houston, TX - $3,530,904, 2) Wrestlemania XIX - March 30, 2003, Seattle, WA - $2,760,035, 3) Wrestlemania XX - March 14, 2004, NY, NY - $2,400,000, 4) Wrestlemania V - April 2, 1989, Atlantic City, NJ - $1,628,000, 5) Wrestlemania III - March 29, 1987, Pontiac, MI - $1,599,000.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did you know that the largest crowd ever to witness a live wrestling event was in Pyongyang, North Korea? Over 190,000 fans paid to attend the "International Sports and Culture Festival for Peace" in 1995. Asian legend Antonio Inoki defeated Ric Flair in the main event.

Should have been called "Attend or Die."

[Spaff]

edges planned original name was goin to be "the rabbits foot"
most people know that anyway

[Waylander]

Did you know awareness is far more important than silly old ratings and buy rates?

Source: TNA

[Londoner]

Did you know that you don't actually care about any of the did you know facts?

[Providence Peep]

The WWE Superstars who turned babyface at a WrestleMania:
Brutus Beefcake (WM 3)
Andre the Giant (WM 6)
Randy Savage (WM 7)
Steve Austin (WM 13)
The Big Show (WM 15)
Kane (WM 15)
Trish Stratus (WM 17)

The WWE Superstars who turned heel at a WrestleMania:
Rick Martel (WM 5)
Curt Hennig (WM 10)
Bret Hart (WM 13)
Triple H (WM 15)
Steve Austin (WM 17)
Trish Stratus (WM 20)

The WWE Superstars who were in the Final Match at their first WrestleMania:
Hulk Hogan (WM1)
Roddy Piper (WM 1)
Paul Orndorff(WM1)
Ted DiBiase (WM 4)
Sgt. Slaughter (WM 7)
Sid (WM 8)
Yokozuna (WM 9)
Brock Lesnar (WM 19)

[Providence Peep]

Did you know Marcus "Buff" Bagwell had calf implants in 1995, but they later leaked and had to be removed?

[Volare]

oi.

[Wishbone]

did you know that pointless facts are pointless? true story.

[Xero]

Did you know? The only reason WWE does "Did you know" segments is to masturbate themselves and give themselves a false sense of attracting sponsors.

[djoutcry]

PILEDRIVER!!!

http://www.jokesunlimited.com/jokepics/1295.jpg

[Providence Peep]

Did you know djoutcry is a douchebag?

[Volare]

DOUCHE BAG!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pS7sKjlzwFg/TCcQRXd-pbI/AAAAAAAAF3g/Yaq2bqPnM40/s1600/douchebag1.jpg

[HBPunk]

this thread was dire, 'hey guys, make up awful jokes'

terrible

[dhellova guy]

Did you know that 92% of TPWW forum posts are terrible, while the other 8% are Xero's?

[Providence Peep]

this thread was dire, 'hey guys, make up awful jokes'

terrible

Did you know HBPunk is the LAST person here who should be commenting about the quality of threads or posts?

[HBPunk]

Did you know HBPunk is the LAST person here who should be commenting about the quality of threads or posts?

Did you know you can fit both my balls in your mouth at the same time?

[CSL]

you're leaving that open for people to interpret whether he has a big mouth or whether you have a small pair of swingers

[HBPunk]

who gives a fuck?

[CSL]

calm down sweetheat, no need to get so teste

[Providence Peep]

Did you know you can fit both my balls in your mouth at the same time?

YOU WISH.

[Shisen Kopf]

Didja no??

The Anvil taught Davey Boy how to drug his wife's orange juice right before bed time each night. Then the next morning their wives would awaken with bloody, sore anuses. It took them a few bloody anuses to realize their husbands were anally raping them.

[screech]

I did not know that.

[Lock Jaw]

Didja no??

The Anvil taught Davey Boy how to drug his wife's orange juice right before bed time each night. Then the next morning their wives would awaken with bloody, sore anuses. It took them a few bloody anuses to realize their husbands were anally raping them.

I think wrestling is the only industry where I can't tell if a statement like that is serious or not.

[Lock Jaw]

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“Why are my trunks maroon? Years ago, when WWE traveled to India, William Regal fell terribly ill due to the food. It turned out he’d caught a parasite, which was pretty serious. He couldn’t wrestle for while, so when he needed to get back in ring shape, he called and asked me to come and train with him. He said, ‘I’m going to be wearing some new gear. Do you want my old stuff?’ So he gave me a couple of pairs of maroon trunks, knee pads and boots. For me, that was a huge honor. I started wearing maroon after that, and I’ve pretty much worn it ever since. I’ve kept the color as a tribute to him.”

[Xero]

I hope he washed them before he wore them...

[HBPunk]

I hope he washed them before he wore them...

hopefully not, itd be much sexier then

[jskinnyg]

My fiancée always tries to have conversations with me during shows. I have to tell her to shut the hell up 100% of the time.

F'ing Awesome...

[HBPunk]

this is what heath slater does in his free time



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[Eighty 0ne]

Jesus Christ. That is disturbing...

[Mr. Nerfect]

That's how Heath Slater has a job...

Just a weird fact I was thinking of the other day, even though it's not a funny one: Chris Jericho never won a World Title as a babyface.

[Lock Jaw]

That's how Heath Slater has a job...

Just a weird fact I was thinking of the other day, even though it's not a funny one: Chris Jericho never won a World Title as a babyface.

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:shifty:

[Paul Heyman]

Did you know.. That WWE PPVs are illegally streamed to over 1 million homes around the world.

[M-A-G]

Did you know 64% of statistics are made-up?[/old joke]

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Can't believe this thread. It's fucking atrocious, and yet people continue to post the worst wrestling statistic jokes imaginable.

[The Jayman]

Woo Woo Woo Did You Know It

[voncouch]

Did you know more people watched Raw last week than the Superbowl, the Goodwill Games and the series finale of Perfect Strangers COMBINED?!?!

Did you know Booker T recently beat out Dusty Rhodes and Ahmed Johnson in an Incomprehensible Babble contest?

Did you know a voiceless Bobby Heenan is still more entertaining than half of WWE's payroll?

Did you know Sin Cara was actually born in Wichita, KS but was deported to Mexico when the doctor botched his birth certificate?

Did you know if Terry Funk retires one more time, he gets a free topping on his next TCBY sundae?

Did you know that the world has officially forgotten what a "PN News" was?

[voncouch]

Did you know that if Melina humps only 6 more of the boys, she will officially overtake Tammy Sytch as Most Active Backstage Vagina?

Did you know that Nailz never went to jail, instead plea bargaining for 100 hours of community service?

Did you know Chris Masters really hates the jews? Like, a disturbing amount of hate? Seriously, start a conversation with the guy. It'll come up at least twice.

Did you know The Undertaker's urn was actually filled with hundreds of Smarties?

Did you know The Big Show is taller than most people?

Did you know Doink The Clown has been played by 86 different people, including Corey Hart, Tom from Myspace and 3 midgets standing on each others shoulders?

[Schlomey]

voncouch owns this thread now. Good for you buddy.

[voncouch]

I'm glad for this thread. It's giving me something to do while bored at work.

[voncouch]

Did you know that WWE programing is broadcast in 894 languages, including Yiddish, Klingon, Esperanto and even English?

Did you know that Sean Waltman has released a new line of instant hand-warmers called "X-Pac Heat"?

Did you know that Giant Gonzalez accused The Great Khali of stealing moves?

Did you know the "mastermind" behind GTV was originally slated to be Ronnie Garvin?

Did you know that Vince McMahon last felt shame in October of 1982?

Did you know that Eric Bischoff thinks Sin Cara would be “more marketable” without the mask?

[M-A-G]

Did you know that Eric Bischoff thinks Sin Cara would be “more marketable” without the mask?

Win! That's it, this thread is over. Give him the $10,000.

[voncouch]

Win! That's it, this thread is over. Give him the $10,000.

I actually have a few more, but I'd hate to beat the premise to death. Better to go out on a high note like Seinfeld rather than go all Drew Carey Show.