GAME: Corrupt a wrestling wish

[The MAC]

corrupt the wish of the person above you.
Then make a wish yourself.

Examples:


Example1:

Guy #1: I wish I could fly

Guy #2: Granted, but everytime you fly a bird craps on you.


Wrestling example:

Guy #1: I wish wcw didn't fold

Guy #2: Granted, but then you would have 2 shitty shows to watch a monday


lets begin:

I wish we didnt have to see John Cena as champ again

[Vastardikai]

Granted, now where's that hot poker to jab into your eyes?

I wish Eddie Guerrero was still around.

[St. Jimmy]

Granted, but then he is now a trainer on Tough Enough after having a near fatal heart attack and cannot wrestle.

I wish Triple H was the World Heavyweight Champion

[ThePhantom]

Granted, but he is TNA World Heavyweight Champion.

I wish Owen Hart was still alive.

[BodySlam]

Granted, but he is paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish WCW won the war

[voncouch]

Granted, but now Vince Russo is the driving creative force in the industry.

I wish Ric Flair would just retire already.

[Xero]

Yeah, but then TNA would be down one hypocritical washed-up loser.

I wish The Undertaker would remain undefeated at WrestleMania.

[screech]

Granted, but now his matches will be against guys like Primo and Mark Henry (again).

I wish Scott Hall still active.

[Innovator]

Granted, we need another drunk wrestler. It worked out great for Hawk and the Sandman.

I wish Heyman still booked for WWE.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, except now he's still booking WWECW...

I wish Christian was still WHC

[screech]

Granted, but he is getting the Rey Mysterio treatment.

I wish WWE had a decent tag team division.

[Nark Order]

Granted, except now the Nasty Boys have a WWE Legends contract and win the titles periodically.

I wish Muhammad Hassan would make his triumphant return.

[screech]

Granted, but he now only appears sporadically on RAW in comedy sketches with Hornswoggle.

I wish Brock Lesnar was still in WWE.

[dhellova guy]

Granted, but his diverticulitis causes him to miss more time then he wrestles, so he's relegated to jobber to Sin Cara.

I wish Damion Demento and the Ultimate Warrior would host a wrestling themed radio show together.

[Nark Order]

I'm not going to grant that.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but i can't think of anything negative about it; that sounds like the best radio show ever!

I wish ImpactWrestling would just go out of business already.

[voncouch]

Granted, but Russo ends up going back to WWE and is hired as head writer.

I wish Savage hadn't died.

[Nark Order]

Granted, but then he never goes into the Hall of Fame as long as Vince and Stephanie are alive.

I wished Japanese wrestling was a big deal in the US.

[Sycophant]

Granted, but then fanboys and smarks wouldn't have anything to reference as underrated but "real" wrestling

I wish Vince Russo would die as the result of a fiery accident during his participation in a "Napalm on a pole" match.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but then his family sues the company he worked for for booking such a match

I wish WWE would go back to 'pushing the envelope'.

[Sycophant]

Granted, but then WWE resigns Billy, Chuck, and Orlando Jordan to have a "live sex celebration" and openly circle jerk in the ring for ratings and news coverage.

I wish Goldberg never existed so people who should have been pushed in WCW would have been and Bret Hart wouldn't have had his career ended

[Nark Order]

Granted, but then Nash just would've had to streak instead and nothing would've really changed.

I wish Goldust had won the World Heavyweight Championship at some point.

[The MAC]

granted (i love bret hart). cant corrupt that one.

I wish bret hart never pulled shawns hair and started his balding.

[voncouch]

Narcissus: Granted, but it's a fluke win and never officially counted (ala Jericho & HHH)

The Mac: Granted, but Bret gets to do the Sideways Shuffle with Sunny instead of HBK.

I wish The Repo Man would have won a belt.

[MoFo]

Granted, but he has his hair in dreadlocks.

I wish ROH would go out of business.

[parkmania]

Granted, but they actually went out before CM Punk and Bryan Danielson made names for themselves, thereby never getting the attention of WWE.

I wish Zack Ryder got some in-ring time on Raw.

[Nark Order]

Granted but he jobs to Kharma for 10 straight weeks.

I wish Vince had left some of the territories alone so they'd still be around today.

[Xero]

Granted, but someone else would have come along, gone national and destroyed the territories.

I wish Molly Holly was still around.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Granted but she'd be too fat to wrestle.

I wish Rikishi would've stayed a face.

[Nark Order]

Granted, but then Shawn Stasiak would have done it... for the Rock.

I wish Miz would have never lost his title to Cena.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but then Riley would have never turned face.

I wish Hulk Hogan would retire for good.

[ThePhantom]

Granted, but comes to WWE as Raw GM

I wish R Truth would just go away

[DAMN iNATOR]

Granted, but when he dies, R-Truth's soul haunts you for all eternity.

I wish Flair would call it a career.

[MVP]

Granted, but then he'd constantly tweet about how this era sucks without him.

I wish the Crusierweight Title was still around.

[Ermaximus]

Granted, Hornswoggle would have won it numerous times from guys who actually deserved the title.

I wish Too Cool had been a legit stable instead of a comedy team.

[parkmania]

Granted, but Shawn Michaels gets relegated to jobbing and doing the Worm.

I wish CM Punk was used as a star instead of an "enhancement talent".

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but then the Corre wouldn't look better in comparison

I wish Daniel Bryan would get a push.

[OldSchoolFan]

Granted, but it is out of a window....

I wish The Rock haden't returned-sort of.

[Ermaximus]

Granted then Wrestlemania 27's ratings are even worse because he more or less helped save the show.

I wish Tajiri was still in the WWE.

[KutGotti]

Granted but he would job to Hornswoggle every week.
I wish the Attitude Era would come back.

[Hanso Amore]

Granted We would have to relive the following HHH domination years

I wish Rick Rude got a World title Run in the WWF

[PorkSoda]

Granted, but Ultimate Warrior squashes him for the title in 34 seconds.

I wish The Boogeyman would come back

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but now the Boogeyman is back

I wish Christopher Daniels would have gotten a TNA world title run

[DAMN iNATOR]

Granted We would have to relive the following HHH domination years

I wish Rick Rude got a World title Run in the WWF

Granted, but as an unintended consequence the Shockmaster also gets a title run of several months duration.

I wish Piper had won the (then-)WWF title as well.

[Ermaximus]

Granted he loses in his first title defense to a then debuting Val Venis in what is later billed as "TNA's most controversial moment."

I wish Sheamus would bring the Highlanders back as his bodygaurds.

[Nark Order]

Granted, but they end up warring with each other, as the Highlanders were Scottish, not Irish.

I wish Chris Benoit had killed Stephanie McMahon instead.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but now he and HHH have a huge feud that ends with both men literally murdering each other thus TWO big main eventers are gone.

I wish the 2001 invasion storyline went better.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Granted, but now he and HHH have a huge feud that ends with both men literally murdering each other thus TWO big main eventers are gone.

I wish the 2001 invasion storyline went better.

Granted, but HHH's involvement backstage (with more pull with Vince) leads to him piling on an additional 4 sham title runs, breaking Flair's old record in the most underhanded way possible, thereby devaluing HHH's career legacy more than if he never got them.

I wish WWE would find out where Sean O'Haire and Maven are, sign them and have them debut as a tag team to rival either the CORRE on SD! or Nexus on RAW.

[parkmania]

Granted, but HHH's involvement backstage (with more pull with Vince) leads to him piling on an additional 4 sham title runs, breaking Flair's old record in the most underhanded way possible, thereby devaluing HHH's career legacy more than if he never got them.

I wish WWE would find out where Sean O'Haire and Maven are, sign them and have them debut as a tag team to rival either the CORRE on SD! or Nexus on RAW.

Granted, but O'Haire really HAS been stuck in an invisible cage, and is dead by asphyxiation.


I wish WWE would stop hiring screenwriters to plot their feuds.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Granted, but WWE's product goes to hell and they go out of business due to loss of interest connected to not engaging enough plotlines and TNA becomes the new ruler of the roost.

I wish TNA could decide whether they want to be like SD! with the new ring rope colors or go back to basics with the six-sided ring. You can't have your cake and eat it too, you guys!

[TGR]

Granted, they decide to be like Smackdown. And they make Vickie Guerrero their GM

I wish the Ministry of Darkness was reformed.

[Nark Order]

Granted, but so do the Los Boriquas and the Disciples of Apocalypse.

I wish Sting had taken the deal and faced Taker at WM.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Granted, they decide to be like Smackdown. And they make Vickie Guerrero their GM

I wish the Ministry of Darkness was reformed.

Granted, but their only feuds are with The Brood.

I wish wrestling could find the one thing that would usher in a new golden (no, not *inhales* mm...Goldust, be more original than that, fuckers!) era, a la the '80s Federation era.

[TGR]

Granted, but their only feuds are with The Brood.

I am okay with this.


I wish Sting had taken the deal and faced Taker at WM.

Granted, but Vince Russo books the ending.


I wish wrestling could find the one thing that would usher in a new golden (no, not *inhales* mm...Goldust, be more original than that, fuckers!) era, a la the '80s Federation era.

Granted. It's Hulk Hogan dropping elbows from his wheelchair.

I wish Rob Van Dam and Daniel Bryan feuded.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but they feud over a cup of coffee like Kane and Jericho's feud in late 2000.

I wish Kaval had gotten a better chance in wwe

[dhellova guy]

Granted, but that "better chance" equates to a fued with Curt Hawkins, a tag team title run, a chance to be a vet on NXT, and eventually a run with Val Venis over who has the funniest sounding voice.

I wish Kane still had his mask on.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Granted, but he still goes bald and he looks more stupid than menacing.

I wish Michael Tarver would return.</font>

[Skippord]

granted, but then he would win every title in 5 months and quit the company due to a lack of a challenge.

I wish Lawrence Taylor would main event Wrestlemania 28

[Anybody Thrilla]

Granted, but Salt 'N Peppa refuse to perform his entrance due to recent legal troubles and they are replaced by Willow Smith.

I wish the War Games concept would make a return.

[TGR]

Granted, but the participants are all various iterations of Doink the Clown

I wish Steve Blackman were made GM of Raw.

[Schlomey]

Granted, but then everyone would have legit black eyes..including the fans.


I wish Bret Hart could wrestle a real match again

[The Jayman]

Granted, but his first real match he jobs to Mason Ryan

I wish Booker T would wrestle again

[My Final Heaven]

Granted, but he jobs to Yoshi Tatsu in a DNA on a Pole match to decide Kharma's Baby Daddy.

I wish Ken Kennedy wouldn't have effed up his push and had been revealed as Vince's illegitimate son.

[Ermaximus]

Granted the angle screws up and they swerve it to where Kennedy was actually HHH's illegitimate son.

I wish NXT wasn't a huge joke.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but the one that's not treated as a joke is another Diva's edition

I wish Stone Cold could wrestle again

[TGR]

Granted, but he doesn't.

I wish Mick Foley became the owner of WWE.

[Schlomey]

Granted, it would smell of impact and B.O.


I wish Stephanie McMahon would come back to TV

[parkmania]

Granted, but she's been in a car accident and has a more annoying voice than Vickie Guerrero and the looks to match.

I wish JBL had been punished for goose-stepping in Germany instead of praised via a world title reign.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but now he has a comedy gimmick where he thinks he's a duck named Maurice.

I wish Hulk Hogan would come up with a new ring name like Poops McGee.

[Ermaximus]

Granted then everyone forgets who Hogan was because his new gimmick pushes the envelope.

I wish 3 Count had been in the WWE and had a program with Truth, Cena, and B2.

[The Jayman]

Granted, but they all jobbed to the Mexicools

I wish Disco Inferno would come to the WWE

[Ermaximus]

Granted he is put into an angle where it is revealed that he is the love child of former superstars Billy and Rico.

I wish the WWE went back to the Big 5 PPV's.

[BigDaddyCool]

Granted he is put into an angle where it is revealed that he is the love child of former superstars Billy and Rico.

I wish the WWE went back to the Big 5 PPV's.

Granted, but they aren't PPV's, they are closed circuit and only available in major markets, and your town never seems to be major enough.

I wish Scott Steiner won Give a Little.

[parkmania]

Granted, but it was done "In Memoriam."

I wish the women's division in WWE wasn't treated as a joke.

[Ermaximus]

Granted the women's division would consist of 3 women and be extremely boring.

I wish the Jericho title reign that "never happened," actually did happen.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but it turns out Triple H actually wins it back in a match that same night instead of being reversed.

I wish WWE would bring Bra and Panties and/or Lingerie Pillow Fight matches back

[BigDaddyCool]

They do, bra and panties match with BDV v Husky Harris

I wish zombie macho man would work a match against Chris Ben-ghoul.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Granted, but both wrestlers work EXTREMELY stiff. :shifty:

I wish Kerwin White would have been given a chance to shine.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Granted, but everybody hates Chavo for playing him after his uncle died and he's fired after the gimmick runs its course. Also caught in the crossfire is Nick Nemeth who will never tell anybody that is name is indeed Dolph Ziggler.

I wish that referees would always know who the legal man is in a tag team match and actually enforce the tag team rules.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Granted, but everybody hates Chavo for playing him after his uncle died and he's fired after the gimmick runs its course. Also caught in the crossfire is Nick Nemeth who will never tell anybody that is name is indeed Dolph Ziggler.

I wish that referees would always know who the legal man is in a tag team match and actually enforce the tag team rules.

Granted, but then refs become more transparent on tv than ever as taking pay-offs from certain "elite" stables to "look the other way" when the WWE Tag Team Championships are on the line.

I wish the Hardcore Championship would return, albeit without the 24/7 rule.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but the only person that holds it is Trent Baretta

I wish Hornswoggle would disappear.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Granted, but the only person that holds it is Trent Baretta

I wish Hornswoggle would disappear.

Granted, but then Big Dick Johnson and Little Boogeyman are permanently signed as a tag team to the WWE roster and billed as "the world's smallest tag team".

I wish WWE would go back to letting the divas (Mae excluded) show slightly more skin, especially in the summer.

[parkmania]

Granted, but the skin they're allowed to show is their scalp, as WWE makes them all shave their heads.

I wish Chavo had been given the "sympathy push" instead of Rey.

[Ermaximus]

Granted his reign as champion is shorter than Rey's was.

I wish WWE had better competition to better their own product.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but said 'competition' is Wrestlicious

I wish Owen Hart had at least one World Title run

[loopydate]

Granted, but it was an excuse to hot-shot the belt to Duke "The Dumpster" Droese.

I wish Eric Bischoff had been part of the original Invasion.

[PorkSoda]

Granted, but the Invasion angle still would have flopped.

I wish Juventud Gurrera would return to the WWE as The Juice

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Granted, but he'd be sued by OJ Simpson for saying "the juice is loose" and the Rock for gimmick infridgment.

I wish that WHAT chants could be erased from existence.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but now stupid promos are heard in all their glory

I wish King of the Ring became a PPV again.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Granted, but the winner once again goes on a losing streak before denouncing the "King whatever" title within a couple of months.

I wish Brodus Clay would be given a singles push on SmackDown.</font>

[dronepool]

<font color=goldenrod>Granted, but the winner once again goes on a losing streak before denouncing the "King whatever" title within a couple of months.

I wish Brodus Clay would be given a singles push on SmackDown.</font>


Grant, but he has play off a gimmick as Randy Orton's transvestite lover.

I want Jeff Hardy to come back and out smoke R-Truth.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, they both contract lung cancer trying to out-smoke each other.

I wish we had the Six Sided ring back.

[Innovator]

Granted, but every match IS A SIX SIDED POLE MATCH

I wish CM Punk will stay and not leave this summer.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Granted, but his winless streak on PPV will extend into 2015.

I wish Skip Sheffield would return.</font>

[XL]

Granted, but they push him to return early, he has to work on an injured leg, which breaks again and has to be amputated leading to depression and suicide.

I wish Christian had been given his push in 2005.

[Sixx]

Granted, but you get AIDS.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I wish Maria and Velvet Sky would make a lesbian porno.</font>

[Shisen Kopf]

<font color=goldenrod>I wish Maria and Velvet Sky would make a lesbian porno.</font>

Granted but it is an orgy Porno with Mae Young and Kharma


I wish Brian Pillman hadn't died

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but he would become a jobber AND have to wrestle through pain.

I wish the X Division was taken more seriously

[Joesgonnakillyou]

Granted, but the X division roster now consists of Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair and the rookie of the year: Vince Russo.

I wish there was more technical wrestlers in the WWE roster

[parkmania]

Granted, but the NCAA Women's Football championship game draws better ratings, so Vince restarts the XFL as a women's league in a desperation move to stay in business.


I wish WWE would have brought Nick Dinsmore in as his "Shooter" persona instead of Eugene.

[Vastardikai]

Granted, but he'll be an actual "Shooter" as in an assassin.

I wish Eric Bischoff would shut up about the internet.

[XL]

Granted. But instead of focusing his disdain towards the internet fans via twitter, he focuses solely on you, following you around talking trash about you.

I wish Jeff Hardy would grow the fuck up about his drugs "hobby".

[BizarroKing]

Granted, now he retires from wrestling and becomes a dealer instead.

I wish WWE would promote TPWW.net

[loopydate]

Granted, but they censor posts the way they do signs in the arena, meaning every thread becomes about the greatness of John Cena.

I wish we had a payoff on the "I still remember" note.

[Vastardikai]

Granted, but the note was from Stevie Ray, leading to a pointless Harlem Heat feud.

I wish Rey lost the mask vs. hair match with CM Punk

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Granted, but they find some sort of loophole that allows Rey to keep his mask on anyway - making the entire blowoff to the feud pointless.

I wish they bothered to explain why Ryan, McGillicutty, and Otunga were able to recover from Orton's punt yet Husky Harris apparently didn't.</font>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Granted, but you will then have to have sex with Husky Harris with him as the pitcher.

I wish TNA would go out of business.

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but then Hogan will go to ROH

I wish British Bulldog was still alive.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Granted, but he would have badly re-injured his back while taking a Rock Bottom into dog poop and not be able to live properly.

I wish Disco Inferno and Alex Wright would come to WWE.</font>

[loopydate]

Granted, but they're renamed Muddy Shagwell and Kosmo Collins (thanks, WWE Developmental Talent Name Generator!) and given the gimmick of... being named Muddy Shagwell and Kosmo Collins. After six months of jobbing to Primo and Chris Masters on Superstars, they're both released.

I wish the European Title was still around.

[parkmania]

Granted, but only superstars who are billed from somewhere in Europe are eligible, and Sheamus and Wade Barrett just got repackaged as being from Hollywood.


I wish that Savage had not had a heart attack behind the wheel.

[loopydate]

Granted, instead he has a heart attack in his hotel room in Stamford before he leaves to meet with Vince about the Hall of Fame. They don't find Savage for days, and Vince thinks he's been stood up and swears that Savage will never enter the Hall, no matter the reason.

I wish that WWE had kept going with Muhammad Hassan instead of crossing the line with the "beheading" angle and killing him off after the London bombings.

[PorkSoda]

Granted, but WWE would have eventually turned Hassan face and make him into a joke character and have him team with Great Khali for no reason.

I wish Ultimate Warrior would return as a commentator.

[Shisen Kopf]

Granted but he would but Vince has too much destrucity in his heart and would fire him after a month.

I wish John Cena would go back to his wigger gimmick

[BizarroKing]

Granted, but now Cena's back in his wigger gimmick

I wish Cole would leave the booth

[The Jayman]

Granted, but his first real match he jobs to Mason Ryan

I wish Booker T would wrestle again

Well I got my wish for 1 night

[Innovator]

Granted, but now Cena's back in his wigger gimmick

I wish Cole would leave the booth

Granted, but he's going on a Goldbergesque streak of 200-0.

I wish Vince stepped away from the creative aspect.

[loopydate]

Granted, but he replaces himself with Russo.

I wish Randy Orton wouldn't go to the papers. Even if he had to.

[Vastardikai]

Granted, but he's going to the internet instead.

I wish Mr. Kennedy was still in WWE.

[XL]

Granted, but having been revealed as Vince's illegitimate son he is now involved in an incest angle...with Shane.

I wish Eric Young would be taken seriously.

[loopydate]

Granted, but it's because he's dead.

I wish WWE had capitalized on Kofi's crowd reactions during his feud with Orton and turned him into a top-tier babyface.

[BigDaddyCool]

Granted, Kofi was turned into a top-tier babyface and got a massive push that eclipsed John Cena and overcame the odds to beat everyone for 3 straight years, no-selling all the moves everyone used on him.

I wish wrestling was a bland piece of shit.

[The MAC]

granted. now the iwc can blame you for this shit.