QUANTUM LEAP : the wrestling episodes [Archive]

The MAC

06-04-2011, 05:34 AM

The series was abou Dr. Sam Beckett, a physicist who becomes lost in time following a time travel experiment, temporarily taking the places of other people to "put right what once went wrong".

You are to leap into wrestling history ,take the place of anybody, and put back what once went wrong. Be creative about it if you can. you dont have to be the person directly involved but someone that could prevent it.

OWEN HART: I go back in time and become Owen. Knowing that I will die in that accident I decide to get fired by shooting on Shawn Michaels in the ring. Sit out my 90 days and head to WCW for a lighter schedule.

Tommy Gunn

06-04-2011, 08:01 AM

Oh boy!

EDDIE GUERRERO: The day before I am supposed to die I go to the doctors and get extensive tests, hoping to avoid heart failure. I also make sure someone is with me on the night in question so that if the worst should happen I have a better chance of survival. Before I leap I also try and get through to Chris Benoit about hanging up his boots and leaving wrestling.

Xero

06-04-2011, 08:09 AM

Leap into Bret on the day of the screwjob. When the match comes up, and Shawn is about to put the Sharpshooter on, I get out of the ring and get blatantly counted out. I walk out with the belt and immediately leave the arena. I'm confronted by Vince, so I punch him in the eye before I leave.

I ship the WWF championship to Bischoff via Fedex and he does what he pleases with it the next night on Nitro.

Corporate CockSnogger

06-04-2011, 08:21 AM

I'd leap into CM Punk at some point while he was banging Maria.

Xero

06-04-2011, 08:23 AM

I'll leap into Randy Savage and to prevent the heart attack decide on shilling Cheerios, and not Slim Jims.

/too soon

Evil Vito

06-04-2011, 11:31 AM

<font color=goldenrod>Kinda boring here, but I'd leap into Daniel Bryan and prevent Tiegate from ever occuring. I'd put Justin Roberts in a LeBell Lock or something instead.

I always wonder if the angle would have played out any differently with 8 guys in the Nexus instead of 7. I somewhat doubt it. Would have just been one extra guy to voice their displeasure with WWE management. The only real benefit was the potential of getting some heel Bryan mannerisms for a couple months. He probably would have turned face at or slightly after SummerSlam anyway.</font>

BizarroKing

06-04-2011, 11:45 AM

Leap into Kevin Nash and talk Hogan out of doing the Fingerpoke of Doom.

Corporate CockSnogger

06-04-2011, 11:47 AM

If you're going to leap into Kevin Nash just do it on a day off from work, and sit around being Kevin Nash.

XCaliber

06-04-2011, 11:50 AM

Leap into The Rock and turn down the role of The Scorpion King in The Mummy Returns thus hopefully preventing his chances of ever making it in Hollywood.

Shisen Kopf

06-04-2011, 11:56 AM

Leap into Shockmaster and prevent him from falling. Then he would be the greatest of all time!

dhellova guy

06-04-2011, 12:26 PM

Leap into Ultimo Dragons taylor and make his cape shorter

mhirn3

06-04-2011, 12:28 PM

I'll leap into Randy Savage and to prevent the heart attack decide on shilling Cheerios, and not Slim Jims.

/too soon

I tried to rep this because I laughed my ass off but wasn't allowed to. I owe you one.

Majunior

06-04-2011, 02:32 PM

I'd jump into Trish Stratus, circa Summer of... 2001 I think? When she was out for like three months with an ankle injury. Three months of playing with my/herself.

Yeah, I'm not into this "greater good" thing.

SaskatchewanChamp

06-04-2011, 02:58 PM

Chris Benoit : Would have hired a hitman to kill that ungrateful bitch, and retard, instead of doing it myself.

06-04-2011, 04:09 PM

I really have no idea why you come here.

CSL

06-04-2011, 05:35 PM

He probably thinks his (quite awful) trolling is something exciting and original that we don't want to hear as opposed to what it actually is which is the same re-hashed stuff all of the mongs come out with when they get bored. That or he's just trying to get his account banned because he can't help but come here.

And Brian Pillman. I'd get somebody else to drive my Hummer.

CSL

06-04-2011, 05:37 PM

shuttup CSL you CUNT

SaskatchewanChamp

06-04-2011, 05:38 PM

shuttup CSL you CUNT

CSL

06-04-2011, 05:38 PM

:'(

CSL

06-04-2011, 05:42 PM

as much as my feelings are uncontrollably scorched right now, I can't help but be disappointed by the lack of creativity :-\

D Mac

06-04-2011, 07:14 PM

Chris Benoit : Would have hired a hitman to kill that ungrateful bitch, and retard, instead of doing it myself.

I'd leap into your father and wear a condom on the night where you were conceived to prevent you from being born.

SaskatchewanChamp

06-04-2011, 07:33 PM

I'd leap into your father and wear a condom on the night where you were conceived to prevent you from being born.

I wish I would have wore a condom when I was doing your fat mother, that may have prevented you from being born son. :foc:

06-05-2011, 04:11 AM

I'd leap into your father and wear a condom on the night where you were conceived to prevent you from being born.

I know you are but what am I? :foc:

06-05-2011, 04:12 AM

Seriously though, if you hate wrestling (and you seem to do so) and you despise internet wrestling fans (which you definately do), then why are you here? Why sign up? Why waste your time?

I don't get it.

The MAC

06-06-2011, 04:55 AM

get this fucking thread back on track nigga's!

Jordan

06-06-2011, 06:52 AM

I'd leap into Ted Turner and have Jim Crockette run WCW when I bought it. I'd also make WCW a combination of ever territory Vince didn't shut down, and use all of those hot spots to run shows. Basically, keep NWA the NWA.

SlickyTrickyDamon

06-06-2011, 07:04 AM

Jordan

06-06-2011, 04:15 PM

Good thread. Here's my other idea....

I'd leap into the head of Sony in like late 1990 and then use of my money to buy ECW, and then keep that shit afloat as Paul Heyman rock's our minds with the genius he was born with.

Jordan

06-06-2011, 04:16 PM

Why Sony? I dunno, their rich, they got music, it kinda goes together.

Schlomey

06-08-2011, 09:39 AM

I'd leap into Vince to know what a real pair of grapefruits feels like

Next Big Thing

06-08-2011, 12:23 PM

I'd leap into Vince to know what a real pair of grapefruits feels like

But you'd also end up finding out what Linda McMahon looks like with those grapefruits in her mouth. Is that really worth it?

Shisen Kopf

06-08-2011, 12:36 PM

Leap into Crispin Wah and make sure he fed the dogs before he let them out by the pool

06-08-2011, 01:07 PM

Jump into Vince McMahon and go along with the idea of a Wrestler's Union. Therefore potentially saving/prolonging the lives of many involved in the business.