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Rock Bottom
06-10-2011, 08:32 AM
BEING HIT WITH THE TIP OF JOHN CENA'S SHOULDER AS HE USES HIMSELF AS A PROJECTILE ON HIM. NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE. HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO DO ANYTHING BUT JUST FLING HIMSELF.

HE'S LIKE.

THE FUCKING JUNKYARD DOG, EXCEPT HE'S IN THE AIR.

Wrestlemania is going to be crazy. Rock has laid down for just about everyone at the main event level but to do it for Cena is going to make me seriously consider killing myself.

I am trying to find ways for The Rock to win and it just doesn't make sense. I can't find a logical reason. So I'm relying on the random chance that my TEENAGE HERO IS NOT GOING TO BE HIT WITH THE TIP OF JOHN CENA'S SHOULDER AS HE USES HIMSELF AS A PROJECTILE ON HIM. NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE. HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO DO ANYTHING BUT JUST FLING HIMSELF.

HE'S LIKE.

THE FUCKING JUNKYARD DOG, EXCEPT HE'S IN THE AIR.

Rock Bottom
06-10-2011, 08:33 AM
I am going to die from this.

Xero
06-10-2011, 08:33 AM
Don't post when you're intoxicated.

Sixx
06-10-2011, 08:35 AM
Don't post when you're intoxicated.

I'd have like 4 posts if I listened to you.

Xero
06-10-2011, 08:36 AM
Your intoxicated posts are fine. I was only referring to Rock Bottom, because his posts are terrible.

Rock Bottom
06-10-2011, 08:36 AM
No seriously this is wrong and it can't happen.

The fucked up thing is that all the Cena fans are like "no problem dawg, Cena gon whoop da rok azz u cant c me"

So there is like no pressure there at all because the kids aren't even scared when The Miz is like, "Look what you're doing to him. Make him say 'I quit,' or I'm going to take this grenade, and stick it in his ass, and pull the pin out and put it in your mouth."

Rock Bottom
06-10-2011, 08:37 AM
xero all you do is copy and paste shit from newsletters

do you even know what you're saying

this is a forum on the internet where people type shit. you're grading my message to the world

ur a faggot

Xero
06-10-2011, 08:38 AM
Yes I am.

Rock Bottom
06-10-2011, 08:40 AM
http://ikindofwantwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cenamove4.jpg

http://ikindofwantwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cenamove5.jpg

http://ikindofwantwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cenamove4.jpg

http://ikindofwantwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cenamove5.jpg

http://ikindofwantwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cenamove4.jpg

http://ikindofwantwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cenamove5.jpg

http://ikindofwantwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cenamove4.jpg

http://ikindofwantwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cenamove5.jpg

http://ikindofwantwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cenamove4.jpg

http://ikindofwantwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cenamove5.jpg

SlickyTrickyDamon
06-10-2011, 08:56 AM
Because winning and losing matters in Entertainment.

XL
06-10-2011, 09:02 AM
I am going to die from this.
*Crosses fingers for a Cena win*

(NOTE: Whilst that sounds like I'm wishing death on somebody, I am not doing that. In a serious way. Although some kind of injury to the hands would probably benefit everybody involved)

XL
06-10-2011, 09:03 AM
Because winning and losing matters in Entertainment.
It does to Charlie Sheen.

Juan
06-10-2011, 09:03 AM
omg teh rock better win, guyz

MoFo
06-10-2011, 11:04 AM
cena sux

BigDaddyCool
06-10-2011, 11:09 AM
Hmmm, I already saw HBK lay down for Cena.

Nicky Fives
06-10-2011, 11:46 AM
If Cena wins, there might actually be a riot in Miami.....

JimmyMess
06-10-2011, 11:54 AM
that is the same thing.

And of course Cena has to win.... as long as they make it a good match I'm satisfied.

The Rock will always be the Rock.. its not like they said "Oh shit Hogan lost to the Rock now he means nothing"

"ITS EVOLUTIONNN BABBBAAAAAAAYYYYYY"

CLAM iNATOR
06-10-2011, 11:54 AM
Meh, the "People's Champ" hasn't been good in the ring for at least several years now. Why shouldn't Cena get the big Wrestlemania Rub here? He deserves it for the time he's put into the company.

dingdongyo
06-10-2011, 11:57 AM
http://images.suite101.com/2031597_com_whipit.jpg

BigDaddyCool
06-10-2011, 11:59 AM
Meh, the "People's Champ" hasn't been good in the ring for at least several years now. Why shouldn't Cena get the big Wrestlemania Rub here? He deserves it for the time he's put into the company.

Neither really need the Mainia rub...

CLAM iNATOR
06-10-2011, 12:10 PM
Also the Rock wasn't my "teenage hero" so I don't factor that into my decision making.

Rammsteinmad
06-10-2011, 03:45 PM
http://ikindofwantwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cenamove5.jpg

Who is Cena tackling here?

Xero
06-10-2011, 04:28 PM
Pretty sure it's Cody.

Xero
06-10-2011, 04:32 PM
In all seriousness in terms of the topic at hand, if The Rock isn't returning to working programs AT LEAST twice a year and wrestling at least once per program, The Rock should absolutely job. If not, Cena HAS to win. Otherwise it just gives the vibe of "the old generation is better than the current generation". And regardless of what you may think about that, that's something they should not be putting out there.

And yes, you do get that if Rock goes over and stays, but at least you're getting more out of Rock than one program.

The Naitch
06-10-2011, 04:37 PM
Pretty sure it's Cody.

looks like Otunga :-\ Maybe it is Cody, cuz of the tights. Otunga wears a thong when he wrestles

anyways, I'm with RB, I don't wanna see Rock get tagged by the shoulder tip

Xero
06-10-2011, 04:41 PM
This was my "Teenage Hero", for the record:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/stonecold-steve-austin-tm.jpg

Rammsteinmad
06-10-2011, 04:45 PM
Pretty sure it's not Cody because of the hair/beard/tights, but doesn't look like Otunga either.

Really frustrated now. I will find out who that is! :mad:

Xero
06-10-2011, 04:51 PM
It's Cody, from this match:

<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l0MPJOlRDP0?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l0MPJOlRDP0?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>

That same sign on the far left is in this video. And it's not a beard, just a shadow.

The Naitch
06-10-2011, 04:53 PM
Pretty sure it's not Cody because of the hair/beard/tights, but doesn't look like Otunga either.

Really frustrated now. I will find out who that is! :mad:

the face/cheeks looks like Cody, but the hair doesn't.

there is this pic though, but it's not from the shoulder block pic because of Cena's green wristband

http://www.wrestlingvalley.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/John-Cena-vs-Cody-Rhodes.JPG

The Naitch
06-10-2011, 04:54 PM
ANOTHER VERSION

http://images.teamtalk.com/08/08/800x600/WWE-RAW-John-Cena-Cody-Rhodes_1129151.jpg

Rammsteinmad
06-10-2011, 04:55 PM
It's Cody, from this match:

<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/l0MPJOlRDP0?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/l0MPJOlRDP0?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="390"></object>

That same sign on the far left is in this video. And it's not a beard, just a shadow.

Oh wow, totally don't ever remember Cody having any design on his trunks... whatever. Thanks for solving that one Xero. And I still have seven minutes of internet time left. :D

The Naitch
06-10-2011, 04:56 PM
sorry Xero for ignoring your post
\

problem solved

Rammsteinmad
06-10-2011, 04:56 PM
ANOTHER VERSION

http://images.teamtalk.com/08/08/800x600/WWE-RAW-John-Cena-Cody-Rhodes_1129151.jpg

Wow, that's like the WWE All Stars version.

Xero
06-10-2011, 04:59 PM
http://images.teamtalk.com/08/08/800x600/WWE-RAW-John-Cena-Cody-Rhodes_1129151.jpg

Tonight, on the CBS 6 news, John Cena viciously attacks a man with a running shoulder block. He is still on the loose and is considered shouldered and dangerous.

chrisat928
06-10-2011, 05:19 PM
Why in wrestling is it okay to dislike or even hate someone yet talk about them non-stop?

XL
06-10-2011, 09:12 PM
That's not exclusive to wrestling. Do you not go outside?

chrisat928
06-10-2011, 11:53 PM
It's just more prevalent in wrestling.

I've never run into someone saying how they hate someone and then talk at length about them.

SlickyTrickyDamon
06-11-2011, 12:06 AM
My Teenage Hero (and beyond)

<img src="http://www.friendship-quotes.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/george_carlin_3.jpg" id="il_fi" height="338" width="253" style="padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; padding-bottom: 8px; ">

CSL
06-11-2011, 12:18 AM
Rock Bottom appears to be PorkSoda's retarded older brother

CSL
06-11-2011, 12:19 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hAvg6hHVg2E/TdNmldoOcmI/AAAAAAAAAPw/9ZDw8CF03Oo/s400/FlashingColors.gif

that should keep him occupied for a few days

Xero
06-11-2011, 12:34 AM
My Teenage Hero (and beyond)

<img src="http://www.friendship-quotes.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/george_carlin_3.jpg" id="il_fi" height="338" width="253" style="padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; padding-bottom: 8px; ">

He became my hero after my teens.

Juan
06-11-2011, 12:40 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hAvg6hHVg2E/TdNmldoOcmI/AAAAAAAAAPw/9ZDw8CF03Oo/s400/FlashingColors.gif

that should keep him occupied for a few days



I just reblogged that pic on tumblr

Rock Bottom
06-11-2011, 04:48 AM
i might have my feelings hurt if all the people insulting me weren't doing so in americas funniest home video monologue style

Rock Bottom
06-11-2011, 04:49 AM
also i am not trying to make the rock anyones teenage hero, u should share ur teenage hero without fear of reprisal

Rock Bottom
06-11-2011, 04:49 AM
unless they are gay then you should just pick another one

Wishbone
06-11-2011, 07:27 AM
If Rocky loses I won't be losing any sleep over it. Honestly haven't given a crap about him since... huh..... guess I never really gave a crap about Rock.... weird :-\

BTW this is my teenage hero
http://www.failedhumor.com/images/upload/Hugh_Hefner_id_31695full.jpg

Beth Phoenix Fan
06-11-2011, 10:24 AM
my teenage heroes and heroines

Bret Hitman Hart and Beth Phoenix

http://i49.tinypic.com/2czzmtz.jpg

Big Daddy Cool Diesel

http://i20.servimg.com/u/f20/09/00/93/45/sans_t10.jpg

Daniel Bryan

http://www.thepowerbomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/DBD.png

Christian

http://tribalwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/christian-wwe-champion.jpg

and

eve torres and natalya

http://www.redhotdivas.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/divasfootball.jpg