Zack Ryder Released (PS Can someone call XL a doctor) (PPS He wasn't really)

[Tazz Dan]

Not really, but what were your initial thoughts when you seen this thread?

[Tazz Dan]

Discuss

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Obviously fake?

Then again, even if it was true, doubt I'd lose any sleep.

[Tazz Dan]

Of course it is. Just thought I'd see how people would truely react if this travisty was to ever occur.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Don't we close threads when James Steele does this?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Maybe that's just because of HHH. DUNNO.

[Tazz Dan]

No, because he likes to troll like that. I'm after some genuine emotion.

[Tazz Dan]

Hot thread here right now

[Tazz Dan]

The Todd and Hasney show

[Tazz Dan]

Nobody else obviously cares :'(

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Ah OK. If this were to be real, I would be inclined to feel like this:

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[James Steele]

I don't troll, its just how I roll. [/word life]

[Tazz Dan]

Like a fortune cookie?

[Tazz Dan]

Troll really was the wrong word. I apologise James.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Yeah, it's like the disappointing final course of a depressing Chinese meal. No-one cares about it.

The main course of sadness would still be Tarver.

[James Steele]

If you like, I can show you how to super HHH troll. It's been awhile.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I think this thread needs a Hunter-bomb.

[Tazz Dan]

Yeah, it's like the disappointing final course of a depressing Chinese meal. No-one cares about it.

The main course of sadness would still be Tarver.

That's depressing

If you like, I can show you how to super HHH troll. It's been awhile.

Sure. Just do it in your own thread.

[James Steele]

That's depressing



Sure. Just do it in your own thread.

Quit being such a suckass just because you want to win Wrestling Forum Champion. Be a man. Be yourself.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Don't worry Mr. Steele. I have given Mr. Dan a gift he may not forget. :cool:

[James Steele]

This threads needs some HLA...


HUNTER LASCIVIOUS ACTION

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[James Steele]

That is how you kill a shitty thread, friends.

[Tazz Dan]

Is that all you have? :'(

[XL]

At first I was like "WTF".

Then I was like "It's not all that suprising".

Now I just think that Tazz Dan has gone down in my estimation.

[chrisat928]

My first thought was, 'lol internet.'

[Shadow]

I just about had a heart attack.

[Tazz Dan]

To be fair XL, I was purely after a natural reaction by anybody who actually believed it.

[GoneFishing]

My initial thoughts: "Yeah right. Saskatchewan made a troll thread."

[Tazz Dan]

Who are you?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It'll probably happen today now. And it'll be all your fault.</font>

[Tazz Dan]

:(

[Schlomey]

Honestly I got a really pissed off look on my face.

[St. Jimmy]

My first thoughts: I TOLD YOU SO

[Sixx]

Vince is gonna read this and go "Yeah, good idea, need to make some budget cuts anyways".

[Savio]

I thought "Great now he will go to TNA and they will kill his magic"

[djoutcry]

:O :O :O

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[StevieA79]

I wasn't fooled for a minute.

I can promise you one of two things with Zack Ryder.

1). He will make the biggest heel turn in history once he makes it onto full time WWE tv by turning on the fans. If you look at his character and the way he has built up his following online he could so easily stop doing the things that the fans love and they would soon hate him. Much like Jericho stopped doing the things the fans loved when he turned heel. Someone like Big O could be an enforcer for Zack Ryder.

2. The WWE are smarter than you think. Afterall how many of you crave something you can't have? How many youtube users crave Zack Ryder to be on tv full time? I look at it this way absence makes the heart fonder, you are only getting a taste of what Zack Ryder can do and all this time the fans are being cock teased. I suspect that WWE could be purposely cock teasing the fans to build up such a following that when Zack does make it to full time WWE tv he will become on of the most popular superstars WWE has.

Look at how the videos have progressed, it's almost as if Zack is preparing for something. It's a story, will the story have a happy ending or will it leave a bitter taste in peoples mouths?

If I am wrong and WWE are just going against Zack and don't like the fact that he's gaining a following online without them and they are putting Zack in his place if you like by keeping him off full time WWE tv until they themselves say he is ready, or creative have something for him then more fool them. Zack could be one of the biggest superstars in the WWE with the right storylines and opponents. He is primed for success and big props to him for having the creativity and drive to do that, if I was a WWE employee I would be doing something similar to this rather than waiting on creative like most.

Ultimately I believe there's more to this than meets the eye and I thought more people might see that.

[Triple Naitch]

This thread needs more Triple H.

[jskinnyg]

I would have been pissed at another wasted opportunity... But you fucking fooled me dammit...

[XL]

To be fair XL, I was purely after a natural reaction by anybody who actually believed it.
I wouldn't be too concerned with going down in my estimation anyways. Firstly, because I have no "pull" here and secondly because there's no way you could drop below some people here.

[Innovator]

"OhIguessIknowwhoColt'sguestwillbewaitaminuteIthinkthisisfakeyeahthisisfakewhothefuckmadethisthread"

[XL]

It has now dawned on me that the correct answer to this thread should have been...

"Are you serious, bro!?"

[Ermaximus]

Tazz Dan, how many neg reps have you gotten because of this thread bro?

[XCaliber]

My first thought was so much for the Ryder Revolution but thankfully it's fake.

[djoutcry]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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[XCaliber]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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lol July FAIL wwwyki bro.

[djoutcry]

lol July FAIL wwwyki bro.

what on Earth are u talkin about :shifty: (;))

look at my posts...it clearly says June sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh :shifty:

[Cool King]

Seventh line of the second paragraph.

[djoutcry]

Seventh line of the second paragraph.

yeah, it says June :-\

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XCaliber is fooling around too much with photoshop...:shifty:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

To be fair, it wasn't funny regardless of the date on the paper.

[djoutcry]

To be fair, it wasn't funny regardless of the date on the paper.

to be fair...i..

I HATE YOU!!

:'(

[ron the dial]

schocking!

[GoneFishing]

Who are you?

A person that posts so rarely that there's a "Who are you?" reaction whenever he posts.

[Nervous Ferret]

Oh shit, nearly had a heart attack until I realized the bag was on me. Good 1 m8

[CSL]

vintage Tazz Dan

[XL]

A person that posts so rarely that there's a "Who are you?" reaction whenever he posts.
You should have thrown your name in the "KotWF" poll.

[RiX1024]

I would be well fcked off if he gets released.

[parkmania]

I'll admit to saying "WHAT?!" when I saw the thread, but then I quickly realized that I was on the front page and Ryan "El Douche" Clark hadn't reported it, so it had to be a fake.

[The Naitch]

first thing that came to mind when reading this thread....

Somewhere in America, Big O is on his way to find Vince with a loaded shotgun

[dronepool]

My initial thoughts were "ha, finally. he sucked".

[Malfeitor]

Apparently everything happens under a Tazz Dan moderation.

[XL]

Just saw this again and my heart skipped a beat.

FUCK YOU TAZZ DAN!!

[Juan]

My initial thoughts were "ha, finally. he sucked".

lol is there anything you do like?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I've edited the title now everyone has reacted and hopefully saved horrible feelings in XL's chest.

[Tazz Dan]

MOD ABUSE

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I think looking out for the well being of the posters is top-drawer modding.

Take notes, Tazz Dan.

[James Steele]

lol is there anything you do like?

Cocks in his mouth.

[Tazz Dan]

I will note this. I will also bring it up quite often too. Actually, I'll be noting everything you do from now on :)