*OFFICIAL* WWE Capitol Punishment Thread

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://www.wrestlingtube.org/wrestling-event/wwe-capitol-punishment-2011.jpg




WWE Championship - John Cena vs. R-Truth
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/05/20110606_cp_cena_truth.jpg


World Heavyweight Championship - Randy Orton vs. Christian
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/06/20110610_cp_ortonchristian.jpg


The Miz vs. Alex Riley
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/05/20110606_cp_miz_riley.jpg


Intercontinental Championship - Wade Barrett vs. Ezekiel Jackson
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/06/20110608_cp_wadeezekiel.jpg


United States Championship - Kofi Kingston vs. Dolph Ziggler
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/06/20110606_cp_kofi_dolph.jpg


Big Show vs. Alberto Del Rio
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/06/20110613_cp_delrio_bigshow.jpg



CM Punk vs. Rey Mysterio
http://www.wwe.com/f/match/image/2011/06/20110613_cp_rey_cmpunk.jpg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

If only this was Capital Punishment so we could have Cena executed.

[VSG]

Looks like a pretty good card "wrestling-wise". Here's to an R-Truth win!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Here's to a Batista run-in in DC

[GD]

I really hope that they squeeze in a Jack Swagger - Evan AirBourne match. I really hope that there are no diva bouts on the show and last but not the least I really hope that the Smackdown World Heavyweight Championship match gets to go last on the card.

[mike adamle]

Eh, I dunno, should be having an empty arena match in the white house or some shit.

[Triple Naitch]

Hey guys, have you seen this cartoon depicting John Cena, Rey Mysterio, and our president Barack Obama as a referee?


I wonder what it would be like if the superstars of WWE ran the White House press conference?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dunno. But I'd bet it would be as racist as that caricature.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I actually am sort of intrigued by this PPV. I don't think it will burn the house down or anything, but it's got the potential to be solid. I'm saving my cash for Money in the Bank, though.

[Volare]

I'm waiting for Truth to say something about Obama.

[Nicky Fives]

I'm thinking it'll be a decent PPV tonight..... not great, not terrible..... but decent.....

[James Steele]

Dunno. But I'd bet it would be as racist as that caricature.

What is so racist about that caricature? Also, I just now noticed that have Rey Mysterio standing on/jumping off a wooden crate. Is that what you are referring to?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

No it is not, James Steele.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The throwaway cards usually produce good to excellent PPVs. With low expectations WWE tends to open up and get a little more exciting with their booking. This isn't quite a throwaway card but it could still be an excellent show with the people involved.

[parkmania]

Does anyone know who did the art for the poster? I'm kinda curious if it was Lawler.

[Flash Funk]

Need a stream please...rep on the line

[Droford]

Needs more Robocop

[Verbose Minch]

Anybody have a link to that site Ryan Clark keeps talking about? The one where you pay like 5 bucks to watch the stream?

[owenbrown]

justin.tv's chat boxes won't load at all...so much for TPWW chat tonight

[Flash Funk]

since James Steele still hasnt let me in the stream group :(

[James Steele]

You haven't yet met the requirements.

[Xero]

justin.tv's chat boxes won't load at all...so much for TPWW chat tonight

It's working just takes forever to load.

[James Steele]

Supreme, what is so racist about that Obama caricature?

[Flash Funk]

Which are what exactly?

[James Steele]

I've posted them numerous times. Go find them. It is mainly length of membership and productive posts.

[TheChairman]

Anyone have a stream?

[Flash Funk]

Productive posts? You're a dick.. I am sure the 17,000 posts of yours about HBK's lackey are real productive

[James Steele]

You'll never get in now you dumb cunt.

[Flash Funk]

Ahh damn, my day is shot.. Do us all a favor and put a bag over that avatar

[James Steele]

Never.

[parkmania]

Interesting taped promo from Truth to open the show.

[Poit]

Spanish announce table!

[parkmania]

I miss the days where it wasn't a true PPV unless someone went through the Spanish announce table.

[owenbrown]

!bitchslap justin tv chat

[CSL]

HEELZiggler

[Cool King]

Right, so my stream has just died.

Is anyone kind enough to give me a link to another one?

[Cool King]

It's cool. It's working now.

[parkmania]

When did the saying change from "off the hook" to "off the chain"?

[Emperor Smeat]

Is the WWE trying out some new camera angles this ppv?

I don't remember them ever using a rotating one around the ring although it made the ring look very small than normal.

[Poit]

I think they used the rotating camera for NXT.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

When did the saying change from "off the hook" to "off the chain"?

Black Peoples Convention of 1998

[James Steele]

Supreme, that is racist.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hate how no commentator in the WWE now actually sells being outraged when a face gets screwed.

[Theo Dious]

Supreme, that is racist.

No way man, I was there and that was totally how it went down.

[RawRocks]

Riley vs Miz now up

[FourFifty]

Just tuned in to scope out Miz/A-Ry. Did I miss anything?

[parkmania]

Nice reverse DDT by Miz.

[CSL]

lol Cole's really subdued '...there's nothing wrong with having heroes King'

[GD]

Just tuned in to scope out Miz/A-Ry. Did I miss anything?


Ziggler won the United States strap.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

wonder if they're intentionally having Riley do like no actual wrestling moves in order to make him seem "greener"

been all punches and kicks so far

oh wait there's a spinebuster

[GD]

Riley wins with Edge's finisher.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

What???

Really?

Really!?!?

[Poit]

What the balls?

[GD]

Booker needs to quit.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Stolen finisher :love::love:

A-Ri must've read my thread!!!!!!!

[CSL]

what's the surprise?

[parkmania]

Terrible Obama impersonation.

[Poit]

Ugh.

[parkmania]

I'd rather have Jillian Hall back than listen to Vickie sing.

[Emperor Smeat]

Surprised at Riley winning but great start to the show so far.

:D Sgt. Slaughter

:wtf: weird-looking Obama

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol @ completely obvious republican dig

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Yeah who's this guy?

[parkmania]

I wonder how much each text vote is gonna cost tomorrow night.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Love how they try and make Big Show seem like a T-Rex or something in his promos.

[GD]

What???

Really?

Really!?!?

Edgecution.

[GD]

Why does Alberto look so happy? He is going to get his ass kicked by the Giant.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Edgecution.

No, I know that, I'm just more surprised by Riley going over cleanly.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Mark Henry?

Huh?

Way to sell that beating.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

hahaha holy shit

[GD]

Interpromotional warfare.

[RawRocks]

Mark Henry .. hmmm

[Cool King]

Now that was cool.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

How can Del Rio win by count out if the match never started? And if the match started, why wasn't Del Rio DQ'd? I'm confused

[GD]

Shut up Booker!

[Supreme Olajuwon]

How can Del Rio win by count out if the match never started? And if the match started, why wasn't Del Rio DQ'd? I'm confused

forfeit?

[parkmania]

I miss the days where it wasn't a true PPV unless someone went through the Spanish announce table.

A return to the good old days!

[GD]

There should be a honorary Big Show moaning thread.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

forfeit?

I guess, that's what Cole just said.

[GD]

Show is in the ring. ZOMG!

[GD]

I guess, that's what Cole just said.

He is clearing reading this thread.

[GD]

Nasty chokeslam.

[CSL]

lol that's a great bit of selling from Show

[GD]

Alberto wins! Alberto wins! I am happy.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Despite the randomness of the beginning, I really enjoyed that match. Told a great story. Plus, that chokeslam was nasty.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

The only problem is, I really do not want a Mark Henry/Big Show feud.

[GD]

They are building Del Rio for the Money in the Bank PPV or a Championship match for SummerSlam.

[djoutcry]

lol i take my eyes of the tv and i heard k kwik say "we need to get these bitches done"...then i realized he said "pictures" not "bitches"

:shifty:

[Cool King]

lol, Fingerpoke of Doom.

[djoutcry]

its funny how much wade has sunk...from a title picture with cena to.....this.

sorta reminds me of regal...

[Poit]

Vintage foreigner heel.

[GD]

Wade Barrett is amazing!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I don't often buy wrestling DVD's, but I'm tempted with that Nitro DVD. Is it meant to be a good one?

[djoutcry]

y do non-american heels have to insult USA to garner heat...

[Corporate CockSnogger]

y do non-american heels have to insult USA to garner heat...

Easy target.

[djoutcry]

YES!! I'm planning on buying it too. I stocked up on wrestling DVDs from Blockbuster since they are goin bankrupt in Canada (they are closing down) I got 6 wrestling DVDs for $12 total :)

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I want an American heel to insult America. Not like Hassan did. I want someone to just go out and mock them Chris Hardwick style.

Also, why the hell are they chanting USA? No one in the ring is from America besides the ref.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

its funny how much wade has sunk...from a title picture with cena to.....this.

sorta reminds me of regal...

to a title match on a PPV?

what a jobber!

[What Would Kevin Do?]

HAHAHA! Cole beat me to it.

[djoutcry]

Easy target.

i suppose...sorta cheap and repetitive. It's like, it's expected now.

not that I care about the states...since I'm Canadian

[CSL]

Steve Regal huh

[Poit]

Are the USA chants for Lil Naitch?

[djoutcry]

to a title match on a PPV?

what a jobber!

for a title that does not even matter anymore..

[djoutcry]

I want an American heel to insult America. Not like Hassan did. I want someone to just go out and mock them Chris Hardwick style.

Also, why the hell are they chanting USA? No one in the ring is from America besides the ref.

haha :lol:

[Nicky Fives]

"WE WANT RYDER" chants.....

[Poit]

We want Ryder chants!

[djoutcry]

is the RAW GM reveal tomorrow? Or did I hear wrong last RAW? (didn't mean to go off on a tagent...just remembered when my iPhone did that text message tone that the GM uses on RAW)

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I don't know about you, but when Wade Barrett got a title match against Cena, I assumed he would be in every title match for the next 15 years.

BUT LOOK HOW FAR HE'S FALLEN LOL

[CSL]

Ryder chants

owww have mercyyyy

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: "We Want Ryder" mini-chant during Barrett-Zeke match

[Cool King]

Awesome, We Want Ryder chants.

[djoutcry]

WE WANT RYDER!!!!!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Lol at the brief Ryder chants.

[owenbrown]

2 things.....

1) It's so obvious Cena's gonna win tonight it's ridiculous

2) This people's choice Raw tomorrow night is gonna be insanely bias in favor of Cena, Rey Mysterio, and if Smackdown is there Randy Orton.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Think my stream is a couple of minutes behind.

[Nicky Fives]

uhoh...... Zeke kicks out of a finisher...... not looking good for Barrett to retain....

[djoutcry]

1) Cena is going to lose

2) the people's choice tomorrow is never people's choice. It's all pre-determined/rigged/scheduled. They just want the "Universe" to feel involved by sending in texts that will not be tallied/read

[Supreme Olajuwon]

2 things.....

1) It's so obvious Cena's gonna win tonight it's ridiculous

2) This people's choice Raw tomorrow night is gonna be insanely bias in favor of Cena, Rey Mysterio, and if Smackdown is there Randy Orton.

Thanks for your groundbreaking opinions. You really took a risk posting these things.

[CSL]

good ol' Michael Cole killing a nearfall

[Graveler]

The crowd probably is chanting U.S.A to show pride in their country rather than to support the face.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Not fond of when "midcard" wrestlers kick out of each others finishers. Seems like it should be a main event kind of thing.

[CSL]

1) Cena is going to lose

2) the people's choice tomorrow is never people's choice. It's all pre-determined/rigged/scheduled. They just want the "Universe" to feel involved

ok Meltzer

[Nicky Fives]

new champ.....

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://celebkiller.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/tupac_suge_snoop.JPG1.jpeg

[CSL]

lolll Barrett tapping out on Jackson's head/face

[djoutcry]

wtf is Jerry doin....lol


i wasn't expecting this voice....bad on the stick...

[Nicky Fives]

Zeke needs to never talk..... ever..... he's turrible.....

[Skippord]

I like bullies

[CSL]

apparently Alicia Fox was smuggled out and replaced by Rihanna

[djoutcry]

http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/image_pictures/0229/8854/nation_of_domination_crop_340x234.jpg

[VSG]

lol just tuned in to see Fake Obama. WTF is going on?

[djoutcry]

this obama look-a-like looks like a black lesbian...

so i guess he does look like the real deal

[Skippord]

Fake Obama makes me hate myself

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I love the fact that CM Punk doesn't give a fuck.

[Nicky Fives]

Punk needs far more promo time....

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I liked Punks and Mysterios feud last year, and this is bound to be a good match. But I think I'd rather see them each in different feuds.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

OMG they just foreshadowed a Punk win

that cant be true can it?

CAN IT

[djoutcry]

rey match...


sigh, is he gonna shave punks pubes now?

[What Would Kevin Do?]

OMG they just foreshadowed a Punk win

that cant be true can it?

CAN IT

It's just a shimmer of hope they give you to hold on to, so they can laugh at your devastation when he loses yet again.

[Rock Bottom]

He said he was going to do the most 'honest' thing.

Worried it's 'resign.'

[Supreme Olajuwon]

not gonna lie, those are pretty sick tights Rey

[Poit]

the people's choice tomorrow is never people's choice. It's all pre-determined/rigged/scheduled. They just want the "Universe" to feel involved by sending in texts that will not be tallied/read

It's a conspiracy! R-Truth was right!

[rated rjo]

The arrogance in Punk's promo reminded me of a young HBK.

Remind me again why this man is not chasing the WWE title?

[Cool King]

Actually, I don't think Punk's father was nice at all.

I remember reading that the reason Punk is Straight Edge is because his father was an alcoholic. :-\

[Nicky Fives]

The arrogance in Punk's promo reminded me of a young HBK.

Remind me again why this man is not chasing the WWE title?

He's not John Cena.....

[Rock Bottom]

Mysterio grinned a little bit when they chanted CM Punk.

[djoutcry]

after cenas entrance, i want the crowd to dish back his ugly ass tshirt ala ECW

[djoutcry]

if Rey wasn't in the WWE...what would Punk be doing right now? Main Event? Jobbing? In TNA?

[Rock Bottom]

Maybe CM Punk will admit that he's the raw GM, lol.

[CSL]

djoutcry with all the original and informed opinions tonight

[What Would Kevin Do?]

He said he was going to do the most 'honest' thing.

Worried it's 'resign.'

That was actually my first thought too. I could see it being something like " Screw you people, I hate it here, see ya."

They keep having him say stuff like that though. "Change the face of the WWE," "Only honest thing."

Maybe they are building up to something.

[djoutcry]

RAW GM = Jericho

(or Lockjaw)

(or....JBL?)

(or....Batista :|)

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Punk is pretty much this generations Jericho. He's great on the mic, great in the ring, makes his opponents look great, and doesn't need to win to keep his heat. So yeah, he'll never make it "big."

[Supreme Olajuwon]

RAW GM = Jericho

(or Lockjaw)

(or....JBL?)

(or....Batista :|)

settle down

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I love that two former wrestlers, who are announcers, can't figure out what a body scissor is.

[djoutcry]

settle down

yes sir. :(

[Nicky Fives]

I love Booker's laugh..... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

[Supreme Olajuwon]

oh damn that hurts

Punk's eyes are watering :(

[djoutcry]

lol "ow"??

really?

really.

[rated rjo]

He's not John Cena.....

It was a trick question... There is NO good reason Punk is not in the title hunt.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

That exchange was fricking badass!

[djoutcry]

OMFG!

[CSL]

never liked the back suplex from the top, such a bump to take for what is usually nothing in terms of a payoff

[GD]

Beautiful kick by Punk.

[djoutcry]

never liked the back suplex from the top, such a bump to take for what is usually nothing in terms of a payoff

so true.

[GD]

Good match.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

PUNK WINS!!! PUNK WINS!!!

[CSL]

that was a pretty finish

[Supreme Olajuwon]

PUNK WINS PUNK WINS PUNK WINS

THE STREAK IS OVER

[GD]

Beautiful counter by Punk.

[Nicky Fives]

Punk Wins?

[djoutcry]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Excellent match. Dead Crowd though.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Hey Supreme. Update your Punk loss thread. Is that like 18-2 now or something?

[owenbrown]

PUNK WINS! ajdrhaewuirheqjhrjeqhwjrnaosdjaejroiar

[GD]

Punk beats Cena and Mysterio in the same week. This is something.

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Punk won a ppv match

[rated rjo]

That counter was SIIIIIICKKKKKK!!!!

[Nicky Fives]

What are the odds of Cena losing?

100,000 to 1?

[VSG]

Well damn, he actually won.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Maybe they're going to build Punk back up a bit so they can do Punk vs Austin?

[GD]

It saddens me to see Smackdown not getting a PPV main event (last match) spot in a while.

[Rock Bottom]

I don't know, maybe they read Supreme's thread and realized what they have been doing to the guy.

[GD]

Orton is way too bad ass to wear the World Heavyweight title belt around his waist.

[Nicky Fives]

Wow..... the crowd is dead for Randy.....

[Theo Dious]

I haven't been paying a lot of attention lately, is the whole Orton's concussion thing legit?

[djoutcry]

the crowd is generally dead

rey's asai moonsault was picture perfect....not even a squeak from the crowd...

not much of a pop for either man in this match either

[Theo Dious]

Orton is way too bad ass to wear the World Heavyweight title belt around his waist.

And to shave on a regular basis apparently.

[rated rjo]

It saddens me to see Smackdown not getting a PPV main event (last match) spot in a while.

When was the last time they had a SD main event?... was it Punk v. Hardy?

[djoutcry]

I haven't been paying a lot of attention lately, is the whole Orton's concussion thing legit?

yes

[Eighty 0ne]

Can someone hit me with a stream?

[Nicky Fives]

When was the last time they had a SD main event?... was it Punk v. Hardy?

Hell In A Cell 2010..... Kane beat Undertaker as Paul Bearer turned on him

[GD]

I haven't been paying a lot of attention lately, is the whole Orton's concussion thing legit?

He indicated on his twitter account that he had suffered a concussion is Spain (not sure). It seems like he is selling it right now.

It would be a shame if Christian doesn't win tonight.

[djoutcry]

Can someone hit me with a stream?

www.megalive.com/?v=KZXVHGEZ

or

copy and paste this into ur browser: mms://209.51.195.226/wwecp2011live

it will then open up in media player

[Supreme Olajuwon]

When was the last time they had a SD main event?... was it Punk v. Hardy?

Well Del Rio won the Rumble as a member of Smackdown if you wanna count that

[GD]

When was the last time they had a SD main event?... was it Punk v. Hardy?

Kane versus the Undertaker for the World Heavyweight title at Hell in a Cell inside Hell in a Cell.

[rated rjo]

Hell In A Cell 2010..... Kane beat Undertaker as Paul Bearer turned on him

Thanks.

[Nicky Fives]

Kane versus the Undertaker for the World Heavyweight title at Hell in a Cell inside Hell in a Cell.

Is there an echo in here..... :shifty:

[djoutcry]

botched spinebuster...randy is actually hurt

"STUPID! STUPID!!!"

[GD]

Orton is over selling.

[GD]

Is there an echo in here..... :shifty:

:roll:

[Xero]

Kane versus the Undertaker for the World Heavyweight title at Hell in a Cell inside Hell in a Cell.

Kane over via flashlight.

[RawRocks]

Randy should not be wrestling in this condition. This is crazy.

[Nicky Fives]

Orton seems very 'hokey' selling his head à la 1996 pilled-up Shawn Michaels.....

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Orton just busted out his badass over the shoulder neckbreaker! NICE!

[CSL]

yeahhh that was pretty

[GD]

SPEAR! SPEAR!

[CSL]

hey Cole ruined another nearfall

[GD]

MOTHER FUCK!

[djoutcry]

great match

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Nice sequence leading to the spear then.

[Theo Dious]

Has anybody ever won a title with an announcer squealing "NEW CHAMPION! NEW CHAMPION!!!"

[Nicky Fives]

I don't like Christian using the Spear..... I'd rather he use the Impaler, but that's already taken apparently.....

[GD]

HIS FOOT WAS UNDER THE MOTHER FUCKING ROPE!

[Nicky Fives]

and Christian's foot was under the bottom rope.....

[djoutcry]

fuck.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Was sure Christian was gonna get his foot on the rope then.

[Poit]

Balls.

[CSL]

his foot was under the rope innit

[RawRocks]

Great match.. How Randy kept the title is beyond me.

[rated rjo]

I was really hoping Christian would put his leg on the rope.

sigh...

[Theo Dious]

Hey, Christian's foot was under the rope

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Dusty finish coming up?!

[GD]

REMATCH! REMATCH REMATCH!

[Cool King]

So we'll be seeing Orton/Christian at MitB then?

[djoutcry]

ref aint doin their mutha fuckin jobs!

big show being counted out though the bell didn't ring
dolph kickin off the rope = break
kofi not officially tapping out means he should keep the belt
and now christian being under the rope.

[Nicky Fives]

on or under the rope is the same thing..... count should have been stopped.... either way, feud continues..... Christian spirals deeper into heel-dom.....

[GD]

This is just sad.

[Poit]

Shane's music?

[Nicky Fives]

Shane-O-Mac theme for MITB theme....... NICE..... and who in the fuck is Keith Stone?

[Cool King]

SHANE-O-MAC!

waitaminute.

[CSL]

thieving bastard jacked my old avatar

[djoutcry]

lol wtf is this hahhaa

[RawRocks]

Shane McMahon was at the US Open today.

[GD]

When he is Triple A shifting the site to a new server?

[RawRocks]

Shane McMahon was at the US Open today with Rory McIlroy's dad.

[rated rjo]

Please tell me they weren't just using Shane O' Mac's theme to hype Money in the Bank. That is not cool.

[VSG]

Shane McMahon theme song :'(

[Nicky Fives]

Cena/Truth can't be on already.....thank god..... filler match.....

[djoutcry]

nope THWAGGERRRRRRRRRRR

[GD]

Swagger makes it to the ppv! BOOYAH!

[RawRocks]

Swagger vs Bourne ... on a PPV???

[rated rjo]

This match does not deserve to be on the PPV. Throw Ryder in there somehow and I'll be happy.

[djoutcry]

i want ryder too :( wwwyki

[djoutcry]

damn tpww server....damn fake obama/black lesbian....damn wwe plants...


WHAT? indeed

[Nicky Fives]

The crowd is shitting all over Obama.....

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Sounds more like Kermit than Obama

[Nicky Fives]

ROFL..... "God I love that fat bastard"

[djoutcry]

He sounds like a Kenyan Kermit

crowd does not like this at all




damn crowd is DEAD

[RawRocks]

This is stupid.

[VSG]

LOL at Booker calling him "Hold on there, homey!"

[CSL]

I bet Vince is roaring with laughter backstage