Dancin' Dave is on Twitter- Hide yo kids, hide yo wife!

[VSG]

http://twitter.com/#!/Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista)

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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista

so i'm giving in to my rule of NO social networking because i promised my boy Josh Rafferty that i would......so here we go!
24 Jun (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/84418681915977730)


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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista

first off!!!!! NO HATERS ALLOWED!!! i hate HATERS!! i wish all haters a Nick Diaz style ass woopin! go somewhere else!
24 Jun (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/84419356066463744)



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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista

so i'll repeat myself because haters are not only losers but they also seem to be illiterate! NO FUCKING HATERS! no negative chi here!!!!
24 Jun (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/84441908520292352)



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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista

i've been hit in the head with chairs alot!!!
24 Jun (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/84444062844854272)



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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista @

@BeerRunBandit (http://twitter.com/BeerRunBandit) interesting perspective but if you're gonna hate..... hate Haters!!
24 Jun (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/84450062662516736)



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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista @

@BeerRunBandit (http://twitter.com/BeerRunBandit) now go get me some beer!
24 Jun (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/84450237309124608)


I can't tell you how much you should drop everything and read all his tweets. He discusses Star Wars, his weight loss, Mason Ryan, WWE and Christian among other things. My personal favourite Batista tweet:

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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista

Mom's coming to the muscle freak show!! Sarah's gonna take off with Mr.Tampa, mom's gonna take off with Ms. Tampa! Doh!
12 hours ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/84764614964948993)


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[Cool King]

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[Next Big Thing]

If you hate haters, does that make you a hater yourself and therefore does that mean you hate yourself??? Maybe Batista is reaching out for help about his self esteem issues.

[Nervous Ferret]

Ilove my haters. I need my haters. My haters fuel me. I don't give a d@mn 'bout my haters

[D Mac]

He walks alone.

[VSG]

His mom's a lesbian apparently, explains that last tweet up there.

[Cool King]

He also hates Cancer.

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[Jura]

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[djoutcry]

I guess he does hate his haters

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[VSG]

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Might as well make this a thread to re-live the glory that is Batista.

[Sexton Hardcastle]

His mom's a lesbian apparently, explains that last tweet up there.

Apparently?

She is a lesbian. Although i imagine her pussy is stretched all kinds of fuck after pushing dancing dave outta there. 'apparently' he weighed 225lbs as a baby and powerbombed the mid wife on his arrival. We salute you Dave, altho PG aint all bad, look at Home Alone and Father Of The Bride

[Innovator]

If you have a girlfriend on twitter, delete her account cause Batista will have sex with her.

[Next Big Thing]

If you have a girlfriend on twitter, delete her account cause Batista will have sex with her.

Batista's true motives for ending his social networking ban have been revealed.

[VSG]

Inno Knows.

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[VSG]

Some more tweets. I swear I may end up creating a twitter account just to talk to this guy.

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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista

Awwwww shit!! Here come the freaks!! Rob Terry's here. Love that dude. Ask Rob about the time I took his big ass to Vegas!!
15 hours ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/84802261338963969)



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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista

Watching the pro women.. Holy shit they're huge!! And ripped
17 hours ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/84776377391394816)



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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista
imani! i want my 2 dollars! $1300 dollars actually.
25 Jun (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/84486668639416322)

[VSG]

Well, I never..


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funtimeshelly (http://twitter.com/#%21/funtimeshelly) Shelly Martinez

@Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/Real_DBautista) truce??
19 hours ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/funtimeshelly/status/84745296168488961)



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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista @

@funtimeshelly (http://twitter.com/funtimeshelly) that business brings out the worst in people.....truce.
18 hours ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/84759617531412480)



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funtimeshelly (http://twitter.com/#%21/funtimeshelly) Shelly Martinez @

@Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/Real_DBautista) Thank u I feel soooo @ peace now I had a dream u & I were talking & the peace I felt in the dream is now my reality
18 hours ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/funtimeshelly/status/84760406064758784)



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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista @

@funtimeshelly (http://twitter.com/funtimeshelly) I'm soooooo @ peace since I left that hoooostile ass enviroment!
18 hours ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/84763056210579456)


Looks like Dancin' Dave is going on a date soon.

[#1-norm-fan]

PG aint all bad, look at Home Alone and Father Of The Bride

:lol:

I enjoy this quote.

[CSL]

I :heart: Batista 4 eva

[Kane Knight]

Pssh. Another internet tough guy.

:shifty:

[Jura]

I hope he Batista Bombs Shelly's vagina.

[VSG]

She isn't called funtime shelly for no reason.

[MoFo]

He also hates Cancer.


Even though he cheated on his wife while she had cancer.

[#1-norm-fan]

Even though he cheated on his wife while she had cancer.

She shouldn't have been cheating on him with that dirty jew cancer. Fuck cancer.

[#1-norm-fan]

Of course I'm only paraphrasing what was surely going through Batista's mind whilst he plowed another lady.

[XCaliber]

If you hate haters, does that make you a hater yourself and therefore does that mean you hate yourself??? Maybe Batista is reaching out for help about his self esteem issues.

"What is your malfunction?" :p

[Nervous Ferret]

Apparently?

She is a lesbian. Although i imagine her pussy is stretched all kinds of fuck after pushing dancing dave outta there. 'apparently' he weighed 225lbs as a baby and powerbombed the mid wife on his arrival. We salute you Dave, altho PG aint all bad, look at Home Alone and Father Of The Bride

LOL

[GD]

I don't care for Batista anymore.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

The smark in me would love to see Batista come back with CM Punk and wage a war against PG.

[Ermaximus]

I may make a twitter now just to follow Ryder, Punk, and Dave.

Perhaps I'll ask Dave how freaky Melina is in bed.

[Xero]

Hater Haters gonna Hate.

[Ermaximus]

I could see Kalyx and Dave being best friends. That would be a good sitcom. Dancing Dave and Killer Kalyx.

[Xero]

Batista clearly hates the business.

WHY YA GOTTA HATE, BIG DAVE!?

[Xero]

I could see Kalyx and Dave being best friends. That would be a good sitcom. Dancing Dave and Killer Kalyx.

The plot would be that every episode, Kalyx has a new 9-10 rated "girlfriend" and Batista is always trying to get with them, and always does.

The series finale would be a two hour epic where Kalyx finally beats Batista at the game of love.

[Ermaximus]

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"I dunno, Davey!"

[Ermaximus]

The plot would be that every episode, Kalyx has a new 9-10 rated "girlfriend" and Batista is always trying to get with them, and always does.

The series finale would be a two hour epic where Kalyx finally beats Batista at the game of love.

By fucking Melina? John Morrison can guest star as himself.

[CSL]

Season 2 opens with Batista in bed with Kalyx's Mom

[Ermaximus]

Question is, will Dave be wearing his hater blockers while doing the deed?

[VSG]

I'd like Mike Knox to play the role of the funny guy.

[Ermaximus]

Mike Knox can play the neighbor who takes all of Dave's sloppy seconds. Nick Swarsdon can play the funny guy.

[The Jayman]

Nick Swarsdon can play the funny guy.

That would be a first

[Ermaximus]

That would be a first

I enjoyed him in Grandma's Boy.

[The Jayman]

It's not that he is unfunny, it's just the roles they put him in. I don't know

[VSG]

Don't even know who that is.

FILL ME IN.

[The Jayman]

Google him

[VSG]

I only Google David Otunga.

[The Jayman]

now you're just being picky

[VSG]

I also Google your wife.

[The Jayman]

VSG, we all know you only google men. Quit playing

[Ermaximus]

Jayman with the slow burn on VSG.

[VSG]

YOUR WIFE'S A MAN.

[The Jayman]

YOUR WIFE'S A MAN.

No what you saw was me in a dress on Halloween. YOU SICK FREAK!!

[VSG]

I knew the boobs looked too hairy for a woman!

[MoFo]

holy shit @ weight loss

[VSG]

LOL WHAT????

[VSG]

His head is still the same size. Makes those pictures look unbelievably unreal.

[CSL]

if he wants to fight MMA, he'd be well off cutting down a lot of his mass. He's been bodybuilding all of his life, if/when he heads back to wrestling, he'll get his size back in no time. But yeah, looks weird. He was a big fat fatty at one point also, pics are on the bio on his DVD. And is that Diana Hart/Smith he's with in the first pic?

[VSG]

I am more interested in the girls in the last pic. What are the odds that he walked into their pits of danger?

[HBPunk]

He keeps talking shit on twitter about Wrestling sucking ass now, PG not suiting him, the bad backstage atmosphere, blaming his previous issues on the politics behind the curtains etc.

It's not like he had a Ric Flair like career and then got shat on by WWE. He was elevated to the ME within a year or so of his debut, elevated single handedly by Triple H, hung out for about three/four years having very average matches (The only reason people dont piss on his wrestling ability is because we were all distracted by John Cena) and then he quits because he had his money made.

Without the WWE that he now hates so much, he would still be bouncing at lesbian dance clubs peering through the glass to see his mum gobbling up a mouthful of minge. All this on top of the fact that he's admitted he'd like one final paycheck. . .err match in WWE.

Discuss the konami code and all his bullshit :wave:

(what the fuck is taker it easy?!)

[Nark Order]

Well, he's absolutely correct for the most part. He's said a number of times that he originally signed up to do what Stone Cold and The Rock did in the 90's. He didn't sign up to do what John Cena does now. And the differences between those two things is pretty astounding.

[HBPunk]

Absolutely correct. BUT, was there an attitude era before Austin and The Rock? They helped create it. Batista could have helped do that. The differences between those two (Batista and Austin) is pretty astounding

[Nark Order]

Batista is extremely underrated by smark fans though. If you don't think so, go watch a Mason Ryan match and then compare the two.

And Batista can only help create something that the writers and Vince want created. He was just along for the ride for the most part.

[McLegend]

Batista should shut up. He had a pretty great career, because of the WWE and HHH.

[CSL]

He's recognized a bunch of times on there what WWE has done for him and spoke about going back at some point, the fact they made him a millionaire means he's not allowed to talk about anything he's not a fan of that they might do? Jericho does the exact same stuff.

[BigDaddyCool]

He got paid a million dollar, he isn't allowed to hate his job because of creative difference.

Now excuse me while I bitch about how my job is frustrating but providing me a comfortable living.

[HBPunk]

Batista is extremely underrated by smark fans though. If you don't think so, go watch a Mason Ryan match and then compare the two.

And Batista can only help create something that the writers and Vince want created. He was just along for the ride for the most part.

Batista is underrated, just look at Mason Ryan?!!

Ok then, John Cena is the best wrestler in the world. If you dont believe me just look at David Arquette

[HBPunk]

And Batista can only help create something that the writers and Vince want created. He was just along for the ride for the most part.


So before Jake vs Austin at KOTR 1996 Vince said ''Go out there and do that Austin 3:16 thingy and hurry up and take the wrestling world by the scrotum for the next seven years, all the while helping to bury WCW, thanks Steve''

[Nark Order]

Well, that's a little silly. I brought up Mason Ryan as he is often compared to Batista. However, if you see them both perform, you'll find very quickly that it takes alot more than just being a huge jacked up guy to be successful. Batista actually has a bit of athleticism/charisma and puts the other big goof to shame.

[Nark Order]

So before Jake vs Austin at KOTR 1996 Vince said ''Go out there and do that Austin 3:16 thingy and hurry up and take the wrestling world by the scrotum for the next seven years, all the while helping to bury WCW, thanks Steve''

Well, no. But you're comparing apples and oranges. The time periods were completely different. Stone Cold rose to fame when wrestling was about to go bankrupt and Batista rose to fame when wrestling was extremely popular. Also, you've proven that Batista isn't Stone Cold Steve Austin but I don't think that anybody ever said that he was. That doesn't mean that he wasn't good. VERY FEW created a buzz like Austin did. Not Shawn, not Taker, not Triple H, not Roddy, not Dibiase... and those guys are all Hall of Famers. It takes more than being incredible. It takes the right time, the right business climate, the right storyline, the right content, ect.

Also, Batista was in an era where you weren't allowed to do alot of what got guys in the attitude era popular in the first place.

[Kane Knight]

Jericho does the exact same stuff.

The rules are different for smark darlings.

[HBPunk]

Yeah but my point was that before Austin and Rock shot to fame, there was no attitude era. They were still working in the child friendly almost cartoonish world with Clowns, Dentists etc. Austin's character started the attitude era movement. If Batista wanted to go in that vain then he had a great chance because the 'attitude era' was well established and the audience was already there for him to play with. Stone Cold made such a bang with 'Austin 3:16' that he helped change the WWF audience to TV-14. Im not saying Batista sucked because he couldn't emulate Stone Cold, i just think its rich that he blames PG when he was already in the WWE before the Pg rating came in and therefore had his chance to make his mark. He didnt however. He was an average wrestler, quite decent for a guy his size, but his mic work was sub par and only picked up when it was too late.

[HBPunk]

The rules are different for smark darlings.

I like Y2J as much as the next guy but i certainly dont cream my panties when i see his face. Only HBK makes me do that

[HBPunk]

He's said a number of times that he originally signed up to do what Stone Cold and The Rock did in the 90's

Also, you've proven that Batista isn't Stone Cold Steve Austin but I don't think that anybody ever said that he was

[Nark Order]

Right, but even if he was a silver-tongued devil... things are loads different now than they were in 1996. Aside from the occasional exception (like last night with Punk), promos are generally extremely scripted and don't allow for a ton of creativity. Don't get me wrong, I'm not arguing that Batista could've ever done what Austin did but he wasn't much in the same position to do so either. And neither is anybody really today.

[Nark Order]

HBPunk, are you trolling me right now? How do those two quotes have anything to do with each other? Batista signed up to be an attitude era superstar like SCSA. He wanted that amount of freedom that they had in the attitude era. I never said that he was SCSA, or even implied it in any way.

[HBPunk]

The promo from Punk last night sets the wheels in motion to get back to the edgy 1997-200(whenever Cena stopped rapping) so i hope to hell they go with it. Did anyone hear Mark Henry shout ''you cant fire me'' or somethin along those lines after he destroyed Big Show? Maybe they are changing things up here. Not to sound like the classic ''Attitude Era is coming back'' dipshit but thats two seperate guys running around Raw and SD doing what they like.

[HBPunk]

HBPunk, are you trolling me right now? How do those two quotes have anything to do with each other? Batista signed up to be an attitude era superstar like SCSA. He wanted that amount of freedom that they had in the attitude era. I never said that he was SCSA, or even implied it in any way.

Im not trolling you, nor did i accuse you of mentioning Austin in relation to Dancing Dave. Im accusing Batista of mentioning Austin

[Nark Order]

Well, alright. I'm not sure how that's even remotely related to your point at all but to each his own I suppose.

[VSG]

Thanks for ignoring my thread.

[HBPunk]

It isnt related at all, i think it just popped out somewhere in the middle of this chat. Fuck it.
So if Dave comes back for one last match is it a nailed on certainty that it will be vs HHH? I wouldn't mind seeing them in HIAC one more time, their match in summer 2004(05?) was awesome

[HBPunk]

Thanks for ignoring my thread.

which?

[HBPunk]

Batista - 'without fit finlay I wouldn’t have made it through alot of the longass unbearable (WWE) tours'

The poor prick had the unbearable task of flying first class to many different countries and seeing things that many people could only dream about. I now know why Batista got on twitter and immediately addressed all the haters, its because he's an absolute piece of shit and for this reason people hate him. What a fucking asshole

[jskinnyg]

Well, he's absolutely correct for the most part. He's said a number of times that he originally signed up to do what Stone Cold and The Rock did in the 90's. He didn't sign up to do what John Cena does now. And the differences between those two things is pretty astounding.

This...

[CSL]

Because you or I might want to travel to different countries and see things doesn't mean it's the same for everybody else on Earth. Not to mention he's probably talking about touring in general, making towns and so forth. Like Orton said recently, it's probably a bit of a Debbie Downer at times being away from your family and friends whilst there spending time together at some pool party BBQ while you're in a little hotel room in Buttfuck, Dakota.

[HBPunk]

Because you or I might want to travel to different countries and see things doesn't mean it's the same for everybody else on Earth. Not to mention he's probably talking about touring in general, making towns and so forth. Like Orton said recently, it's probably a bit of a Debbie Downer at times being away from your family and friends whilst there spending time together at some pool party BBQ while you're in a little hotel room in Buttfuck, Dakota.

Id take a buttfucking by Dakota Fanning with a strap-on for the money Batista was making so nah, ill pass on that hypothesis

[ron the dial]

you may just like being bummed, though. no great sacrifice.

[CSL]

Of course you would. But once you have the money, your options expand and desire to do the not-so-fun parts go down dramatically.

[CSL]

Or what Weapon X said.

[HBPunk]

I agree CSL but he knew what he was signing up for and he should keep his mouth shut unless he wants to come across as a greedy prick. Im sure there are worse jobs out there than performing in a WWE ring for a few minutes every day and then crashing in a hotel room. He got to fuck Melina too dont forget

[VSG]

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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista @

@Hannah_8 (http://twitter.com/Hannah_8) not saying I'm a tough guy but I do know that I could beat the shit out of a glittery vampire!
51 minutes ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/86201413167874048)

:heart:

[James Steele]

Damn it, I miss heel Batista. Batista's last run going into WrestleMania XXVI was amazing.

[VSG]

Ladies and Gentlemen...

Exhibit A:

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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista @

@ElenSharankova (http://twitter.com/ElenSharankova) huh?? wuthcu talkin bout Willis??!! ARGH!!! in dating myself again! doh!
16 hours ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/86221391447343104)

Exhibit B:

Wha'chu talkin' 'bout, Philip?!:rant:

[VSG]

Also,

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Real_DBautista (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista) Dave Bautista@
@Hannah_8 (http://twitter.com/Hannah_8) gnite Hanna Montana!!! where's my freakin tweet?!!!!!
12 hours ago (http://twitter.com/#%21/Real_DBautista/status/86281348033150976)

Dave Batista is heading into pedophile country on the internet.

[VSG]

Going to rename this thread to cater to Batista's brilliant tweets. Will be updated regularly/till I have interest.

[VSG]

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