2011 Wrestling Forum Champion *FINAL*

[Tazz Dan]

Well, after Lock Jaw paid off half of the wrestling forum posters he has advanced to his first KoTWF final against a man who has been here before, Xero.

Can Xero reach his limit and become King of the muties, or will the Anonymous Raw GM dictate the results to his liking?

3 days, good luck to two deserving finalists.

[Xero]

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[BizarroKing]

Lock Jaw FTW!

[Nicky Fives]

I voted for both losers the last round..... hopefully not this time.... All hail King Xero.....

[VSG]

They should have just had members of the Mean Street Posse head each team and drive while their theme, on a continuous loop mind you, plays in the background.

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I call Team Joey Abs.

Team Pete Gas, right here.

I call Team Rodney.

VSG, Xero, Lock Jaw.

TPWW Street Posse 4 Life.

4 LIFE.

Now what do I do? :'(

[Tazz Dan]

Vote Xero. It's his time.

[VSG]

What if all he ever wanted was to win KotWF and then decides to "retire" and move to Florida?

[Lock Jaw]

Now what do I do? :'(

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/thSteve_Blackman.jpg

[VSG]

I will not be coerced into a vote!

http://i51.tinypic.com/24ward2.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1232904062_hypno%20toad.gif

[VSG]

I counter Hypnotoad with gay Harry Potter

http://www.fadedyouthblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/daniel-radcliffe-gay.bmp

[Juan]

jobber finals :roll:

[Ermaximus]

What if all he ever wanted was to win KotWF and then decides to "retire" and move to Florida?
Then I'd be here waiting for him so we could be neighbors.

jobber finals :roll:

No, that tournament hasn't started yet.

Sock check on tko1 please?

Ok, so I don't know who to vote for so I'm going to ask that both LJ and Xero give me a 1 paragraph summary of why they should get my vote, and what they contribute to the wrestling forum. Best answer wins. K GO!

[VSG]

Sock check on "Tazz Dan" please.

[Tazz Dan]

Define "please"

[Tazz Dan]

What if all he ever wanted was to win KotWF and then decides to "retire" and move to Florida?

Then his life will be complete?

[James Steele]

I'm sorry Xero, but who needs The Kliq when you have...

http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesA/austin_unfor.jpg
AUSTIN VS BLACKMAN - WMXXVIII

[Lock Jaw]

Xero is the wrestling forum's old news. Lock Jaw is The Next Big Thing. Had a great year. Hit 10K posts and Maximum Rep and only continues to rise. Lockamania Running Wild and Will Not Be Stopped.

Also, I am Iron Man.

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/hes-iron-mancopy.jpg

[VSG]

That's it.. Embrace your destiny!

[Malfeitor]

Xero is the wrestling forum's old news. Lock Jaw is The Next Big Thing. Had a great year. Hit 10K posts and Maximum Rep and only continues to rise. Lockamania Running Wild and Will Not Be Stopped.

Also, I am Iron Man.

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/hes-iron-mancopy.jpg

And this is the reason why Lock Jaw wins.

[XL]

Tazz Dan FTW.

[The Jayman]

This is tough. On 1 hand I got my #2 Peep Lock Jaw and on the other I got fellow Evolution member Xero. I will have to ponder

[Ermaximus]

This is tough. On 1 hand I got my #2 Peep Lock Jaw and on the other I got fellow Evolution member Xero. I will have to ponder

Dude, on 1 hand I have my IBFFF and the other I have Lock Cody Steve Jaw Rhodes Blackman who is the founder of the Paper Bag Movement.

[The Jayman]

I don't know if I can vote on this one

[Ermaximus]

Me either Jayman, but we must be men and vote.

Also, :heart: Jamstar for coming here and voting.

[TheChairman]

I vote for Lock Jaw, basically because he absolutely stinks of awesomeness.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Xero]

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/popeyexero.png

[Juan]

tk001 doesn't show up as a sock, but his vote definitely should not count. Dude has xero posts.

[Tazz Dan]

I think AAA should give me IP address checking capabilities. Fix that for me pls Juan

[Juan]

I haven't had it either since my account was hacked. I had to ask AAA to do a sock check

[VSG]

Can you guys stop posting in locked threads? I find it hard to Taker it Easy.

[Tazz Dan]

I'll stop posting in closed threads if you stop posting in open threads.

[VSG]

For a minute, I thought that was a Juan response.

[Innovator]

My vote is still open for negotiations/bribes/Mike and Ikes.

[Juan]

I'll stop posting in closed threads if you stop posting in open threads.

I second that

[Rock Bottom]

I voted for Lock Jaw because it seems like Xero is the kind of guy who would wonder about this shit every night before bed.

[Tazz Dan]

Pretty sure Xero isn't that guy

[Rammsteinmad]

This was a tough choice, and I like both posters, but I had to go with Xero.

I think this means a lot more to Xero than it does Lock Jaw, and I don't want to be responsible for Xero's depression and eventual suicide when he doesn't win that which means the world to him... the Wrestling Forum Championship.

Sorry LJ. If you lose, please don't kill yourself.

[Volare]

Xero is the hero!

[Volare]

Chat Kliq 4 lyfe btw...

[Emperor Smeat]

Voted for Xero.

[Lock Jaw]

Travesty of justice going on right now. Someone scrounge me some votes, NerF style.

[XL]

BRB, just gotta create 4 sock accounts.

[Xero]

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[Xero]

Xero has already won this. May as well close the poll now.

[Lock Jaw]

Come on, BROS, most of the elements in Xero's avatar are Lock Jaw inspired. A paper bag? Steve Blackman? It is like even Xero knows deep down that he wishes he could be Lock Jaw.

And that Xero should vote Lock Jaw.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Chat Kliq 4 lyfe btw...

LockJaw is part of the Chat Kliq too.

[Xero]

Lock Jaw is awesome, no doubt. But when it comes to Lock Jaw vs. Xero, there is no contest.

[VSG]

lol just for that countdown timer I am voting Lock Jaw.

[Ermaximus]

It's a 1 point match right now because tko's vote doesn't count, so I say, co-kings of the wrestling forum.

[Tazz Dan]

Oh I see, you're going to try an take this competition off me too are you Ermax?

[Lock Jaw]

Ermax still hasn't cast a vote yet.

I will sway him with this:

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[Ermaximus]

Hexadecimal was a stone cold fox, once she got a real face.

I've got 2 hours to think this over. It's currently a tie so you'd both be kings.

[VSG]

Unless that tk001 guy is proven to be a sock, I don't see why his vote should not be counted. Xero is still 1 vote up in my books.

[Londoner]

Unless that tk001 guy is proven to be a sock, I don't see why his vote should not be counted. Xero is still 1 vote up in my books.

doesn't have any posts, should not be allowed to vote just to avoid suspicion really.

[Tazz Dan]

Yeah tk001 isn't a sock. There are a lot of people who visit the forums who don't post.

[Tazz Dan]

doesn't have any posts, should not be allowed to vote just to avoid suspicion really.

You can't really stop people who have joined up from voting. Participating, of course, but all non sock votes will count.

[Ermaximus]

Why join a site if all you're going to do is lurk? Fucking creeps. That's how people like Kane86 and Zeeboe get started down the dark path.

[Londoner]

you're just saying that cause you voted xero :mad:

[VSG]

tk001 is confirmed not a sock, just a reader. His vote should count.

[Tazz Dan]

Why join a site if all you're going to do is lurk? Fucking creeps. That's how people like Kane86 and Zeeboe get started down the dark path.

Maybe they wanted to feel love from Triple A?

[Ermaximus]

Fine, that dispute is settled. Let someone else be the asshole.

Where's Narc when you really need him? Hmmm, wait a second...

[Londoner]

wahey!

[Tazz Dan]

you're just saying that cause you voted xero :mad:
you're just saying that cause you voted Lock Jaw :mad:

[Nark Order]

Fine, that dispute is settled. Let someone else be the asshole.

Where's Narc when you really need him? Hmmm, wait a second...

:foc:

[Londoner]

fucking great final though, must be said

[VSG]

lol@ Narc's sudden appearance.

[Next Big Thing]

I love both of you, but Xero's shitty countdown timer screams King of the Wrestling Forum.

[Rollerskategirl]

All my love goes to Xero.

[Rollerskategirl]

I hope Dan's female impression is good enough to fool CSL this time around.

[VSG]

You mean YOUR female impression!

[Tazz Dan]

I hope Dan's female impression is good enough to fool CSL this time around.

:lol:

[Tazz Dan]

You mean YOUR female impression!

YOUR Hero

[Tazz Dan]

To be fair, I was in the room when she posted that.

[CSL]

bahahahahaha of course you were ;)

[Tazz Dan]

Fuck me you're easy to bait ;)

[CSL]

lol please you monstrosity, I don't need baiting to make a post relating to how ridiculous you are, I'm happy to do that off my own back

[Tazz Dan]

lol please you monstrosity, I don't need baiting to make a post relating to how ridiculous you are, I'm happy to do that off my own back

Look I'm sorry, but being a poor mans Jamstar doesn't exactly make you a good poster either. I can't think of a recent time you made a good point about anything. And being on the "Hate Tazz Dan" train is so 2010, but whatever makes you feel fuzzy and warm at night.

How is your life anyway? Girlfriend/Wife going well? Good job? Lots of caring friends around? Feeling loved by everyone?

[Ermaximus]

This CSL/Tazz Dan thing is really entertaining.

[Tazz Dan]

Don't be stupid. I'm the most terrible stupid poster in the history of the internet. There's no way I could be entertaining.

[Ermaximus]

Oh shut up. You sound like a nancy boy when you act like this bro.

[Ermaximus]

Besides, VSG is far worse than you are TD. FAR FAR worse.

[VSG]

Your attempt to ride my coattails is amusing, Ermaximus.

[Tazz Dan]

Oh shut up. You sound like a nancy boy when you act like this bro.

Maybe Nancy Boy could be the name change I've been looking for?

[Ermaximus]

Your attempt to ride my coattails is amusing, Ermaximus.

Bitch, you've been riding mine and BDC's coat tails since you started posting here.

[Tazz Dan]

Bitch, you've been riding mine and BDC's coat tails since you started posting here.

Yet you're nothing more than a 2007-2009 Tazz Dan

[Tazz Dan]

OH YEAH I WENT THERE. Uh, YO MAMMA!

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Maybe Nancy Boy could be the name change I've been looking for?

Then at least Seth82 would love you.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That wasn't even meant to be a gay joke. I only meant cause he had Placebo in his sig :$

[screech]

I didn't think VSG could get worse but this heel turn has proven me wrong.

[Ermaximus]

Iggy has turned heel folks. VSG could learn a thing or two from Iggy.

Tazz Dan, I fancy myself as a newer version of BDC, just smarter.

[VSG]

I didn't think VSG could get worse but this heel turn has proven me wrong.

People like you are the reason one turns heel. :foc:

[Tazz Dan]

Can we just pretend it was a gay joke?

[Tazz Dan]

Tazz Dan, I fancy myself as a newer version of BDC, just smarter.

You need to go back and read BDC's earlier workings. He's a much more mellow, wiser man these days.

[screech]

People like you are the reason one turns heel. :foc:

See? That right there. Going for cheap heat, but making zero sense in his attempts.

[VSG]

Ya well you are a gelatinous parasite.

[screech]

I would say VSG is like Maven with this heel turn, but people actually like Maven.

[screech]

I'd say he's more of a Colin Delaney.

[VSG]

lol oh shit.

[screech]

Ya well you are a gelatinous parasite.

Definitely Colin Delaney.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I need a shave.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Decent little Screech/VSG feud going on here to underlie the CSL/Tazz Dan feud.

[Ermaximus]

You need to go back and read BDC's earlier workings. He's a much more mellow, wiser man these days.

So you're saying BDC used to be a dumbass?

[Ermaximus]

Damn, Screech has VSG by the nuts right now. Maybe Screech should've gone heel. He's better at it than VSG.

[VSG]

Pretty much what you are now, Ermaximus. Guess you ARE a version of BDC after all.

[screech]

http://mimg.ugo.com/201105/6/0/8/196806/cuts/colin-delaney-colin-delaney-19_480x480.jpg

VSG: "I'm a badass now! Pay attention to what I say!"

[VSG]

Damn, Screech has VSG by the nuts right now. Maybe Screech should've gone heel. He's better at it than VSG.

Screech has My Nuts... In his mouth.

[Ermaximus]

Pretty much what you are now, Ermaximus. Guess you ARE a version of BDC after all.

Don't be hating because I'm more over than you'll ever be.

[Ermaximus]

Screech has My Nuts... In his mouth.

SO YOU'RE MY NUTS! Still want to know if DAMN iNATOR is a sock or not.

[Tazz Dan]

So you're saying BDC used to be a dumbass?

No he was a hard ass cunt. You don't have that in you.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Fuck this, everyone's gone heel and feuding with eachother. Gonna stay neutral.

[VSG]

Heels don't "get over", dumbass. Read my book again: 1001 ways to be a Jericholic Heel.

[screech]

Screech has My Nuts... In his mouth.

"See? I can even namedrop! React to my new attitude!"

[Ermaximus]

That's because I'd rather be in a cunt as opposed to being one Tazz Dan.

[Ermaximus]

VSG, you try so hard that you make BillyBonez seem likable, and he was a complete chode.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Going to go shave.

[screech]

http://universonoob.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/colin.jpeg

VSG, attempting to regain his fans after this heel turn fails.

"Take pity on me! I've learned my lesson!"

[Tazz Dan]

So you'd rather be in BDC than be him?

[screech]

Going to go shave.

Don't cut yourself, please. Gotta look fresh for your winning photo.

[VSG]

How did this theatre act get into this thread anyway? I wanted to keep it within the King of the Jobbers thread. I bet it was because of you and TD fighting over who's taking over KotWF 2012!

[screech]

Because everyone has to keep telling you how much you suck.

[screech]

Cheap pop

[VSG]

< 15 min to go and it looks like Xero is going to be King. Can we get a draw please?

[screech]

Come on, Michael Cole. Be consistent.

[screech]

Also three more people need to vote for Lock Jaw.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Hey

[screech]

:wave:

[Tazz Dan]

How did this theatre act get into this thread anyway? I wanted to keep it within the King of the Jobbers thread. I bet it was because of you and TD fighting over who's taking over KotWF 2012!

He can take my tournament, but he will never take my fredom!

[Tazz Dan]

Also, he will never take my tournament

[Tazz Dan]

Well done Xero

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Congratulations Xero.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

May you use this new found fame to succeed in losing your virginity. /cheap heat.

[Xero]

I am happy with these results.

[Tazz Dan]

You did that avatar rather quickly

[Tazz Dan]

On countback, St Jimmy, Tb1 and Tedious are all confirmed socks.

[Londoner]

Congrats xero, don't think you were ever behind either.

[Cool King]

So Xero, if someone takes your crown next year, will your avatar come to life and chase them throughout the forums?

[Cool King]

Congratulations by the way.

I was going to vote, but I forgot as I was watching SmackDown. :o

[VSG]

Team Pete Gas wins the trophy!

[Jordan]

Wow guys, what a tournament! I just wanted to congratulate all of the participants, and specially the winner. What a showing. We really can't wait to see you again.

Let's hear it for him ladies and gentlemen!

[Taker it Easy]

Taker it easy, champ.

[Nervous Ferret]

I haven't been here but I wanted to vote for Lock Jaw!!!!!!!!!! I love Lock Jaw :(

[Nervous Ferret]

Congratulations to Xero. You are the best damn king this forum will ever see

[Emperor Smeat]

congratulations Xero.

[Volare]

Grats Xero...my brotha from another motha.

[Volare]

Thread of the year btw.

[TNA&USA#1]

Tainted victory. I am the reigning wrestling forum king and I didn't even participate in this. I easily would've won again.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Sod off soft shite.

[screech]

lol

[Ermaximus]

Tainted victory. I am the reigning wrestling forum king and I didn't even participate in this. I easily would've won again.

2 different king competitions brosef.

[Lock Jaw]

I claim sabotage. My internet died a few hours before the poll closed, DENYING me those crucial campaign moments. Just got it to work again to find Xero had won. Therefore I can only conclude that Xero was behind my internet's demise.

[Ermaximus]

I claim sabotage. My internet died a few hours before the poll closed, DENYING me those crucial campaign moments. Just got it to work again to find Xero had won. Therefore I can only conclude that Xero was behind my internet's demise.

Actually, VSG did it.

[Lock Jaw]

VSG would never betray me like that.

[VSG]

Actually I was behind the demise of both your's and Xero's internet to prevent any last minute "Mr. Socko" time.

[Xero]

I would like to have it known that my last minute vote went to Lock Jaw.

On the other hand, I was not voted for by Lock Jaw.

Good show.

[screech]

VSG would never betray me like that.

This new, more awful VSG would in his attempts to be heel.

[VSG]

Meh, I lost KotJ round 1 itself. Back to regular mode now :-\

[Nervous Ferret]

The dial is set back on homo, everyone

[VSG]

Banana phone ringing?

[screech]

So now you'll be almost bearable now? Good to know.