King of the Jobbers Round 1

[Ermaximus]

Time to get this shit rolling. Keep in mind, you are voting for who you think the worst of the 2 posters listed is. (IE the "Jobber.") The goal is to be eliminated, seeing as the winner gets the title King of the Jobbers and a 1 week ban. Here are your match-ups.

Ultra Mantis vs BizarroKing
The Gold Standard vs TheChairman
Shadrick vs Smelly Meatball
Ermaximus vs addy2hotty
Supreme Olajuwon vs mhirn3
Xero vs Icess
Noid vs RiX1024
Seth82 vs ooTin
Iginfest vs Big Vito 22
Iginfest 2.0 vs dhellova guy
OldSchoolFan vs TheChamp
Asmo vs OCW World Champion Jose Antonio
djoutcry vs The Show Off
Impeccable vs Shaved Monkey
Hasney vs Juan
Splaya vs Taker It Easy
TheAdamEvansFan vs Anybody Thrilla
TL vs Beauser
Gertner vs Tb1
VSG vs Iginfest 3.0
CSL vs Destro 4.0
What Would Kevin Do? vs Tazz Dan
JimmyMess vs Screech
Volare vs Ruff Ryder
HBPunk vs Ruien
Providence Peep vs TNA&USA#1
Fragile X vs Rammsteinmad
Mister Sinister vs The Jayman
Tom Guycott vs Taker707
Droford vs BigDaddyCool
Sixx vs BodySlam
Mjdiesel vs DAMN iNATOR

[HBPunk]

Dunno who ruien is but surely he goes over me. Im entertaining as fuck

[HBPunk]

adamevans ftw, he's gotta be like evens or 10/11

[The Jayman]

lol @ WWKD vs Tazz Dan

[HBPunk]

Man i got such a jones for asian chicks so i might be here for a while

[BizarroKing]

No poll?

[VSG]

Ermaximus jobbing to the TPWW Poll option so far.

[HBPunk]

Ya dude, who loses and wins?

[Londoner]

lol 16 minutes gone by and no poll

[VSG]

lol I think he gave up and went offline.

[HBPunk]

so do we say ermaximus is the king jobber?

King of the botches anyway

[Ermaximus]

No, those polls take fucking forever to do when you have to make 64 different options. Hate TPWW polls (sometimes). Almost made a 65th option named Loose Cannon just because.

[Londoner]

Nice excuse, ermaximus.

[Ermaximus]

Damn right it is.

[Ultra Mantis]

Curtain jerked both the match ups and the voting. This is a posting career highlight.

[HBPunk]

i cant vote again? FU mantis

[Ultra Mantis]

FUltra Mantis

[HBPunk]

Hahaha :) Alright i take it back, that made me laugh

[HBPunk]

Ill probly get to the 1/4 final but Adamevans is winning this

[Ermaximus]

VSG, you're looking to make a lot of enemies aren't you?

[VSG]

Well, enough is enough, and it's time for a change!

Come and take your best shot!

I tried to be a nice guy,

I tried to play by the rules...

You turned your backs on me!

I snap!

I was a victim!

Well, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

[Londoner]

VSG, you're looking to make a lot of enemies aren't you?

Haven't you heard? He's made a serious heel turn as of late.

[VSG]

He was too busy SUCKING YOUR DICK to realize that!

[Londoner]

Classic heel stuff, VSG.

[HBPunk]

Im a tweener. Hey TL, newcastle top 8 this year?

[Londoner]

Im a tweener. Hey TL, newcastle top 8 this year?

this is the wrestling forum, matey.

[Ermaximus]

VSG is the Buff Bagwell of heels.

[VSG]

Your *Insert local sports team* sucks balls!

[Ermaximus]

Yeah, The Jacksonville Jaguars do suck balls, but I blame Jack Del Rio and David Garrard.

[MoFo]

Iggy is in like 4 matches

[Ermaximus]

He wanted to be.

[Volare]

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!! And I'm better than ever...


Nah comp took a shit of me. But I'm here and ready to lose.

[HBPunk]

this is the wrestling forum, matey.

Yeah, The Jacksonville Jaguars do suck balls, but I blame Jack Del Rio and David Garrard.

HEY!!!!!! :rant:

[Londoner]

well spotted

[HBPunk]

Jesus that lil pink face wasn't lying when it said "rant", look at the motherfucker go!

[dhellova guy]

I'm winning this shit!

[HBPunk]

I'm winning this shit!

Dude iv been wondering this for a while now but whats the deal with your name? I always think that d is a typo

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

OCW "Chairman" and "World" "Champion" Jose Antonio for King of the Jobbers!

[Ermaximus]

Asmo is going to get by without a single vote.

VOLARE! :mad:

[Londoner]

VOLARE! :mad:

Seconded. :mad:

[Tazz Dan]

I feel you made the same mistake with your poll/thread wording that I did last year.

Eg: Juan vs Hasney. Hasney is obviously the bigger jobber, but by voting for him he gets eliminated because he has the most votes?

Or will the lower number go through? You haven't really explained.

[Londoner]

The highest number goes through. I wouldn't be surprised if some people are confused but the key is 'is the jobber' part. ;)

[Ermaximus]

TL has it down. Higher # of votes continues. Lower number is eliminated.

Also, is Volare going heel too?

[dhellova guy]

Dude iv been wondering this for a while now but whats the deal with your name? I always think that d is a typo

Not a typo at all, i'm just dhellova guy.

The d makes it look sexier.

[Tazz Dan]

Time to get this shit rolling. Keep in mind, you are voting for who you think the worst of the 2 posters listed is. (IE the "Jobber.") The goal is to be eliminated, seeing as the winner gets the title King of the Jobbers and a 1 week ban. Here are your match-ups.

Ok I get it, that sentance threw me thats all.

[Londoner]

TL has it down. Higher # of votes continues. Lower number is eliminated.

Also, is Volare going heel too?

+ tazz dan though i think he may have just been confused. :shifty:

[Tazz Dan]

Also I'm pretty sure this is the first time Triple Naitch has voted for me in any of the KoT? competitions this year, so I will take this as a win.

[Tazz Dan]

+ tazz dan though i think he may have just been confused. :shifty:

It's early here and I had a big night. Plus I do confuse easily :-\

[Volare]

TL has it down. Higher # of votes continues. Lower number is eliminated.

Also, is Volare going heel too?

Nah, not going heel, just voted my peeps to prove that my vote won't matter and you guys won't go on.


Hell I even voted for myself.

[Londoner]

lets all neg rep volare :mad:

j/k

:shifty:

[Tazz Dan]

Nah, not going heel, just voted my peeps to prove that my vote won't matter and you guys won't go on.


Hell I even voted for myself.

To be fair, I don't think anybody has taken this competition seriously since Ermax hijacked it halfway through last years tournament and stole my thunder.

[Tazz Dan]

I RAN THIS FOR 3 YEARS AND HE JUST CAME AND STOLE IT FROM ME. :'(

[VSG]

Are you saying... you are a jobber?

[Volare]

lets all neg rep volare :mad:

j/k

:shifty:

You need a J :cool:

[Volare]

/insert punk promo

[HBPunk]

Not a typo at all, i'm just dhellova guy.

The d makes it look sexier.

If by sexy you mean odd :) So could you tell me how you pronounce it Fo-net-ick-ally?

[Ermaximus]

Tazz Dan, you moved on to a better tournament. Why are you sad you whore?

[dhellova guy]

If by sexy you mean odd :) So could you tell me how you pronounce it Fo-net-ick-ally?

dee-hell-ohv-a guy. Its latin for "he who is sexy and an awesome jobber".

[Tazz Dan]

Tazz Dan, you moved on to a better tournament. Why are you sad you whore?

Because you violated me without even giving me the courtesy of a reach around.

[screech]

Because you violated me without even giving me the courtesy of a reach around.

Ermaximus would definitely give a reach around.

[screech]

Ah balls I missed a matchup.

[CSL]

got about halfway down and found myself lacking the desire to continue so only picked Tazz Dan after that and then voted :( Shall PARTICIPATE FULLY as the field narrows

[screech]

The OCW World Champion is no jobber. Come on, people.

[Ermaximus]

CSL, you gave DAMN iNATOR a free pass???

[BigDaddyCool]

I meant every one of my votes, fuck all of you jobbers. :mad:

[Ermaximus]

Must conspire with Juan to make VSG win this whole damned thing. :shifty:

[CSL]

CSL, you gave DAMN iNATOR a free pass???

tbf, he is against mjdiesel who, if I remember correctly (I could be thinking of somebody else, not sure) recently turned out to be a complete and utter spastic. DAMN iNATOR is absolutely ridiculous at times but I don't think he can help that where as the other guy goes out of his way to be retarded. If I'm thinking of the right person. If not, I may have a made a big mistake by not registering my DAMN vote :(

[screech]

I will be king!

[screech]

You are thinking of the right person, CSL.

[Ermaximus]

Yea, Mj is as Juan would put it, "a bit shit."

[Tazz Dan]

I feel special that you picked me. So much love

[screech]

Yea, Mj is as Juan would put it, "a bit shit."

DAMN iNATOR is...well, you know.

[CSL]

I feel special that you picked me. So much love

No you don't. Stop being awful.

[Ermaximus]

I see what you did there screech.

[Tazz Dan]

Right back at you buddy

[CSL]

DAMN iNATOR is...well, you know.

He's fascinating. He's a human study all by himself. I'm still not entirely convinced he's not the sock of an absolute genius.

[Ermaximus]

Hmmm, another of TPWW's unsolved mysteries. Is DAMN iNATOR a sock, and if so, whose sock is he? DUN DUN DUN!!!

[Triple Naitch]

Also I'm pretty sure this is the first time Triple Naitch has voted for me in any of the KoT? competitions this year, so I will take this as a win.

I'm sure I voted for you at some point. Just don't remember when right now.

[VSG]

Must conspire with Juan to make VSG win this whole damned thing. :shifty:

http://celebrity-pics.movieeye.com/celebrity_pictures/Paul_Bearer_994548.jpg

[screech]

He's fascinating. He's a human study all by himself. I'm still not entirely convinced he's not the sock of an absolute genius.

I'm still not convinced he's a human.

[CSL]

I'm still not convinced he's a human.

I FEEL YOU

You are not a real twenty odd year old human being with thought processes like this. It cannot be possible :'( You have to be some variety of supercomputer, possibly programmed by DrA bought to entertain the hundreds of posters here and probably other forums around the world. Every post is like a crafted work of art.

his response was that he was in fact 'thirty odd' as opposed to twenty odd and that I should learn math. Amazing :'(

[Ermaximus]

Who knew Iggy could be in 3 matches, and be losing in all 3? I told you that you weren't a jobber Iggy.

[The Gold Standard]

I want to win this. Please vote for me!!!

I don't care the meaning, I just want to win.

[Shisen Kopf]

I hope Seth82 or Juan win this. A week without them will mean either a less smelly forum or less gay. Either way its a win win.

[Jordan]

Fuck this shit, I've posted here since I was 12, since before the year 2000, fuck off.

[Londoner]

LOL

[HBPunk]

I feel like Cena, im clearly hated by many and people are so passionate about it. 21 votes! :) No chance ill win tho, cant be TPWW Troll of the year 2009 and take this too. Ill be KoTF too sometime and be the first grand slam winner like my boy HBK

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Vote for me. I am the worst poster on TPWW. Ban me for a week.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

NB. I want a fair banning, don't just ban me because I asked :(

I want the posters of TPWW to want me banned.

[HBPunk]

I like Iggy cos he isn't a total bitch. Ban the racist that is like Shisen Kopf (or whatever the fuck it is) and the pussy that is The Genius

[mhirn3]

I have to be killing this first round matchup, Supreme Olajuwon is like an institution here.....I'm more shocked 9 people voted HIM as the jobber.

[Ermaximus]

All as a gag no doubt. Kind of like VSG and Tazz Dan voting everyone they know better as the jobber.

[mhirn3]

Makes sense. Even so I'm just happy to finally win a round in one of these damn things.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh and by the by Ermax. I didn't want to be included three times. Only twice. Tazz Dan also nominated me :(

[Corporate CockSnogger]

What a fucking horrible post that was. Vote for Iginfest.

[VSG]

Luckily 3rd time's the charm for you.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

No don't. That would be ridiculous. Vote for "Iggy".

[Ermaximus]

Yea, I know. You're losing 2 of your matches Iggy. Blame Tazz Dan for all this.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Still not used to the name change. I'm kind of cringing at it. Might go back to being Iginfest.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Do you guys really want someone on your forums who can't even decide on a username? Vote for Iggy/Iginfest.

[Gertner]

I'm sure all the fat virgin workrate fantasizers will be my downfall. Or victory, however you look at it.

[RiX1024]

Getting my ass kicked....

[Tazz Dan]

I take full responsibility for whatever it is I have done.

[Ermaximus]

I want VSG to win this. Let his punk ass wannabe heel self take the week ban.

[VSG]

I slept with your momma last night, she didn't have any complaints about me like you do!

[Ermaximus]

My mom is in her menopausal state so if you went there, I pity you. VSG, would you even know what to do with a naked woman? For some reason I picture VSG cumming his pants the moment a girl even offers him sex or oral favors. Like Virus from Senior Trip.

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[VSG]

Please child, I get so much action that Kiefer Sutherland wanted me to star in 24 instead of him.

Also, *Insert generic "Yo momma" joke*

[VSG]

Also, its a bit creepy you know about your mom's menstrual cycles there. You sure you aren't a redneck just like these guys in *Insert taping location*?

[Ermaximus]

Excuse me for listening to my moms issues you heartless fucking goat fucker. :foc:

[VSG]

Running out of generic heel statements here, throw me a friggin' bone.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

You shouldn't need to rely on used heel material. Your attitude alone should give off a heel aura.

Vote for Iggy to be banned.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

P.S. I would have no issues with stealing all of your wives and girlfriends.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Oh wait, this is the wrestling forum...

[VSG]

"Wives and girlfriends"? Who do you think I am, Bigsock?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

http://th05.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2010/222/c/3/Vote_For_Iggy_by_calderza.jpg

[Tazz Dan]

Iggy is quite possibly the worst name change ever. I'm sorry.

[Tazz Dan]

I do love you though.

[Tazz Dan]

Well, not love, but enjoy you.

[Tazz Dan]

:naughty:

[VSG]

Ya what's with people changing names during competitions?

Edit: 4 posts in 1 min? You just pushed TPWW's server to its limit.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Iggy is quite possibly the worst name change ever. I'm sorry.

Still not used to the name change. I'm kind of cringing at it. Might go back to being Iginfest.

[Tazz Dan]

Good job then. As you were.

[Ermaximus]

Name change request. Dazz Tan

[Tazz Dan]

Welcome to 2006 Ermax.

[Tazz Dan]

Nah, that never actually happened. Destor was pushing for it though, before we settled on Todd. That never eventuated either.

[Ermaximus]

Tazz Todd or Todd Dan? Which was it?

[Tazz Dan]

Just Todd. Tazz of Dan. The second d was a typo on his part, but if felt right.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1DZU-LyGw2Q/TCoZwf87CvI/AAAAAAAABEg/Ta0MY585-fM/s1600/michael-starke.jpg

[Ermaximus]

A guy named Todd I take it Iggy?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Nah, that's Sinbad.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Vote for me btw.

[VSG]

A French Todd

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSKKWmcTsQ7SjY0s434pZ9hVaTfOjLd17vJWGHdWrJtLfJ3ywDEvg&t=1

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Fuck Todd. Post guys called Sinbad.

[VSG]

How about a creepy Sindbad instead?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2010/8/3/1280826494807/Sinbad-the-Sailor-Douglas-006.jpg

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I guess there aren't many options for Sinbads. You either get sailors, comedians or rotund window cleaners.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Might request a name change to Sinbad so I can add "internet poster" to that list.

[Ermaximus]

Rotund window cleaners.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

So this girl that I've kinda been seeing lately has said she's going to make me one of these

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YQm7VlJMBSo/SYFU9mHJcoI/AAAAAAAAAF0/mujPrlcg8Kk/s400/nofrontrib.png

[Corporate CockSnogger]

If I win this I will post a picture of myself wearing that hat following my weeklong ban.

Vote for Iggy

[Ermaximus]

Bill Paxton. Poor bastard has come a long way since playing Private Hudson in Aliens.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

That's Adam Baldwin.

[Ermaximus]

Oh thank the lord.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Hey guys, Iggy here. Just a quick reminder to you all that I'm a bad poster. Vote for me in this prestigious TPWW wrestling forum tournament.

[Londoner]

We get it iggy. You fucking awful poster.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Now that''s just mean.

[VSG]

TL wants a ride aboard the Heeeeeeeeeel Train.

[Londoner]

damn right yo

[screech]

TL wants a ride aboard the Heeeeeeeeeel Train.

He'd take it further than you, that's for sure.

[Ermaximus]

Screech has a mean streak VSG, watch out!

[Londoner]

screech knows

[VSG]

Screech is just pissed off because he knows Dave Batista is very likely banging Shelly Martinez right now.

[screech]

That sex tape would outdraw any event you could headline.

[Ermaximus]

You must spread more reputation around before repping Screech again.

[VSG]

No wonder my rep's been moving oh so slowly the last 2 days. Screech be stealing my WCW Thunder!

[screech]

Your rep is moving slowly because [thanks to me] people are starting to realize you are awful.

[Ermaximus]

:lol:

Someone help me get Screech at least 1 star. PLEASE!

[screech]

I could just steal VSG's star since he doesn't deserve it.

[screech]

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101226180635/mario/images/d/da/Item_Box_(Mario_Kart_64).png

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/thumb/d/d4/MarioParty8_Boo.png/64px-MarioParty8_Boo.png

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/thumb/f/fd/MarioKartWii_Star.png/64px-MarioKartWii_Star.png

[screech]

Flawless plan.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Speaking of stars. I seem to be missing 3.

[TNA&USA#1]

God this is so pathetic. Running down others to make yourselves feel better. Voting in this contest isn't going to get you a seat at the cool kids table. It's just not. I'm sorry.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Not too sure what you're talking about there. I'm head of the cool kids table and everyone that votes is welcome. Even cute little rascals like yourself.

[Shaved Monkey]

The following people understand and appreciate my untapped potential and I would just like to apologize if I voted against you as I voted before looking at the results. If I could do it all over again, I would support every last one of you.

AKin3D, BigDaddyCool, CSL, Flex Duran, Fragile X, Nicky Fives, NoJabbaNoBogRoll, Seth82, SlickyTrickyDamon, Snowden, Storer50, Tazz Dan, The Gold Standard, TL, Volare, What Would Kevin Do?, whiteyford

[Ermaximus]

As it stands, I have not voted yet. Also, I do NOT plan to vote against TNA&USA#1. I think he's better than he lets on, plus VSG is total shit.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I voted early so everybody knew who I hated. If I didn't vote for you, I hate you too. Vote for me :) Love you.

[screech]

My votes were random.

[screech]

Except VSG, of course, because he is atrocious.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Only just realised I'm against VSG. VSG is a tremendous poster. Vote for his opponent, me.

[Ermaximus]

VSG

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[Shaved Monkey]

As an aside to the person who just voted against me and tied the match up. I hope your testicles are trampled by a rhinoceros.

[VSG]

Mad hate for me in here which I am totally still encouraging but still I am losing huge. Fucking Ermaximus and his campaigns never seem to work :mad:

[HBPunk]

Fuckin hell, 31 votes is pretty high. Im still hugely confident ill be gone by the 1/4 final and this is AdamEvans title to fuck up. He is an unstoppable cock

[ThePhantom]

Why all of a sudden you come into the forums here HBPunk and act like such a bitch? You used to be entertaining and somewhat funny before, but now, watching you kiss ass to everyone, it is just pathetic.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

2 Iggy's through to the next round. Bring it. Vote for me.

[dhellova guy]

2 Iggy's through to the next round. Bring it. Vote for me.

But at least one didnt buddy...

[HBPunk]

Why all of a sudden you come into the forums here HBPunk and act like such a bitch? You used to be entertaining and somewhat funny before, but now, watching you kiss ass to everyone, it is just pathetic.

You watching me is whats pathetic. And if you think im a bitch then why don't you swing by my nutsack later, take out your feather duster and clean my balls like only you can you pretty little princess

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Don't vote for Iggy, that guy's a cunt. Vote Iginfest.

[Ermaximus]

Damnit, stop changing your name so damned much!

[The Jayman]

Iggy/Iginfest keeping us on our toes

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Sorry lads. Every time I saw "Iggy" though, Fisher Stevens in the Mario film popped into my head.

http://nintendorks.com/media/7/20091021-spike_iggy.jpg

[HBPunk]

fisher stevens is a massive twunt, not sure he's ever even acted in his life. a true heel