Taker it Easy
07-03-2011, 10:24 AM
One rule to rule them all... Taker it easy.
It is 1995 in Winnipeg Arena in Manitoba when the sexual sensation and confusion appears, Goldust. A legend debuts. Nobody gets pregnant.
http://i.imgur.com/UkPGq.gif
This man, this wrestler, is amazing. He has been a favorite since he gave Marty Jannetty ego death (yeah, fuck you Jannetty!! always trying to get Shawn to go to WCW...).
http://i.imgur.com/E7OE3.jpg
His first legendary feud was with Razor Ramon. These two worked so well together in many levels, in the ring and in character. Razor with his machismo and glistening body hair was BEYOND sexually confused when in the presence of Goldust, whom wanted everything Razor. So began THE MIND GAMES.
http://i.imgur.com/408FB.jpg
Ego death approached Razor and enveloped him at times. I like to imagine a younger Scott Hall being at bars, drinking and he is unknowingly on edge. Somewhere in the back of his mind he fears Goldust popping into the bar, fears what Goldust may make him feel... and do? Maybe, just maybe. MIND GAMES.
http://i.imgur.com/4hj9C.jpg
Briefly, other notable feuds include Mankind, The Undertaker (possibly the best and most well known), and some wife swapping with Marc Mero if you can recall him.
http://i.imgur.com/TnLYC.jpg
In a day where WWE had some of the greats of all time like HBK pre-shitty pants, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Mankind, Razor and Diesel who could all cut solid gold promos. Goldust had some of the best, most bizarre, creative and arguably real promos out there. They are timeless as something that can never be reproduced exactly. A brief shout out to Marlena who was always super hot and never got dull like Sable did. She smoked fatties too, yeah you know it. You also know she and Dustin has some amazing hotel sex on the road. She was great. Imagine having a time machine and getting Marlena and Sunny to go to bed with you :rant:.
http://i.imgur.com/h6vI5.jpg
I'm going to open up to you now so Taker it easy. When I think of Goldust I initially recall only one memory. It is a golden memory of confusion which followed me or haunted me or taunted me for many in real life years. To this day actually. So this memory has haunted for my whole life and riddled me with confusion.
It is RAW IS WAR and we are leading up to Wrestlemania 12. Piper is there and he intends to confront Goldust on Raw. Piper promos on Goldust in the ring, man to man, face to face. He shouts something about Goldust being gay. Now this is what I remember with a clarity that will never leave me. Piper shouts to Goldust, "I AM A LESBIAN!".
I am confused. I look at my brother. He is confused. I go to school still confused, hoping to find answers. I never asked anyone anything because who wants to look like a fool. I was naive. How is a man a lesbian? For awhile there I thought I was a lesbian. I thought that I should explain my sexual orientation as lesbian because that's what Piper did.
Next memory. Piper whooping on Goldust WM12. Insert OJ Simpson chase footage as 'footage of Piper chase Goldust in a car'. Now we are back in the ring and Piper is ripping off Goldusts wrestling gear. Goldust is wearing a womens corset and panties and leggings. /sexual confused forever.
http://i.imgur.com/zpGxI.jpg
Thank you Goldust. Goldust seems to be better now than ever. His body seems more fit now days and in better shape than he ever has been in. Please share some memories of Goldust below. Bonus picture to follow (aka is this one of you guys?)...
http://i.imgur.com/WqgFi.jpg
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Also, what is up with the Rhodes family? Dusty, Dustin and Cody all have sexually open gimmicks. Cody has the lesser of these at the moment but Dustin and Dusty have arguably been gay with their representation.
http://i.imgur.com/LLuMw.gif
On round table sometimes Dusty seems very gay. I can easily see him fitting in with Pat Patterson.
Long story short, who WOULD NOT want to grow up in the Rhodes house hold? Talk about it below.
http://i.imgur.com/CMgFB.jpg
It is 1995 in Winnipeg Arena in Manitoba when the sexual sensation and confusion appears, Goldust. A legend debuts. Nobody gets pregnant.
http://i.imgur.com/UkPGq.gif
This man, this wrestler, is amazing. He has been a favorite since he gave Marty Jannetty ego death (yeah, fuck you Jannetty!! always trying to get Shawn to go to WCW...).
http://i.imgur.com/E7OE3.jpg
His first legendary feud was with Razor Ramon. These two worked so well together in many levels, in the ring and in character. Razor with his machismo and glistening body hair was BEYOND sexually confused when in the presence of Goldust, whom wanted everything Razor. So began THE MIND GAMES.
http://i.imgur.com/408FB.jpg
Ego death approached Razor and enveloped him at times. I like to imagine a younger Scott Hall being at bars, drinking and he is unknowingly on edge. Somewhere in the back of his mind he fears Goldust popping into the bar, fears what Goldust may make him feel... and do? Maybe, just maybe. MIND GAMES.
http://i.imgur.com/4hj9C.jpg
Briefly, other notable feuds include Mankind, The Undertaker (possibly the best and most well known), and some wife swapping with Marc Mero if you can recall him.
http://i.imgur.com/TnLYC.jpg
In a day where WWE had some of the greats of all time like HBK pre-shitty pants, Bret Hart, Owen Hart, Mankind, Razor and Diesel who could all cut solid gold promos. Goldust had some of the best, most bizarre, creative and arguably real promos out there. They are timeless as something that can never be reproduced exactly. A brief shout out to Marlena who was always super hot and never got dull like Sable did. She smoked fatties too, yeah you know it. You also know she and Dustin has some amazing hotel sex on the road. She was great. Imagine having a time machine and getting Marlena and Sunny to go to bed with you :rant:.
http://i.imgur.com/h6vI5.jpg
I'm going to open up to you now so Taker it easy. When I think of Goldust I initially recall only one memory. It is a golden memory of confusion which followed me or haunted me or taunted me for many in real life years. To this day actually. So this memory has haunted for my whole life and riddled me with confusion.
It is RAW IS WAR and we are leading up to Wrestlemania 12. Piper is there and he intends to confront Goldust on Raw. Piper promos on Goldust in the ring, man to man, face to face. He shouts something about Goldust being gay. Now this is what I remember with a clarity that will never leave me. Piper shouts to Goldust, "I AM A LESBIAN!".
I am confused. I look at my brother. He is confused. I go to school still confused, hoping to find answers. I never asked anyone anything because who wants to look like a fool. I was naive. How is a man a lesbian? For awhile there I thought I was a lesbian. I thought that I should explain my sexual orientation as lesbian because that's what Piper did.
Next memory. Piper whooping on Goldust WM12. Insert OJ Simpson chase footage as 'footage of Piper chase Goldust in a car'. Now we are back in the ring and Piper is ripping off Goldusts wrestling gear. Goldust is wearing a womens corset and panties and leggings. /sexual confused forever.
http://i.imgur.com/zpGxI.jpg
Thank you Goldust. Goldust seems to be better now than ever. His body seems more fit now days and in better shape than he ever has been in. Please share some memories of Goldust below. Bonus picture to follow (aka is this one of you guys?)...
http://i.imgur.com/WqgFi.jpg
_____________________________________________________________
Also, what is up with the Rhodes family? Dusty, Dustin and Cody all have sexually open gimmicks. Cody has the lesser of these at the moment but Dustin and Dusty have arguably been gay with their representation.
http://i.imgur.com/LLuMw.gif
On round table sometimes Dusty seems very gay. I can easily see him fitting in with Pat Patterson.
Long story short, who WOULD NOT want to grow up in the Rhodes house hold? Talk about it below.
http://i.imgur.com/CMgFB.jpg