New MMA mod..

[Kris P Lettus]

Sorry I've been gone so long but I really thought someone *cough*Funky Fly*cough* would have picked up the slack.. Been gone like 2 months and there were still threads stickied from that time.. Anyway with me being gone so much I was thinking of giving up my modship.. IMO there are two guys who I'd think would make good mods and are losers who are always here..

My nominations are CSL or Next Big Thing..

There are more than that who can handle it but I think either of these two would be fair and even minded when people start bitching or whatever..

So guess use this thread to nominate who you think should get the job..

[MoFo]

I vote Krispy Lettuce to stay as mod.

[VSG]

I nominate Instant Classic

[VSG]

The above message was in no way under the influence of a handjob promise behind a certain junior high school btw.

[CSL]

Gotta say, I think CSL would be a top choice. That loser is here like all the time.

[Next Big Thing]

You should just do your damn job Kris P... But... If you insist on giving it away... I'll take that action. I'd never close that Rashad Evans thread though. It's too glorious.

[CSL]

Hate kids with cancer, such whiny bitches. And don't get me started on rape victims and premature babies.

wow, not very 'moddish' if you ask me

[Impact!]

I nominate Impact!

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I will throw my name in, with my extensive experience of ruling over the C-Fed Forum, and running the UFC Tipsters.

[Next Big Thing]

Damn it Jabba. Stay in the C-Fed forum with the other losers of your kind who participate in that lame crap. Honestly, who would want a C-Fedder being the MMA mod!?

If I am made a mod I will start a UFC tipsters thread where everyone can predict the outcomes of bouts and be awarded points for it. Brilliant idea. Glad I thought of it.

Also, in addition to hating kids with cancer, rape victims and premature babies, I attend National Federation of the Blind conventions so that I can practice my superman punches.

[RP]

If I'm made mod, I'll get us soda vending machines in the cafeteria

[VSG]

Ya that all sounds great but what about hand jobs, eh?

[Blitz]

I should probably have the modship.

[RP]

Me and blitz, co moderation. I bring the soda machines, blitz brings the handjobs.

[Funky Fly]

I dunno. Whatever is good.

[Next Big Thing]

I'd still prefer you stick around Kris.

But in all honesty, why not let both CSL and I both do it? Loose Cannon doesn't really come around much either. That way I can be the Good Witch to his Wicked Witch of the West... the Churchill to his Hitler... the Tazz Dan to his CSL. In other words... the good guy.

[Krimzon7]

Where is it stated that we need to have a dick for a mod? Is this a TPDub tradition? Kris P give it to NBT and be done with it

[CSL]

lol aww bless you, don't forget to go and cry in some of the other forums also

[IC Champion]

I would make the greatest mod this forum has ever seen. I would also give Funky Fly a free BJ, prison style.

[Krimzon7]

lol aww bless you, don't forget to go and cry in some of the other forums also

Enjoy your donkey.

[CSL]

See, this is why I'd make a tip top moderator of this here forum. In spite of the whining, the butthurt posts, the occasional utterly baffling ones and the mental handicap shining through every now and again, I still don't take any of it personally and would continue to make the MMA forum a welcoming place for the likes of Krimzon7 and any other challenged posters that might like to talk about Mixed Martial Arts right here on TPWW.net/forums #holierthanthePopemarriedtoMotherTeresa #evenmyfontcolourisangelic

[IC Champion]

You have font colour because you're a whore, showin it off for any man to see.

[CSL]

I resent that. We have females here too #hiZelda

[Krimzon7]

See, this is why I'd make a tip top moderator of this here forum. In spite of the whining, the butthurt posts, the occasional utterly baffling ones and the mental handicap shining through every now and again, I still don't take any of it personally and would continue to make the MMA forum a welcoming place for the likes of Krimzon7 and any other challenged posters that might like to talk about Mixed Martial Arts right here on TPWW.net/forums #holierthanthePopemarriedtoMotherTeresa #evenmyfontcolourisangelic

This thread asked for nominations, the option of having two mods was given. I disagree with that, because, well I think you're a dick. That's my vote. The mere fact that you can't accept or respect any opinion that doesn't gel with your view worries me more. Also calling me butthurt during you own butthurt rant is completely laughable

[Krimzon7]

But never mind me oh saintly CSL, continue your push to mod supremacy! My daft views should barely register on your god like radar.

[CSL]

a butthurt rant he doth say!

[IC Champion]

I resent that. We have females here too #hiZelda

We both know who the intended audience is.

[CSL]

Reavant :o

[The Naitch]

Everytime I see the name Instant Classic I think Instant Coffee. ALWAYS

First name I thought of when I read the thread title was Reavant

[Impact!]

Seriously though, Impact! for mod.

[IC Champion]

Everytime I see the name Instant Classic I think Instant Coffee. ALWAYS

First name I thought of when I read the thread title was Reavant

Filthy coffee drinker.

[RP]

Guys I'm mod now. Calm yourselves.

[Reavant]

rp.... whats the sign the chick is holding in your avatar say?

[RP]

http://www.imgur.com/rtRse.jpg

[Reavant]

ah ... nice

[Stickman]

So what exactly does a mod do on a subforum on a wrestling website anyways?

[Crimson]

They sell crack

[Next Big Thing]

via PM's and if you get your crack from somewhere else they ban you from the forums.

[RP]

I sell tylenol pm's . Waddup

[CSL]

So what exactly does a mod do on a subforum on a wrestling website anyways?

Sticky and unsticky threads in a timely and swift fashion, delete and merge duplicate/similar threads to keep the main forum page glistening and streamlined, edit delete/offensive posts, abuse the power etc. It's all very important.

[RP]

I can abuse the fuck out of that power. Vote me.

[Next Big Thing]

I think Kris P has dipped out again and completely forgotten about this.

[IC Champion]

Well me, NBT and CSL seem to be here on the most regular basis, with me and NBT being here the most it seems. CSL just wants to be mod because he thinks it will make people like him more.

[IC Champion]

Which is crazy, because I would already have his babies.

[CSL]

negro art thou crazy, the imagined sound of more glorious tears hitting keyboards because I'm such a big meanie if I'm mod is a lovely thought

[CSL]

that and I will do all in my power to bring democracy and stableization to this here region like the friend of the people that I am

[CSL]

YES WE CAN

[IC Champion]

As mod I would do everything in my power to improve the forum, maybe bring some new blood in here, liven the place up a little. I would also allow NBT to run MMA Tipsters cause that would just be awesome.

[IC Champion]

that and I will do all in my power to bring democracy and stableization to this here region like the friend of the people that I am

You're just another politician in a fancy font.

[Next Big Thing]

Thing is, this is the best forum for rational MMA talk. Underground is snobby and Sherdog is full of retards. If we had someone to ban CSL or at the very least edit all his posts to the smallest font size using black for the letter color, this place would MMA heaven. That's why I should be a mod.

[CSL]

oh shit, this dirty bastard's started a smear campaign

[Next Big Thing]

Either way we should definitely do an MMA tipsters. Should we start it up for Fedor/Hendo or advertise it for a bit and get it going with Ortiz/Evans?

[CSL]

I don't think you'll get much response doing for the Strikeforce shows, there were few enough guys before when it was UFC only so I'd stick to that

[IC Champion]

True, but that isn't some random Strikeforce show, it's arguably one of the biggest fights of the year.

[IC Champion]

Either way we should definitely do an MMA tipsters. Should we start it up for Fedor/Hendo or advertise it for a bit and get it going with Ortiz/Evans?

Either way it will be good for the forum. We need to bring in some new folks so it isn't always the same two or three people arguing all the time, not that it doesn't have it's moments, and Tipsters is a good way to do it.

[Next Big Thing]

That is true. I don't think too many people care about that card outside of the Fedor/Hendo fight. Although Miesha Tate's fine ass will be fighting on it.

Keeping it with the UFCs might get a consistently stronger response. Especially since after Ortiz/Evans, it's Silva/Okami, Jones/Jackson and Edgar/Maynard.

We could even get a Tipsters group page where people can post streams and share their best "Why CSL is a Terrible Person" stories.

[Crimson]

Jesus christ if this isn't a prelude to a three way orgy i dont know what is

[CSL]

Why CSL is a terrible person story #1: He is going to murder Crimson's face with a really big tin of beans

[Crimson]

Mmmm beans :)

[Krimzon7]

Everytime I see the name Instant Classic I think Instant Coffee. ALWAYS

First name I thought of when I read the thread title was Reavant

Every time I see instant coffee I think Sanka. Reavant is busy training/living/chillaxing....

[Krimzon7]

As mod I would do everything in my power to improve the forum, maybe bring some new blood in here, liven the place up a little. I would also allow NBT to run MMA Tipsters cause that would just be awesome.

MMA TIPSTERS WOULD ROCK. also, how bout a steroid/firing death pool? What other things can we rape from the wrestling forum to come off cool?

Originally, this was a serious post which devolved into sarcasm. I like tipsters, but I wanted to be the first to shit on my 'idea'

[Krimzon7]

I wouldn't wanna ban CSL, he's natures way of balancing the good in this forum. We can all agree to forget about him, the way Krisp has forgotten about this thread/idea!

Well, everyone except IC, who obviously is willing to go brokeback/ Mr. Mom for that white font (which always reminds me of stale shit-is THAT your gimmick).

[CSL]

Brilliant.

[CSL]

Going to need skin grafts soon with all of these sick burns you keep dropping on me.

[IC Champion]

OH SNAP

[Funky Fly]

I can tell you right now, most of you would make poor choices. Not because you wouldn't do the job well, but because you'd be too embroiled in forum events as they happen. You'd be under constant scrutiny as soon as any "internet is serious business" shenanigans happen.

I've got 3 guys in mind and 1 is already a mod.

[IC Champion]

I never get embroiled in forum events, and come on, Krisp was the previous mod.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The Mask and CSL, clearrrlllyyyy. Throw in some knighthoods while the ceremony takes place.

[VSG]

By knighthood you mean a facial cumshot?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I don't think Funky offers that as part of his ceremonies.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Not all-male moderator ones anyway.

[VSG]

Shaun Hasney *BOOM (Facial cumshot)*

[Funky Fly]

K, your new MMA mods are CSL and What Would Kevin Do? Congrats and stuff.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

DEMOCRACY WORKS!

[Kris P Lettus]

*cue Bruce Banner walking into sunset music*

[RP]

Whatever. I woulda took it somewhat seriously.

[IC Champion]

K, your new MMA mods are CSL and What Would Kevin Do? Congrats and stuff.

Guess when you're a mod, the bar is already pretty low...

[IC Champion]

Seriously, WWKD is like never in here.

[RP]

Seriously, WWKD is like never in here.

Yah. I mean I like him, but whatever.


Can we not call the pickem " Tipsters". How bout something original and unique to MMA forum?

[Funky Fly]

Seriously, WWKD is like never in here.

He's in here a fair bit. He's also a great mod. Don't believe me? Look at how many duplicate/stupid/inappropriate threads disappear from the wrestling forum all the time. I guess you guys wouldn't notice because the threads just disappear, but us mods can see who deleted a thread or post. You guys have no idea how good it just got in here.

CSL was another recommendation I put in and AAA surprised me by making 2 guys mod instead of one. It's for the better though. This forum is gonna get twice as much love, now.

Guys, the mod phone is open to you now. Pick a day when you're free so we can come and install a swanky new flashing red phone in your place. Seriously, though pm me if you got questions or anything.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

If you get the choice, take the blue flashing phone. The red one is a bit ostentatious.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Seriously, WWKD is like never in here.

I'm everywhere. Although Funky clearly speaks too highly of me, but I digress. But hey, it's okay, I :heart: you even if you don't :heart: me.

[IC Champion]

Typical cronyism. Though I have nothing against WWKD, still cronyism.

[Blitz]

MMA modships are serious business.

[Funky Fly]

Typical cronyism. Though I have nothing against WWKD, still cronyism.

if it were cronyism, I'd have had The Mask made mod. Everyone knows he and I are boys.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

If everyone doesn't stop complaining, I'll turn this forum around and make sure Fallen Angel and Guru Dave are also your new mods.

[Funky Fly]

Thank you.

[RP]

If everyone doesn't stop complaining, I'll turn this forum around and make sure Fallen Angel and Guru Dave are also your new mods.

Well we know Fallen Angel has experience in cummin all over threads.

[CSL]

anything need modding in here, any moderating to be done, anything need modding or changing or modding, no okay go about yr. business

[Next Big Thing]

May as well close this thread in all seriousness. Nothing more really to discuss. Not that it mattered anyways in the end.

[Bad Company]

To be fair, I should be the MMA Mod. I don't know that much about it, but I like it. Which makes me impartial. And I'm always on TPWW.

Do the right thing.

[GD]

Nice.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I nominate Rectal Pertruder. Give him his due.

[Reavant]

at least just call him a mod if your not going to give him the actual power...