View Full Version : Michael Tarver: Cena Intentionally Broke My Arm
screech
07-28-2011, 12:06 AM
From his Twitter (@TyroneEvansB20):
Translated by Cool King.
“Family, I'm a bad man. The Lord is my banner. So, stop me if you heard this one for starters, I went from sleeping in a car to being on 2 WrestleManias. Fun fact there. So this guy has a dream job but in advance, he meets his dream girl. As soon as he's on his dream job, he was to be away from his kids, so he makes it work while spending 3 years trying to get his daughter to Tampa to live with him, away from her addict mother.
“Now during this dream job, he fights, trains, shows crazy potential on the mic, regarded as one the best ever in development so he moves on to NXT and Raw where he is buried on TV and treated like trash backstage to the point where a certain top Superstar takes notice of this guy building steam with his promos backstage and begins to feel threatend. So one night on a PPV, the champ purposely fractures this persons arm with a chair and after the match backstage, laughs in his face about it and walks off. You know who I'm talking about, you just cant see him. Anyway, he takes out threats to his throne backstage, to the point where they even get released from their dream job and ironicaly, this guys dream wife leaves him, threatening to take everything from him. A month later on the same day his daughter was to move in with them. Now his daughter is hysterical beyond help and has to be sent back home after three years of fighting and one week here.
“Hmmmmm makes you wonder is it worth it, because in your opinion WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO IS BAD ENOUGH TO SCARE A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY? So who is all the things I've just mentioned? ME........I'M THAT BAD MAN...........The Lord is my banner!”
Thoughts? Do you buy the story? Typical bitterness after release?
UPDATE - His response to critics (copied from page 2):
The Lord is my banner! im going to clear the air in case you were under a rock or making love to yourself to redtube and missed the entire convo I had with fans yesterday.
I never said john cena "broke my arm on purpose" I did say he carelessly swung a chair at my head and I had to put my arm up and it fractured my arm and he knew I was hurt backstage because when I went to shake his hand he laughed and walked past me and then stopped and said "hows the arm" and laughed and walked away.
That's what actually happened as far as spelling no excuses.
Im dumb SIKE please im typing from a tablet and the words guessing function is a headache but useful when I do forget how to spell words like MARK or NERD LOL or even ADULT john cena fan who sits next to the 9 year old girls at tv tapings and screams louder.
But to be real and fair NO ONE draws like john cena, NO ONE. And I know from first hand experience and from that experience I learned a lot from john cena. But I don't care if you believe me or not I FEAR NO MAN OR HIS OPINIONS but I do appreciate your comments and opinions and feel free.
BTW DEAR ENEMIES AND HATERS, IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHAT I'M ABOUT TO BECOME AFTER THIS STORM YOU WOULDNT HAVE TESTED ME .......THE LORD IS MY BANNER
His side of the story about John Cena purposely injuring him with a chair:
“That night, David Otunga and I knew that we were taking chair shots and we knew when we were taking them, something of that magnitude can be dangerous and we were prepared for it. I had my reservations about it because on an independent show in 2005, a guy I was working with hurt me pretty bad with a chair, hitting me in the back of the head and necking leading to me being temporally unconscious and paralyzed for 45 minutes so I had reservations about taking chair shots. (During the segment), I look over and see David Otunga taking his shot and it sounded like it was a lot harder than it show have been so as I prepared for mine, I felt it and it felt like he was trying to swing for a home run so I dropped out and I wasn’t selling it because I was legit hurt. As I’m laying there, I see David Otunga taking multiple chair shots, more than the one that we were told we were taking so when I saw that I decided to get out of there because I was thinking about what happened in 2005 and when I get up, I see part of a chair swinging towards me and I put my left arm up to protect myself.
“Now before I continue, when you are in a situation like that in pro wrestling/sports entertainment and you know there is something that dangerous planned, there is no reason for you to have to protect yourself in that way from being legitimate hurt. There is a reason to protect yourself in a match to get that part over but to protect yourself like if you were getting shot at is something different. I’m not trying to say Cena was trying to maliciously hurt me, I’m just saying he wasn’t being very careful. So when he swung the chair, and I put my arm up to project myself, the point of the chair caught my left arm and immediately felt bones crack and knew something was seriously wrong so I ran because I wasn’t going to take another shot as I knew I couldn’t protect myself.
“I get backstage and its customary being a rookie, being as it is entertainment and we work together, for you to shake hands and thank the person, especially someone like John Cena, to shake his hand and thank him for that experience because he didn’t have to work with me or any of us for that matter. I’m in the back and I’m kicking all the trash cans and I’m angry and I’m trying not to yell because I didn’t want to lose my job. As he came back, I put my hand out and said “Thank You” and he just looked at me and walked past and of course I was even more angry. He made it about five more steps, looked over his shoulder, laughed and said “How’s the arm?” and I said “It’s fine” and he laughed again and walked off.”
el bobbo
07-28-2011, 12:12 AM
I can't understand a damn thing he wrote.
Next Big Thing
07-28-2011, 12:12 AM
It seems like he was on drugs or something when he wrote all that. I'm sure we'll be hearing about how his Twitter was hacked or something once he sobers up/comes down.
el bobbo
07-28-2011, 12:14 AM
What PPV was this? TLC?
Next Big Thing
07-28-2011, 12:16 AM
And the fact that he thinks Cena felt threatened by the fifth most talented guy in Nexus is laughable.
Skippord
07-28-2011, 12:16 AM
call me crazy, but I believe him
Aguakate
07-28-2011, 12:17 AM
LOL Cena felt threatened by Tarver's "steam"...
...shut up.
captaincharismark
07-28-2011, 12:40 AM
Tarver's only mad WWE buried him and is lashing out b/c he wasn't successful. Him even claiming Cena was threatened by his promos is laughable. I never saw anything special in him, so as far as I'm concerned Cena did us a favor. I highly doubt Cena would intentionally break his arm to save his career. Cena sure didn't have to worry about his spot over a no talented guy like Tarver...
Aguakate
07-28-2011, 12:42 AM
LOL, if Cena felt "threatened" by Tarver and broke his arm, I can only wonder what he'll do to Punk...
Razzamajazz
07-28-2011, 12:43 AM
so was he released or something?
Stealth-Icon
07-28-2011, 12:50 AM
Maybe if Tarver could write a something that could be understood I would care. I don't miss him and hope that he never returns to TV.
captaincharismark
07-28-2011, 12:51 AM
LOL, if Cena felt "threatened" by Tarver and broke his arm, I can only wonder what he'll do to Punk...
Cause Cena clearly breaks everyone's arm who tries to take his spot. Plz, more like Tarver being green caused the injury. He's delusional if he thinks there was a conspiracy to keep him out of the main event.
owenbrown
07-28-2011, 12:51 AM
I must have missed the part where he was released
Shisen Kopf
07-28-2011, 12:53 AM
I heard that when John Cena visits all those make a wish kids he ends the night by breaking their arms. What a prick!
captaincharismark
07-28-2011, 12:56 AM
I heard that when John Cena visits all those make a wish kids he ends the night by breaking their arms. What a prick!
It sends a message........Don't fuck with me;)
Mr. Pierre
07-28-2011, 01:02 AM
Seems like a real educated man.
Skippord
07-28-2011, 01:25 AM
Michael Tarver is better than all of your favorite wrestlers
Then multiplied by 3 Kurt Angle's
Skippord
07-28-2011, 01:38 AM
and 7 Triple H's
Lock Jaw
07-28-2011, 02:08 AM
Cena prolly gonna be Assassinated soon.
Thunder Savage Go
07-28-2011, 02:14 AM
YAHWE NISSI. nope it doesn't spell any superstar's name backwards. Who broke his arm?
Aguakate
07-28-2011, 02:24 AM
Cena prolly gonna be Assassinated soon.
Punk prolly gonna be Assassinated soon.
...I mean, if Cena broke Tarver's arm after feeling "threatened", he'll probably shoot Punk.
Believe it? Can't even understand it.
Cool King
07-28-2011, 04:42 AM
YAHWE NISSI. Dnt understand th majrty is sayn,,,,
Cool King
07-28-2011, 04:49 AM
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Cool King
07-28-2011, 05:07 AM
My attempt to put it in English.
“Family, I'm a bad man. YAHWEH NISSI. So, stop me if you heard this one for starters, I went from sleeping in a car to being on 2 WrestleManias. Fun fact there. So this guy has a dream job but in advance, he meets his dream girl. As soon as he's on his dream job, he was to be away from his kids, so he makes it work while spending 3 years trying to get his daughter to Tampa to live with him, away from her addict mother.
“Now during this dream job, he fights, trains, shows crazy potential on the mic, regarded as one the best ever in development so he moves on to NXT and Raw where he is buried on TV and treated like trash backstage to the point where a certain top Superstar takes notice of this guy building steam with his promos backstage and begins to feel threatend. So one night on a PPV, the champ purposely fractures this persons arm with a chair and after the match backstage, laughs in his face about it and walks off. You know who I'm talking about, you just cant see him. Anyway, he takes out threats to his throne backstage, to the point where they even get released from their dream job and ironicaly, this guys dream wife leaves him, threatening to take everything from him. A month later on the same day his daughter was to move in with them. Now his daughter is hysterical beyond help and has to be sent back home after three years of fighting and one week here.
“Hmmmmm makes you wonder is it worth it, because in your opinion WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO IS BAD ENOUGH TO SCARE A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY? So who is all the things I've just mentioned? ME........I'M THAT BAD MAN...........YAHWEH NISSI”
Cool King
07-28-2011, 05:08 AM
Looks like he typed it all up when he was drunk/high.
Sounds like his girlfriend left him and is now threatening to take all his stuff and he's not able to have his daughter live with him because of it.
So he probably got drunk/high one night, typed that up and is blaming John Cena for all his problems.
#1-norm-fan
07-28-2011, 05:44 AM
He's trying to create internet controversy to get hired back and get thrown into an "art imitating life" storyline with John Cena. Worked for Matt Hardy with Edge and Lita. Rock and Cena had an internet feud that has now become one of the most hyped matches of all time. Punk started speaking his mind and being controversial and got a new contract and the biggest push of his life.
Unfortunately, Michael Tarver is no Rock, no Cena and no CM Punk. He is also no Matt Hardy. It's hilarious to think that he thinks it might work though.
#1-norm-fan
07-28-2011, 05:47 AM
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It's like this Mr. Show sketch. Bob Odenkirk is Vince McMahon. David Cross is Michael Tarver. The other three guys are three random wrestlers that Vince actually gives a shit about.
Skippord
07-28-2011, 06:23 AM
Michael Tarver makes the Rock look like Harvey Whippleman
JimmyMess
07-28-2011, 06:44 AM
I had to stop reading that.
It reads like a handicap person or an 8 year old wrote it.
If Tarver is looking into other career options, writing should not be one of them.
Tom Guycott
07-28-2011, 07:31 AM
Tarver went about this all wrong.
If he felt Cena intentionally broke his arm, he should have thrown a tempertantrum in the ring and called him "STUPID!" Had he done that, he'd still have a job today. :shifty:
#BROKEN Hasney
07-28-2011, 08:09 AM
Cena was scared of Tarver, but is fine with Punk. It's because Cena wants to be the blackest main eventer there is.
screech
07-28-2011, 08:21 AM
YAHWEH NISSI means The Lord is my banner, for anyone wondering.
Cena was scared of Tarver, but is fine with Punk. It's because Cena wants to be the blackest main eventer there is.
So what'd he do to Truth?
YAHWEH NISSI means The Lord is my banner, for anyone wondering.
Thought he just bashed his keyboard and that came out.
screech
07-28-2011, 08:26 AM
Well I tried that and it didn't come up so I did some research.
#BROKEN Hasney
07-28-2011, 08:31 AM
So what'd he do to Truth?
Saddled him with a crazy gimmick that never gets over in the main event.
Skippord
07-28-2011, 08:37 AM
if Tarver had Truth's gimmick he would have unified every title and been the main focus of Raw, Smackdown, Superstars, iMPACT Wrestling, ROH, The Very Best Of Monday Nitro DVD boxset, and The Dark Knight Rises
Rock Bottom
07-28-2011, 08:39 AM
rofl
kareru
07-28-2011, 10:01 AM
when did tarder ever cut a promo?
all i remember him doing was just standing around with a bandana on his face.
also as much as we hate cena as a character iv'e heard nothing but good things about him from wrestlers about what a nice guy he is, i doubt he intentionally broke anything of anyone
Kane Knight
07-28-2011, 10:46 AM
Well, it seems hard to believe that Cena's going to intentionally injure someone, but Tarver's saying something bad about Cena so I'm going to believe it.
http://i47.tinypic.com/2u57qqp.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/2elefzt.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/dxcyrk.jpg
http://i48.tinypic.com/dgt5l0.jpg
lol that was hilarious scrolling down.
Shadrick
07-28-2011, 11:46 AM
I do not believe this story.
Storer50
07-28-2011, 02:45 PM
Tarver is just scared to admit it was little Jimmy who broke his arm.
Battlekat
07-28-2011, 03:11 PM
Just another guy crying sour grapes basically. The fact that he believes he is worth sabotaging is laughable. Like someone else said, all he did was stand in the background with a bandana over his face.
Anybody Thrilla
07-28-2011, 03:22 PM
The bandanna had a "T" on it, though. I'm assuming it was short for "The Next John Cena", which could definitely make Cena jealous.
El Fangel
07-28-2011, 03:32 PM
I can't understand a damn thing he wrote.
Ultra Mantis
07-28-2011, 03:49 PM
Hold on a second, Tarver was on two Wrestlemanias!?!
Volchok
07-28-2011, 07:53 PM
Hold on a second, Tarver was on two Wrestlemanias!?!
Yeah seriously what Wrestlemania's?
has to mean "at" 2 WrestleMania's. All of the first season NXT guys were at 26, there's footage of it knocking around. And he'd have been at this years also since like every single person under contract tends to be there. Hardly "on" though.
Kane Knight
07-28-2011, 08:24 PM
http://i47.tinypic.com/2u57qqp.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/2elefzt.jpg
http://i46.tinypic.com/dxcyrk.jpg
http://i48.tinypic.com/dgt5l0.jpg
When did Kane wear blackface?
about 2003
http://retro4.tripod.com/kanenew.jpg
Was only when he showed up on NXT as "Michael Tarver" that he managed to work out how to wrestle without smudging it.
captaincharismark
07-28-2011, 09:56 PM
about 2003
http://retro4.tripod.com/kanenew.jpg
Was only when he showed up on NXT as "Michael Tarver" that he managed to work out how to wrestle without smudging it.
Damn, Kane was burnt worse in that fire than I thought if he went from this to Michael Tarver...
Kane Knight
07-28-2011, 10:38 PM
about 2003
http://retro4.tripod.com/kanenew.jpg
Was only when he showed up on NXT as "Michael Tarver" that he managed to work out how to wrestle without smudging it.
I can even see the beginning of a Jerry Curl there.
Nappy-Headed Hos all the way.
RVDmark
07-29-2011, 05:47 AM
I can't understand a damn thing he wrote.
:y:
Volare
07-29-2011, 06:54 AM
I'm waiting for him to pull a Kanye and say Vince McMahon hates black people.
screech
07-29-2011, 11:21 AM
Minor update to Cool King's translation:
“Family, I'm a bad man. The Lord is my banner. So, stop me if you heard this one for starters, I went from sleeping in a car to being on 2 WrestleManias. Fun fact there. So this guy has a dream job but in advance, he meets his dream girl. As soon as he's on his dream job, he was to be away from his kids, so he makes it work while spending 3 years trying to get his daughter to Tampa to live with him, away from her addict mother.
“Now during this dream job, he fights, trains, shows crazy potential on the mic, regarded as one the best ever in development so he moves on to NXT and Raw where he is buried on TV and treated like trash backstage to the point where a certain top Superstar takes notice of this guy building steam with his promos backstage and begins to feel threatend. So one night on a PPV, the champ purposely fractures this persons arm with a chair and after the match backstage, laughs in his face about it and walks off. You know who I'm talking about, you just cant see him. Anyway, he takes out threats to his throne backstage, to the point where they even get released from their dream job and ironicaly, this guys dream wife leaves him, threatening to take everything from him. A month later on the same day his daughter was to move in with them. Now his daughter is hysterical beyond help and has to be sent back home after three years of fighting and one week here.
“Hmmmmm makes you wonder is it worth it, because in your opinion WHO DO YOU KNOW WHO IS BAD ENOUGH TO SCARE A BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY? So who is all the things I've just mentioned? ME........I'M THAT BAD MAN...........The Lord is my banner!”
RiX1024
07-29-2011, 11:30 AM
first, I don't understand a dang word he typed. secondly, he might be bitter because he used his broken arm as an excuse.
screech
07-29-2011, 11:49 AM
More tweets. I'll try to translate before posting this time (though it wasn't too bad):
The Lord is my banner! im going to clear the air in case you were under a rock or making love to yourself to redtube and missed the entire convo I had with fans yesterday.
I never said john cena "broke my arm on purpose" I did say he carelessly swung a chair at my head and I had to put my arm up and it fractured my arm and he knew I was hurt backstage because when I went to shake his hand he laughed and walked past me and then stopped and said "hows the arm" and laughed and walked away.
That's what actually happened as far as spelling no excuses.
Im dumb SIKE please im typing from a tablet and the words guessing function is a headache but useful when I do forget how to spell words like MARK or NERD LOL or even ADULT john cena fan who sits next to the 9 year old girls at tv tapings and screams louder.
But to be real and fair NO ONE draws like john cena, NO ONE. And I know from first hand experience and from that experience I learned a lot from john cena. But I don't care if you believe me or not I FEAR NO MAN OR HIS OPINIONS but I do appreciate your comments and opinions and feel free.
screech
07-29-2011, 11:52 AM
BTW DEAR ENEMIES AND HATERS, IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHAT I'M ABOUT TO BECOME AFTER THIS STORM YOU WOULDNT HAVE TESTED ME .......THE LORD IS MY BANNER
screech
07-29-2011, 11:53 AM
I never said john cena "broke my arm on purpose"
So one night on a PPV, the champ purposely fractures this person's arm with a chair and after the match backstage, laughs in his face about it and walks off. You know who I'm talking about, you just cant see him.
Just so we're all on the same page.
Ultra Mantis
07-29-2011, 12:02 PM
So basically two-time Wrestlemania all-star Michael Tarver doesnt know how to protect on a chair shot, cried and blamed Cena backstage so he was mocked in return when he went for the handshake.
"Michael Tarver: Cena Intentionally Hurt My Feelings After I Accused Him of Purposely Trying To Break My Arm"
...where he is buried on TV and treated like trash backstage to the point where a certain top Superstar takes notice of this guy building steam with his promos backstage and begins to feel threatend.
Just an observation...If he was being buried on tv and being treated like trash, then how in the blue hell was he building steam?
Next Big Thing
07-29-2011, 12:35 PM
two-time Wrestlemania all-star Michael Tarver
This is how he should be referred to from now on. Give the man the respect he deserves. A Superstar so hot, the WWE had to release him.
captaincharismark
07-29-2011, 01:24 PM
He obviously became such a mega star that WWE never used him again. He goes out of his way to challenge his detractors, using God as his excuse? Tarver's lame attempt to blame ppl for not seeing his "talent" is laughable. About as apparent as his promos that were threatening Cena to begin with.
I think Tarver missed his calling, b/c with such contradicting statements he could've been a comedian with those dumbass claims...
#BROKEN Hasney
07-29-2011, 01:39 PM
I felt the most sorry for the WWE fans who were all pulling for a future Wrestlemania main event of Trent Baretta Vs. Michael Tarver.
This is too bad. I actually really liked Tarver. I don't know about his "amazing mic skills" that he talks about, but he had a very intimidating and cool look, and he could actually wrestle, too. I was pretty disappointed when he got let go, and now that he's gone ahead and burned the shit out of his bridge, we'll probably never see his stupid ass again.
mhirn3
07-29-2011, 06:16 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck he said.
http://www.debbieschlussel.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/ebonics.gif
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2011, 06:29 PM
Being a racist is not clever.
mhirn3
07-29-2011, 06:30 PM
It's not racist if it's true.
Someone who doesn't know how to spell like Tarver is an uneducated fuck....doesn't have anything to do with his skin color. Perhaps you are the racist lol
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2011, 06:32 PM
Ebonics.
Root = ebony
Ebony = black
You are really a moron, and I'm beginning to grow quite a distaste for you. Not like that matters, of course.
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2011, 06:34 PM
Ebonics (a combination of the words ebony and phonics) is a term that was originally intended to refer to the language of all people descended from enslaved Black Africans, particularly in West Africa, the Caribbean, and North America. Since 1996, Ebonics has primarily been used to refer to African American Vernacular English (AAVE), a dialect distinctively different from Standard American English.
See how Ebonics has to do with black people? Do you see?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ebonics
mhirn3
07-29-2011, 06:36 PM
Wow dude, was totally JOKING. Settle.
mhirn3
07-29-2011, 06:36 PM
You are really a moron, and I'm beginning to grow quite a distaste for you. Not like that matters, of course.
Trust me the feeling is mad mutual, you're a whiny bitch I've noticed.
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2011, 06:39 PM
If calling you out for repeated stupidity on numerous topics makes me a 'whiny bitch', I fail to see the correlation, but I suppose I can live with it. You should probably do some research on things before making stupid comments and backpedaling out of them immediately when you are proven wrong.
Jordan
07-29-2011, 06:41 PM
God I hate him already.
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2011, 06:42 PM
Michael Tarver definitely made a pretty ridiculous tweet there. Would you have posted your hilarious ebonics picture for that gibberish that Gene Snitsky was tweeting last week?
Honestly, it's fine if you want to be racist. That's your choice. Don't act like you're not being racist, though, and accept that some people may think you're foolish for it.
Jordan
07-29-2011, 06:43 PM
Talking about Tarver not the race war happening, I'm staying out :cool:
mhirn3
07-29-2011, 06:44 PM
If you want to continue to be an asshole, go all the way with it, stop being selectively assholish.
I wasn't trying to be racist with it, I was saying that I've heard interviews with him before where he didn't bother to try and sound educated, just spoke in ebonics the whole time and came off like a jackass....kind of like he did here. I'm sorry that I prefer my entertainers and public figures speak in a clear manner and not one in which I have to try and figure out what the hell they're saying. My fucking bad dude. Carry on the hatred, you're an angry awful little person.
Yes, I probably would have. I wanted to post a dictionary but couldn't find a pic I liked so I went with that. Once again thanks for your concern.
Jordan
07-29-2011, 06:48 PM
I would like to see Michael Tarver vs Gene Snitsky in a Thunderdome Cage Match, TWO MEN ENTER ONE MAN LEAVES.
Of course the surprise is that after the battle, we thrust Matt Hardy into the arena to face the winner, then the winner of that faces an inferno.
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2011, 06:48 PM
Michael Tarver is hardly a public figure, and arguably an entertainer. You were being a doofus, and I called you on it. You don't have to get angry because you are so wrong. Either admit your mistake like a man or go on a fully racist tirade. Make up your mind.
Shadrick
07-29-2011, 06:49 PM
And the fact that you used the word "ebonics" though...
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2011, 06:51 PM
And the fact that you used the word "ebonics" though...
Right. That was his first mistake. Then he said "it isn't racist if it's true!" like some Grand Wizard or something. He could have avoided all of this. I'm just bringing his ignorance to light, if for no one's benefit but his very own. I'd hate to see him be so foolish in public in front of real people. Arguing with me here is no harm, no foul.
mhirn3
07-29-2011, 06:52 PM
Michael Tarver is hardly a public figure, and arguably an entertainer. You were being a doofus, and I called you on it. You don't have to get angry because you are so wrong. Either admit your mistake like a man or go on a fully racist tirade. Make up your mind.
Fuck off? Since when are you the messiah of shit around here? He IS a public figure as he until recently was on tv....tv = public just so ya know. Entertainer is his job, this entertainer on tv = public figure. Just to do some math for ya. It wasn't a mistake, we're all allowed to think whatever we want...if one dbag on a messageboard doesn't like me then so be it, I guess that'll be you now here if you'd like. No skin off my back.
And the fact that you used the word "ebonics" though...
Ok fine.....he's uneducated instead. Better?
Jordan
07-29-2011, 06:53 PM
Michael Tarver is hardly a public figure, and arguably an entertainer.
Hahahaha so true, he really never entertained anyone.
I really hated him after he fucked up Daniel Bryan's sick kick to the head on Cena in the NXT beatdown, fuckin Tarver.
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2011, 06:54 PM
No skin off my back.
God, is EVERYTHING about skin with you? :roll:
Shadrick
07-29-2011, 06:54 PM
Fuck off? Since when are you the messiah of shit around here? He IS a public figure as he until recently was on tv....tv = public just so ya know. Entertainer is his job, this entertainer on tv = public figure. Just to do some math for ya. It wasn't a mistake, we're all allowed to think whatever we want...if one dbag on a messageboard doesn't like me then so be it, I guess that'll be you now here if you'd like. No skin off my back.
Ok fine.....he's uneducated instead. Better?
OBVIOUSLY more acceptable than something that is, you know, race specific...
mhirn3
07-29-2011, 06:55 PM
Cool. Maybe now we can move the fuck on.
mhirn3
07-29-2011, 06:56 PM
God, is EVERYTHING about skin with you? :roll:
http://images.wikia.com/assassinscreed/images/2/23/Clap.gif
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2011, 07:05 PM
http://i53.tinypic.com/8z032p.gif
mhirn3
07-29-2011, 07:10 PM
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Vastardikai
07-29-2011, 07:17 PM
Wasn't Tarver one of the bodyguards for Floyd Mayweather during that match?
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2011, 07:21 PM
You're thinking of Big Swoll.
Jordan
07-29-2011, 07:32 PM
Here we go again
screech
07-29-2011, 07:46 PM
Jesus Christ, mhirn3.
screech
07-29-2011, 07:50 PM
This is why I don't make threads.
Vastardikai
07-29-2011, 07:50 PM
You're thinking of Big Swoll.
I could have sworn that he was one of the un-named Bodyguards.
Anybody Thrilla
07-29-2011, 07:58 PM
He probably was. I was joking.
Tom Guycott
07-29-2011, 08:09 PM
The most comedic thing about this is people like Chavo or Kennedy have the skills and abilities to back up their rants. They may seem like dicks after saying what they've said, but they're actually... you know... TALENTED. If Chavo wrestled somewhere of note (say, ROH for sake of argument), it would be noteworthy. His comments may have rubbed people the wrong way, but at the end of the day, there was a grain of truth in it, and he's still talented and could get by/get over on said talents. If Tarver showed up on the same show, he's not going to warrant the same kind of attention... yet he seems to think he would. That's some self-sabotaging ego trip.
Tarver is just a TPWW meme. At best, he's a cheap Ahmed Johnson clone... and WWE has a better one in Big Zeke now and Monty Brown from before. This rant just makes him seem more like a Teddy Hart or Matt Hardy.
Skippord
07-29-2011, 08:12 PM
Tom Guycott better watch out for The Angel Of Tarver
Kane Knight
07-29-2011, 08:34 PM
Jesus Christ, mhirn3.
He was black.
mhirn3
07-29-2011, 09:22 PM
Jesus Christ, mhirn3.
Mhirn3 will be fine, no need to add the other part. I'm a mortal just like you guys.
Shadrick
07-29-2011, 10:43 PM
Cool. Maybe now we can move the fuck on.
It's funny how YOU'RE irritated that WE were calling you out on YOUR statement. lol. But yes, we can move on now.
And Tarver is weird.
SammyG
07-29-2011, 11:03 PM
That tweet hurt to read.
Mooияakeя™
07-31-2011, 06:36 PM
Sounds like a fucking promo from R-Truth lately.
Savio
07-31-2011, 06:48 PM
YAHWE NISSI. nope it doesn't spell any superstar's name backwards. Who broke his arm?
Yahweh is Jesus's name in hebrew.
Yahweh is the name of God in Hebrew. Courtesy of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Savio
07-31-2011, 08:24 PM
oh right right
St. Jimmy
07-31-2011, 08:42 PM
Whatever language that wasn't, I don't speak it.
screech
07-31-2011, 11:56 PM
Both messages translated & edited into original post.
M-A-G
08-01-2011, 04:24 PM
How can he be buried and gaining steam at the same time?
M-A-G
08-01-2011, 04:25 PM
That tweet hurt to read.
Making it indistinguishable from other tweets. This could just be Kurt Angle after another pub crawl for all we know.
M-A-G
08-01-2011, 04:28 PM
He probably was. I was joking.
Gotta make those child support payments somehow.
M-A-G
08-01-2011, 04:31 PM
By the way, that should not be interpreted as a racist comment. If I wanted to make a racist joke I'd say something like the reason why Impact Wrestling is missing the mark with Hispanic viewers is because for some of them crossing one line was hard enough.
mhirn3
08-05-2011, 01:45 AM
It's funny how YOU'RE irritated that WE were calling you out on YOUR statement. lol. But yes, we can move on now.
And Tarver is weird.
:y:
SlickyTrickyDamon
08-05-2011, 02:09 AM
I didn't even know he was released.
screech
08-23-2011, 08:27 PM
Bumping this cause Tarver was a guest on Unplugged & spoke about a lot of stuff, but here's what's relevant to this thread:
His side of the story about John Cena purposely injuring him with a chair:
“That night, David Otunga and I knew that we were taking chair shots and we knew when we were taking them, something of that magnitude can be dangerous and we were prepared for it. I had my reservations about it because on an independent show in 2005, a guy I was working with hurt me pretty bad with a chair, hitting me in the back of the head and necking leading to me being temporally unconscious and paralyzed for 45 minutes so I had reservations about taking chair shots. (During the segment), I look over and see David Otunga taking his shot and it sounded like it was a lot harder than it show have been so as I prepared for mine, I felt it and it felt like he was trying to swing for a home run so I dropped out and I wasn’t selling it because I was legit hurt. As I’m laying there, I see David Otunga taking multiple chair shots, more than the one that we were told we were taking so when I saw that I decided to get out of there because I was thinking about what happened in 2005 and when I get up, I see part of a chair swinging towards me and I put my left arm up to protect myself.
“Now before I continue, when you are in a situation like that in pro wrestling/sports entertainment and you know there is something that dangerous planned, there is no reason for you to have to protect yourself in that way from being legitimate hurt. There is a reason to protect yourself in a match to get that part over but to protect yourself like if you were getting shot at is something different. I’m not trying to say Cena was trying to maliciously hurt me, I’m just saying he wasn’t being very careful. So when he swung the chair, and I put my arm up to project myself, the point of the chair caught my left arm and immediately felt bones crack and knew something was seriously wrong so I ran because I wasn’t going to take another shot as I knew I couldn’t protect myself.
“I get backstage and its customary being a rookie, being as it is entertainment and we work together, for you to shake hands and thank the person, especially someone like John Cena, to shake his hand and thank him for that experience because he didn’t have to work with me or any of us for that matter. I’m in the back and I’m kicking all the trash cans and I’m angry and I’m trying not to yell because I didn’t want to lose my job. As he came back, I put my hand out and said “Thank You” and he just looked at me and walked past and of course I was even more angry. He made it about five more steps, looked over his shoulder, laughed and said “How’s the arm?” and I said “It’s fine” and he laughed again and walked off.”
screech
08-23-2011, 08:27 PM
This jumped out at me:
I’m not trying to say Cena was trying to maliciously hurt me, I’m just saying he wasn’t being very careful.
Interesting how the story changes a bit each time he's asked about it.
screech
08-23-2011, 08:29 PM
Also edited newest message into first post in case anyone missed it or wants to get up to speed.
Vastardikai
08-23-2011, 09:29 PM
Well, 'wasn't being very careful' isn't something you can get sued for. 'intentionally broke my arm' is.
Skippord
08-23-2011, 09:43 PM
He is an honest and brilliant man
Anybody Thrilla
08-23-2011, 09:47 PM
Sounds like Cena snubbed him because Tarver didn't trust Cena to not hurt him, then he ran away like a bitch.
Skippord
08-23-2011, 09:50 PM
Tarver clearly didn't trust himself to not beat Cena to death with his bare hands.
Anybody Thrilla
08-23-2011, 09:52 PM
That is another way to view it, I suppose.
chrisat928
08-23-2011, 10:45 PM
I don't care if you are a rookie in the business, if someone hurts you in the ring, and you don't bring it up when asked, you're a fucking moron.
screech
08-23-2011, 11:34 PM
Tarver clearly didn't trust himself to not beat Cena to death with his bare hands.
Finally we get to the bottom of it.
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