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Gertner
08-11-2011, 02:26 PM
He returned last week on superstars in a squash match and has another one this week. anybody else like him? I like him a lot. He has a cool look.

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whiteyford
08-11-2011, 02:29 PM
Hes like a full sized Taz with all the suplexes, pretty agile for the size he is too.

Gertner
08-11-2011, 02:30 PM
Pretty neat to see a high cross body used as a finisher, but it looks cool after he hits the Avalanche.

whiteyford
08-11-2011, 02:31 PM
Is he through with Del Rio now?

Gertner
08-11-2011, 02:31 PM
I think so

Emperor Smeat
08-11-2011, 02:41 PM
I liked him during last season of NXT and wanted him to win instead of Curtis.

He was good as a bodyguard style character for Del Rio and could have helped Del Rio a lot more to have him drafted to RAW instead of being split up.

Battlekat
08-11-2011, 02:43 PM
I'll definitely have to check this out when I get out of work. I do remember him having an awesome/menacing look when he was Del Rio's bodyguard. I'd imagine the Crossbody looks awesome as a finisher.

Rammsteinmad
08-11-2011, 02:45 PM
You can't stand Christian, yet you think Brodus Clay has a cool look? The fuck is wrong with you?

Wishbone
08-11-2011, 03:31 PM
Brodus is pretty awesome probably one of my favorite things to come out of NXT. Would love to see them use him more down the line dude has the skills to fill that 'Big man' role extremely well and his matches arn't total snooze fests like some of the bigger guys WWE has.

Gertner
08-11-2011, 04:19 PM
You can't stand Christian, yet you think Brodus Clay has a cool look? The fuck is wrong with you?

He does have a cool look and Christian is good but horribly over-rated by the IWC. He's Marty Jannetty in 2011

Supreme Olajuwon
08-11-2011, 04:35 PM
I like him I just wish he'd cover up all that cellulite on his legs.

Rollermacka
08-11-2011, 04:57 PM
I like him I just wish he'd cover up all that cellulite on his legs.

You think that's bad, for awhile in FCW they had him in the short tights with no shirt on. He looked like he was wearing a diaper with his stomach hanging over

Juan
08-11-2011, 05:23 PM
He kinda sucks tbh.

Shisen Kopf
08-11-2011, 05:48 PM
Brodus Clay is a fat slob. The end.

Rock Bottom
08-11-2011, 09:20 PM
He kinda sucks tbh.

teamXtremist
08-11-2011, 11:11 PM
dude is whack slow fat and a clod.

Aguakate
08-11-2011, 11:16 PM
Pretty soon we'll have some threads here where members rant about Brodus Clay's "lack of a push"...

...coming soon.

Shisen Kopf
08-11-2011, 11:29 PM
Why give him a push? He's total crap. He gets to stick around but Masters and Kozlov get the boot. Turrible!

Vastardikai
08-12-2011, 03:52 AM
http://www.revelinnewyork.com/sites/default/files/King-Kong-Bundy-1.jpg

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http://www.wrestlesite.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/brodus-clay.jpg

Tom Guycott
08-12-2011, 04:00 AM
Wait, is that first guy King Kong Bundy, or Butterbean?

I know, I know. Just sayin'. Looks like Butterbean in that promo photo, sans Apollo Creed trunks.

Also, perfect opportunity for this again:

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RiX1024
08-12-2011, 05:39 AM
all we need is him to reintroduce the 5 count.

Battlekat
08-12-2011, 08:45 AM
I watched this when I got home from work (no video capabilities here). I was thinking a crossbody off the top when I originally read this thread. That finisher is shit and they should definitely change it.

Autobahn
08-12-2011, 08:46 AM
I like him, but every time he jumps around it looks like a boob will pop out of his outfit.

wwe2222
08-12-2011, 09:21 AM
I happen to like him a lot. Has a different look to him. Would do great as a bodyguard type guy.

Hanso Amore
08-12-2011, 10:28 AM
I think if they are serious about rebuilding the tag ranks, a Big n Small team of Brodus Clay and another new young guy could be a solid Heel Tag Team. Give them a moutpiece and get it going.

Pair him with Kidd? Or someone from developmental.

Battlekat
08-12-2011, 10:31 AM
I think if they are serious about rebuilding the tag ranks, a Big n Small team of Brodus Clay and another new young guy could be a solid Heel Tag Team. Give them a moutpiece and get it going.

Pair him with Kidd? Or someone from developmental.

I really like that idea actually, that sounds like it'd be a pretty sweet tag team :y:

Rammsteinmad
08-12-2011, 01:48 PM
Just watched his second squash match this week on Superstars. This guy sucks. All the people who are acting like 'he's something else' or whatever, what the fuck are you watching? He's like any other immobile big man. And his Crossbody is pretty shit to be honest. Would look better if he just charged into his opponent, kinda like The Pounce.

Rammsteinmad
08-12-2011, 01:49 PM
As a bodyguard (like he did with Del Rio) he works fine, though.

Vastardikai
08-12-2011, 03:14 PM
Brodus' Crossbody < Tursas' Crossbody

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Lock Jaw
08-12-2011, 04:31 PM
Just watched Brodus squash that kid from Tough Enough.

I like Brodus. Not in the way that I want to see him as a world champion or anything... but in the "old school big fat wrestler guy who can always look like a threat even if they aren't".

Gertner
08-12-2011, 04:34 PM
btw, I LOVE fat wrestler squashing small wrestler. Where's Big Daddy V when you need him.

thedamndest
08-12-2011, 04:58 PM
He looks like he could be a pretty decent big man if he could lose 50 pounds. He's gassed after two minutes. He looks like something I would have made ten years ago in WWE Attitude. Which is not a good thing.

Mr. Nerfect
08-12-2011, 07:11 PM
I like the guy enough. I find him intriguing at the moment. I don't think the dude is ready for any sort of big angle just yet, though. I'd keep him squashing guys on Superstars for a few weeks, and see if his shtick starts to get over. I'd be more interested if he used a different move to win every match.

I don't understand why the WWE ruined his relationship with Del Rio, though. I thought they went together really well.

Nicky Fives
08-12-2011, 07:26 PM
He seems like a fresh face with a different look, but he definitely needs a mouthpiece.....

Evil Vito
08-13-2011, 11:41 AM
He seems like a fresh face with a different look, but he definitely needs a mouthpiece.....

<font color=goldenrod>Guess you didn't see NXT 4. Dude can cut a great promo.</font>

Gertner
08-13-2011, 11:51 AM
Here's his match this week. i thought he looked better this week than last week.

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Pintint
08-13-2011, 11:52 AM
To be honest he sucks ass.

The Naitch
08-16-2011, 07:18 AM
B Clay is sick on the mic yo

Nicky Fives
08-16-2011, 08:01 AM
<font color=goldenrod>Guess you didn't see NXT 4. Dude can cut a great promo.</font>

I watched every episode..... everyone on NXT 4 sucked balls at cutting promos.....

Mr. C
12-20-2011, 11:30 PM
No Brodus Clay once again this week. He wasn’t even mentioned.

If they weren’t bringing back R-Truth as a face, I’d be all for a tag team with him and Clay.

Mr. C
12-21-2011, 08:15 PM
With Big Show, Kane, Kevin Nash, and The Undertaker aging and nearing the end of their careers, Brodus Clay seems like a prospect to keep under contract. He stands out, and if the WWE thinks he’s not ready, they’re mistaken.

Swiss Ultimate
12-21-2011, 08:18 PM
The WWE does need a few good stand-by monsters. I'm not against this guy being the next big man with a long-term push.

Gertner
01-14-2012, 10:37 AM
Mmmmmm, I love when I'm always right.

whiteyford
01-14-2012, 10:42 AM
Had to happen eventually:shifty:

Gertner
01-14-2012, 10:47 AM
Had to happen eventually:shifty:

This is on the heals on my Jack Swagger will be a World Champ pick after his first match on ECW.


.......hopefully everybody has forgotten my "Percy Watson will be the number 2 face in the company after Cena by the end of 2011"

whiteyford
01-14-2012, 10:49 AM
I predicted big things for Husky Harris so you were closer than me

Gertner
01-14-2012, 10:58 AM
I still maintain Watson is gonna be a star. He's much too overall talented to be stuck in NXT.

Pintint
01-14-2012, 12:52 PM
I hope so, Percy is awesome!

Gertner
01-14-2012, 02:31 PM
Go fuck a stuffed unicorn

Rollermacka
01-20-2012, 08:51 PM
I want a GIF of Brodus Clay shaking his ass, as my Avatar :naughty:


CaCaw CaCaw

Dukelorange
01-20-2012, 09:11 PM
I watch him only for Naomi... so whatever...

Juan
01-20-2012, 09:17 PM
I watch him only for Naomi... so whatever...

Both times?

Anybody Thrilla
01-21-2012, 03:34 AM
Shut up, Dukelorange.

Dukelorange
01-21-2012, 04:44 PM
Shut up, Dukelorange.

What for? I never said that Clay was horrible... in fact, he gets decent response from the crowd. Time will tell if this will get him where he wants to be...

Meanwhile, until he gets his real match instead of squash matches, I will watch for Naomi...

Mr. C
01-23-2012, 10:00 PM
I want to see Brodus Clay and Santino Marella cross paths and bust moves. Give them a run with the belts.

Rollermacka
01-23-2012, 10:22 PM
I want to see Brodus Clay and Santino Marella cross paths and bust moves. Give them a run with the belts.

Too bad we wont see a dance of between Brodus Clay and
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Heyman
01-24-2012, 05:35 PM
I don't know about you guys but I'm absolutely loving Brodus Clay's gimmick.

Usually when someone gets a monster push upon debuting, it's as a heel. In that sense, there is a little bit of uniqueness in the way the WWE are pushing Brodus Clay. I like that.

Brodus Clay reminds me a little of 'Roofus' from Street Fighter, lol.

Tornado
01-25-2012, 08:08 AM
I havn't really been watching WWE for a while now, but I find myself recording Raw and Smackdowns every week...just for Brodus Clay. Immense.

Disturbed316
01-25-2012, 01:11 PM
The Cat did this gimmick better...

MisterLee
01-25-2012, 01:16 PM
There's something Funky about this guy. I think he should team up with Santino.

Schlomey
01-25-2012, 01:27 PM
I like him but that will probably wear off in a few weeks.

Kris P Lettus
02-02-2012, 01:20 PM
Have never seen him wrestle but he was a villain in a shitty horror movie I did last summer called "No One Lives".. he was super nice guy..

#1-norm-fan
02-03-2012, 10:51 AM
So... he's on the Raw roster, right? I'm just confused because it makes no sense for him to be on Smackdown too. If he were on the Smackdown roster though, it would make sense since Smackdown guys can appear regularly on Raw.

God, this roster split is shit.

Lock Jaw
02-03-2012, 05:47 PM
You can't contain a Funkasaurus.

Damndirty
02-03-2012, 07:11 PM
Brodus, Mark Henry, and Husky Harris in a new stable called the Sweaty Fat Fucks.

Damndirty
02-03-2012, 07:12 PM
So... he's on the Raw roster, right? I'm just confused because it makes no sense for him to be on Smackdown too. If he were on the Smackdown roster though, it would make sense since Smackdown guys can appear regularly on Raw.

God, this roster split is shit.


AMEN!:yes:

Shisen Kopf
02-03-2012, 07:21 PM
Brodus Clay is amusing for now but this gimmick will get old quick and then he'll just be another fat slob. They shoulda given him the gimmick of the Revolting Blob. Just like Big Show needs to be captain insano before he dies of big bastard syndrome next year.

dingdongyo
02-03-2012, 10:47 PM
as soon as the big monster bad guy loses, no one cares. this is at least fun and not the same cycle.

Shisen Kopf
02-04-2012, 11:36 PM
WWE dropped the ball on what coulda been an even better gimmick than Funkasaurus. He should have been called "The Great Humpty" look at the resemblance.

http://images.wikia.com/shrek/images/5/56/Humpty_Dumpty.png

St. Jimmy
02-04-2012, 11:47 PM
Brodus should've been brought in as a monster, built up with some insane gimmick and then he could feud with Kane after this horrible Cena/Kane program dies.

Instead, we have this:
http://botchedspot.com/comics/2012-01-13-funkasaurus.jpg

St. Jimmy
02-04-2012, 11:49 PM
Also, this should be his theme:
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#1-norm-fan
02-05-2012, 01:09 AM
I vote to ban botchedspot.com comics...

James Steele
02-05-2012, 03:19 AM
I vote to ban botchedspot.com comics...

They have some good ones.

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#BROKEN Hasney
02-05-2012, 03:22 AM
They have some good ones.

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That's the good one? Wow....

James Steele
02-05-2012, 03:36 AM
That's the good one? Wow....

No, these are:

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Skippord
02-06-2012, 04:05 AM
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#1-norm-fan
02-06-2012, 11:57 AM
I like how James was like "No, there are:" like he was about to unleash greatness. lol

James Steele
02-06-2012, 01:09 PM
I think both of you need to lighten up. Fucking hell, its a webcomic about professional wrestling not a George Carlin special.

#1-norm-fan
02-06-2012, 02:25 PM
You should have posted a George Carlin special instead.