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My Final Heaven
08-17-2011, 05:18 PM
http://www.wwe.com/f/imagecache/gallery_photo/photo/image/2011/08/RAW_951_Photo_091.jpg

I mean, srsly, the guy hasn't changed his clothes in like 2 months of RAWs. Time to get the patriotic Angle tights out of the mothballs.

AND

You're on Nathional TV every week, geth a vocal coach or thomething, bud.

Cool King
08-17-2011, 05:23 PM
Swagger is awesome.

His singlet design is alright, though I do prefer his blue singlet that he wore when he became World Heavyweight Champion. It looks cooler.

His lisp isn't really that noticeable. To me anyway.

My Final Heaven
08-17-2011, 05:31 PM
I can see why the guy would have his fans, he's not devoid of talent or charisma, it just seems like he's been phoning it in - I guess because he's been in the midcards, away from the hunt for any titles :-\

I thtill thiver in dithcutht every time he picth up a mic, tho.




EDIT - is it just me, or does Swagger look exactly like Daniel Bryan when he scrunches his face up like in the OP pic? - EDIT

Ultra Mantis
08-17-2011, 05:40 PM
Maybe he got a dozen made in that design when he was the champ and would feel foolish if he didn't give them all a good few months of wear. His current singlet isn't even bad, probably the best one he's worn. At least he's not gone back to trunks.


I like Swagger too, it's a shame they made him a Jericho clone when he won the World title but he's still had flashes of brilliance depsite being booked like a jobber ever since. Swagger Soaring Eagle :'(

RiX1024
08-17-2011, 05:42 PM
until this one wears out.

Xero
08-17-2011, 06:18 PM
I wonder if Hogan ever changed/cleaned his gear in the 80s.

Ultra Mantis
08-17-2011, 06:22 PM
Are you implying that his trunks didn't start yellow?

Ultra Mantis
08-17-2011, 06:27 PM
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/hulkhogan-doll/doll-2a.jpg

:shifty:

Xero
08-17-2011, 06:28 PM
lol

Taker it Easy
08-17-2011, 06:56 PM
Swagger is good midcard and can do it well, besides talk but that makes him all the more endearing, when they give him a real match.

Jordan
08-17-2011, 07:04 PM
I actually like him on the mic. When he was the champ, his 20 minute promo's on Smackdown! got so much heat, and were very entertaining on TV.

He's a guy that's gonna gain a lot of experience probably get another push, another shot eventually down the line. He's in no rush though, he's not going anywhere. I do think a change of tights would be good for his career, that look isn't the best and WWE rarely pushed anyone in anything more than a speedo.

My Final Heaven
08-17-2011, 07:20 PM
http://cdn.sescoops.com/wp-content/uploads/334x500_catalina_white_bikini_49c77917b342d.jpg

If she told you "Put on something presentable, we're going to Outback Steakhouse fer godsakes", would you listen?

:naughty:

Pintint
08-17-2011, 09:51 PM
http://cdn.sescoops.com/wp-content/uploads/334x500_catalina_white_bikini_49c77917b342d.jpg

If she told you "Put on something presentable, we're going to Outback Steakhouse fer godsakes", would you listen?

:naughty:

It's always unfortunate to see highly malnourished people in developed countries. This woman must be unable to afford food, despite living in a first world country.

BizarroKing
08-17-2011, 10:15 PM
http://cdn.sescoops.com/wp-content/uploads/334x500_catalina_white_bikini_49c77917b342d.jpg

If she told you "Put on something presentable, we're going to Outback Steakhouse fer godsakes", would you listen?

:naughty:

And evidently she is preparing for the birth of Swagger Jr.

Side note about the vocal coach thing: Seems like they're teasing pairing him with Vickie soon.

Juan
08-17-2011, 11:14 PM
What a weird question

Aguakate
08-17-2011, 11:16 PM
He should change his character...his tights are fine.

Malfeitor
08-17-2011, 11:26 PM
If he changes his character, doesn't a change of the tights go along with it?

Shisen Kopf
08-17-2011, 11:30 PM
Still say Thwagger and Rhodesssh should form a tag team called "the Sibilant Sounds System"

The Naitch
08-17-2011, 11:54 PM
It's always unfortunate to see highly malnourished people in developed countries. This woman must be unable to afford food, despite living in a first world country.

She doesn't look malnourished, she just ripped and in shape just look at the six pack.

Also Swagger has been using that gear for a couple of months. Doesn't Cena use the same colored shirt for a year?

Aguakate
08-17-2011, 11:58 PM
If he changes his character, doesn't a change of the tights go along with it?

...Not necessarily.

My Final Heaven
08-18-2011, 03:03 AM
On the Hogan & Cena wearing the same clothes thing - they're both based around massive amounts of merchandising. Cena wears the same shirts for a year, because they're trying to sell them to everyone watching, with pretty much the same story on Hogan. They don't have anything in Swagger's merchandising based around his black & gold, though the idea of them creating a shirt like one of those Tuxedo novelty things printed like his singlet is pretty lulzy :lol:

Tom Guycott
08-18-2011, 06:05 AM
And evidently she is preparing for the birth of Swagger Jr.

Side note about the vocal coach thing: Seems like they're teasing pairing him with Vickie soon.

He should change his character...his tights are fine.

If he changes his character, doesn't a change of the tights go along with it?

Seems to me that if he's goning to get a makeover, it will be with Vickie at his side, much like what happened with Dolph, to make said difference both "noticable" and "because of her".

FourFifty
08-18-2011, 02:25 PM
Swagger isn't bad; he's just booked that way. The dude could be a legit force if they gave him a better chance, and if he took it to the limit, like that one Tough Enough loser who became the most watched WWE superstar.

Mr. Nerfect
08-20-2011, 12:58 AM
I preferred it when he did change up his attire. The black and gold reminds me of when MVP just started wearing red all the time. I think his new pairing with Vickie Guerrero will benefit him. He can bust out something a bit more colourful.

Aguakate
08-20-2011, 01:32 AM
LOL when he had the USA-type tights, people were like "Yo, you ain't Kurt Angle! Change that up!"

Now, he did change it up, and people are like "Yo, that shit is whack! Go back to looking like Kurt Angle!"

The Naitch
08-20-2011, 05:15 AM
I don't see what the big deal is. People change and wear the same tights for months at a time, only to change it at special PPV events or every 4-6 months

You guys should be complaining about Kane's attire. Plus he's been bald since 2004 :shifty:

Swagger's been only using his gold and black tights since WrestleMania 27. Give him some time

Mr. Nerfect
08-20-2011, 09:12 PM
LOL when he had the USA-type tights, people were like "Yo, you ain't Kurt Angle! Change that up!"

Now, he did change it up, and people are like "Yo, that shit is whack! Go back to looking like Kurt Angle!"

You do that a lot, and you are always wrong. I liked the Kurt Angle attire. Others didn't. But one or two either way isn't everyone.

Aguakate
08-20-2011, 11:30 PM
You do that a lot, and you are always wrong. I liked the Kurt Angle attire. Others didn't. But one or two either way isn't everyone.

I'm just exposing the IWC hipocrisy. That's all.

My Final Heaven
08-21-2011, 07:24 AM
I'm sorry, everybody, I just thought I'd make a dumb thread to have a bit of fun :'( I promise I'll get back to what I'm supposed to be doing.

My Final Heaven
08-21-2011, 07:25 AM
So, where to you people think C.M. Punk's gimmick should go from here?

Rollermacka
08-21-2011, 11:20 AM
http://cdn.sescoops.com/wp-content/uploads/334x500_catalina_white_bikini_49c77917b342d.jpg

If she told you "Put on something presentable, we're going to Outback Steakhouse fer godsakes", would you listen?

I would, then I'd try to get some of her awesome blossom :shifty: