Zombie Apocalypse

[Rock Bottom]

K. This is just in retarded fun. There's a facebook thing going around about your zombie apocalypse crew. So let's put a nerdy spin on it.

If the zombie apocalypse were to go down, and you could pick a wrestler to brave it through with, who would it be and why?

[Rock Bottom]

http://psd-dreams.de/data/thumbnails/632/reverend_d-von.jpg

Because he's a priest, obviously.

[#1-norm-fan]

"Brave it through" how? Am I fighting them or am I just hiding away somewhere?

If I'm fighting, The Undertaker (Obviously)

If I'm hiding away somewhere, Maryse (Obviously)

[Jura]

Eve Torres

:shifty:

[VSG]

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/vampiro.jpg

[Rock Bottom]

Also, what would the most devastating move be on a zombie whose body is decrepit and falling apart.

Probably a stunner.

[#1-norm-fan]

Also, what would the most devastating move be on a zombie whose body is decrepit and falling apart.

Bronco buster (Obviously)

[Supreme Olajuwon]

http://s.wsj.net/public/resources/images/OB-KZ929_roddy_DV_20101124103604.jpg

pretty easy choice tbh

[Jura]

Batista Bomb

[Juan]

http://home.cogeco.ca/~esmith114/PDVD_009.BMP

[#1-norm-fan]

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4448/zombiestickqx1.png

[Lock Jaw]

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Would be great.

[Wishbone]

Big Daddy V as he'd make the perfect decoy if we were spotted it'd take a day to finish eating him and by then I'd be safely away.

[Mister Sinister]

John Morrison.

He has the best Cardio, and clearly you need that to survive Zombieland.

[Skippord]

Shawn Michaels, he loves God and can literally superkick some heads off

[drmayberry7]

Chuck norris to kick some ass nd mickie james to show some ass

[KaosDarksol]

Super cena because he goes over anyone so a zombie apocalypse won't be a problem for him

[Cool King]

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No explanation needed.

[chrisat928]

Blackman had some kickass music.

[Disco Apocalypse]

Randy Savage, if he's allowed to rise from the grave and battle against his zombie brethen...

A dead wrestler re-born (and brain-washed to serve you) in zombie form is going to be way more useful than an alive wrestler who will, by instinct, grapple with the zombies and get bitten anyway and turn against you.

[Tom Guycott]

If Savage came back to life in that capacity, it would be all "lightning-to-the-tombstone" epic like the beginning of Altered Beast!

[Waylander]

Vince Russo; he seems to have a way of turning monsters into nobodys, maybe it would work with zombies.

[Shisen Kopf]

Benoit, he has that killer instinct

[Rammsteinmad]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PHO/AAGX056_16x20-No330~Paul-Burchill-Posters.jpg

He has a sword! Perfect for decapitating the undead.

[Rock Bottom]

K that's pretty solid. So what about wrestlers you'd expect to see carried off and having their brains eaten for the team or doing something heroic that results in their death.


http://mimg.ugo.com/200902/29281/big-show.jpg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Nah Big Show provides comic relief which means he can't get killed until near the end if at all.

[Rock Bottom]

Ok. Then Kane.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z04YiZ1MChw/Th6UYCWjTvI/AAAAAAAABVs/HibwsFopvFw/s1600/Kane-1.jpg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Here is an incomplete list of wrestlers most likely to be killed by zombies:

2 Cold Scorpio
Abdullah the Butcher
Ahmed Johnson
Abraham Washington
Bobby Lashley
Bobby Walker
Booker T
Butch Reed
Craig Pittman
Curtis Hughes
D'Angelo Dinero
D'Lo Brown
D Von Dudley
Ernest Miller
The Godfather
Ice Train
Jay Lethal
JTG
Junk Yard Dog
Kofi Kingston
Koko B Ware
Mark Henry
Maven (part of him at least)
New Jack
Orlando Jordan
The Rock
Ron Simmons
R-Truth
S.D. Jones
Shad Gaspard
Shelton Benjamin
Stevie Ray
Virgil
Viscera


Please note that Norman Smiley will NOT be eaten

[Rock Bottom]

Shisen Kopf post.

But R-Truth would actually be really good.

[Rock Bottom]

I really can't think of many more black wrestlers than that. However I notice they are in alphabetical order, so my guess is that a search would not be too fruitful.

[Ermaximus]

Here is an incomplete list of wrestlers most likely to be killed by zombies:

2 Cold Scorpio
Abdullah the Butcher
Ahmed Johnson
Abraham Washington
Bobby Lashley
Bobby Walker
Booker T
Butch Reed
Craig Pittman
Curtis Hughes
D'Angelo Dinero
D'Lo Brown
D Von Dudley
Ernest Miller
The Godfather
Ice Train
Jay Lethal
JTG
Junk Yard Dog
Kofi Kingston
Koko B Ware
Mark Henry
Maven (part of him at least)
New Jack
Orlando Jordan
The Rock
Ron Simmons
R-Truth
S.D. Jones
Shad Gaspard
Shelton Benjamin
Stevie Ray
Virgil
Viscera


Please note that Norman Smiley will NOT be eaten

You forgot Alicia Fox.

Edit: Upon 2nd glance, you put wrestlers so, your statement was indeed correct.

[edyhdrawde]

I see Elix Skipper escapes as well.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

what part of incomplete list do you scrotums not understand

[VSG]

I bet D'lo Brown is the comic relief that dies first.

[Lock Jaw]

Santino comedy spot

[Rock Bottom]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/3645833_69965215d9_m.jpg

[Rollermacka]

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/vampiro.jpg

VAMPYRO!! VAMPYRO!! VAMPYRO!!


As for me, Emma Stone. Oh, the naughty things I would do to her butthole :naughty:

[Corporate CockSnogger]

http://www.fanboyplanet.com/chair/images/TigerAliSingh.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Can I get a Three for One deal?

http://images.wikia.com/prowrestling/images/c/c5/Mean_Street_Posse.jpg

[Skippord]

I see Elix Skipper escapes as well.
PRIMETIME BABY!