Loose Cannon
05-01-2004, 12:28 AM
You asked for it, you got it. Okay, first if you haven't see Part 1, please go here http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=286321#post286321
Just to refesh everyone's memory, we just finished watching Ultimo vs Rey and now we are in a commercial break.
**Note: Along with the big screen TV in the room, there is also a computer in the corner of the room right beside a window.
Okay, PART 2:
**rabidwolverine gets an IM on the computer and he goes to check it. The IM is from someone he doesn't know, but accepts the message anyway.
FeinStein69: Hey man, I was wondering if you wanted to come down and play a game of Twister tonight at 1256 Seduction Drive?
RW15: I don't KnOw wHO U R, But I CAnt' Come ANd Play RiGHT Now CAuse I AM wATCHing WResTLING WiTH My Buds.
Feinstein69: Oh Wrestling huh, maybe we can pla....I mean watch wrestling some time together.
RW96: Sure, whatever, listen I got to g.....
**Rob sees the convo.
Rob: WTF, are you talking to Fagstein?
Kane Knight: Can't say I'm suprised here.
rabidwolverine: I didn't even know who the heck this guy was. He just came out of nowhere.
Rob: Tell that fk'er that the Ring of Paedos is sh**, RF Video is sh** and his whole entire life is just one big pile of sh** that likes fondling little boys.
KayfabeMan: I read the other day that Mr. Feinstein is still runing ROH shows eventhough those colse to him have denied it.
Rob: Well if he is running shows, he's probably in the cafeteria bathroom sucking coc** in one of the stalls.
Rest of Room: lol
**rabidwolverine closes IM for good and goes back to his seat.
**show comes back from commercial
SPD10000: Hey Look, there's a Bret Hart sign in the crowd.... OMG OMG, BRET HART IS COMING BACK TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Rob just walks away.
Funky: Listen you dumbass, just because there's a Bret Hart sign in the crowd doesn't mean he's coming back. Christ.
SPD10000: But why would there be signs in the crowd for wrestlers who weren't going to come on TV? Those people must of thought Bret was going to be there too.
Kane Knight: LOOK, YOU DUMB FK, Bret was never going to be there, they are just big Bret Hart fans. That is all. By the way, how did you even make it here all by yourself without getting abducted?
SPD10000: I don't know, I guess I'm sneaky like that.
Rob: **cringing in the arms* Is he finished talking yet?
Corkscrewed: It would be cool if Bret came back for a farewell speach though.
Loose Cannon: Yeah...I wonder if he's been talking with Vince at all.
CyNick: Actually, Meltzer just reported that Bret and Vince have been talking a lot these last few months. He says that Bret has had better feelings towards Vince for a while now and their relationship seems to be on good terms at the moment. I definately see Bret doing a speech or something like that in the near future.
Funky: SWEET!!!!!!!
***Evolution's theme hits and out comes Randy Orton.
***Loose Cannon breaks out in markout convulsions.
Nowhere Man: Should I get some Aspirin for everybody or should we wait until he botches his first move?
Big Daddy Cool: FU** Aspirin, anybody have a tranquilizer? Cause that's the only way I can put up with this mother fuc***.
***Loose Cannon has had a little bit of an accident.
Corksrewed: Jesus LC, somebody get this man a mop.
Loose Cannon: Sorry.....RKO baby.
****Cena's music hits.
****Big Daddy Cool stands up and starts singing Cena's theme, throws up the double horns and rips off his shirt to reveal a throwback jersey underneath.
Big Daddy Cool: YO YO YO YO, Kill the Beat..Kill the Beat.
Loose Cannon: Can you let him say it plea.......
Big Daddy Cool: Shut Up you Orton loving jackass. All I'm sayin is that Cena is the man.
rabidwolverine: Hey, isn't Randy the son of that cowboy wrestler? What ever happened to that guy.
KayfabeMan: Yes, you are referring to Cowboy Bob Orton. Bob was one of the great heels in the WWF back in the early 80's. His alliance with Piper against Hulk Hogan will always be remembered. Today Bob is retired back at his Florida home, but occassionally puts back on the trunks to do a few shows here and there. Bob also works as a high school wrestling coach during the winters and plays a lot of golf during the summers. I like Bob and think he is a great guy. You can actually see him next week as he will be signing autographs at a local comic book store in Orlando next week.
SPD10000: Cool, maybe I'll take a drive up to Delaware then.
Kane Knight: WOW
Loose Cannon: Don't you guys think Orton should be main eventing WM 21 next year?
NowhereMan: When Orton generates his own heat without leaching off of guys like Mic Foley and Ric Flair and starts putting on consistent matches with guys whose names are not Michaels, Benoit, Jericho, or RVD, then we will talk about him main eventing any PPV.
Big Daddy Cool: I wonder where Cena will be by Wrestlemania?
CyNick: Yeah, this is the plan for Cena, or so I've heard. Cena will be feuding with Dupree for a couple of months over the U.S. Title. Then by Summerslam, Dupree will beat Cena in a final encounter and Cena will move on to Angle. Angle will be back by then as he will have had his surgery and should be readt. Cena and Kurt will have a big feud with Cena going over this time. Then after that Cena will eathier have tunrned heel again and feud with Guerrero for the Title by Mania 21 or (and I think this is the more logical choice) Cena will feud with Taker and finally get that needed victory over him. But that's a long shot as this is Taker who we are talking about here and he never does jobs.
Rest of Room. OHHHH.....
Match Result: Orton hits the RKO and pins Cena. (You dam right, this is my skit) A backstage skit then plays with Bischoff.
***Suddenly there are screams heard from outside the window.
Funky: WTF, those sound like Jeff Hardy screams.
***Everyone goes and sees what is going on.
***Outside, across the strret, on top of a roof, Shadow and NCHIGHFLYERS are doing the regular Jeff Hardy taunts and are doing Swantons off OF the roof into there parked car's hoods 40 ft down below.
Kane Knight: YEAH, these two fools are always out around this time doing there normal Jeff Hardy rituals. They do this for about a half hour, then go inside and smother each other in body paint. This is there way of waiting until the day there god returns to the WWE.
Shadow and NCHIGHFLYERS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, **CRASH**......
ROB: FK'N Twats.
***Suddenly there is a knock at the door.
Big Daddy Cool: Jeez, now what?
**Funky goes to open the door and slips on the mat pulling an Ultimo Dragon.
Funky: Dammit, not me too!!!!!!
rabidwolverine: lol
Funky: STFU before I kill you.
***Corkscrewed opens the door and nobody is there. Cork shuts the door.
***All of a sudden a car-like sound is heard outside and it's getting closer and closer to the door.
Funky: WTF is that?
***SPD10000 goes to open the door one more time to get a better look as everyone else moves away.
***AN ATV comes crashing through the front door, running right over spd10000 and making him spill his apple juice all over himself in the process,, and starts doing crazy eights around the room.
***The driver takes off his helmet and reveals himself as loopydate.
***rabidwolverine complains about the noise and loopy stuns him quickly and breaks out the beer for the rest of the crew/
Loopydate: Hey guys, so what did I miss?
END OF PART 2.
Just to refesh everyone's memory, we just finished watching Ultimo vs Rey and now we are in a commercial break.
**Note: Along with the big screen TV in the room, there is also a computer in the corner of the room right beside a window.
Okay, PART 2:
**rabidwolverine gets an IM on the computer and he goes to check it. The IM is from someone he doesn't know, but accepts the message anyway.
FeinStein69: Hey man, I was wondering if you wanted to come down and play a game of Twister tonight at 1256 Seduction Drive?
RW15: I don't KnOw wHO U R, But I CAnt' Come ANd Play RiGHT Now CAuse I AM wATCHing WResTLING WiTH My Buds.
Feinstein69: Oh Wrestling huh, maybe we can pla....I mean watch wrestling some time together.
RW96: Sure, whatever, listen I got to g.....
**Rob sees the convo.
Rob: WTF, are you talking to Fagstein?
Kane Knight: Can't say I'm suprised here.
rabidwolverine: I didn't even know who the heck this guy was. He just came out of nowhere.
Rob: Tell that fk'er that the Ring of Paedos is sh**, RF Video is sh** and his whole entire life is just one big pile of sh** that likes fondling little boys.
KayfabeMan: I read the other day that Mr. Feinstein is still runing ROH shows eventhough those colse to him have denied it.
Rob: Well if he is running shows, he's probably in the cafeteria bathroom sucking coc** in one of the stalls.
Rest of Room: lol
**rabidwolverine closes IM for good and goes back to his seat.
**show comes back from commercial
SPD10000: Hey Look, there's a Bret Hart sign in the crowd.... OMG OMG, BRET HART IS COMING BACK TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**Rob just walks away.
Funky: Listen you dumbass, just because there's a Bret Hart sign in the crowd doesn't mean he's coming back. Christ.
SPD10000: But why would there be signs in the crowd for wrestlers who weren't going to come on TV? Those people must of thought Bret was going to be there too.
Kane Knight: LOOK, YOU DUMB FK, Bret was never going to be there, they are just big Bret Hart fans. That is all. By the way, how did you even make it here all by yourself without getting abducted?
SPD10000: I don't know, I guess I'm sneaky like that.
Rob: **cringing in the arms* Is he finished talking yet?
Corkscrewed: It would be cool if Bret came back for a farewell speach though.
Loose Cannon: Yeah...I wonder if he's been talking with Vince at all.
CyNick: Actually, Meltzer just reported that Bret and Vince have been talking a lot these last few months. He says that Bret has had better feelings towards Vince for a while now and their relationship seems to be on good terms at the moment. I definately see Bret doing a speech or something like that in the near future.
Funky: SWEET!!!!!!!
***Evolution's theme hits and out comes Randy Orton.
***Loose Cannon breaks out in markout convulsions.
Nowhere Man: Should I get some Aspirin for everybody or should we wait until he botches his first move?
Big Daddy Cool: FU** Aspirin, anybody have a tranquilizer? Cause that's the only way I can put up with this mother fuc***.
***Loose Cannon has had a little bit of an accident.
Corksrewed: Jesus LC, somebody get this man a mop.
Loose Cannon: Sorry.....RKO baby.
****Cena's music hits.
****Big Daddy Cool stands up and starts singing Cena's theme, throws up the double horns and rips off his shirt to reveal a throwback jersey underneath.
Big Daddy Cool: YO YO YO YO, Kill the Beat..Kill the Beat.
Loose Cannon: Can you let him say it plea.......
Big Daddy Cool: Shut Up you Orton loving jackass. All I'm sayin is that Cena is the man.
rabidwolverine: Hey, isn't Randy the son of that cowboy wrestler? What ever happened to that guy.
KayfabeMan: Yes, you are referring to Cowboy Bob Orton. Bob was one of the great heels in the WWF back in the early 80's. His alliance with Piper against Hulk Hogan will always be remembered. Today Bob is retired back at his Florida home, but occassionally puts back on the trunks to do a few shows here and there. Bob also works as a high school wrestling coach during the winters and plays a lot of golf during the summers. I like Bob and think he is a great guy. You can actually see him next week as he will be signing autographs at a local comic book store in Orlando next week.
SPD10000: Cool, maybe I'll take a drive up to Delaware then.
Kane Knight: WOW
Loose Cannon: Don't you guys think Orton should be main eventing WM 21 next year?
NowhereMan: When Orton generates his own heat without leaching off of guys like Mic Foley and Ric Flair and starts putting on consistent matches with guys whose names are not Michaels, Benoit, Jericho, or RVD, then we will talk about him main eventing any PPV.
Big Daddy Cool: I wonder where Cena will be by Wrestlemania?
CyNick: Yeah, this is the plan for Cena, or so I've heard. Cena will be feuding with Dupree for a couple of months over the U.S. Title. Then by Summerslam, Dupree will beat Cena in a final encounter and Cena will move on to Angle. Angle will be back by then as he will have had his surgery and should be readt. Cena and Kurt will have a big feud with Cena going over this time. Then after that Cena will eathier have tunrned heel again and feud with Guerrero for the Title by Mania 21 or (and I think this is the more logical choice) Cena will feud with Taker and finally get that needed victory over him. But that's a long shot as this is Taker who we are talking about here and he never does jobs.
Rest of Room. OHHHH.....
Match Result: Orton hits the RKO and pins Cena. (You dam right, this is my skit) A backstage skit then plays with Bischoff.
***Suddenly there are screams heard from outside the window.
Funky: WTF, those sound like Jeff Hardy screams.
***Everyone goes and sees what is going on.
***Outside, across the strret, on top of a roof, Shadow and NCHIGHFLYERS are doing the regular Jeff Hardy taunts and are doing Swantons off OF the roof into there parked car's hoods 40 ft down below.
Kane Knight: YEAH, these two fools are always out around this time doing there normal Jeff Hardy rituals. They do this for about a half hour, then go inside and smother each other in body paint. This is there way of waiting until the day there god returns to the WWE.
Shadow and NCHIGHFLYERS: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, **CRASH**......
ROB: FK'N Twats.
***Suddenly there is a knock at the door.
Big Daddy Cool: Jeez, now what?
**Funky goes to open the door and slips on the mat pulling an Ultimo Dragon.
Funky: Dammit, not me too!!!!!!
rabidwolverine: lol
Funky: STFU before I kill you.
***Corkscrewed opens the door and nobody is there. Cork shuts the door.
***All of a sudden a car-like sound is heard outside and it's getting closer and closer to the door.
Funky: WTF is that?
***SPD10000 goes to open the door one more time to get a better look as everyone else moves away.
***AN ATV comes crashing through the front door, running right over spd10000 and making him spill his apple juice all over himself in the process,, and starts doing crazy eights around the room.
***The driver takes off his helmet and reveals himself as loopydate.
***rabidwolverine complains about the noise and loopy stuns him quickly and breaks out the beer for the rest of the crew/
Loopydate: Hey guys, so what did I miss?
END OF PART 2.