Hasney Presents: A Very Special LIVE Smackdown

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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GUYS, SMACKDOWN IS LIVE

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TRIPLE MAIN EVENT TOO

LIVE tonight on Syfy at 8/7 CT, SuperSmackDown features Randy Orton vs. Christian in a World Title Steel Cage Match. Plus, it's John Cena vs. Wade Barrett, and WWE COO Triple H and CM Punk will sign the contract for their Night of Champions match.

BY GOLLY I HOPE KEVIN NASH IS AT THE CONTRACT SIGNING

Chat: AOL/AIM chatroom: Bodacious Dara

[El Fangel]

Awesome, this is on in what 4 hours? I am going to watch this bastard!

[Cool King]

Ah, I just created a thread for this.

If only I didn't spend so much time looking for a picture of the SuperSmackDown logo.

Oh well, merge I guess?

[Cool King]

Or close it.

Yeah, that's cool too.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Super Smackdown logo is a generous donation from the Cool King Foundation.

[Cool King]

I donate what I can.

[Londoner]

Oh shit forgot about this, not sure if i'll be able to stay up for it as i've got things to do tmrw. :mad:

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hasney Presents: A Very Special LIVE Smackdown (A Cool King Joint)

[Innovator]

Wow a live Smackdown!!!! Thanks Hasney!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Oh shit forgot about this, not sure if i'll be able to stay up for it as i've got things to do tmrw. :mad:

I'm sure you can withhold masturbating for a few hours in the morning for a longer lie-in.

[Xero]

A very special Live SmackDown! For the first time ever*!

*Except that one when SmackDown! debuted on SyFy, and multiple other ones over the years...

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I know, they were just special though. This one is very special.

[VSG]

Fuck the AIM chat, who uses AIM anyway?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

It's Time

[VSG]

Whenever it was Time, I slept.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You weren't invited.

[Londoner]

I'm sure you can withhold masturbating for a few hours in the morning for a longer lie-in.

lol

[VSG]

You weren't invited.

I will have you know I am friends with the manager, and especially his sister.

[St. Jimmy]

TPWW Chat: www.justin.tv/thexeroguy

[Domino]

It's Super. It's Smackdown. It's Super Smackdown!

[St. Jimmy]

Del Rio may not be on the show tonight :(

[Loose Cannon]

Smackdown should be a staple on Tuesday

[Loose Cannon]

is this an 8 or 9 pm show?

[Cool King]

8pm.

[Corndad]

Oops they definitely just advertised the Sin Cara-Del Rio match lol

[St. Jimmy]

IT'S LIVE.

[Corndad]

Sweet all the Thunder superstars are there lol

[Corndad]

Well guess who's still working on his Visa in Mexico lol

[Cool King]

Superstars from HeAT!?

Awesome, Steven Richards & Rob Conway are sure to make an appearance tonight....

[Loose Cannon]

Del Rio will be there. I can see it coming

[Loose Cannon]

he'll fly in via Jet to make the end of the show

[el bobbo]

I've had enoughhhhhh ugghhhh

[Loose Cannon]

oh boy Barrett/Cena round 5

[Loose Cannon]

flashback city

[Corndad]

Tell em Wade!

[Loose Cannon]

they have great chemistry together

[Emperor Smeat]

is this an 8 or 9 pm show?

8pm because NXT still has its weekly episode occurring after Smackdown today.

2nd day in a row Cena comes up with a strange pairing to describe something like Cats doing it while throwing up or yesterday's funnel cake filled with dog crap.

[el bobbo]

When he's in Montreal he'll be talking about having a crepe filled with cat cum

[Corndad]

Well that was... special.

[Cool King]

I thought the Elimination Chamber was the most dangerous match.

[Nark Order]

So Smackdown is known for having wonderful long displays of wrestling... Cena comes in and then it all reverts back to 4 minute squashes. Sweet.

[BigCrippyZ]

I thought the Elimination Chamber was the most dangerous match.

No, it's TLC... no wait, Hell in a Cell... no wait, it's Inferno, no wait, it's... Hmmm....

[Loose Cannon]

Hall of pain is hid best gimmick ever. Matt Hardy should be put in this Hall

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Damn, thought this was starting an hour later. What have I missed?

[el bobbo]

Was looking forward to Sin Cara vs. Del Rio. Berto has been putting on some sweet matches lately. Bryan is awesome, but he gets no reaction.

They need to get rid of these lights.

[Cool King]

The stream I have is like watching SmackDown through a letter box.

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[BigCrippyZ]

Yeah, what's with the damn lights!?

[Corporate CockSnogger]

What? Cara turn?

[Cool King]

WHAT!?

[Droford]

sin cara heel turn! lol

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Are Evan and Kofi gonna kiss?

[Corndad]

Sin Cara Heel turn?

[Cool King]

"Air Boom."

[BigCrippyZ]

Are Evan and Kofi gonna kiss?

I was beginning to wonder that myself. :naughty: :lol:

[Corndad]

Wasn't expecting that turn at all. Especially with Rey out. Maybe Sin Cara 1 comes back to defend faceness? lol

[Loose Cannon]

If Sin Cara starts spraying mist in people's faces that will be awesome

[Loose Cannon]

I know that's more of a Japanese gimmick, bur still awesome

[Corndad]

Alicia Fox changes from Heel to Face like weekly lol

[Cool King]

Cole, Aksana's accent is Lithuanian, not Ukrainian.

[el bobbo]

I thought that was Rihanna.

[Cool King]

Just saw Beth Phoenix's pink underwear.

Is Beth Phoenix Fan watching tonight? He'll be so happy.

[Cool King]

I'm loving the team of Beth & Natalya.

[Innovator]

TEDDY!

[Innovator]

GET THE TABLES!

[Cool King]

A white table?

You don't see those too often in the WWE.

[Droford]

heres the part where Teddy Long gets canned..

or not..

[Droford]

lol

"Punk fights Psycho Sid next" sign

[Blakeamus]

I know that's more of a Japanese gimmick, bur still awesome

He can spit out mexican hot sauce...

[Blakeamus]

Triple H is really trying hard to put CM Punk down...

[Blakeamus]

WoW...crowd is dead.

[Blakeamus]

Do yall like it how it is?

[Droford]

this is pretty awesome stuff

[Jura]

I feel like Punk is just saying the same stuff over and over again and has the same point but we already know his point.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nash has that crazy eye look going on right now.

[Juan]

Damn, missed the first hour of this

[el bobbo]

I give that segment a rating of "A"

[Blakeamus]

I feel like Punk is just saying the same stuff over and over again and has the same point but we already know his point.

Maybe because WWE is still doing the same stuff over and over and hasn't got a clue...

[Gass]

Maybe because WWE is still doing the same stuff over and over and hasn't got a clue...

Since 1985? Wrestling doesn't really change, you know.

[Blakeamus]

Since 1985? Wrestling doesn't really change, you know.

No, what CM Punk was preaching.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Sheamus's chest has Khali's giant hand print on it

[el bobbo]

Sheamus really made a seamless face turn. He's got the crowd in the palm of his hand.

[Blakeamus]

:D

[Jura]

WWE needs to capitalize on this and make lobster heads for people to wear.

[whitehead12]

Is every triple h movie gone start off wit him getting outta jail

[el bobbo]

Not this shit again...

[Blakeamus]

Hell why not some Sheamus wigs...

[El Fangel]

I am enjoying this so far.

[Mr. C]

So I guess they’re going with Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara.

[El Fangel]

How about some Sheamus brand baking flour.

[Blakeamus]

wow

[Blakeamus]

I'm really interested in getting this DVD

[El Fangel]

The Orton DVD looks rather cool.

[Asmo]

Love how each Smackdown superstar has customised aston bands (title / name graphics)

[Droford]

I dont get why Raw guys dont have them too..

[Asmo]

If only wrestlers could play the characters in Harry Potter, i'd pick Orton for Voldemort

[Asmo]

That Orton's wife/kid? Been shown twice during his entrance

[GD]

Randy Orton is not in my fav five.

[Droford]

I wonder if this will go over 10:00 or not..

[El Fangel]

That Hostile Homecomings looks pretty neat. Mark out moments in a package lol.

[El Fangel]

Wait what was Christian the first to do?

[Asmo]

I always find cage matches unbelievable (yeah, yeah) - When the opponent is down, and is far from the cage door, why would you opt to climb the cage? IMO, there should be only ONE way to win a cage match - escape the cage by climbing over it.

[BigCrippyZ]

Does anyone else find Booker T's commentary just plain obnoxious, idiotic and annoying?

[Cool King]

Wait what was Christian the first to do?

Christian was the first and only man to win a World Championship via DQ.

[Asmo]

Does anyone else find Booker T's commentary just plain obnoxious, idiotic and annoying?
+1

[El Fangel]

Does anyone else find Booker T's commentary just plain obnoxious, idiotic and annoying?

Yes.

Christian was the first and only man to win a World Championship via DQ.

Ah, It got cut off by Booker T talking I think...

[BigCrippyZ]

+1

His commentary just really takes me out of the show/match/moment

[el bobbo]

I eat up everything Booker T says (no sarcasm there, I fuckin' love him on commentary).

[El Fangel]

Its so goddamn raspy I want to put my coffee table up to the speakers and round the corners.

[Asmo]

Is this the first time Xtian is using an Edge-like spear? Why would they let him do that?

[el bobbo]

Are they gonna let them go late?

[Asmo]

I find Booker's accent distracting. His voice sticks out, but not in a good way.

[GD]

Mark Henry, steel cages and injuries.

[Asmo]

No display of freakish strength? I was half expecting Henry to break open the cage door.

[Krimzon7]

Great smack down

[El Fangel]

I must have missed the first half, I came in at a commercial about half through.

[Blakeamus]

Great main event! Those two have built up great chemistry the past what....4 months?

[GD]

Cena was fucking horrible.

[el bobbo]

Cena was fucking horrible.

I thought Cena was decent if not good tonight. He came out and cut a good promo and had a match typical of the corporate champ he is.

Let's leave the Internet stuff to the CM Punk angles.

Orton vs. Christian was fucking great and the whole Henry angle afterward really made him look like a god damn monster.

I'm digging the end of the brand extension. It might make it hard for certain superstars to get on TV, but it will make for much more compelling programming.

[GD]

I defend Cena all the time but he has become very annoying and bland.

[Captain of Fun]

I think Cena has been great lately, both in the ring and on the mic.

[Krimzon7]

I thought Cena was decent if not good tonight. He came out and cut a good promo and had a match typical of the corporate champ he is.

Let's leave the Internet stuff to the CM Punk angles.

Orton vs. Christian was fucking great and the whole Henry angle afterward really made him look like a god damn monster.

I'm digging the end of the brand extension. It might make it hard for certain superstars to get on TV, but it will make for much more compelling programming.

Not so sure about that...I think we'll see a bigger, better mid card, and a dynamic ME without the split.

[Lock Jaw]

Cody Rhodes didn't make the show. :(

[Supreme Olajuwon]

He was renewing his passport.

[St. Jimmy]

minus Punk/H/Nash this show was very "meh". Hope the change to tuesday can improve this.

[Captain of Fun]

Hoping all these front page headlines about Mistico being done are bullshit, and that this Hunico heel turn leads to a Cara vs Cara match.

[Mr. C]

Hoping all these front page headlines about Mistico being done are bullshit, and that this Hunico heel turn leads to a Cara vs Cara match.

Are they building up for the real Sin Cara to return, or was that scrapped? What’s the point of turning him heel if that’s not the plan, especially with how his merchandise is a seller? I want the original back.

[Mr. C]

I’m excited. Could be creative.

As for telling them apart, Mistico was last seen in white, so maybe he’ll wear white. Maybe they decided to do a Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara feud after all at the last minute and sent Mistico home until they're ready for him to confront "Sin Cara." I'd love to see "Sin Cara" continue heeling it up until October when the real Sin Cara returns and sets up a match between the two at Vengeance. :y:

[Captain of Fun]

Better idea would be to send Mistico to FCW in that time. Hunico is not better. He's just had the advantage of going through the proper channels to learn the WWE style, ring, etc.

WWE just rushed Mistico in too fast. It's one thing to go from one american promotion to another, but everything is so different in Mexico, that it's no wonder he hasn't been performing to expectations.

Consistently going up against guys much bigger than him has got to be throwing him off as well.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So how was NXT?

[XL]

No display of freakish strength? I was half expecting Henry to break open the cage door.
Guess they learned their lesson.

minus Punk/H/Nash this show was very "meh". Hope the change to tuesday can improve this.
WHAT!?

Cara/Bryan was a good match, Christian/Orton was a great one.

[Poit]

Alicia Fox changes from Heel to Face like weekly lol

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeelFaceRevolvingDoor

[Poit]

Christian was the first and only man to win a World Championship via DQ.

Other than Dolph Ziggler.

[Poit]

Also, lol @ the "I can finally cheer for Sheamus" sign.

[Innovator]

I'm positive Orton and Christian can't have a bad match together.

[Triple Naitch]

So how was NXT?

A major disappointment. All they did was have Matt Striker host a recap show of NXT veterans wrestling from two weeks ago. They did show the SmackDown MitB match though.

[MIZantine Empire]

Is this the first time Xtian is using an Edge-like spear? Why would they let him do that?
nope, he has been using it for awhile now.