The Hardy Brothers Thread *The Comedy never ends*

[Theo Dious]

Thing is that I don't trust any of those people to know their asses from a hole in the ground; Helms has proven on the internet that he's also susceptible to jackassery, and Mrs Jeff and Reby fuck Hardys.

[Xero]

I agree, but they're pretty much his circle. It's not like others (from JR to JBL) aren't echoing similar things to those close to him. And I'm sure other people have reached out to him.

WWE would pay for and help with any rehab he needs. He just won't take it.

That actually makes me think. I wonder if WWE is paying for Jeff's current rehab.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Matt's forehead spells something. But I can't quite make it out.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

FOG maybe

[Lock Jaw]

Looks just like "D" to me.

[Loose Cannon]

Yea, just a big "D" for Dickhead

[Xero]

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[Theo Dious]

That actually makes me think. I wonder if WWE is paying for Jeff's current rehab.

Somehow I don't think that offer extends to former employees in competitive organizations.

Though it does make me wonder, maybe this is a conspiracy by TNA to bankrupt McMahon by getting him to pay for rehab for Angle, the Hardys and unnamed others...

[Xero]

WWE's policy is that they will pay for anyone who asks who is a former employee. I don't remember who, but I know they actually paid for someone who never even worked for the company.

[Xero]

http://corporate.wwe.com/news/rehabilitation/summary.jsp


FORMER TALENT REHABILITATION ASSISTANCE

Beginning in September 2007, WWE distributed its first rehabilitation assistance offer to all former WWE contracted talent. The goal of the initiative is designed to help any former talent that may have a substance-related dependency problem. The WWE distributes an annual letter to all former talent notifying them of the program and relevant details. In January 2011, 663 former talent letters were sent out. The WWE has a confidential hotline for former talent to call and seek admittance to a certified treatment center, with all expenses covered by WWE. In addition, the WWE maintains regular contact with talent who have entered a rehab program or reached out for WWE assistance. To date, 6% of former talent have accepted assistance.

To read the annual letter, please click here.

For further information or questions, please contact the WWE Publicity & Corporate Communications Department at (203) 359-5131.

[Juan]

Couple of more details on the arrest

TMZ.com has published the police report from Matt Hardy's arrest and the details are disturbing to say the least.

Matt Hardy was at the airport on Monday afternoon when police received several phone calls from concerned drivers who said Matt's car "almost hit two drivers three separate times."

When an airport police officer spotted Hardy, the wrestler's car, "swerved into the curb and then back onto the road."

Once Hardy was pulled over, the officer claims Hardy was asked to step out of the vehicle. Matt proceeded to open his door and get out of the car - without putting the car in park. The police report reads, "The vehicle rolled forward and I yelled for him to put the vehicle in park."

Matt Hardy was observed to have "slow and slurred speech, sleepy eyes and a very lackadaisical demeanor."

Hardy was asked to walk in a straight line but - "after taking two steps, Mr. Hardy lost his balance and failed to stay on the line." He was given a second chance but only made it "two or three steps" before failing to remain "heel-to-toe" and lost his balance again. Hardy took another field sobriety test where he had to stand on one leg. "He was unable to hold his leg up past 1 second."

Hardy took a breathalyzer test - which showed that he had zero alcohol in his system.

Cops then called in a "Drug Recognition Officer" to perform even more tests - and they determined Hardy was under the influence of "Central Nervous System depressants" and arrested him on the spot. Hardy's blood was taken for drug testing - and those results are not in as of this writing.

Hardy is due back in court [for this offense] on November 30th.

Shortly after the arrest, Matt Hardy's girlfriend Reby Sky tweeted, "F*ck this."

[Juan]

Here is the actual police report in PDF format

http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tmz_documents/0914_Hardy_Arrest.pdf

[CSL]

I don't give a fuck what Matt Hardy does, how many drugs he ingests, how many times he rolls his car into a tree and so forth but if Reby "Hotter than Lita and Ashley Massaro combined and I managed to pull her whilst at my least famous/valuable" Sky fucks him off because of his "wacky ways", homeboy needs a slap.

[Emperor Smeat]

:nono:

At this point I don't think even the WWE's rehab program would help him considering only 1-2 weeks ago he got busted and lost his license to drive in Virginia from a DUI/DWI.

[Shisen Kopf]

The Hardys should just pull a crash Holly or a Mike Awesome. These two are absolute jokes and if they die, they did it two themselves. Can't feel sorry for those shitheads

[Xero]

The following is from the Fayetteville Observer, which points out another accident Matt was involved in before his last arrest in August.

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Former professional wrestler Matt Hardy of Moore County was charged with driving while impaired this week, his second arrest in less than a month.

Police at Raleigh-Durham International Airport arrested Hardy on Monday afternoon. A driver called airport police shortly before 2 p.m. to report that a 2011 red Chevrolet Camaro was swerving across traffic and had nearly hit two different cars three times, according to a police report.

When officers stopped the Camaro, they found 36-year-old Matthew Moore Hardy of the 300 block of Boys Camp Road in Cameron behind the wheel, the report said.

According to a police report, Hardy's speech was slurred and he appeared to be trying to "speak normally." When officers asked him to step out of the car, Hardy first tried to get out without putting the vehicle in park, the report said.

The former World Wrestling Entertainment and Total Nonstop Action wrestler said he was at the airport to pick up his girlfriend, 24-year-old Florida model Rebecca Victoria Reyes.

Police said a breathalyzer test was negative for the presence of alcohol. However, Hardy failed a field sobriety test by being unable to walk more than a few steps on a straight line, toe-to-toe, without stumbling.

A North Carolina Highway Patrol drug recognition officer examined Hardy and determined that he was under the influence of drugs, the police report said.

Hardy was charged with driving while impaired, and blood was drawn for lab analysis. Police took him to the Wake County Detention Center, where he was immediately released on his own recognizance.

He is scheduled to appear in District Court in Raleigh on Nov. 30.

State troopers charged Hardy on Aug. 20 with driving while impaired after he crashed his 2009 Chevrolet Corvette about a half-mile south of Vass in Moore County. The trooper reported that Hardy's breathalyzer test didn't detect alcohol, but Hardy appeared to be under the influence of a substance. He is scheduled to appear in court on that charge Sept. 28.

The day before his first arrest, Hardy was involved in a crash with his 2006 Cadillac on U.S. 1 in Southern Pines.

An officer found that he had run the car off the road and crashed into a guard rail near South Bennett Street.

Hardy told the officer that a car ran him off the road, causing him to crash, according to the accident report.

After the arrest in August, TNA Wrestling fired Hardy, who was already on probation.

Hardy is a former member of the famous Hardy Boyz wrestling team with his younger brother Jeff Hardy.

Jeff Hardy pleaded guilty last week to three felony drug charges and was sentenced to serve 10 days in jail and pay a $100,000, followed by 30 months on probation.

[Xero]

He needs to lose his fucking license. He's had, what, four or five of these incidents in like two months?

[Rammsteinmad]

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You fool! It's not a 'G' it's a 'C', he's trying to do a TPWW Smiley!!!

[Rammsteinmad]

:foc: FOC

[XL]

I think I see what's happening here.

Go back to 2000 when The Hardy Boyz first became super popular, who was the most over? Jeff.

Going forward Jeff was always the "popular Hardy", he went on to become a singles star capturing the IC, World and WWE Championships, whilst Matt languished in the midcard with a US Title reign the highlight of his singles run.

Jeff ends up in TNA, pushed as a big deal and wins the World Title there. Even in a WWE devoid of Jeff, Matt was still in the shadow of his younger and argubably less talented brother.

Throughout their careers NOTHING Matt has done has overshadowed Jeff.

Now we come to 2011 and Matt realises he can FINALLY out-do his sibling at being a major fuck-up.

He's made a good start.

[Blakeamus]

And he figures if his brother Jeff can only get 10 days of jail time...then what's so bad about a couple of DUI's?

[St. Jimmy]

If he's going to kill himself I wish he would do it in a way that does not ENDANGER OTHER PEOPLE. Selfish prick.

[Kane Knight]

If he's going to kill himself I wish he would do it in a way that does not ENDANGER OTHER PEOPLE. Selfish prick.

Silly internet fan. Matt Hardy WILL NOT DIEEEEEEE

[St. Jimmy]

Silly internet fan. Matt Hardy WILL NOT DIEEEEEEE

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[GD]

Source:http://www.tpww.net/2011/09/matt-hardys-girlfriend-reby-sky-arrested/

Rebecca Reyes (a/k/a Reby Sky), the 25-year-old girlfriend of Matt Hardy, was recently arrested and charged with reckless driving, reckless endangering, and speeding charges.

Reyes, who hosts Lucha Libre USA on MTV2, is scheduled to appear in court on November 2 in Carthage, North Carolina.
This is not the former Playboy model’s first run-in with the law as in 2008, she was sentenced to 12 months’ probation, a $500 fine and 48 hours of community service after resisting arrest when she was pulled over for a broken tail light in December 2007 in Tampa, Florida. While the officer was writing her ticket, Reyes got out of her truck, and refused to get back in when asked, instead allegedly accosting the officer who had pulled her over and another that had arrived on the scene. When Reyes attempted to turn the confrontation physical, she was thrown to the ground and arrested.

[Xero]

May as well call this "The Cameron Bunch Thread", since this obviously isn't Hardy-specific.

Maybe "The Omega Thread".

[Londoner]

Source:http://www.tpww.net/2011/09/matt-hardys-girlfriend-reby-sky-arrested/

Rebecca Reyes (a/k/a Reby Sky), the 25-year-old girlfriend of Matt Hardy, was recently arrested and charged with reckless driving, reckless endangering, and speeding charges.

Reyes, who hosts Lucha Libre USA on MTV2, is scheduled to appear in court on November 2 in Carthage, North Carolina.
This is not the former Playboy model’s first run-in with the law as in 2008, she was sentenced to 12 months’ probation, a $500 fine and 48 hours of community service after resisting arrest when she was pulled over for a broken tail light in December 2007 in Tampa, Florida. While the officer was writing her ticket, Reyes got out of her truck, and refused to get back in when asked, instead allegedly accosting the officer who had pulled her over and another that had arrived on the scene. When Reyes attempted to turn the confrontation physical, she was thrown to the ground and arrested.

Jesus christ these people just get more stupid by the day.

[Xero]

Notice that the one guy from the "clique" who doesn't get into these messes is Shannon Moore. Wonder if he'll ever make an appearance in this thread.

[VSG]

He is too busy having action figures being made:

http://www.edgerulz17.com/Protos/Ruthless%20Aggression/Series%2015.5/Shannon%20Moore.jpg

[Xero]

Matt is going to WWE-sponsored rehab.

From PWInsider:

Matt Hardy posted a video this evening announcing that he is going to enter a three month rehab program to get himself well. Hardy specifically thanked several WWE personalities, including Vince McMahon and Ann Russo, noting that they were going to help him.

Hardy, who became emotional towards the end of the announcement, noted that he had been self-medicating himself due to a number of injuries and over the last year, it had gotten the better of him. Hardy said that over the last month, he was trying to get himself clean and used "something else to balance" himself out, which is what led to his problems in recent weeks.

Hardy stated that his plan was to complete the rehab program, open a wrestling school and get back to being the "old Matt Hardy."

On behalf of everyone associated with the site, I sincerely wish Hardy the best of luck in getting himself and his health back together. I truly, truly hope he can do everything he needs to do for himself and his family so he can enjoy the quality of life he and they deserve.

The complete video can be found below:

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[Theo Dious]

May as well call this "The Cameron Bunch Thread", since this obviously isn't Hardy-specific.

Maybe "The Omega Thread".

"The Hardys & Friends Sefl Destruction Hour"

[Kane Knight]

Are plurals so hard we now need to toss in apostrophes?

[Captain of Fun]

Smartest thing he's done in years.

[CSL]

Fair play to him. I find it interesting that when something actually interesting comes out about the Hardys, there are 3 responses in like 12 hours yet some kind of nonsensical video in a negative light would have gone about 3 pages in the same time.

[Innovator]

Finally. Good for him that he's doing something before he killed someone.

[XL]

That's the way of the world. Everybody loves a trainwreck (see: Britney Spears, Kerry Katona, Jordan). People tend are not so fussed about good news.

[Londoner]

As long as he sorts his shit out then fair play, just a real jackass thing to do to drink and drive so much. I find it hard to forgive something like that.

[XL]

HE DIDN'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!!

He drugged and drove :shifty:

[Xero]

From PWInsider:

Former WWE and TNA star Matt Hardy was arrested on 9/14 following a search warrant being executed on his home in Cameron, North Carolina, according to a statement issued by the Moore County Sheriff's office.

During the search, Deputies seized 20 vials of Anabolic Steroids, 1 dosage unit of MDMA (aka Ecstasy), $1961.00 in U.S Currency as well as drug paraphernalia.

Hardy has been charged with possession with intent to sell/deliver schedule III controlled substance (the steroids), possession of schedule I controlled substance (Ecstasy), maintaining a place to keep controlled substance, and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Hardy is scheduled for a court appearance in this case on 9/29. He was released upon signing a statement that he would appear in court.

Yesterday, Hardy posted a Youtube video announcing he would be undergoing a three month rehabilitation program sponsored by WWE, which provides such services to formerly contracted talent.

Hardy has a court date in Wake County, NC on 11/30 in regard to the DUI charge.

Hardy has court dates scheduled for 9/28 in Moore County (the Driving While Impaired charge that led to his TNA dismissal) 10/11 court date in Wake County, NC (reckless driving), and 11/30 back in Wake County, NC in regard to a Driving Under the Influence charge after being arrested at the Raleigh airport.

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[Londoner]

Thanks for the info, xero.

[VSG]

:'(

[Mr. JL]

It just never ends.

[Kane Knight]

Fair play to him. I find it interesting that when something actually interesting comes out about the Hardys, there are 3 responses in like 12 hours yet some kind of nonsensical video in a negative light would have gone about 3 pages in the same time.

People love to tear others down, you retarded cockgobbler.

;)

[CSL]

ah ha, I said I find it interesting, I didn't say I didn't understand the reason

[FourFifty]

Matt Hardy can fuck off for all I care. I hope he doesn't die, or anything, but he burried the company that is paying to get him clean so he can fall of the wagon again.

[Xero]

So it turns out that Reby does give a shit and turned him him.

From PWInsider:

TMZ.com is reporting that the search warrant that was executed on Matt Hardy's home on 9/14 was a direct result of his girlfriend, Lucha Libre USA personality Rebecca "Reby Sky" Reyes dialing 911 over her concerns for Hardy's condition. TMZ's report described Hardy as "strung out on pills."

When police arrived, Reyes "led them to a secret safe containing several prescription painkillers."

What Reyes showed them led the police to obtaining and executing a search warrant on Hardy's home and his arrest.

Hardy was not at home at the time the search warrant was executed and turned himself in yesterday to face charges, so while he was technically charged on 9/14, he was not fingerprinted, etc. until last night. That explains the lag in time between the the search of the house and the public announcement of this latest arrest.

[teamXtremist]

wow well atleast he had x lol

[Aguakate]

This thread is changing daily!

I wonder what tomorrow's update will be.

[Xero]

Matt Hardy Escapes Rehab

[DAMN iNATOR]

FROM http://www.tpww.net/2011/09/matt-hardys-random-tweet-no-surrender-note-jarrett/

"– For what it’s worth, Matt Hardy wrote the following on Twitter last night: “For the first time in my life, I was framed.. 0, 0, and O.. I’m truly appalled. This will not go down without a fight! Looks like I’ve got a bull’s eye on my head.”"

DO U THINK STORYLINE OR IN REALS? JEFF ALWAYS MESS UP BUT MATT CLEAN HEAD. NOW MATT MESS UP OF ALL TIME? MAYBE MORE THAN MEET EYES?

MAYBE HARDY FIRED FROM TNA WORK STORYLINE?

I HOPE SO EVEN IF FAT AND BAD WRESTLE I LIKE MATT HARDY PERSON

JERRY...LEVEL WITH ME...ARE YOU RYAN CLARK?!

[Xero]

From PWInsider:

According to the records, the search warrant that was executed on Hardy's home on 9/14 was a direct result of his girlfriend, Lucha Libre USA personality Rebecca "Reby Sky" Reyes dialing 911 over her concerns for Hardy's condition. The arrest report cites Reyes as describing Hardy as "strung out on pills."

When police arrived, they observed Hardy was in a bad way, described as "unsteady on his feet" and that he "had trouble speaking." There was no alcohol on his breath but authorities were aware that Hardy had taken something to put him into the state he was in.

Moore County EMS was called and due to Hardy's condition, they had him hospitalized. When the police returned to Hardy's home, Reyes explained that she had been living there for nine months and was aware Hardy did not have a legitimate prescription for Vicodin pills that were contained within a safe on his property. She also stated that she had seen him taking the pills.

Reyes handed over two keys that would open the safe and explained where it could be found on the property. Once police found the safe, they made the call to execute the search warrant, feeling it was a behavior similar to drug dealers in that there was contraband hidden on the property.

Hardy was not at home at the time the search warrant was executed (as he was in the hospital). He turned himself in yesterday to face the charges, so while he was technically charged on 9/14, he was not fingerprinted, etc. until last night due to his medical condition. That explains the public announcement of this latest arrest not coming out until this morning.

Confiscated from Hardy's home included empty round glass containers of blue locust extract, vials of a liquid substance, vial of "white powder substance", syringes, an empty "K2 Blend Packet", a "small blue pill" and just under $2,000 in cash.

TMZ.com published the arrest records, which note that Hardy was only released so he can go into a treatment program and should he fail to complete it, he will be remanded back to the Moore County Detention Center under $1,000,000 bond.

At same point before turning himself in, Hardy made arrangements to go to WWE and filmed the video announcing such that was placed online last night.

[Xero]

You know, thinking about it, I see this more as him doing damage control and hoping to get off easy (like Jeff did) by going to rehab and announcing it before this news came out than wanting to reform. Could he really want help? Yes. And either way I'm glad he is because he needs the help. But if he goes to rehab and falls back into his old ways within a month or so he'll be a bigger piece of shit to me than he already is.

[Rammsteinmad]

Nice collection of mugshots Hardy's got going here.

[St. Jimmy]

I will regain faith in the justice system if they let Jeff off so easy and yet hang Matt out to dry, just like every place the two have worked.

I wonder if Jeff Hardy could convince Jarrett to let him use the "Chosen One" gimmick. Hm.

[Maluco]

His videos online always made me cringe, but the guy has obviously lost his way somewhere along the line and this series of mishaps can all be tied together in a month where he completely bottomed out. Hopefully he is genuine and is really seeking help to a definate problem that he has realised that he has.

It is horrible to see anyone as the object of ridicule and obviously living an unhappy existence. Wish him all the best and it would be a nice end to all of this if he was able to put this behind him, open a school and finally find some peace outside of the ring.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

If only he went to rehab when TNA said "hey you need to go to rehab."

[Maluco]

...while giving others with similar problems unlimited chances and showing little to no consistency in their policy towards the problem..

[Aguakate]

If only he went to rehab when TNA said "hey you need to go to rehab."

...Matt said "No, No, No".

[Kane Knight]

This thread is changing daily!

I wonder what tomorrow's update will be.

There needs to be a pool.

[Sixx]

It would be cool if the cops would just shoot him.

[Kane Knight]

It would be cool if the cops would just shoot him.

Officer 1: So what happened here?
Officer 2: He kept making weird gang signs and saying he would not die.
Officer 1: And that's when Phil tased him?

[Xero]

From PWInsider:

Lucha Libre USA personality Reby Sky, who is dating Matt Hardy, was interviewed by her former radio show "Busted Open" on Sirius XM radio regarding a number of Matt Hardy-centric topics. Highlights:

Reby on Matt Hardy’s online videos: "Before he posts every video I give him a talk, and I don’t want to feel like his mother or babysitter or council, but I say Matt maybe this isn’t a good idea. I tell him what I think about it, why I think that way, and he will either take it and say “okay, maybe not” or he will put it up anyway. He’s going to do what he’s going to do. He’s a very strong personality, and obviously that has gotten him to where he’s at now, that’s part of it. He does have a good formula, he takes it a little too far sometimes and gets a little caught up in the attention, but I think now he’s going to be a little smarter about what he posts."

Reby on the rumors that she led police to Matt’s drugs: "It’s just so frustrating, because they just released something that was completely not what I said. It’s pretty clear that Matt’s been needing help, and the other day he was in a bad way and I called for help. Cops came, and all these reports are saying that I led them to some secret cave that contained prescription pills. They never found any prescription pills at all in the house, what they found was steroids. After having to go to the police station to sign all these papers, I come back to my house upside down, there is 5 men in my kitchen and I am being interrogated. Everything that they needed to find was already found. So it is just a whole bunch of hate mail: Reby you snitch, you’re a rat. At the end of the day I just wanted Matt to get help, I called for Matt to get help, and guess what? He left this morning for WWE sponsored rehab. He is getting help."

Reby on the Jeff Hardy taser incident: "I have to laugh, because I guess just being in it, it was done for a project called the Hardy show, which you can find at thehardyshow.com. It’s a variety show with skits, and parodies and stuff like that, it’s kind of like a Jackass program. That was filmed for part of a Hardy show episode. And I guess with all the Jeff stuff that was going on at the time, and the way it was spun, it was in retrospect maybe not the best idea for people who aren’t aware of the Hardy show and the content that is on there. But like I said, from now on everyone is going to be a lot more careful with anything video wise or Twitter or anything going up on the net."

Reby on Matt Hardy returning to the ring: "A full time wrestling schedule is definitely not in the picture from now on. If you ask him, that’s what he will say led to this whole thing, the full time wrestling schedule and the toll on his body and the sacrifices he had to make. Not that I am justifying anything he has done, because I am definitely not. I will say it over and over I don’t support what he has done but I will support him in bettering himself."

Reby on Jeff’s return to the ring: "The whole thing with Jeff, we try not to talk about it to not make Matt feel bad, but everyone is very supportive of Jeff and very happy for him. It’s good that there is someone in the group doing good things, I don’t know how to say it. Jeff is completely 180, just a real standup guy and has been so supportive in trying to help Matt in getting things right. So thank God that he is right next to us, thank God for Jeff."

[Xero]

The most telling and interesting line out of that is "The whole thing with Jeff, we try not to talk about it to not make Matt feel bad", suggesting that Matt is indeed jealous of Jeff.

[Innovator]

I read it on PWinsider and it's up here a minute later. Xero is a fast one.

[Innovator]

Xero is really Stu, I knew it.

[Xero]

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcaqfYrFJ1qzg2zmo1_400.jpg

[Kane Knight]

Xero is really Ryan Clarke, I knew it.

[Volare]

That son of a bitch turncoat!


Still love ya Xero. :D

[Blakeamus]

I don't know how this guy will handle rehab without any use of a computer for 88 days...

[Volare]

He's got his name on all the wrestling news sites with these videos / arrests, which he wouldn't have done stinking up the ring in Florida. Dude is working celebrity culture to a tee.

No one wants to write about a GOOOOOD Matt Hardy. He's heeling it up in real life yo.

So what you're saying is Matt is living a shoot?

[Jordan]

Matt Hardy lives in a world of shoot/kayfabe, either way it's not reality. Maybe rehab will bring him back down to earth.

I don't think The Hardy's had very good parents.

[Volare]

I'm putting it on fame = more risky stunts = pain = pain pills = addiction repeat steps 1 through 4.

[XL]

The writing is on the wall when the brother notorious for his drug taking and facing a (albeit short) prison sentance is trying to help you out...

[Volare]

Understatement.

[RP]

I bet his skank gets taken to pound town by Jeff.

[Theo Dious]

Matt Hardy lives in a world of shoot/kayfabe, either way it's not reality. Maybe rehab will bring him back down to earth.

I don't think The Hardy's had very good parents.

Yeah their bitch of a mother died of brain cancer when they were kids. What an inconsiderate cunt.

[Innovator]

PWInsiderher.com

TMZ is reporting that Jeff Hardy checked into jail in North Carolina on 10/3 to serve the 10 day jail sentence that was part of the guilty plea he agreed to in order to settle his 2009 drug charges. He chose to serve his sentence and get it over with.

[Xero]

So am I the only one who saw this bumped and thought "what did they do now"?

[Innovator]

Only thing they have left to SHOCK THE WORLD, sans death, is a sex tape with each other.

[Xero]

Jeff fucking Matt in the ass would be the ultimate literal translation of the way their careers went.

[Nark Order]

All of this is such a shame. Matt was always a better technician than Jeff and was always seen as "the responsible one." I suppose he was just never really laid off long enough to completely fuck his life away until now.