NFL 2011 Season Thread

[McLegend]

That delay of game is all part of Eli Manning's plan.

[Innovator]

NY Tynes, 10-7

[Evil Vito]

Realllllly want my Vito Cruz name change.

[Skippord]

holy shit, Victor Cruz is pretty good you guys

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That's what U-Mass Football will do for you :D

[OssMan]

NY Tynes, 10-7
Sports Illustrated captioned a picture as "New York Nicks" this week. First time I have ever seen anyone use that name since I started saying it like the first week he was on the team

[Innovator]

You were the first.

[McLegend]

This Giants are so good. The 49ers don't stand a chane in the 2nd half.

Congrats to The Giants on winning the NFC

[Innovator]

SHUT UP MCLEGEND

[Innovator]

Secondary needs to tighten up

[Innovator]

Huzzah, a run!

[Innovator]

Horrible call for 2nd and short.

[#1-norm-fan]

Fucking Giants

[Evil Vito]

SACK

[Triple Naitch]

Ooof. Big hit.

[CSL]

I enjoyed Alex Smith's jump before the sack, 7.5 for visuals

[Innovator]

Fucking Aaron Ross.

[#1-norm-fan]

Holy fuck, REALLY Giants?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Lucky there wasnt a late hit penalty too.

[Innovator]

Bring it back a bit Osi.

[Innovator]

You got to be fucking kidding me.

[Innovator]

Thank jeebus.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He leaned into it. That should be a 15 yard penalty.

[Innovator]

Will Smith - Just Cruzin'

[Innovator]

I miss the Jacobs who steamrolls guys.

[Evil Vito]

C'mon D

[Innovator]

Cmon man.

[DaveWadding]

Vernon Freakin Davis.

[Evil Vito]

FUCK

[#1-norm-fan]

Fucking hell Giants

[Innovator]

Stop leaving him in one on one, holy shit.

[McLegend]

Get ready for a 99 yard pass to Victor Cruz.

[Nark Order]

VERNONNNNN

[Innovator]

Can the Giants running backs just run and stop hopping?

[#1-norm-fan]

Fuck I hate the Giants

[Innovator]

Good stop, need to do something on this drive.

[Innovator]

You see Jacobs? You run hard into the line and get 5.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

[Innovator]

Defenseless Dback.

[DaveWadding]

Goldson just laid out his teammate.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

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Goes to Droford too.

[Nark Order]

Oh my god. I hope Terell Brown is alright. That was brutal.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

If only Billy Cundiff could hit the football with that kind of accuracy.

[Innovator]

Good to see he could walk off.

[#1-norm-fan]

The Giants need a turnover or something. This is ridiculous.

[Innovator]

Cmoooooooooon turnover, no whammy.

[McLegend]

There is no way that Alex Smith can throw another TD pass to Vernon Davis.

NO WAY IT CAN HAPPEN AGAIN

[Innovator]

STOP IT LEGEND

[Innovator]

Offense needs to get it together. Where is Eli's citizen drive echo watch?

[Evil Vito]

Huge drive right here.

[Innovator]

So much for a huge drive.

[#1-norm-fan]

FUCK... YOU... GIANTS...

[Innovator]

HE TOUCHED IT

[Innovator]

HE FUCKING TOUCHED IT

[#1-norm-fan]

WOW THEY BETTER OVERTURN THIS

[Evil Vito]

THROW THE FLAG COUGHLIN

[Nark Order]

you fucking idiot

[Nark Order]

Cannot even believe that just happened.

[Innovator]

Coughlin can break the streak here.

[#1-norm-fan]

It sucks that they ruled he didn't touch it and they don't get that return though.

[Droford]

lucky that they cant have the TD

[DaveBrawl]

I never will understand why guys fly up next to a ball they have no intent of returning.

[Nark Order]

Whoa. He ran out of bounds and came back in.

[#1-norm-fan]

The ball changed direction. Not sure how they could not overturn this.

[Innovator]

Hochuli is good at explaining.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Ed Hochuli is going nuts with the explanations tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

I thought the guy who goes out of bounds can't be the first to touch it?

[Innovator]

I thought the guy who goes out of bounds can't be the first to touch it?
Which is negated by the ball touching the 49er.

[Nark Order]

What is going on? Are you allowed to run out of bounds and come back in?

[Innovator]

OSSMANNINGHAM!

[DaveWadding]

MANNING TO MANNINGHAM

[Droford]

The Worst Defense Ever in the Super Bowl vs a 9-7 team in the Super Bowl

just..ugh..come on SF

[Nark Order]

What is going on? Are you allowed to run out of bounds and come back in?

[Evil Vito]

ELITE MANNING

[Innovator]

Wooo Special Teams!

[Innovator]

Narc, you can't run out of bounds and be the first guy to touch the ball.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The Worst Defense Ever in the Super Bowl vs a 9-7 team in the Super Bowl

just..ugh..come on SF

damn, Joe Flacco got picked off by the worst defense ever

that's embarrassing

[Droford]

Hope Akers doesn't cundiff the kick if they need it to tie

[Innovator]

Fuck, did the defense adopt the Lebron James 4th quarter strategy?

[Droford]

anyone else feel like they're watching the same exact game?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

anyone else feel like they're watching the same exact game?

nope, this one is evenly matched

[Evil Vito]

Fuck what a tight game.

[Innovator]

STOP WITH THE SCREENS

[Innovator]

FUCK

[Evil Vito]

That was not good.

[Innovator]

Well that'll be the game.

[Droford]

I wonder how many people would have believed with Eli and Brady playing today as well that Flacco would have the most passing yards today of all 4 QBs?

[Innovator]

HUGE

[Droford]

this game will probably go OT

[Evil Vito]

COME ON OFFENSE

[Supreme Olajuwon]

oh snap I have moderator skillz in here

should just delete annoying posts on my own accord

[Innovator]

Cmon O

[James Steele]

Stay down Eli...JUST STAY DOWN!!!!

[Droford]

lol, bullshit call there

[James Steele]

Betting they call a screen here or say fuck it and throw 4 verticals.

[Innovator]

Fuck, D can never hold anyone late.

[James Steele]

David Akers about to get his WrestleMania moment.

[Innovator]

YES

[Droford]

0-11 on 3rd downs for the 49ers..ridiculous

[Innovator]

Both offenses going stagnant late.

[Innovator]

Dammit Aaron Ross, try.

[Innovator]

Cmon Eli, let's go.

[James Steele]

0-11 on 3rd downs for the 49ers..ridiculous


You are even more fucking ridiculous.

[James Steele]

YOU ARE NOT AS GOOD AS PEYTON AND NEVER WILL BE!!! STAY DOWN ELI...JUST STAY DOWN!!!

[James Steele]

Oh fuck...

[Innovator]

AHMAD RASHAD BRADSHAW BOOM

[Skippord]

Eli just got savaged on that throw, respect

[James Steele]

COVER THE GOD DAMNED TAILBACK YOU STUPID FUCKS!!!!

[James Steele]

Eli is goofy, but he is a tough son of a bitch.

[Skippord]

Cruz almost Tyree'd that shit

[Innovator]

Fuck

[James Steele]

COME ON UTES MAGIC!!!

[Innovator]

Here comes the choke by the D.

[Innovator]

Please don't let them get anything. Cmon.

[Nark Order]

Shitting myself right now.

[Innovator]

OT

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Woooooooo we get to hear Hochuli explain the OT rules :love: :love:

[Evil Vito]

Damn what a game.

[Emperor Smeat]

Some shitty play call selection by the 49ers for that last drive.

Great game so far.

[RoXer]

Houchuli is such a motherfucking professional

[Nark Order]

Great game guys. Giants fans, let's go through this together. I love you.

[James Steele]

Epic shit right here.

[Innovator]

Hearts beating abnormally.

[Requiem]

Still can't get over how absolutely retarded these OT rules are.

[RoXer]

The Worst Defense Ever in the Super Bowl vs a 9-7 team in the Super Bowl

just..ugh..come on SF

Flacco threw into quadruple coverage of the worst defense ever

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Hochuli is a partner in a law firm in Arizona and still does trials from time to time. Would love to see this guy in a courtroom.

[Requiem]

Potentially takes half the team out of the game.

[Innovator]

Narc, hold me. Scared.

[OssMan]

Zak DeOssMan callin tails

[RoXer]

Hochuli is a partner in a law firm in Arizona and still does trials from time to time. Would love to see this guy in a courtroom.

I believe he was judge at one point

[Evil Vito]

Giants and 49ers fans join together in the Alliance to end Bradymania.

[RoXer]

Potentially takes half the team out of the game.

What do you mean?

[Innovator]

Hynoski! About time someone broke a tackle.

[Skippord]

Manning is no Tebow

[Supreme Olajuwon]

aww man Victor Cruz's sock is gonna be super wet

miserable

[James Steele]

Screens or Deep balls

[Innovator]

Great.

[Requiem]

What do you mean?

If first possessing team scores a TD, the game is over. Half of each team doesn't get to play.

[RoXer]

It was like that under the old rules too

[Supreme Olajuwon]

how is Justin Tuck the only player in the NFL with the ninja mask

[RoXer]

Unless you meant you want both teams to have an opportunity on offense

[Supreme Olajuwon]

If first possessing team scores a TD, the game is over. Half of each team doesn't get to play.

because the rules were only designed to eliminate cheap field goals

if you give up a TD, that's your own fault

[Requiem]

It was like that under the old rules too

What? I could have sworn that each team got a possession no matter what. Like, if Team A scores, Team B had a chance to match that score.

[James Steele]

If first possessing team scores a TD, the game is over. Half of each team doesn't get to play.

I think they should make it a TD doesn't end it. Kickoff to the other team and give them a chance to score. Do it until somebody can' match the points. Wish college wod do that instead of putting them in fg range from the get go. Basically a hybrid of college and nfl ot rules.

[Droford]

Wonder what happens if they play 2 ots, is there another halftime?

[Requiem]

because the rules were only designed to eliminate cheap field goals

if you give up a TD, that's your own fault

No, it's the coin flips fault. Essentially comes down to chance.

If you have the best offense in the league and a mediocre defense, but you've gotten to the playoffs then it was because of the sum of all your team. But lose the coin flip and the other team chooses to get the ball first, then your best offense in the league doesn't even get to play if they score. That's not your fault. It was a 50/50 chance.

[James Steele]

What? I could have sworn that each team got a possession no matter what. Like, if Team A scores, Team B had a chance to match that score.
That is college OT rules. they don't kickoff. they just spot it on the +30

[RoXer]

Defense wins championships

[Supreme Olajuwon]

No, it's the coin flips fault. Essentially comes down to chance.

If you have the best offense in the league and a mediocre defense, but you've gotten to the playoffs then it was because of the sum of all your team. But lose the coin flip and the other team chooses to receive first, then your best offense in the league doesn't even get to play if they score. That's not your fault. It was a 50/50 chance.

I'm not debating the merits of the rules with you (mainly because you're not a real fan). I am simply telling you that's how it works.

[Innovator]

WOOO FLAG AGAINST SF

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Eli's got some arm jiggle

[Innovator]

CMON

[RoXer]

I'm not debating the merits of the rules with you (mainly because you're not a real fan). I am simply telling you that's how it works.

Yeah! Shut up, freshman!

[Innovator]

SOMEONE PROTECT HIM

[Supreme Olajuwon]

huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge sack

[Skippord]

who's quarterback will be less paralyzed for the Super Bowl?

[Innovator]

FUMBLE HOYL SHTIASETI TGISAGH

[Supreme Olajuwon]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Skippord]

oof

[Droford]

lol..well unless Tynes pulls a Cundiff...

[Evil Vito]

OMGGGGGFDHHDUXBDHJD

[Innovator]

YES!

[CSL]

COME ONNNNN

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Apparently Billy Cundiff isn't the GOAT of the night.

[DaveWadding]

Kyle Williams is the Giants MVP.

[James Steele]

Jeez...

[RoXer]

God I have been saying he would muff a punt since the 2nd half too. I think all of San Francisco fekt that way though

[FearedSanctity]

"Special" teams

[Corndad]

Well that should about end it. Wow.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Field Goal should win the game since everybody had a chance right?

[Nark Order]

Thanks, Kyle.

Good game, guys. Really disappointed.

[owenbrown]

Patriots-Giants...... ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BOREDOM?!

[Innovator]

GOOD JOB BRADSHAW

[Innovator]

Patriots-Giants...... ARE YOU READY FOR SOME BOREDOM?!
Go away.

[CSL]

just kick it on first down you bastards

[Innovator]

And here we go.

[CSL]

just kick it on second down you bastards

[Innovator]

Are you serious with the Delay of Game?

[Skippord]

lol idiots

[Droford]

lol if Tynes shanks this like Cundiff did from the same distance I will laugh

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Timeout for New York to bring in their backup long snapper

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REMATCH

[Nark Order]

Good game, Inno.

[Innovator]

Great game Narc.

[CSL]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[owenbrown]

this Super Bowl will be as exciting as watching paint dry

[Evil Vito]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[Droford]

Patriots will beat the Giants

[Corndad]

Harbaugh your such a dick. Shake the damn man's hand.

[owenbrown]

Go Pats

[Droford]

Harbaughs are undone by two kickers

[Supreme Olajuwon]

LOL at the punter

"I'M GOING TO THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I was kindof scared of facing the 49ers.

[FearedSanctity]

What a glorious day to not be named Harbaugh

[Supreme Olajuwon]

this Super Bowl will be as exciting as watching paint dry
then dont fucking watch you stupid homo

you only come in here to bitch

you are awful

[CSL]

lol Steve Weatherford screaming "I'm going to the fucking Super Bowl" in slow motion

[CSL]

my stream appears to be like a minute behind you people watching on whatever you're watching on http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

[Innovator]

Brb, going to hospital.

[FearedSanctity]

We call it "TV"

[Skippord]

lol god I love how quick they get the Championship merchandise commercials on

[Evil Vito]

Motherfucking Super Bowllllllll!

[Droford]

The Matt Ryan Streak lives on for another year. Beat him in the playoffs and you go to the Super Bowl in the NFC

Cardinals in 08
Packers in 10
Giants in 11

[Innovator]

Fucking unreal game.

[owenbrown]

then dont fucking watch you stupid homo

you only come in here to bitch

you are awful

this is the football equivalent of the Yankees-Red Sox or Mets-Red Sox ... only ones excited for this are those in New York and Boston... I want something different for once.

[CSL]

I definitely live in New York and Boston

[Team Sheep]

Fuck yeah. Those 14/1 odds 3 weeks ago are damn sweet. Won $340 in the last week thanks to the Giants.

[FearedSanctity]

Ravens/Giants should be good

[Innovator]

BAVARO!

[FearedSanctity]

Flacco must be really happy about finally making it past the AFC title game

[Crimson]

Ugh probably first superbowl I won't care to watch

[CSL]

shame

[Innovator]

Cruz control

[Droford]

the old woman yelling at Terry Bradshaw was funny

[Supreme Olajuwon]

this is the football equivalent of the Yankees-Red Sox or Mets-Red Sox ... only ones excited for this are those in New York and Boston... I want something different for once.

no its not

all you do is bitch

[Droford]

The Giants are going to get throttled in the Super Bowl, they better enjoy it now

[CSL]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/891451/eligrass_1.jpg

[Skippord]

The Giants are going to get throttled in the Super Bowl, they better enjoy it now
by the Ravens right?

[FearedSanctity]

Looks like those 7 Ravens voted to the Pro Bowl won't be so busy this week after all

[Droford]

cant believe a Hat costs more than a tshirt

[FearedSanctity]

Maybe Flacco will make it in as a 9th alternate

[Corndad]

Ofcourse Harbaugh wouldn't give an interview. What a joke.

[#1-norm-fan]

To answer that question: The New York Giants got it better.

[Droford]

Ravens have to play both Super Bowl teams at home next year.

Plus 2 games vs Texas (vs Dallas, @ Houston) to challenge that undefeated vs teams from Texas record streak they've got going.

[FearedSanctity]

What's Flacco's record vs the AFC title game?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

unimpressive

[SammyG]

God what a fantastic NFL Playoffs.

[OssMan]

RW McLaser's Field Goal Unit ft. Zak DeOssMan

[Droford]

Ofcourse Harbaugh wouldn't give an interview. What a joke.
hes doing a press thing for nfl network

[OssMan]

I'm buying everybody free koolaid all week

[OssMan]

That is the best game Eli Manning has ever played. I think I am going to take it easy on him.

[screech]

First game was great, I thought. Figures the D showed up but the offense didn't. Fits the theme of the season, I guess. Congratulations, Patriots (Smelly Meatball, STD, anyone I forgot).

Lee Evans :'( Billy Cundiff :'(

Second game was incredible from what I was able to see of it. Eli looked very good, Cruz also. Defense was solid (for lack of a better word) on both sides. Congratulations, Giants (Inno, Vito, Gold Standard, again anyone I forgot).

Would have been happy with either NFC team winning, really. Sorry, Narc :(

Super Bowl should be good :y:

[Hanso Amore]

WHomever says this will be a boring superbowl ( IE FAG-EN BROWN) is an idiot. This is going to be a great super bowl. A million times better than a Ravens/49ers Snoozefest.

Cant wait to watch the Pats lose.

[Hanso Amore]

I hope Droford is hanging in a closet by his fucking neck right now.

[FearedSanctity]

Screech being the exact opposite of Drotard makes ripping on the Ravens hard :'(

But not impossible

[OssMan]

I'MMA BE AT THE SUPERBOWL GOIN CRAZY IN THE BOX SEATS NIGGA

[Gonzo]

WE GOIN TO THE SHIP WHAAAA WE GOIN TO THE SHIP

Fucking elated right now. And hammered. Hammered and elated. And anyone who doesn't like it can suck my dickkkkkkkkk.

Great game though. 49ers defense is fucking amazing.

[#1-norm-fan]

I hope Droford is hanging in a closet by his fucking neck right now.

Scenario number 1: He's hanging by his neck in his fucking closet.

[#1-norm-fan]

So happy the 49ers season is over! Thank you Giants! :love:

And now that that's all over... FUCK YOU GIANTS! :foc:

[Nark Order]

G-men earned the W and the trip to Indianapolis. I'm on team Eli for the remainder of the year.

Pretty bummed out but I love you guys.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I feel good. Slightly nervous about the Pats badly wanting retribution for SB 42/their game earlier this year...but the Giants already beat them without Nicks and Bradshaw.</font>

[Gonzo]

G-men earned the W and the trip to Indianapolis. I'm on team Eli for the remainder of the year.

Pretty bummed out but I love you guys.

49ers have a good thing going. I think they need a QB though.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

They have Kaepernick in waiting. Dunno how that's gonna work. Kinda was pulling for him over Dalton in the Draft. But I'm glad I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Also, fuck the week off. Gonna be the longest 2 weeks ever.</font>

[Destor]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/891451/eligrass_1.jpg
i swear he has a mild case of downs

[Gonzo]

They have Kaepernick in waiting. Dunno how that's gonna work. Kinda was pulling for him over Dalton in the Draft. But I'm glad I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Yeah I mean there were plays where I was saying to myself, "Thank god Alex Smith really sucks underneath it all."

[Evil Vito]

http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/MFING-SUPER-BOWL.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL Tynes

[#1-norm-fan]

Or is that Tynes? Who is 5?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Steve Weatherford</font>

[#1-norm-fan]

Alright. Based on the look I assumed it was someone who uses their foot on the ball more often than not.