time killer: "Russo" a famous movie

[The MAC]

here's the deal:

Using Vince Russo's logic of booking a storyline rewrite a scene synopsis or the movie's basic plot. (The movie suggested by the poster above). Then suggest a movie for the next poster to "russo".

example :

Titanic : as the ship as the ship comes close to the iceberg, it swerves and misses it. the guards on the ship then jump Leo DiCaprio and a clusterfuck happens on the deck all the way to the U.S.A

Next movie : Forrest Gump

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I don't want to participate in this thread, but you should know that your Vince Russo obsession is kinda creepy.

K bye!

[The MAC]

k bye isnt a movie!

[Blakeamus]

Okay, I'll bite.

As Forrest ran through the entire country and became a media phenomenon, he arrived back to his hometown where he finds out that Lt. Dan sold Gump's half of the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. while he was away. When Forrest grabbed Lt. Dan from his wheelchair and demanded answers, a shadow approached Gump and a hand appeared on his shoulder. Forrest turned around and had a look of disbelief. "It can't be!" said Gump. In a quick of an eye, Forrest was punched to the ground and from the shadows revealed to be BUBBA! Who seemed to be alive all this time as Lt. Dan and himself planned this from the beginning! SWERVE!

Next Movie: Braveheart

[Nark Order]

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[Rollermacka]

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Wha? Is this a parody by the ICP or did they actually put this out as a regular song?

[PorkSoda]

Shoot me for saying, but that song ain't bad for ICP.

[Rollermacka]

Next Movie: Braveheart

Both armies would be set up for an epic battle, and then the English army would just lay down. Mel Gibson would then say, That's why this contry in the damm shape its in, because of bullshit like this! :shifty:

[The MAC]

(next movie : rainman)

[voncouch]

Charlie brings Raymond to the casino to count cards. However, he loses hand after hand. When Charlie screams to Raymond, demanding why he's doing so poorly, the casino guards jump him from behind with rubber baseball bats. Raymond then cuts a biting "shoot" promo, out of his idiot savant character, talking about how he faked the whole thing, waiting for the perfect time to get Charlie back for nearly burning him with hot water all those years ago. Raymond and the guards then leave the casino high-fiving each other.

Next Movie: One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

[Hanso Amore]

McMurphy Returns from "Upstairs" and when Chief tries to Euthanize him, he swerves and kills CHief. He was a plant by Ratched from day one to incite the populous which would allow Ratched to further tighten her grip on policy. Team Ratched then tighten the reigns on the entire ward, unchallenged and knocking back any resistance, until the Chief's Twin Brother arrives for a Ward Keys on a Pole Match.

Next Movie: Avatar

[BizarroKing]

One of the other Avatars were really working for the government all along as part of a set-up

Next: The Matrix

[Rollermacka]

Next Movie: Avatar

Jake (the Avatar) and Colonel Quaritch are both poised and ready to fight. They run up to each other and the Jake pokes the Colonel in the chest and the Colonel falls over dramatically and the battle is over...

Wait, was that a Russo moment?

[Hanso Amore]

One of the other Avatars were really working for the government all along as part of a set-up

Next: The Matrix

....that was the actual plot of Avatar....

[Rollermacka]

One of the other Avatars were really working for the government all along as part of a set-up

Next: The Matrix

....that was the actual plot of Avatar....

Psh, yea right. Next your gonna tell me that a member of the Nebuchadnezzar was actually working for the machines and was planning to kill Neo :roll:

[Savio]

One of the other Avatars were really working for the government all along as part of a set-up

Next: The Matrixwhen the machines break into the ship Trinity goes to protect Neos body.....or does she? while hugging Neo she slips out a knife and stabs him the promptly makes love to the machine over his body.

Next: Die Hard

[Hanso Amore]

Hans Gruber takes a massive bump off the Naktomi Plaza but no sells it and pumps up. He then clears the Police Barricade with Stunners and Chops. Tank Abbot shows up, knocks him out and holds a knife to his throat and threatens to kill him. Hans Gruber is then sentenced to life in prison but is still seen at the building on Thursday because of the show being pretaped.

Next: Roadhouse

[BizarroKing]

When Wesley and Dalton come face to face, Red barges in and takes both of them out with a chello (was gonna be a chair but he couldn't find it) then starts kissing Clay. Wesley and Dalton put their differences aside and agree to take out Red, along with his new team of Emmet, Stroudenmire, Tilman, and Clay...but the planned ending doesn't take place after Wesley tears his quad.

Next: Star Wars (any of them)

[The MAC]

Both armies would be set up for an epic battle, and then the English army would just lay down. Mel Gibson would then say, That's why this contry in the damm shape its in, because of bullshit like this! :shifty:

possibly the funniest thing ever posted in 2011. oh and by the way, my thread is original and great!

[bigslimjj]

Ready to Rumble- Instead of Jimmy King getting back in Shape and whoopin DDP in the triple cage,David Arquette and Scott Caan swerve them both and Arquette wins the World championship!- Holy shit wait a minute....that actually kinda happened.

Next, take your pick- The Chapperone or Friday the 13th

[The MAC]

Friday the 13th

group of teenagers are killed one by one. Jason has a kid cornered , Alice comes running in with a steel folding chair, she is about to hit Jason..or so it seems.her eyes keep switching between the kid and Jason, suddenly we hear a Larry Zybysco say "who's she gonna it? We're out of time!"

[Damndirty]

I know this is an older thread, but it's so fun I have to put one in.

Rocky*
Balboa almost has Ivan Drago beaten, before Nicolai Koloff sends Apollo Creed, Mr. T, and the other boxer's beaten by him to ring one at a time. Rocky goes swinging and after one goes down, the ref starts counting to ten, but loses count and just starts doing it randomly until they all cover Rocky. Thunderlips comes for the save and starts beating them with the belt, but accidentally hits Rocky in the face and knocks him out. Thunderlips helplessly watches as the gang proceeds with their fisting of Balboa's rectum and decides to join in.

Meet the Fockers*

[ace3025]

Next: Star Wars (any of them)[/QUOTE]

As Luke is about to kill the emperor, vader stops him and we think they're about to fight but vader turns and kills the emperor. Luke joins him and they rule the galaxy, lea and han flea to a deserted system to hide from public view named Tatuine-Nob-Apex. Chewbacca then learns the jedi ways from watching recorded videos in r2d2 of lukes time spend with yoda. He enlist his brethren wookies and their fearless war god elmo to attack. As the final battle ensues lea and han emerge with an army that outmans the empire. As they begin to attack, they turn on chewie and the others to help vader and luke. They rename their group the New Alderon Order and in coming years they drive the galaxy into brankruptcy at which time Capt. Kirk buys them out

Next: goonies

[The MAC]

fuck the Goonies, something more topical : The Benoit Movie

[Swiss Ultimate]

Benoit Movie:

Randy Savage did it. THE END.

[MoFo]

lol remember when there was a conspiracy that Vince McMahon killed Benoit

:lol:

[RiX1024]

He did it for The Rock.

[Hanso Amore]

I love the Idea of a Solo-Organa Heel Regime. Solo Legistmizes himself as a heel after defeating the Hardcore Jedi Legend, Obi Wan Ken-oleyi, who is in his "many Faces" as Rancor Jack, Zabrak-ind and Bounty Hunter Love

[Damndirty]

Goonies-

Sloth rips off his overshirt and reveals the Superman shirt underneath. He tells the other Fratellis,"Take a good long look at this crap I'm in! I wanted to just be me, but you came to me and told me,"Sloth... you know... Sloth is boring!" and then you dressed me up like Quasimodo and locked me up with a loud-mouthed fat kid! Last week my father called me and told me you were gonna kick him to the curb like a piece of shit and shove him into the trunk of the car. That isn't gonna cut the mustard, I'm going to make your lives and the people who wrote this movie's lives a living Hell! You'll never forget the name of..... HEY YOU GUYS.... Sloth!"

-Lord of the Rings*

[BizarroKing]

Lord of the Ring-Indiana Jones helps the good guys out, the ring was contested in a match over the volcano pit where you had to win by throwing your opponent in with the ring. It ended early because Gollum was disqualified despite there being no DQ and Sauron was really Gandalf. here's a brief quote from the reveal
Gandalf: IT'S ME FRODO!
Bilbo: Aw son of a bitch!
Gollum: WHAT!?
Gandalf: IT'S ME FRODO! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!.

Also, in the 3rd movie Frodo was forced to change his name to Rooty Tooty Freshenfruitee for some reason.

Wizard of Oz next! Bonus if you include a certain someone...

[Damndirty]

Wizard of Oz-

Dorothy dumps a bottle of bbq sauce on a KISS-faced Wicked Witch of the West in a Broomstick-on-a-Pole match, and wins because of inteference on behalf of Sloth's black mini-me cousin, Beetlejuice, who also dons the Superman outfit. Before being able to celebrate her victory, Dorothy is viciously hacked up by the axe-wielding Tinman.

-Neverending Story

[OldSchoolFan]

A Russoed Wizard of Oz and no crappy powerbombs???? I am disappointed.

[Damndirty]

Weren't we all!

[Rollermacka]

The Karate Kid (the original)
Danny sets in the crane stance, then out of no where his mom hits him with a steel chair and is crowned grand karate champion

[BizarroKing]

-Neverending Story

It ends after 10 minutes via Bastion getting DQ'ed for escaping class.

Pokemon-The 1st Movie

[Damndirty]

-Pokemon 1st Movie..... already appears as if Russo had written it.