PDA

View Full Version : 'Impact' wrestler name

LewisTheTruest
09-30-2011, 03:23 PM
So Jesse Neil was around before Jesse Sorensen and Neil is coming back with the tattoo shop vignettes.
So just call him Soaring Son.
Yeh I know they are jobbing him atm but he's been part of great X/Cruiser matches.
Best gimmick I got.
(Yep, I'm drunk)
CSL
09-30-2011, 03:28 PM
feel like I just walked into a shop in Macedonia and the shopkeeper and a local are talking in their native language while I look on bewildered
XL
09-30-2011, 03:50 PM
I think he's saying that TNA should have learned from the Shane/Gregory Helms model and not called Jesse Sorensen "Jesse" as there is already a "Jesse" on the roster.
XL
09-30-2011, 03:51 PM
But I'm not fluent in "stupid" so that might be a mistranslation.
Rammsteinmad
09-30-2011, 03:55 PM
'I'm drunk' usually means 'I expect this thread to turn ugly so I'll pretend to be intoxicated so I can shift the blame elsewhere'.
LewisTheTruest
09-30-2011, 04:36 PM
'I'm drunk' usually means 'I expect this thread to turn ugly so I'll pretend to be intoxicated so I can shift the blame elsewhere'.

I actually am quite intoxicated but I'm trying to make a point. What fool comes out with a football and wouldn't take advantage of 'Soaring Son' when 'Jesse' was already in the mix.

The dude is jobbing and still getting pops (yeah, 'TNA' pops, so run with it) take on Double A (lovin Austin Aries yet ppl on this forum said it was a step back?) It's just good wrestling. Let Double A win 100 times over, the matches would be badass!
LewisTheTruest
09-30-2011, 04:43 PM
I'm still drinking btw. Your fuckers.
Rammsteinmad
09-30-2011, 04:52 PM
If you're 'drinking'... shouldn't you like... go out? With friends? To a pub? A party? A social gathering?

Not posting on TPWW.

When I drink, TPWW is the last thing on my mind. I'm more focused on who I'll be raping for the evening.
LewisTheTruest
09-30-2011, 05:03 PM
Na bro, I work 12hr shifts, 2 days, 6am - 6pm, then 2 nights 6pm-6am, so I have a 24hr gap between my days and nights. I'm on the 24hr gap now. Well, I was. I went out to a local pub for awhile and my friend who was drinking with me all night chilled at my place for a bit and after reviving him from a coma state I decided to contemplate pro wrestling before I finished off the beers left over in my fridge.
in other words; "fuck you answer the question"
LewisTheTruest
09-30-2011, 05:07 PM
whatever that question was. Something bout TNA. Yep I wasted my 24hr gap....
XL
09-30-2011, 05:09 PM
What question?
LewisTheTruest
09-30-2011, 05:11 PM
What question?
Soaring Son

It's a fitting name is it not?
XL
09-30-2011, 05:22 PM
For a guy tat carres a football to th ring? I dunno.

For a native american gimmick? Sure.
LewisTheTruest
09-30-2011, 05:27 PM
For a guy tat carres a football to th ring? I dunno.

For a native american gimmick? Sure.

Thank you for your opinion :y: Just trying to make something of is name, combing with his style. Voiding the 'Jesse' aspect.
Ya know legit pro wrestling perspective. Gimmicks!
CSL
09-30-2011, 05:37 PM
Bronko Nagurski
LewisTheTruest
09-30-2011, 05:39 PM
Got a couple ciggies left and the last brewski in the fridge. Gonna hit that and sleep thru the finals b4 work. (AFL) Aussie Rules!
Mr. Nerfect
09-30-2011, 09:53 PM
Jesse Sorensen is the kid's real name. I haven't seen him in the ring yet. Not really interested in TNA, despite Austin Aries apparently kicking ass over there with Brian Kendrick. TNA has a lot of issues it needs to work out before I invest time into them again.

"Soaring" Jesse Sorensen is far from the worse ring moniker you could have, though.
ooTin
10-01-2011, 01:25 AM
what has this place come to?
Rammsteinmad
10-01-2011, 02:59 AM
YAY! An ooTin sighting! :D
Asmo
10-01-2011, 04:19 AM
Bleh. I got nothing.
XL
10-01-2011, 05:36 AM
Jesse Sorensen is the kid's real name. I haven't seen him in the ring yet. Not really interested in TNA, despite Austin Aries apparently kicking ass over there with Brian Kendrick. TNA has a lot of issues it needs to work out before I invest time into them again.

"Soaring" Jesse Sorensen is far from the worse ring moniker you could have, though.
Wel that wouldn't be any good, it still has "Jesse" in it
Nightwing
10-01-2011, 03:12 PM
Simple solution. Jesse Neil vs Jess Sorensen with the name on the line, and this man officiating the match.

http://forladiesbyladies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/0316091735_m_john_stamos_450.jpg
Purgatory
10-01-2011, 04:57 PM
Simple solution. Jesse Neil vs Jess Sorensen with the name on the line, and this man officiating the match.

http://forladiesbyladies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/0316091735_m_john_stamos_450.jpg

I dunno...a match between two Jesse's with a 'John' as a ref?

Now, if the Jesse's had mullets like John, then it might work.
Lock Jaw
10-01-2011, 05:12 PM
They should have made Austin Aries into Austin Starr again.

I loved Austin Starr.
edyhdrawde
10-01-2011, 06:28 PM
Does it matter that there are two Jesse's?
djoutcry
10-02-2011, 08:58 AM
Weren't there 3 John's in WWE at one point? - Cena, Morrison, JBL

I dunno, I think I'm not quite understanding this thread
parkmania
10-03-2011, 03:05 PM
Simple solution. Jesse Neil vs Jess Sorensen with the name on the line, and this man officiating the match.

http://forladiesbyladies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/0316091735_m_john_stamos_450.jpg

Waitaminute! TNA already has yet another Jesse signed to a developmental contract - Jesse "Mr. Pectactular" Godderz from Big Brother fame:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQMkXs29u46PzGe8xUGn1cfpUk9DOAVavibm0cpoRXin-okYWhJ6w