John Laurinitis' voice [Archive]

Autobahn

10-01-2011, 09:11 AM

I heard an interesting comment today that the raspy voice of John Laurinitis is because he smokes a lot of cigarettes. Any truth to this?

Jari

10-01-2011, 09:37 AM

You consider that to be interesting?

Autobahn

10-01-2011, 10:14 AM

I always thought he had an unusual voice - this gives a reason for it.

Kalyx triaD

10-01-2011, 10:27 AM

Who gives a flying flaming fuck? Holy shit.

Rammsteinmad

10-01-2011, 10:31 AM

Source?

The MAC

10-01-2011, 10:34 AM

why has Punk or Cena or HHH not called him :

" John laryngitis " :rofl: :lol: :kiss: :| :shifty: :nono:

Wolfpack423

10-01-2011, 11:17 AM

I don't know if any of you guys have seen Crank Yankers but he sounds like Tony Deloge. The guy that played the voice is also Matt Damon's father in Ocean's 13

DrCrawford

10-01-2011, 11:50 AM

he sounds like marty funkhouser from curb your enthusiasm

tomikaze

10-01-2011, 11:56 AM

I was just gonna say that. I love that show.

Xero

10-01-2011, 12:00 PM

He has the lung cancer.

Vastardikai

10-01-2011, 01:33 PM

why has Punk or Cena or HHH not called him :

" John laryngitis " :rofl: :lol: :kiss: :| :shifty: :nono:

If you buy the dirtrags, that's allegedly what the boys call him.

Nicky Fives

10-01-2011, 01:45 PM

I doubt it..... he probably had suffered vocal damage in his career (probably during his time in Japan) or myabe he was born with the same condition that Brian Pillman was born with.....

Waylander

10-01-2011, 01:54 PM

While we're throwing out rumours/making stuff up:
Steroid abuse can alter ones voice making it sound deeper. Just saying.

Nightwing

10-01-2011, 03:25 PM

I'm Scott Malkinson. I got a lisp, and i've got diabetes.

Cool King

10-01-2011, 03:58 PM

It's probably thyroid related.

jskinnyg

10-01-2011, 07:42 PM

Also looks like Super Dave Osbourne...

St. Jimmy

10-01-2011, 07:52 PM

Triple Naitch

10-02-2011, 11:16 AM

I don't know if any of you guys have seen Crank Yankers but he sounds like Tony Deloge. The guy that played the voice is also Matt Damon's father in Ocean's 13

he sounds like marty funkhouser from curb your enthusiasm

Also looks like Super Dave Osbourne...

You guys do realize that this is all the same person, right?

Shadrick

10-02-2011, 12:54 PM

You guys do realize that this is all the same person, right?

Lol, this.

Lock Jaw

10-02-2011, 01:38 PM

Totally sounds like The Surrogate from Arrested Development as well.

DLVH84

10-03-2011, 01:30 PM

Maybe because he was lariated into the throat very hard and stiff several times by Hansen and Kobashi.

Razzamajazz

10-03-2011, 02:51 PM

ever notice how cole calls him LAIRinitis?

Innovator

10-04-2011, 10:23 AM

Sounds like Beavis and Butthead's principal, someone mentioned it on PWInsider.

That and Super Dave.

screech

10-04-2011, 01:33 PM

http://images.ctvdigital.com/images/pub2upload/45/2008_7_30/beavisandbutthead_mcvicker.jpg

DLVH84

10-04-2011, 01:59 PM

Principal McDicker!!!

weather vane

10-04-2011, 04:43 PM

You guys do realize that this is all the same person, right?

lol exactly what I was thinking

Innovator

10-05-2011, 11:38 AM

screech

10-05-2011, 12:22 PM

I watched that exact video after I posted the picture.

Tom Guycott

10-05-2011, 06:43 PM

Rollermacka

10-06-2011, 09:01 PM

Juan

10-06-2011, 09:19 PM

It is the same voice. Mike Judge

Blitz

10-07-2011, 12:13 AM

He kinda sounds like Bob Einstein.

Mr. Nerfect

10-07-2011, 03:01 AM

He kinda sounds like Bob Einstein.

This is all I can think about when I see/hear him talk. After Googling Einstein, I find out that he is all the things listed above (Super Dave, Funkhouser, Deloge, The AD Surrogate) AND that he was actually a guest booker on TNA in 2009. Oh, and he's brother is Albert Brooks (Scorpio from The Simpsons and Nemo's dad in Finding Nemo). So...

Should the WWE sign Bob Einstein?

Fox

10-07-2011, 07:45 PM

Since we're talkin about people who sound alike, I always thought Hank Hill sounded alot like Anderson Beavis and Butthead's neighbor and they kinda look alike too...

Are you fucking serious?

Next tell us how the dorky girl with glasses from Beavis and Butthead looks and sounds a lot like Daria from the MTV show "Daria."

Tom Guycott

10-08-2011, 01:46 AM

This is all I can think about when I see/hear him talk. After Googling Einstein, I find out that he is all the things listed above (Super Dave, Funkhouser, Deloge, The AD Surrogate) AND that he was actually a guest booker on TNA in 2009. Oh, and he's brother is Albert Brooks (Scorpio from The Simpsons and Nemo's dad in Finding Nemo). So...

Should the WWE sign Bob Einstein?

Well, WWE DID sign Eric Angle* just for the "twin magic" ring switch possibility. I can see this happening.

*Almost said Frank Trigg. That was TNA on that one. Oh, TNA... ripped off the storyline and didn't even use the same guy!

Xero

10-24-2011, 09:37 PM

Not sure how true this is, but from X Pac's Twitter:

TheRealXPac Sean Waltman
@totallychappers He cant help his voice being that way. He took an elbow to the throat from Dr Death in Japan that crushed his larynx.

Rollermacka

10-25-2011, 11:19 AM

Are you fucking serious?

Next tell us how the dorky girl with glasses from Beavis and Butthead looks and sounds a lot like Daria from the MTV show "Daria."

Yea its crazy, I guess its just a small world. When King of the Hill first came out I could never remember Andersons name so I always thought it was the same person. Then I saw Beavis and Butthead Do America and I relearned his name

Side Note, how that movie didn't win an oscar that year is beyond me :y:

KaosDarksol

11-02-2011, 01:59 AM

why has Punk or Cena or HHH not called him :

" John laryngitis " :rofl: :lol: :kiss: :| :shifty: :nono:

Santino claimed that one

DLVH84

11-02-2011, 12:49 PM

Corporate CockSnogger

11-02-2011, 04:41 PM

Yeah, he's not the best in the authorititive figure role, I hope he dies.

The Great Khali isn't the best wrestler, I hope he dies.

That black ref is never going to advance past diva matches, God why can't he just die?