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Juan
10-17-2011, 12:42 PM
In accordance with its Talent Wellness Program, WWE has suspended Heath Miller (Heath Slater) for 30 days effective immediately for his first violation of the company’s policy.

Jari
10-17-2011, 12:44 PM
*Fingers crossed for "We wish Heath Miller the best in his future endeavours"*

Lock Jaw
10-17-2011, 12:44 PM
What a roid head.

Testicle
10-17-2011, 12:50 PM
If you are going to cheat at least be successful. This fucker couldn't have weighed more than 190lbs. I get more pissed at guys like Edge, Kennedy, and Slater than I do at Batistoid. At least hes doing it right.

glanville6
10-17-2011, 01:03 PM
Yes, everyone...of all the people in the original Nexus, David Otunga is the most prominent of the 7. And now Slater and Black Cena are both suspended.

Aguakate
10-17-2011, 01:10 PM
If you are going to cheat at least be successful. This fucker couldn't have weighed more than 190lbs. I get more pissed at guys like Edge, Kennedy, and Slater than I do at Batistoid. At least hes doing it right.

Goes to show you that it isn't true when they say "Steroids = Muscles/Become better than everybody"...

...just sayin'.

jskinnyg
10-17-2011, 01:33 PM
One Man Roid Band...

St. Jimmy
10-17-2011, 01:34 PM
buh-buy wendy.

Blakeamus
10-17-2011, 01:48 PM
Did it state that it was steroid use?

Hanso Amore
10-17-2011, 01:54 PM
Did it state that it was steroid use?

No, but the muties always assume.

My guess is coke or Oxys

Emperor Smeat
10-17-2011, 02:48 PM
Did it state that it was steroid use?

Probably tainted Wendy burgers.

screech
10-17-2011, 02:48 PM
May be alone here, but I hope he doesn't get canned. I'm a fan of his.

Kane Knight
10-17-2011, 03:12 PM
No, but the muties always assume.

My guess is coke or Oxys

Can't go wrong betting coke.

Blakeamus
10-17-2011, 05:48 PM
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KIRA
10-17-2011, 06:16 PM
Well in my prayers the word I used was dead not suspension but thats close enough I gues
I can scratch one thing from my Christmas wish list



Thanks Santa Christ! :y:

Ultra Mantis
10-17-2011, 06:34 PM
This is easily my favourite moment in the career of Heath Slater so far.

Blakeamus
10-17-2011, 06:41 PM
Living up to the gimmick?

#BROKEN Hasney
10-17-2011, 06:56 PM
With the get-up he debuted last week, it was easily coke.

KIRA
10-17-2011, 07:11 PM
With the get-up he debuted last week, it was easily coke.


What outfit

Purgatory
10-17-2011, 08:46 PM
What outfit

Can't believe you missed it...dark glasses, funny hat....ummm...a strung out jiggalo, or something. I almost didn't recognize him.

Pintint
10-17-2011, 08:52 PM
That sucks, I actually think Slater is kinda interesting...

Hanso Amore
10-18-2011, 09:45 AM
That sucks, I actually think Slater is kinda interesting...

DOes he look like a Fox?

Kane Knight
10-18-2011, 10:55 AM
Thanks Santa Christ! :y:


Did you....Did you just reference the Nostalgia Critic?

Kane Knight
10-18-2011, 10:56 AM
DOes he look like a Fox?

No, but he's famous for attending furry conventions.

Innovator
10-18-2011, 10:57 AM
Definitely HCG

Rammsteinmad
10-18-2011, 01:07 PM
May be alone here, but I hope he doesn't get canned. I'm a fan of his.

You're not alone. :D

Slater is awesome! Considering he reeks of that 'this guy is terrible' aura, the guy is a legit worker in the ring, and his mic skills aren't THAT bad.

I know he's been jobbed out a lot lately, but he's still been having great matches with the people he's jobbing too. He's definitely a solid mid-card talent that, assuming this is a one-off, is worth keeping.

Volare
10-18-2011, 02:15 PM
Great another good theme gone to shit.

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Ultra Mantis
10-18-2011, 04:19 PM
That theme hasnt been used in months, he's been coming out to what I presume is "southern rock" since around MITB.

Swiss Ultimate
10-18-2011, 06:22 PM
Nobody betting on weed?

Mr. Nerfect
10-19-2011, 04:13 AM
Don't you just get fined for weed? Or did they change that?

I, too, am a fan of Heath Slater's. The dude just seems to "get it." The guy clearly knows what he is doing in the ring, and is capable of some big athletic spots; but he doesn't overuse them. People claim that he's boring, but I'd say he's got the WWE's safe style down-pat and is listening to certain people that want the kid to go far (if you look at how the dude has been used from the start, it's clear someone wants him to succeed).

That being said, Slater needs to pull his fucking head. I hope the dude has no serious addiction issues and bounces back from this. Dolph Ziggler's been suspensed before, and that's all water under the bridge. But the dude should not be doing anything to ruin any chances he has of getting air-time. He's one that I'm constantly worried about seeing wished the best in his future endeavours.

But hey -- his "One Man Southern Rock Band" stuff is pretty horrible and pointless, truthfully. The best it does is give Striker reasons to try and make the gimmick relevant to what he does in the ring when he's making someone look good on Superstars. Maybe they can bring him back with something more pointed.

KIRA
10-19-2011, 05:45 AM
Did you....Did you just reference the Nostalgia Critic?



Yes sir I did

Also wanna say if Slater gets canned he has a promising future as an evangelistic southern preacher in fact drop that rock band shit and go with that.

RiX1024
10-19-2011, 06:55 AM
Cocaine is helluva drug.

Volare
10-19-2011, 04:22 PM
That theme hasnt been used in months, he's been coming out to what I presume is "southern rock" since around MITB.

No I'm talking about the fact that most of the copies of that song on Youtube have his fucking face plasted all over it.

Pintint
10-19-2011, 09:38 PM
DOes he look like a Fox?

Haha not at all.

Dukelorange
10-19-2011, 09:43 PM
How will this man being gone effect the overall program?

mike adamle
10-19-2011, 09:56 PM
How will this man being gone effect the overall program?

It's gonna go to absolute shit without him.

Kane Knight
10-20-2011, 09:08 AM
No I'm talking about the fact that most of the copies of that song on Youtube have his fucking face plasted all over it.

Uhhhh...So?

Mr. Nerfect
10-21-2011, 04:12 AM
I already miss Heath Slater -- and he wouldn't have done anything yet.

Destor
10-21-2011, 04:41 AM
Nobody betting on weed?

Don't you just get fined for weed? Noid knows

Juan
10-21-2011, 04:48 AM
From what I understand, guys get suspended for smoking "synthetic" marijuana, but only a fine for real marijuana,

Kane Knight
10-21-2011, 12:26 PM
From what I understand, guys get suspended for smoking "synthetic" marijuana, but only a fine for real marijuana,

Until done too often. I forget who it was who was sparking up all the time and "just paying the fines," but they should have named the rule after him.

Mr. Nerfect
10-21-2011, 12:27 PM
The Kendrick.

screech
10-21-2011, 12:28 PM
I believe that was Brian Kendrick.

screech
10-21-2011, 12:28 PM
Damn you, Noid.

Volare
10-21-2011, 01:19 PM
There's one guy I need to hang with, and wear a wire to get a shoot off of him.

Rock Bottom
10-21-2011, 08:28 PM
The guy's response is priceless.



“As most of you already know, I am going to be out of the WWE spotlight for the next few weeks. Of course everyone is going to form thier own opinions on why that is but I don’t feel the need to explain myself to all the SLATER HATERS out there running thier mouths. There R plenty opinions on why that is but I don’t feel the need to explain myself to all the SLATER HATERS out there running thier mouths. There R plenty going to focus all my efforts on being the best Superstar I can be – MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY… TO MYSELF, MY FRIENDS, FAMILY AND TRUE FANS.

“I am truly sorry to have disappointed you. I made a simple mistake… everyone does once in a while. But trust me when I say I will NOT be making this one again. I PROMISE upon my return you will see a more determined, fearless, confident and improved person. Im going to be THE MAN I WANT TO BE. So let the countdown start…”

Sixx
10-21-2011, 08:41 PM
He'll still be ginger.

Is that the kind of man he wants to be?

Kane Knight
10-22-2011, 08:10 AM
The Kendrick.

So memorable.

Kane Knight
10-22-2011, 08:14 AM
Slater haters....lol

Sixx
10-22-2011, 08:52 AM
After reading this, I'm pretty sure he's legally retarded.

Kane Knight
10-22-2011, 09:07 AM
After reading this, I'm pretty sure he's legally retarded.

Or a pro wrestler

Jordan
10-22-2011, 10:33 AM
Well if you read his Twat it's obvious the guy is learning the business, using this as a platform to make himself known even more. Plus it has created SLATER HATER which I guarantee will be on a t-shirt soon if not already.

Gertner
10-22-2011, 11:45 AM
I kinda like Slater. He's extremely annoying and his face is very punchable. That's a good quality.

Ultra Mantis
10-22-2011, 01:10 PM
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SLATERS GONNA SLATE

Aguakate
10-22-2011, 01:15 PM
If they ever make a movie about Heath Slater's life, Owen Wilson will play him lol.