The Expendables 2

[D Mac]

So, here's the cast so far...


Jason Statham ... Lee Christmas

Bruce Willis ... Church

Liam Hemsworth

Sylvester Stallone ... Barney Ross

Arnold Schwarzenegger ... Trench

Jean-Claude Van Damme ... Jean Vilain

Jet Li ... Yin Yang (rumored)

Chuck Norris ... Booker

Scott Adkins ... Hector

Terry Crews ... Hale Caesar

Dolph Lundgren ... Gunnar Jensen

Randy Couture ... Toll Road
Nan Yu ... Maggie

Nick Cage and John Travolta are out, so is Mickey Roarke. Antonio Banderas is still in question.

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[Sixx]

What the fuck is a Liam Hemsworth?

[Sixx]

Also, I love how the main villain is called Jean Vilain.

[Lock Jaw]

It is pronounced "Will-hain". It's French.

[Sixx]

Er, yeah, but you don't pronounce V as W in French.

[PorkSoda]

What the fuck is a Liam Hemsworth?

It was either him or Taylor Lautner.

....who the fuck is Taylor Lautner?

Also, Simon West (Con Air) is directing. I think the only flaw of this movie is that Stallone is not directing or writing.

[Sixx]

Oh fuck, Taylor Lautner is that werewolf from Twilight.

[Kalyx triaD]

This is gonna be so fucking hype. An Avengers in a Hollywood sense.

[D Mac]

Liam Hemsworth is the younger brother of Chris Hemsworth, AKA Thor.

[Sixx]

If it was Chris Hemsworth it'd be cool. But being his brother doesn't really cut it.

[PorkSoda]

The guy is 21 years old and is in a movie with Stallone/Willis/Schwarzenegger/Norris/Van Damme.

I'm 23 and......fuck.

[D Mac]

I thought Steve Austin was supposed to be returning... Some how.

Too bad they can't get Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Maybe in 3.

[D Mac]

They also need Clive Owen and maybe Daniel Craig.

[Sixx]

They also need Clive Owen and maybe Daniel Craig.

I hope you're kidding.

[D Mac]

Owen at least. Jackie Chan could appear briefly as a comic relief cameo.

[Savio]

I want to see a movied with Nick Cage, Bruce Willis and John Travolta.

[PorkSoda]

They should get Tony Jaa and Jackie Chan.

[DLVH84]

Robin Shou

[Blitz]

lol Travolta. Why would anyone want him in this movie.

[Kalyx triaD]

Travolta paid his actions dues, like Nic Cage, he can join the show in some way.

[Skippord]

Saturday Night Fever is the greatest action movie ever made

[D Mac]

2 words...

FACE...



OFF

[DLVH84]

Bolo Yeung

[Jura]

lol Travolta. Why would anyone want him in this movie.
He's pretty good in "From Paris With Love". That's the only role I actually liked him in.

[Sixx]

Seriously, DLV84, what's your obsession with japs?

In wrestling you want japs, in movies you want japs.

I bet you loved it when they fucked up Pearl Harbor, traitor.

[Kalyx triaD]

The Pearl Harbor thing was pretty cool.

[Hanso Amore]

Where the FUCK is Vin Diesel?

[Kalyx triaD]

He's busy. Riddick 3 and another Fast/Furious.

[DLVH84]

Seriously, DLV84, what's your obsession with japs?

In wrestling you want japs, in movies you want japs.

I bet you loved it when they fucked up Pearl Harbor, traitor.

The actors I named are Chinese (mainly from Hong Kong), Sixx.

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

Bolo Yeung was awesome in Bloodsport, fucker was huge.

[Sixx]

The actors I named are Chinese (mainly from Hong Kong), Sixx.

A JAP IS A JAP EVEN IF HE'S FROM CHINA, K????

[Kalyx triaD]

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[D Mac]

Awesome

[CSL]

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[CSL]

erect

[PorkSoda]

Good fucking lord! I might die in the theater.

"We need more men" and CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS comes.

[Cool King]

Awesome.

[CSL]

I'm not sure you put enough effort into that Awesome. Cool King

[DaveBrawl]

Van Damme roundhouse, the single action that every great movie needs.

[Jura]

JCVD looking good. I like that Scott Adkins is in this and I hope they give him a chance to shine. I like Terry Crews but I'd prefer if him and Couture weren't in it.

[Rammsteinmad]

Pretty excited just to see Van Damme on the BIG SCREEN!

What was the last legit blockbuster Van Damme starred ìn? Time Cop?

[DaveBrawl]

Every movie Van Damme is in is a blockbuster.

Every one.

[Jura]

Define blockbuster, Rammsteinmad

[CSL]

Pretty excited just to see Van Damme on the BIG SCREEN!

What was the last legit blockbuster Van Damme starred ìn? Time Cop?

the Universal Soldier film with Goldberg :( well that was the last big budget film cinema release anyway

[Rammsteinmad]

Pretty much what CSL said.

Forgot about that one.

[CSL]

still remember wanting/trying to go and see Street Fighter when I was about 9 and not being able to because there was one cinema on the island I lived on showing it and it was too far away http://www.tpww.net/forums/images/icons/icon8.gif

[DaveBrawl]

Might have to marathon my JCVD dvd collection in order to prepare for this.

[PorkSoda]

"My shoe is bigger than this car." Classic Arnold quote.

[D Mac]

Fucking A

[Skippord]

"I now pronounce you man and knife"

STATHAM

[owenbrown]

what's the over/under on how long before the movie comes out that RP and/or Heyman spoils the ending?

[Kapoutman]

I'll probably be touching myself in the theater when Van Damme appears.

[Shaggy]

Van Damme is the biggest selling point to this movie for me...

[D Mac]

And he fights Sly

[PorkSoda]

He also roundhouse kicks sly in the trailer

I wonder what scott adkins will be doing.

[Kalyx triaD]

Oh God Scott vs Jet please!

[DaveBrawl]

He also roundhouse kicks sly in the trailer

I wonder what scott adkins will be doing.

Watching Van Damme in awe like the rest of us.

[Tom Guycott]

Every movie Van Damme is in is a blockbuster.

Every one.

http://www.youthink.com/images_quiz/2009/02/04/full_174703531.jpg
"Blockbuster" doesn't always mean "good".


However, I will need to see this movie. Van Damme in it AND as a crazed villain intrigues me. Plus, the first one was a good "shut your brain off" movie, and I expect no less from this one. ^_^

[Kalyx triaD]

Street Fighter was great.

[DaveBrawl]

That was the greatest portrayal of Guile that can be done.

[DLVH84]

However, Van Damme was outdone by Raul Julia, who portrayed a badass M. Bison.

[Crimson]

Wow just noticed Chuck freaking Norris is in this too..he looks like a silent killing badass in the brief segments in the trailer..is he a badguy?? I need an answer quick to blow this load

[Tom Guycott]

However, Van Damme was outdone by Raul Julia, who portrayed a badass M. Bison.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/005/116/BisonOfCourse.jpg

[DaveBrawl]

Don't be silly, no one outdoes Van Damme.

[VSG]

OH MY FUCKING GOD!

[Rammsteinmad]

Love Street Fighter. Not in a 'so terrible it's funny' way either. Legit love that film.

[CSL]

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[Dark-Slicer Diago]

So excited for this.

[DAMN iNATOR]

No Rourke? :'(

[DLVH84]

No Rourke? :'(

I checked. No Mickey Rourke.

[Hanso Amore]

Love how Dolph was an enemy and they are back to being so chummy

[Verbose Minch]

Love how Dolph was an enemy and they are back to being so chummy

They were chummy at the end of the first movie too.

[Cool King]

I'm not sure you put enough effort into that Awesome. Cool King

I didn't know how to put my feelings into words, so I thought an "awesome" would suffice, but clearly it didn't.

I did however, find a picture....

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