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Marc the Smark
05-02-2004, 03:02 AM
Can you suggest some ways to improve the WWE, and use only three words? No more, no less. They can be big angles, or just requests to push certain wrestlers, or funny things, or whatever. It's completely open and any idea goes. Here's one - hire beter writers!

What Would Kevin Do?
05-02-2004, 03:04 AM
More Wrestling......... Yeah...

PureHatred
05-02-2004, 03:10 AM
Talent ...based...pushes.

Corndad
05-02-2004, 03:13 AM
Kurt Angle Healthy

James Steele
05-02-2004, 03:13 AM
CHRIS F*CKING JERICHO

Loose Cannon
05-02-2004, 03:15 AM
MORE COMPETITION PLEASE

Rock Bottom
05-02-2004, 03:15 AM
Never gonna happen.

Rock Bottom
05-02-2004, 03:16 AM
R K O

What Would Kevin Do?
05-02-2004, 03:23 AM
Stephanie McMahon Divorce.

Bad Company
05-02-2004, 03:24 AM
bad ass mofo

Wondermouse
05-02-2004, 03:41 AM
Brand split ends

Vastardikai
05-02-2004, 03:44 AM
Bury Triple H

Innovator
05-02-2004, 03:45 AM
Full time Rock

James Steele
05-02-2004, 04:00 AM
Orton Quits Wrestling... :shifty:

NoJabbaNoBogRoll
05-02-2004, 06:00 AM
Naked Mideon return.

Ferocious
05-02-2004, 06:02 AM
Orton Quits Wrestling... :shifty:You Speak Ass

PorkSoda
05-02-2004, 08:07 AM
The Titanic Sinking :wavesad: :foc: :wave:

The Ravishing One
05-02-2004, 08:13 AM
Bring back Rocky

SeanMC
05-02-2004, 08:28 AM
Don't do that

Ferocious
05-02-2004, 08:29 AM
Ferocious for SmackDown

Nacho Man
05-02-2004, 08:30 AM
HHH Streak Continues
Stone Cold Exiled
Bring Back Gobblygooker

Goldbird
05-02-2004, 08:53 AM
Lesnar jobs undertaker.

c4g2
05-02-2004, 10:21 AM
Hunter Hurst Helmsley

c4g2
05-02-2004, 10:21 AM
^ or Jean Paul Levesque.

MVP
05-02-2004, 10:29 AM
More crusierweight matches
Less authority figures
Better overall booking
No more hosses
More title defenses
Triple Cage Match
War Games Match
Bring back KotR (the abbreviation counts as one word. :mad: )
Rob Van Dam
Keep pushing Christian
Keep pushing Edge
Hardy to Smackdown
Jericho to Smackdown
Rock to Smackdown
Unified Tag Division (on RAW)

KayfabeMan
05-02-2004, 11:32 AM
Close The Company

KayfabeMan
05-02-2004, 11:33 AM
:shifty:

Loose Cannon
05-02-2004, 11:34 AM
CyNick Writing Shows

DaveBrawl
05-02-2004, 12:02 PM
Big
Boss
Man

rob11
05-02-2004, 12:12 PM
BRING BACK GANGREL!!!!

Marc the Smark
05-02-2004, 12:12 PM
Fire Spike Dudley

Savio
05-02-2004, 01:01 PM
7 inch penis

OssMan
05-02-2004, 01:05 PM
Coheed and Cambria

Watson
05-02-2004, 01:29 PM
More Charismatic Wrestlers

HankScorpio
05-02-2004, 01:33 PM
CHRIS F*CKING JERICHO

:y:

Rob
05-02-2004, 02:40 PM
New creative team

asphyXy
05-02-2004, 03:06 PM
<font color=969696>Bret "Hitman" Hart</font>

Innovator
05-02-2004, 03:10 PM
The Original ECW

OssMan
05-02-2004, 03:12 PM
StacyKeiblerNeeds BreastImplantsCauseHer BoobsAreSmallPlusSheIsn'tThatHotAnymore

Savio
05-02-2004, 03:55 PM
StacyKeiblerNeeds BreastImplantsCauseHer BoobsAreSmallPlusSheIsn'tThatHotAnymore
If she got them that'd be terrible.
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More backstage time.

ItsTimeForAChange
05-02-2004, 04:58 PM
<font color=969696>Bret "Hitman" Hart</font>

You're goddamn right

Vega
05-02-2004, 05:31 PM
More Japanese Wrestlers

Funky Fly
05-02-2004, 06:23 PM
Push Ultimo Dragon
Kill Vince McMahon
Fire Jim Ross

KillerWolf
05-02-2004, 06:26 PM
Push Ultimo Dragon
Kill Vince McMahon
Fire Jim Ross
:eek: you read my mind

Corkscrewed
05-02-2004, 07:39 PM
Real Cruiserweight DIVISION

Kurt Angle Healthy (I'm basically just agreeing with the person who put that)

Real Deadman Undertaker

Chavo feuds Mysterio

Stacy Kiebler Naked :shifty:

OssMan
05-02-2004, 08:10 PM
Bah Gawd Stunner

Oklahoma Barbeque Sauce

Broken In Half

Sick Sedistic Sonofabitch

Hellfire and Brimstone

Hideous Monster Kane

c4g2
05-02-2004, 08:19 PM
Vinnie please die.

Kill the McMahons.

Savio
05-02-2004, 10:43 PM
God oh mighty?
stunner from austin?
Can you diggit?
Choke on deesss

Mr. Nerfect
05-02-2004, 11:23 PM
Four Way Draft...:shifty:

I'm serious.

Vastardikai
05-03-2004, 12:10 AM
New Intercontinental Champion... :shifty:

Krow
05-03-2004, 01:30 AM
Upgrade Version 1.0

Marc the Smark
05-03-2004, 09:26 AM
Upgrade Version 1.0


:D :y: :y: :D

Goldbird
05-03-2004, 09:36 AM
HHH shootes movie...

CSL
05-03-2004, 09:37 AM
<font color=white>Release John Layfield

Booker FEUD Eddie

Benoit Acting Lessons

Matt Hardy Push

See previous suggestion and change Matt Hardy to Lance Storm</font>

The Ravishing One
05-03-2004, 09:38 AM
Four Way Draft...:shifty:

I'm serious.


Heres one......

What the F*ck

KaliKot
05-03-2004, 03:14 PM
Twist of Fate
V1 wins Title

SuperSlim
05-03-2004, 03:42 PM
Hardy gets pushed
Ultimo gets pushed
JBL jobs alot
Orton on top
HHH in movie
Benoit wrestles more
Jericho wrestles more
Cruiserweights wrestle forreal
leave the hosses
Bring back Rock

Sephiroth
05-03-2004, 03:49 PM
<font color=969696>Bret "Hitman" Hart</font>

Nuff said.

tucsonspeed6
05-03-2004, 05:16 PM
StacyKeiblerNeeds BreastImplantsCauseHer BoobsAreSmallPlusSheIsn'tThatHotAnymore


Isn't it bad enough that they spread messages to girls everywhere that you aren't worth anything unless you're used as a sexual object (fighting over who will be in Playboy)? You think it'd be better to have the only Diva in the company without huge fake implants to get them? What kind of message would that send? That you have to get artificial tits to be beautiful? Please...

The Ravishing One
05-03-2004, 05:40 PM
Ultimo gets pushed


Trying to please Mr F. Fly hey Slim?

Marc the Smark
05-03-2004, 06:56 PM
Fire Spike Dudley

(Yes, I know I said that already.)

Evolution
05-03-2004, 08:26 PM
A J Styles

Triple Cage Match

Gangrel Blood Baths

The Gothic Edge

The REAL Undertaker

They're Not Puppies!

They're Called Breasts!

You Perverted Moron!

Marc the Smark
05-04-2004, 12:44 AM
Bring Back Doink! :shifty:

OssMan
05-04-2004, 12:45 AM
THAT ANIMAL BATISTA

Nowhere Man
05-04-2004, 12:49 AM
<font color=969696>Bret "Hitman" Hart</font>

Never Gonna Happen (seriously, the guy's lost all feeling down his left side, so the chances of him returning now are precisely zero)

OssMan
05-04-2004, 12:50 AM
Wrestling In Virginia

Marc the Smark
05-04-2004, 12:50 AM
Never Gonna Happen (seriously, the guy's lost all feeling down his left side, so the chances of him returning now are precisely zero)

Yeah, but maybe to say farewell??? :drool:

Xero
05-04-2004, 12:54 AM
The Ministry Returns

Eugene not retarded

Jericho Title Run

Van Dam Run

Stone Cold Returns

Stone Cold Wrestles

Goldberg Doesnt Botch

aaronkyle86
05-04-2004, 12:57 AM
Eugene For President

Aussie Skier
05-04-2004, 06:35 AM
They're Not Puppies!

They're Called Breasts!

You Perverted Moron!

I'm not one to be politically correct, far from it.
But Lawler is a disgrace.

Some suggestions
1 tag championship
more heels overall
turn edge heel
jericho to smackdown
cena to raw
RVD world champ
get back saturn
get back raven

CSL
05-04-2004, 07:17 AM
turn edge heel


<font color=white>Nooooooo!

With his new 'buff' look and rumoured feud with Trips by the years end, I believe Edge will be the WWE's next bona fide main eventer</font>

big_bluto
05-04-2004, 10:08 AM
My thoughts in 3 word lines on HHH

HHH Fu,/ck Off!
Don't come back!
Unless having talent,
And significantly fitter,
Not significantly fatter,
Just significantly better.
When you're away...
get acting lessons,
learn to talk,
non boring style,
engage the audience,
not the usual....
boring, now sleepy!
You've got talent!
you've got skill!
Please use it!
If not, admit...
Over the hill!!!!!


Here's some others...

Kane don't job!
Edge for haircut
Benoit for dentist
Rampant ECW Faction!
More TLC Matches
More Ladder matches
Less HHH talking
New Creative writers!
More Creative writers!
Less Half-assed pushes!
No More Talent-Wasting!
HUGE Veeeeeeeeeeee-one-aaaahhh PUSH!

91
05-04-2004, 12:18 PM
More kick-boxing... wait that's two words... on Smackdown... ahhh damnit.

Marc the Smark
05-04-2004, 12:22 PM
Benoit for dentist

:lol: Very, very funny! :lol:

Apocolyptik1
05-04-2004, 01:41 PM
Stacy Kiebler Naked :shifty:

Nice.

KillerWolf
05-04-2004, 01:43 PM
:y: Isn't it bad enough that they spread messages to girls everywhere that you aren't worth anything unless you're used as a sexual object (fighting over who will be in Playboy)? You think it'd be better to have the only Diva in the company without huge fake implants to get them? What kind of message would that send? That you have to get artificial tits to be beautiful? Please...

Marc the Smark
05-04-2004, 06:55 PM
Three more words to improve the WWE - NUKE THE PANDAS! :D

Savio
05-04-2004, 06:58 PM
Mecha ton spider

OJ not guilty

Bring back Brock

4 armed Brock

Team sexy rules!

Marc the Smark
05-04-2004, 07:17 PM
Rock Versus Michaels