View Full Version : The Official Faces Are Dicks Thread
Lock Jaw
10-25-2011, 01:54 PM
Document here, all instances of the Babyfaces being Dicks.
RAW 10/24/11
- John Cena poses with "We Hate Cena" fan. He takes off his shirt. We Hate Cena Guy points to the Little Jimmy beside him, telling Cena he should give him the shirt. John Cena ignores the Little Jimmy and gives the shirt to the We Hate Cena Guy.
John Cena is a Dick.
Luckily, the We Hate Cena Guy saved the day and gave the shirt to the Little Jimmy.
Verbose Minch
10-25-2011, 02:23 PM
Vengeance- 10/23/2011
During a last man standing match between John Cena and Alberto Del Rio, John Cena literally tries to kill ADR by attempting to tip a giant metal box onto him.
What makes this official?
Corporate CockSnogger
10-25-2011, 02:41 PM
It was given the seal of officialty at the last threadmakers board meeting.
Jordan
10-25-2011, 03:00 PM
Yeah I was shocked that Cena attempted murder on PPV. Shocked.
kareru
10-25-2011, 03:01 PM
your sig gifs are of epic quality
Jordan
10-25-2011, 03:01 PM
Not a babyface but Nash also attempted murder on Raw last night. I fear that the Halloween Ghost of "Crippler" Chris Benoit is lurking in WWE arena's.
Supreme Olajuwon
10-25-2011, 03:14 PM
Jerry the King Lawler repeatedly makes fat and ugly jokes about Vickie Guerrero.
Innovator
10-25-2011, 03:28 PM
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Cena comes out AFTER she gets beaten up.
Graveler
10-25-2011, 03:40 PM
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John Cena knocks over a poor, defenseless cameraman trying to do his job
Lock Jaw
10-25-2011, 04:07 PM
There was one time, I remember, when John Cena was doing the "walk down the halls on the way to the ring" going to commercial.
But this time, he passed some dude on his cell phone, took the phone, said "Hello" and then tossed it down the hall.
What a dick.
Nark Order
10-25-2011, 04:11 PM
Edge kidnapping Kane's father every week, using him for blackmail, and then trying to murder him on a number of occasions was a pretty dick move on my watch.
Corporate CockSnogger
10-25-2011, 04:15 PM
The Rock and Chris Jericho constantly berating Stephanie McMahon and calling her a tramp or a whore, who as far as we were aware, was a loyal, loving wife. Mr H had good reason to want to rough them up a bit if you ask me.
Nark Order
10-25-2011, 04:18 PM
Rey Mysterio agreeing to put the custody rights of his son on the line in a wrestling match was pretty dickish and irresponsible. Also the US Justice system is kind of a huge asshole for allowing that to happen.
CM Punk constantly making "inside references" therefore alienating 90% of the audience. Way to make the majority feel left out.
Austin beating up Vince McMahon in the hospital.
Supreme Olajuwon
10-25-2011, 04:29 PM
The Rock doing a "run-in" at WrestleMania and costing John Cena the WWE title was pretty mean spirited.
Anybody Thrilla
10-25-2011, 05:32 PM
Steve Austin chased Booker T all over the United States just to beat him up in a grocery store.
St. Jimmy
10-25-2011, 05:44 PM
Steve Austin breaks into Brian Pillman's home and scares his wife.
Triple H breaks into Randy Orton's home and scares his wife.
John Cena attempts to murder Wade Barrett by dropping hundreds of metal chairs on him.
The Rock and Steve Austin have a moment where they sing together, embrace in a handshake with a smile, and The Rock reminds Austin that he "Never Ever Forgets" and nails him with a Rock Bottom.
Steve Austin, on the way to the Royal Rumble PPV later that month, gives EVERYONE IMAGINABLE a Stone Cold Stunner.
Steve Austin stuns JR.
Steve Austin stuns Vince McMahon because he won't let him compete because he has a broken neck.
Steve Austin stuns Santa.
The Rock abuses Michael Cole.
The Rock sexual harasses Kevin Kelley.
St. Jimmy
10-25-2011, 05:45 PM
The Rock physically threatens Jonothan Coachman and makes Coach dance the Charleston.
Corporate CockSnogger
10-25-2011, 05:49 PM
Al Snow would ask "What does everybody want?" knowing full well that the majority would reply with "head", completely disregarding the desires of the lesbians in the audience. That dick!
St. Jimmy
10-25-2011, 05:50 PM
Steve Austin fills his office, which is formally Vince McMahons office, with Manure
Steve Austin fills Vince McMahon's white corvette with cement.
Steve Austin drops a metal beam on the DX Tour Bus.
Chris Jericho takes a piss in William Regals Tea.
Val Venis has sex with Mr. Yamiguchi's Wife.
St. Jimmy
10-25-2011, 05:53 PM
The Undertaker throws Mick Foley off the top of the Hell in the Cell.
The Undertaker choke slams Mick Foley through the Hell in the Cell.
St. Jimmy
10-25-2011, 05:54 PM
The Undertaker burns the face of Paul Bearer.
Ultra Mantis
10-25-2011, 06:05 PM
Randy Orton gains popularity by being a complete dick, physically and emotionally abusing his loyal friends until they find the courage to stand up to him.
The Rock forces Mick Foley to shovel dog shit into a pile just so he can throw the British Bulldog into it.
Anybody Thrilla
10-25-2011, 06:11 PM
Rikishi. The Stink Face.
RiX1024
10-25-2011, 06:20 PM
The Undertaker for powerbombing Muhammad Hassan through the stage thus killing him.
Supreme Olajuwon
10-25-2011, 06:21 PM
John Cena threw Batista off the top of a car through the stage.
THE MATCH WAS ALREADY OVER
John Cena attempts to murder Wade Barrett by dropping hundreds of metal chairs on him.
I disagree that it was attempted murder because he protected him from the chairs falling. In a way, Cena was being good and not a dick in that instance.
St. Jimmy
10-25-2011, 08:34 PM
I disagree that it was attempted murder because he protected him from the chairs falling. In a way, Cena was being good and not a dick in that instance.
In Kayfabe he put the heavy thing on him to cause more crush damage.
dhellova guy
10-25-2011, 09:09 PM
Bret Hart telling Hulk Hogan to go get Yokozuna after their match at Wrestlemania IX.
Yoko had just had a grueling match, and Bret sicks the Hulkster on him?
Pretty dick move.
Droford
10-25-2011, 10:58 PM
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the Dicks are heels
hmm
They looked like giant midgets.
screech
10-25-2011, 11:18 PM
Better than looking like giant dicks, I suppose.
Emperor Smeat
10-26-2011, 12:13 AM
HBK randomly assaulting innocent bystanders in the backstage with superkicks. He didn't even bother to help the man pick up his papers due to his dickery.
http://www.wrestlehut.org/images/thumb/3/3a/Superkick.gif/180px-Superkick.gif
Rammsteinmad
10-26-2011, 12:44 AM
Pretty much everything Cena does is a 'dick' thing.
He was livid at Del Rio for cashing in a MITB briefcase, a move most other winners had done.
When Miz and Truth beat him up at Vengeance... he wants revenge coz he's the good guy who won't stand for this.
So why is it, that after Del Rio won the HIAC match cleanly (since there's no rules in HITC) Cena dived into the ring to assault Del Rio, who, I repeat, won cleanly?
Innovator
10-26-2011, 09:58 AM
Pretty much everything Cena does is a 'dick' thing.
He was livid at Del Rio for cashing in a MITB briefcase, a move most other winners had done.
When Miz and Truth beat him up at Vengeance... he wants revenge coz he's the good guy who won't stand for this.
So why is it, that after Del Rio won the HIAC match cleanly (since there's no rules in HITC) Cena dived into the ring to assault Del Rio, who, I repeat, won cleanly?
How about the grand theft auto Cena pulled on Del Rio at Night of Champions?
Hanso Amore
10-26-2011, 11:02 AM
Randy Orton Busting Cody Rhodes open with the Ring bell and lieterally assaulting him.
Hanso Amore
10-26-2011, 11:03 AM
Eddie G stealing shit from people and untying his boots to gain an upper hand.
Seth82
10-26-2011, 11:23 AM
Jerry Lawler knocks out Rick Rude's valet Angel
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RiX1024
10-26-2011, 12:18 PM
Kofi Kingston vandalising cars with paint.
Rammsteinmad
10-26-2011, 12:27 PM
Randy Orton 'going after' CM Punk after Punk costs him the title... despite Orton and Legacy doing the exact same thing two years earlier with no apology ever given. :nono:
Emperor Smeat
10-26-2011, 03:28 PM
HBK disrespecting an entire nation when he decided to clean his nose with the Canadian flag rather than ask someone in the audience for a tissue.
http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesM/michaelsflag.jpg
Although in Canada, Bret was a dick for not saving the dignity of the flag before the booger incident.
Blakeamus
10-26-2011, 06:15 PM
HBK disrespecting an entire nation when he decided to clean his nose with the Canadian flag rather than ask someone in the audience for a tissue.
http://www.canoe.ca/WrestlingImagesM/michaelsflag.jpg
Although in Canada, Bret was a dick for not saving the dignity of the flag before the booger incident.
Because Triple H #buried Bret from making the save. :shifty:
Triple H fining Miz & Truth $250k, then firing them.
Seemed a little harsh just for outside interference.
Innovator
10-26-2011, 06:54 PM
Hogan pulling Sid out of the Rumble in 92.
Flash Funk
10-26-2011, 08:14 PM
Hogan pulling Sid out of the Rumble in 92.
Best example ever!
Nah, the best examples of Faces being dicks are the ones where their actions negatively effect other faces/guys that shouldn't be put in the line of fire (i.e. Cena booking JR into a match).
You can kinda justify the stuff faces do to heels, even if it is "goin too far" somethimes.
Lock Jaw
10-27-2011, 01:07 PM
That reminds me.
A few weeks ago, when Bret was on RAW. John Cena wanted to volunteer Bret to fight Alberto Del Rio.
John Cena is a Dick.
Wanted to book a 54 year old stroke victim with concussion problems against the young WWE Champion.
Thank goodness that Funkman came out and changed it into a tag team match.
Yes. I think it was you that pointed that out back when it happened.
Droford
10-27-2011, 09:58 PM
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@ 8:00
HBK SCM's a little girl
Lock Jaw
10-27-2011, 10:23 PM
Should probably have gone directly to jail.
KaliKot
10-27-2011, 11:28 PM
John Cena threw Batista off the top of a car through the stage.
THE MATCH WAS ALREADY OVER
Batista is still hurting from that btw, according to a recent interview with his sparring partner DH Smith
Skippord
10-27-2011, 11:33 PM
in fairness to Shawn Michaels that little girl was being a huge bitch
screech
10-28-2011, 02:50 AM
I would have kicked her head off, too.
ace3025
10-28-2011, 09:17 AM
Goldberg kicking Bret Hart in the head
I think its been said, but Y2J and The Rock attacking Steph and Shane about being spoiled whores
bigslimjj
10-28-2011, 05:32 PM
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@ 8:00
HBK SCM's a little girlThat was his daughter i believe wasn't it?lol
DAMN iNATOR
10-31-2011, 04:13 PM
That was his daughter i believe wasn't it?lol
LOL if it was. I could just see Shawn trying to explain that one to her. "It's called tough love, honey..."
http://www.wwe.com/superstars/divas/divas/beth-natalya-car-stolen
Eve steals a car.
Corporate CockSnogger
11-01-2011, 10:15 PM
Santino never remembering the correct names of his colleagues.
ddpBANG
11-01-2011, 10:49 PM
It's not that he doesn't remember them. He's foreign and can't pronounce them properly. :roll:
Punk tossing Ricardo to Henry on Raw. The guy was only doing what his employer told him to do. Punk's beef was with Alberto, not Ricardo.
RiX1024
11-02-2011, 06:41 AM
Chris Jericho calling people names like a schoolyard bully.
There was one time, I remember, when John Cena was doing the "walk down the halls on the way to the ring" going to commercial.
But this time, he passed some dude on his cell phone, took the phone, said "Hello" and then tossed it down the hall.
What a dick.
I remember that.
Jerry Lawler not acknowledging the fact that Grand Master Sexay was his son until this year's Wrestlemania.
John Cena stealing Alberto Del Rio's car and trying to justify his actions. That was a dick move.
When Shawn Michaels kicked Stan.
When God abandoned Shawn Michaels during his tag-team match against Shane and Vince McMahon at Backlash.
Having RETAINED his title at WrestleMania, Edge needlessly destroyed Alberto Del Rio's car.
Volare
11-02-2011, 12:40 PM
Jeff Hardy jumpin onto Edge who was laying on a ladder watching Jeff get the MITB briefcase, only to turn and crash through him, possibly resulting in a bump that cut Edge's career even shorter.
Evil Vito
11-02-2011, 06:21 PM
<font color=goldenrod>JR would become a total dick and justify it whenever face Austin would do anything...even Stunning women. "Well, that's the Rattlesnake for ya"</font>
St. Jimmy
11-04-2011, 11:23 AM
CM Punk putting the Anaconda Vice on an UNCONSCIOUS Alberto Del Rio and refusing to let go until he gets a title shot.
RiX1024
11-04-2011, 11:58 AM
Mankind putting an armbar on Shane McMahon and refusing to let go until he gets his title shot.
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