you know what i hate?

[dingdongyo]

terrible signature move names. the puns are the worst. zig zag, cross rhodes, world's strongest slam, etc. cole coughs them up every time they happen, and it feels like he puked directly into my ear and it came out my nose.

which move names would you fix, and what would you change them to?

[El Fangel]

Alot of them are clever, but some are just terrible.

[FourFifty]

Cross Rhodes- Unprettier (I know, used name, but it works with his gimmick)
AA- Death Valley Driver
Wasteland- Barret Roll
RKO- Diamond Cutter
World's Strongest Slam- CHOCOLATE DROP!!!!!

[Blakeamus]

CHOCOLATE DROPPPPPPPPPPPP!

[Lock Jaw]

Shut up. Puns are the best. All finishers should be puns.

Cross Rhodes is the best named finisher in the company.

[KaosDarksol]

Cross Rhodes- Unprettier (I know, used name, but it works with his gimmick)
AA- Death Valley Driver
Wasteland- Barret Roll
RKO- Diamond Cutter
World's Strongest Slam- CHOCOLATE DROP!!!!!

I'm pretty sure I named wasteland Barrett roll in sdvsraw 11

[Rock Bottom]

I can't hate Cena but you're allowed to hate Cross Rhodes?

This is bull shit!

[blak23]

not to keen on the skull crushing finale or any of r truth's sigs

[blak23]

and also barrett roll ftw

[Poit]

I dunno, I like R-Truth's Little Jimmy finisher.

[Kris P Lettus]

THE LETTUS SHREDDER

[ThePhantom]

terrible signature move names. the puns are the worst. zig zag, cross rhodes, world's strongest slam, etc. cole coughs them up every time they happen, and it feels like he puked directly into my ear and it came out my nose.

which move names would you fix, and what would you change them to?


You know what I hate?

Picky cunts like you. Now Shut The Fuck Up idiot.

[XL]

The puns/word play/names based on gimmick are the best ones.

Not a fan of Lil' Jimmy as a finisher name though.

[Rammsteinmad]

The only finisher name I don't really like is the 'Attitude Adjustment'. It's too much of a mouthful to say. Was so much easier just saying 'FU'.

[RiX1024]

Coz of stupid PG FU ain't allowed. Boooo. I like the pun names to finishers but I like original names to it e.g LeBell Lock (not the Bryan Lock) correct me if I'm wrong.

[Waylander]

Wouldn't 'Pedigree' fall into this category as it was based on his 'blue blood' gimmick? Because Pedigree is a pretty great name. I think the problem is that some of these names sound like they were written by 6 year olds.

[Jari]

When I first saw this thread, I instantly thought "Drinking beer and watching TV"...

[dingdongyo]

i don't like "gts" either. "go to sleep"? i do that every day. it couldn't be less exciting. and it starts with a verb. don't cross me, i'll hit you with the "eat breakfast". piss me off, and i might break out the "drive to work." and if you really get out of hand, i'll nail you with the "take a shit."

You know what I hate?

Picky cunts like you. Now Shut The Fuck Up idiot.

it's the capital letters that hurt the worst.

[dingdongyo]

World's Strongest Slam- CHOCOLATE DROP!!!!!

you are amazing.

[Xero]

I don't like your name. It's a jobber name at best, and doesn't give you any credibilitity. Knew I'd disagree with you just seeing your name.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I don't necessarily agree with his point (mostly because I don't give much of a shit about the finisher names) but I personally see a bright future for ding dong yo.

[Kane Knight]

Shut up. Puns are the best. All finishers should be puns.

Cross Rhodes is the best named finisher in the company.

I didn't know Michael Cole had an account here.

[XCaliber]

Not sure why R-Truth's is called the Lil Jimmy it's a term he uses for the fans all the time why not go with something unoriginal like Truth Hurts.

[Xero]

The Lie Detector was a good name. Too bad it was for that stupid spinning torpedo thing he did.

[Cool King]

Personally, I think "Starship Pain" is by far the worst one of them all.

It sounds corny and it has no relevance to Morrison at all.

Why "Starship"? There's nothing "Sci-Fi" about Morrison at all, and with Morrison only managing to hit about 40% of the move on his opponent most of the time, you can clearly see that there is no "Pain" inflicted on to his opponents. :-\

[Xero]

Starship Pain is a stupid move overall that makes no sense, so it stands to reason that it has a stupid name that makes no sense, especially when you consider his gimmick makes no sense.

So in a way, it fits perfectly.

[Kane Knight]

Not sure why R-Truth's is called the Lil Jimmy it's a term he uses for the fans all the time why not go with something unoriginal like Truth Hurts.

It would be better than Lil Jimmy.

Personally, I think "Starship Pain" is by far the worst one of them all.

It sounds corny and it has no relevance to Morrison at all.

Why "Starship"? There's nothing "Sci-Fi" about Morrison at all, and with Morrison only managing to hit about 40% of the move on his opponent most of the time, you can clearly see that there is no "Pain" inflicted on to his opponents. :-\

I assumed "Starship Pain" was taken from "Jefferson Starship," As a lot of things they did with JewMoo related to music, which I assumed was because he shares is last name with a major musician.

Patricia Morrison, of course.

I can't recall a single Doors-related reference made, but I assumed between the rock-star-like gimmick and the name, it was all connected.

Still stupid, but connected.

[Verbose Minch]

It would be better than Lil Jimmy.



I assumed "Starship Pain" was taken from "Jefferson Starship," As a lot of things they did with JewMoo related to music, which I assumed was because he shares is last name with a major musician.

Patricia Morrison, of course.

I can't recall a single Doors-related reference made, but I assumed between the rock-star-like gimmick and the name, it was all connected.

Still stupid, but connected.

At one of the Wrestlemania Money in the Banks, when Jomo came out his name plate said 'Jim Morrison'. Does that count?

[jskinnyg]

CHOCOLATE DROPPPPPPPPPPPP!

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[DrA]

I agree actually. Don't belittle moves like the tilt-a-whirl slam, monkey flip, powerbomb, Russian legsweep, gorilla press, flapjack, or fisherman suplex by giving them cutesy names.

[Raven Reaper]

While Angelina Love's bicycle kick finisher is called, "Botox Injection!" LOL.

[Mr. JL]

Yeah, I hate the 'Starship Pain' and 'Skull Crushing Finale' names. Awful.

[XL]

i don't like "gts" either. "go to sleep"? i do that every day. it couldn't be less exciting. and it starts with a verb. don't cross me, i'll hit you with the "eat breakfast". piss me off, and i might break out the "drive to work." and if you really get out of hand, i'll nail you with the "take a shit."
Looks like you just nailed us all with the "Talk Shit".

You seriously cannot be serious here.

[James Diesel]

TPWW has come to terms on the release of TPWW Forum Poster dingdongyo as of today, November 6, 2011. TPWW wishes dingdongyo the best in all of his future endeavors.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q223/Trrrath/Picture1-19.png

[Aguakate]

Did Hulk Hogan any special name for his Legdrop or was it always just..."Legdrop"?

[Poit]

Atomic Leg Drop

[Droford]

Im betting you really hate Gail Kims "Eat Da-Feet"

[Xerzes]

Im betting you really hate Gail Kims "Eat Da-Feet"

Doesn't everyone?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yes.

[The Show Off]

I think the "Skull Crushing Finale" is the worst one which is a shame because "The Skull Crusher" or "The Finale" both would have been good finisher names for The Miz.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Not sure why R-Truth's is called the Lil Jimmy it's a term he uses for the fans all the time why not go with something unoriginal like Truth Hurts.

There's also the more recent:
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[Xero]

I do absolutely love that move. Not crazy about the name of it, but it's a great tag finisher.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I think the "Skull Crushing Finale" is the worst one which is a shame because "The Skull Crusher" or "The Finale" both would have been good finisher names for The Miz.

I think they went with a more descriptive name to distinguish it from let's say, a normal reverse facebuster STO style move. Maybe not, it's just a guess.

[Jordan]

http://img.snowrecords.com/ep/1/798.jpg

[XCaliber]

There's also the more recent:
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Again even combined "Skull Crushing Truth" would sound a heck of a lot better.

[dingdongyo]

i'm not a giant fan of "starship pain" or "skull crushing finale", but it does sound like they at least tried to be cool or applicable to the move itself.

i am, however, a giant fan of random japanese men in velvet jackets.