View Full Version : The Smarter Wrestler? #1.
BoneCrusher
11-09-2011, 05:16 PM
Who, out of these two wrestlers, do u think is more intelligent?
1. Road Dogg
http://www.ring-rap.com/new/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/The-Road-Dog.jpg
2) Luther Reigns
http://royalrumbler.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/luther-reigns.jpg
Aguakate
11-09-2011, 05:24 PM
LOL...
...why?
JimmyMess
11-09-2011, 05:27 PM
who the fuck is luther reigns?
Why is the DX logo blurred out?
Aguakate
11-09-2011, 05:34 PM
Why is the DX logo blurred out?
Whoever blurred it out did a GREAT job, too. You'd NEVER guess it was the DX logo.
NEVER.
Ruien
11-09-2011, 05:37 PM
Road Dogg! Because he was friends with X-Pac
BizarroKing
11-09-2011, 05:38 PM
http://patrickschmidt.baked.net/albums/Internet3/This_just_in_nobody_cares.jpg
Gertner
11-09-2011, 05:40 PM
I actually thought about what I would answer. wow.
Dunno, that Luther Reigns (whoever the fuck that is) looks like he solves mathematical problems all day everyday.
Road Dogg, on the other hand, seems like he's good at chemistry. So it's a though one.
Corporate CockSnogger
11-09-2011, 05:41 PM
It really all comes down to whether or not Road Dogg styled his own hair or not.
JimmyMess
11-09-2011, 05:48 PM
well evidently there is a hair dresser behind the scenes of WWE... based on that Wade Barrett WWe.com thing...
So I'm guessing the D-O-Double G did not.
AND THEREFORE...
Luther Reigns kinda looks like a great surgeon.
I would trust him with the life of my only child.
Aguakate
11-09-2011, 05:56 PM
The thing about this poll is that he labeled it #1.
Which means, of course, there are apparently more to come lol.
I hope next one has Scott Steiner.
Scott Steiner vs Sid Vicious
Make it happen.
Aguakate
11-09-2011, 05:58 PM
He'll probably put Scott Steiner vs Villano IV or some other random poll.
Lock Jaw
11-09-2011, 06:00 PM
Let's break down the facts here, gents:
Road Dogg (Brian Gerard James)
- Former Marine Sergeant
- Country/Hip Hop "Music Artist"
- In high school, he began smoking marijuana and graduated to painkillers during his time in D-Generation X.
- Currently an agent/producer with WWE
Luther Reigns (Matt Wiese)
- Lived in Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan
- At 16, left to fend for himself in the ghetto and became involved with criminals.
- At 19, was shot, stabbed, and had his throat slit.
- Survived to assault a police officer a few years later and spend 3 years in jail.
- Assistant Manager, McDonald's - Five Years
- Worked as a bodyguard
- Attended Arizona State University, began using steroids.
- Attended the WCW Power Plant
- Little success wrestling until he became Assistant to the General Manager of Smackdown, Kurt Angle. Also, became addicted to painkillers.
- Retired, tried to become a real estate agent and failed. Went back to wrestling. Retired again.
- Has had peas before
Country/Hip Hop is the best.
Lock Jaw
11-09-2011, 06:09 PM
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LEMME GET SOME OF DEM PEAS, I HAD PEAS BEFORE
screech
11-09-2011, 06:14 PM
After looking at the facts (thanks to Lock Jaw), I can safely say Road Dogg is the smarter wrestler.
Supreme Olajuwon
11-09-2011, 06:18 PM
Book smarts - Road Dogg
Street smarts - Reigns
overall I guess it's a wash
Let's break down the facts here, gents:
Road Dogg (Brian Gerard James)
- Former Marine Sergeant
- Country/Hip Hop "Music Artist"
- In high school, he began smoking marijuana and graduated to painkillers during his time in D-Generation X.
- Currently an agent/producer with WWE
Luther Reigns (Matt Wiese)
- Lived in Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan
- At 16, left to fend for himself in the ghetto and became involved with criminals.
- At 19, was shot, stabbed, and had his throat slit.
- Survived to assault a police officer a few years later and spend 3 years in jail.
- Assistant Manager, McDonald's - Five Years
- Worked as a bodyguard
- Attended Arizona State University, began using steroids.
- Attended the WCW Power Plant
- Little success wrestling until he became Assistant to the General Manager of Smackdown, Kurt Angle. Also, became addicted to painkillers.
- Retired, tried to become a real estate agent and failed. Went back to wrestling. Retired again.
I'm seriously shocked and disappointed there's no "Performed 300 heart transplants" under Luther Reigns.
screech
11-09-2011, 06:25 PM
Would be under Mike Knox though.
screech
11-09-2011, 06:25 PM
Can't wait for more of these, btw.
jskinnyg
11-09-2011, 06:34 PM
Can't wait for more of these, btw.
Same here... Best poll in a while... Too funny...
Oh, and The Dogg for sure... Comes from Wrestling royalty... Wait...
Wonder if this poll was supposed to be funny.
Seriously doubt it, but surely BoneCrusher would now say it was a joke.
RiX1024
11-09-2011, 06:41 PM
Road Dogg, still a random thread though.
Luther Reigns, for realising wrestling is an embarassment and quitting to do movies
DLVH84
11-09-2011, 06:57 PM
Same here... Best poll in a while... Too funny...
Oh, and The Dogg for sure... Comes from Wrestling royalty... Wait...
That's right. The Armstrong family. I always thought he and Brad were the best ones.
Corporate CockSnogger
11-09-2011, 07:01 PM
lol
That's right. The Armstrong family. I always thought he and Brad were the best ones.
Brad Armstrong:
http://s2.e-monsite.com/2010/02/16/01/resize_550_550//Arachnaman.jpg
who the fuck is luther reigns?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v57/johnduran/bscap007.jpg
Elisha Cuthbert was a porn star in it
JimmyMess
11-09-2011, 07:51 PM
That's right. The Armstrong family. I always thought he and Brad were the best ones.
what
Easily the best wrestling forum thread in a while.
KaosDarksol
11-09-2011, 08:23 PM
Road dogg no question you're not smart for even working at mcdonalds
YAH WORKING AT MCDONALD'S AUTOMATICALLY MAKES YOU STUPID
Lock Jaw
11-09-2011, 08:45 PM
Assistant Manager at McDonald's though. That's pretty good, I guess. Step below manager.
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltyjqu8p841qjkec8o1_500.jpg
XCaliber
11-10-2011, 12:40 AM
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
Autobahn
11-10-2011, 02:27 AM
First person that came to mind when I saw this thread was New Jack.
So my answer is New Jack.
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-10-2011, 05:14 AM
This should be a tournament! Everybody who agreed to do brawl4all should get automatic byes in the first round.
James Steele
11-10-2011, 05:24 AM
Luther Reigns worked on The Ricki Lake Show. He probably got dumber each episode.
Skippord
11-10-2011, 06:04 AM
Let's break down the facts here, gents:
Road Dogg (Brian Gerard James)
- Former Marine Sergeant
- Country/Hip Hop "Music Artist"
- In high school, he began smoking marijuana and graduated to painkillers during his time in D-Generation X.
- Currently an agent/producer with WWE
Luther Reigns (Matt Wiese)
- Lived in Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan
- At 16, left to fend for himself in the ghetto and became involved with criminals.
- At 19, was shot, stabbed, and had his throat slit.
- Survived to assault a police officer a few years later and spend 3 years in jail.
- Assistant Manager, McDonald's - Five Years
- Worked as a bodyguard
- Attended Arizona State University, began using steroids.
- Attended the WCW Power Plant
- Little success wrestling until he became Assistant to the General Manager of Smackdown, Kurt Angle. Also, became addicted to painkillers.
- Retired, tried to become a real estate agent and failed. Went back to wrestling. Retired again.
- Has had peas before
why do you have so much more information on Luther Reigns than Road Dogg?
Skippord
11-10-2011, 06:08 AM
also being that Luther Reigns failed at being a real estate agent I am going to go with Road Dogg
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/7777/justcausethread.gif
There both dumb.
You should have a "neither" option.
:y:
Ermaximus
11-10-2011, 11:45 AM
Who stickied this?
Please let me know so I can pos rep you. :lol:
Londoner
11-10-2011, 11:52 AM
I'm betting it was Hasney.
Lock Jaw
11-10-2011, 05:45 PM
why do you have so much more information on Luther Reigns than Road Dogg?
OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
jskinnyg
11-10-2011, 07:38 PM
Let's break down the facts here, gents:
Road Dogg (Brian Gerard James)
- Former Marine Sergeant
- Country/Hip Hop "Music Artist"
- In high school, he began smoking marijuana and graduated to painkillers during his time in D-Generation X.
- Currently an agent/producer with WWE
Luther Reigns (Matt Wiese)
- Lived in Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan
- At 16, left to fend for himself in the ghetto and became involved with criminals.
- At 19, was shot, stabbed, and had his throat slit.
- Survived to assault a police officer a few years later and spend 3 years in jail.
- Assistant Manager, McDonald's - Five Years
- Worked as a bodyguard
- Attended Arizona State University, began using steroids.
- Attended the WCW Power Plant
- Little success wrestling until he became Assistant to the General Manager of Smackdown, Kurt Angle. Also, became addicted to painkillers.
- Retired, tried to become a real estate agent and failed. Went back to wrestling. Retired again.
- Has had peas before
This = One of the Bestest Thread quotes ever! Nicely played Lock Jaw
Malfeitor
11-10-2011, 09:09 PM
Lock Jaw should be in the next poll. He's got the knowledge.
Lock Jaw
11-10-2011, 09:35 PM
I am not a wrestler. Unless you include General Managers.
Corporate CockSnogger
11-10-2011, 09:36 PM
Can you run the ropes for an hour?
Lock Jaw
11-10-2011, 09:44 PM
I am not Tough Enough.
Lock Jaw
11-10-2011, 09:45 PM
I could probably shake the ropes for an hour.
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/TheUltimateWarrior1.gif
Both of these guys are retards.
Including the poll creator.
:wave:
Malfeitor
11-11-2011, 01:03 PM
I am not a wrestler. Unless you include General Managers.
But you were an ANONYMOUS General Manager. So you could be a wrestler.
Supreme Olajuwon
11-11-2011, 01:13 PM
Both of these guys are retards.
Including the poll creator.
:wave:
that's three people
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