View Full Version : Is Chyna fucking retarded?
Captain of Fun
11-12-2011, 01:08 PM
She really has no idea, why a PG enviornment WWE wouldn't want a fucking pornstar on the roster?
St. Jimmy
11-12-2011, 01:12 PM
Yes, she is. /thread
Rammsteinmad
11-12-2011, 01:15 PM
I dunno, I kinda feel WWE are missing a huge oppotunity here. Chyna could really contribute to the product, and it'll surely bring in all seven of her fans too.
And Kane Knight.
Aguakate
11-12-2011, 01:17 PM
She talks about wanting to go back to WWE, and wondering why they won't take her back, and then she starts talking about the Triple H-Stephanie McMahon deal, how she found a "love letter" from Steph to Triple H, etc...
...THAT'S why they won't take you back, you dummy.
Rammsteinmad
11-12-2011, 01:19 PM
It could have something to do with her being a munter.
Captain of Fun
11-12-2011, 01:34 PM
...and with taking cocks up the ass on film.
Mister Sinister
11-12-2011, 01:36 PM
Chyna needs to realize, if TNA pretty much cut you off after two events, why would WWE shell out money for someone, even TNA doesn't want?
Aguakate
11-12-2011, 01:58 PM
I know...when TNA doesn't want you, you know you're fucked up.
Scott Hall has a better chance of wrestling a match in WWE than Chyna does of ever appearing on TV again.
RiX1024
11-12-2011, 02:04 PM
WWE doesn't want to push a porn star as a top Diva......
Droford
11-12-2011, 02:05 PM
Isnt WWE paying for Hall's rehab? they'd probably want a return on their investment.
jskinnyg
11-12-2011, 02:40 PM
She was worthless anyway... That girl with a penis is a train wreck...
Theo Dious
11-12-2011, 02:45 PM
As much as I hate the Ryan Clark news shit, THIS is the greatest line ever:
"Chyna, who is pushing for a return to WWE via Twitter, continues to comment on Triple H’s romantic affair with Stephanie McMahon over a decade ago."
In other words, "Please take me back into your company. Also, here's some more stuff about how the guy who is pretty much in charge now was cheating on me."
weather vane
11-12-2011, 02:46 PM
She was mint when she was just a beast and looked like she could kill you and never talked. Now she is a yolk. She would be good to come back at a Nostalgia show or Anniversary show but not full time at all.
Theo Dious
11-12-2011, 02:47 PM
...and with taking cocks up the ass on film.
They should totally sign Waltman just to spite her at this point.
Kane Knight
11-12-2011, 02:58 PM
Do you know any sane person that would want to fuck X-Pac? Obviously, she's fucking retarded.
I dunno, I kinda feel WWE are missing a huge oppotunity here. Chyna could really contribute to the product, and it'll surely bring in all seven of her fans too.
And Kane Knight.
Don't be ridiculous. I'm more interested in that Shannon Moore chick
JimmyMess
11-12-2011, 03:47 PM
I was about to post a similar thread a couple of hours ago, after reading that headline on the main forum.
To answer the rhetorical question in the topic,
yes, Chyna is fucking retarded.
Pintint
11-12-2011, 04:06 PM
Yup, she sure is. (in a being really dumb way, not actually mentally challenged).
It seems she keeps screwing herself up worse and worse.
Kinda sad really...
BizarroKing
11-12-2011, 04:31 PM
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Did she truly just call Mcmahon a diva? And she wants him to hire her back?
Edit: Put in NSFW as a precaution.
The pretty ones often are.
Rammsteinmad
11-12-2011, 04:35 PM
To be honest now, just a legit observation, it sounds like she just wants to be back in WWE for some of the fame and spotlight that comes with it.
Kane Knight
11-12-2011, 04:37 PM
In reference to that video posted by BizarroKing
Probably needs NSFW tags. I mean, she is stroking a big metal cock the whole time.
What makes you think that
BollywoodSingh
11-12-2011, 05:46 PM
I think her new porn career has very little to do with why WWE doesn't want her back. It just doesn't make any sense to bring her back. She seems to be a mess and the name Chyna means nothing in 2011. I can't believe she is putting herself on the same level as Hogan, Flair, and Bret Hart.
Theo Dious
11-12-2011, 05:48 PM
In terms of people who Vince McMahon has been on bad terms with she isn't even as high up the ladder as a Jeff Jarrett or a Shane Douglas.
Swiss Ultimate
11-12-2011, 05:52 PM
Backdoor to Chyna...ugh...
FourFifty
11-12-2011, 07:32 PM
Yes, Chyna is retarded. Right now WWE is TVPG, with the envelope occasionally getting pushed to PG14. I could see someone with a porn background possibly getting into WWE, but not someone who is touring the adult film circuit trying to promote a sodomy video.
Aguakate
11-12-2011, 08:51 PM
I can't believe she is putting herself on the same level as Hogan, Flair, and Bret Hart.
I know, she's like "They'll bring back Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, Bret Hart, but not ME?!"
No, Chyna...not you.
Vince:We are currently pushing a PG product.
Chyna(whilst stroking a metal penis)Vince should let me work with the WWE
Now then kids who can tell me where this all falls apart?
Shisen Kopf
11-12-2011, 09:21 PM
I say let her back. Big deal she was in anal porn. That's only wrong when it's two queers!
Kane Knight
11-12-2011, 09:33 PM
I think her new porn career has very little to do with why WWE doesn't want her back. It just doesn't make any sense to bring her back. She seems to be a mess and the name Chyna means nothing in 2011. I can't believe she is putting herself on the same level as Hogan, Flair, and Bret Hart.
Chyna=ratings. :wtf:
TheZman
11-12-2011, 09:33 PM
I can't believe she is putting herself on the same level as Hogan, Flair, and Bret Hart.
If I remember correctly, and this was many drinks ago, she complained the WWE wouldn't pay her enough when she left. Now, she's a complete wreck, stars in anal porn, and is begging to come back.
Majunior
11-13-2011, 11:15 AM
If I remember correctly, and this was many drinks ago, she complained the WWE wouldn't pay her enough when she left. Now, she's a complete wreck, stars in anal porn, and is begging to come back.
AND is as big a star as Hart, Flair, and Hogan! (In that order, for the record.)
She brings up the affair between HHH and Steph, complains that she got let go, is in a video stroking a huge metal cock, calls Vince McMahon a Diva, obviously has a huge overinflated ego she wouldn't warrant if she were a normal person much less the complete trainwreck that she is, thinks she has fans, and doesn't understand why WWE isn't beating down her door (I probably shouldn't have said that) to bring her back...
Even back in the day there were issues with her ego and her thinking she was worth more and better than she really was. (Read Jericho's second book.) And she didn't pave the way for shit. She was a gimmick and a look, like Bull Nakano or Nicole Bass.
At least Beth and Natty, while being muscular, don't look like they were born with penises.
Anybody Thrilla
11-13-2011, 11:22 AM
Is everybody that does porn automatically a porn "star"? I think the term is thrown around.
Kane Knight
11-13-2011, 11:30 AM
Is everybody that does porn automatically a porn "star"? I think the term is thrown around.
Well, she's award winning, so it's not like it's coming from nowhere.
Kane Knight
11-13-2011, 11:31 AM
Should "award winning" have been in quotes?
FourFifty
11-13-2011, 12:30 PM
Is everybody that does porn automatically a porn "star"? I think the term is thrown around.
When you come out with "Backdoor to Anybody Thrilla" after your amateur sex tape is out there, we'll consider you a porn star. Same goes for everyone else on tpww.
Kane Knight
11-13-2011, 01:38 PM
Which is good, because "Backdoor to Anybody Thrilla" features many of TPWW's finest.
OssMan
11-13-2011, 06:32 PM
She really has no idea, why a PG enviornment WWE wouldn't want a fucking pornstar on the roster?
You're forgetting about Edge and Lita's Live Sex Show.
tjmidnight420
11-13-2011, 06:52 PM
She brings up the affair between HHH and Steph, complains that she got let go, is in a video stroking a huge metal cock, calls Vince McMahon a Diva, obviously has a huge overinflated ego she wouldn't warrant if she were a normal person much less the complete trainwreck that she is, thinks she has fans, and doesn't understand why WWE isn't beating down her back door (I probably shouldn't have said that) to bring her back...
Fixed. :shifty:
Well, she's award winning, so it's not like it's coming from nowhere.
Sadly I think the chrome pecker she was fondling was the award in question.
Kane Knight
11-13-2011, 09:35 PM
I liked her theme song.
I believe this was it:
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Fixed. :shifty:
Sadly I think the chrome pecker she was fondling was the award in question.
You think? It was DEFINITELY the award.
Theo Dious
11-13-2011, 10:57 PM
I say let her back. Big deal she was in anal porn. That's only wrong when it's two queers!
It was Chyna and X-Pac, which is worse than having a human centipede open Raw.
Aguakate
11-13-2011, 10:57 PM
Yeah, this will make Vince bring her back:
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Autobahn
11-14-2011, 01:17 AM
Adds new meaning to the word 'pipebomb'...
Autobahn
11-14-2011, 07:04 AM
Love reading the comments people make also to these type of youtube videos:
ThatNickGuy28
Step 1: Get into porn. Step 2: Request to return to WWE, a now PG rated product aimed at a younger audience. Step 3: Continue request while holding giant, golden penis. Step 4: ??? Step 5: Profit?
5 hours ago
Shisen Kopf
11-14-2011, 11:24 PM
http://ll-media.tmz.com/0603-chyna-money-porn-ex-248x127.jpg
Rock Bottom
11-16-2011, 05:11 AM
Don't treat me like a woman
Don't treat me like a man
Don't treat me like you know me
Just treat me like a special needs whore
Yeah, this will make Vince bring her back:
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Is... Is she talking into a dildo?
LuigiD
11-16-2011, 09:10 AM
Even if they brought her back..then what?
I saw her live at the TNA PPV. Botch fest up the ass :shifty:
MisterLee
02-01-2012, 08:23 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/441/065/ChynaNow_original_crop_340x234.jpg?1321097096
Chyna hit Twitter today and went on a long rant, discussing Vince McMahon, being a big star for VIVID and rape on tape. Here is some of what she posted…
Tell you what . When you start treating me like the World Champion Queen of Sports Japan and grappling w best in the world and compare my
and the reason for Vince McMahons Billion Dollar company and all the effort and hard work that never ends even in the face of abuse, and
and violence and rape tapes and cyber horror and gossip and accusations about drugs or alcohol or anything else. And you treat me like the
Star that I AM. VIVIDS Biggest right now and I feel safe and rested and am happy with all info..just to show up, on time. Then we’ll talk.
Until then. Everything cancelled till further notice. As far as extra bookings. My agent btw?? Is me. I’m good with me. Not good w media
If I have to do this TILL I’M BLUE IN THE FACE!!!!! I will! When u stop and say no more. Stop pushing me (ahem that’s mild) u recall a lot!
Plain and simple watch Ali and Foreman fight! If ur still a wrestling fan right now there’s really something wrong. Crazy! Yeah, they are!
the Death pool thing is disgusting. Does Vince think this is funny? You should ask him? Very entertaining right? Better yet just shut up.
Untill anyone has been raped on tape, extorted, abused and had broken hip neck ribs and had their eyeballs squeezed out of their eyeballs?
http://www.thejohnreport.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Booker-T-wut-da-hayell.jpg
Blakeamus
02-01-2012, 10:04 PM
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Blakeamus
02-01-2012, 10:05 PM
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Jordan
02-01-2012, 10:20 PM
Did Triple H film Vince raping Chyna?
Kane Knight
02-01-2012, 10:44 PM
She had her eyeballs squeezed out of her eyeballs?
Autobahn
02-02-2012, 05:47 AM
She attended the University of Tampa,[16] graduating in 1992 with a major in Spanish Literature.[17] During college, she was raped by two men after getting drunk at a party.[18
Like Scott Hall, Chynas problems are beyond the point of ridiculous to just being sad and tragic. Truly hope she sorts herself out.
Superstar
02-02-2012, 06:02 AM
Like Scott Hall, Chynas problems are beyond the point of ridiculous to just being sad and tragic. Truly hope she sorts herself out.
After reading your post for THREE BORING MINUTES....
The Superstar says, "KNOW YOUR ROLE......AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The Superstar says this: Everyone is responsible for their own actions regardless of what happened to them in the past.
Autobahn - you are a roody poo jabornie that just got the taste slapped out of his mouth.
whiteyford
02-02-2012, 06:56 AM
If it took 3 minutes to read a sentence i think you should probably keep that quiet.
Or maybe three minutes.
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Superstar
02-02-2012, 07:08 AM
If it took 3 min
IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
The only thing that matters, is that I take my left boot, take it off, look at it, put it back on, take your mom, shine her up real nice, turn dat sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up YOUR CANDY ASS!
If ya smell,
What The Superstar,
Is cookin'
Also - Chyna should try her luck with TNA.
whiteyford
02-02-2012, 07:12 AM
Why are you taking your boot off just to look at it? I think you should maybe plan these retorts out a little better,maybe ask a grown up to help you.
Stealth-Icon
02-02-2012, 12:09 PM
Even TNA was smart enough not to sign Chyna to a deal after her two horrible appearances with them.
Jordan
02-02-2012, 12:12 PM
The Superstar is going to take TPWW by storm
Rammsteinmad
02-02-2012, 02:57 PM
Quoting The Rock is soooo 2000. You need to SLITP.
Superstar
02-02-2012, 03:10 PM
Why are you taking your boot off just to look at it? I think you should maybe plan these retorts out a little better,maybe ask a grown up to help you.
WHO......IS THIS ROODY POO.
Whiteyford - the fact of the matter is this. If you got an itch for The Superstar, ya go ahead and scratch it.
Just be careful what ya wish for jabornie.
And that's the bottom line cause The Superstar said so.
whiteyford
02-02-2012, 03:12 PM
Wait,are you the Rock or Austin?
Eklipse
02-02-2012, 03:15 PM
Wait,are you the Rock or Austin?
He's obviously the one, the only, Jason Sensation!
whiteyford
02-02-2012, 03:17 PM
I was hoping it was the start of a B.W.O. gimmick
ooTin
02-02-2012, 04:12 PM
WWE does not want a drug abusing, cock sucking, washed up, disgusting looking, Twitter ranting, wreck of a woman.
El Fangel
02-02-2012, 04:28 PM
Is she fucking retarded? Well, she did fuck X-Pac, so technically yes.
Kane Knight
02-02-2012, 04:31 PM
Quoting The Rock is soooo 2000. You need to SLITP.
Or he could drop the gimmick, turn heel for some reason, and drop some PIPE BOMBS.
Is she fucking retarded? Well, she did fuck X-Pac, so technically yes.
X Pac fucking Chyna proves there's something wrong with him, not the other way around.
Kane Knight
02-02-2012, 04:38 PM
Guys, guys, guys, they're BOTH seriously fucked up.
El Fangel
02-04-2012, 06:16 AM
X Pac fucking Chyna proves there's something wrong with him, not the other way around.
I wonder if Rhiannon dated X-Pac, If he fucked Chyna why not Holland as well.
Gerard
02-04-2012, 09:25 AM
Is Chyna fucking retarded?
Its a possibility, shes fucking just about everyone else in those pornos shes doing. :shifty:
Kane Knight
02-04-2012, 11:24 AM
I wonder if Rhiannon dated X-Pac, If he fucked Chyna why not Holland as well.
C'Mon, even X-Pac has standards.
irishmaster
02-04-2012, 12:11 PM
By the looks of that vid that was posted few days ago on the main page, X - Pac is catchin her in the 'I am completly screwed n retarded' stakes. i did like here entarnce tho in circa 2000 wen she came out with that massive bazooka like object and fired pyro towards the roof.am wonderin if she cud add that 2 her porno show......
Damndirty
02-04-2012, 05:42 PM
WWE does not want a drug abusing, cock sucking, washed up, disgusting looking, Twitter ranting, wreck of a woman.
Who we weren't sure was a man with a little penis or a woman with giant clit in the first place.
Damndirty
02-04-2012, 05:44 PM
I wanted to see a Chyna vs. Nicole Bass match at Wrestlemania, and call it the
BATTLE OF THE BIG BICEP BUTCHES!
owenbrown
02-04-2012, 05:55 PM
the bigger question is "Why are some of the wrestling forum posters retarded?"
Kane Knight
02-04-2012, 06:50 PM
the bigger question is "Why are some of the wrestling forum posters retarded?"
Because it's the wrestling forum?
Damndirty
02-04-2012, 08:19 PM
the bigger question is "Why are some of the wrestling forum posters retarded?"
I wanna be cool like you when I grow up!
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