View Full Version : I want to see the Rock pass a drug test.
St. Jimmy
11-15-2011, 06:10 PM
He and Mason Ryan must be friends.
Lock Jaw
11-15-2011, 06:16 PM
You just want to see him piss in a cup. Get a glimpse of The People's Strudel. You sick fffffffffffrrrrrrrreak!
I wonder if he's under a WWE contract or a Legends contract.
Aguakate
11-15-2011, 06:36 PM
I wonder if he's under a WWE contract or a Legends contract.
My guess is neither. I'm thinking it must be some special agreement he and Vince came to.
JimmyMess
11-15-2011, 06:38 PM
Yeah, its most likely a "The Rock is a bigger deal than wrestling, he doesn't have to piss in a cup. GI Joe 2, in theatres 2012" contract
The Most Electrifying Contract In All Of Entertainment contract.
JimmyMess
11-15-2011, 06:43 PM
But, aside from all of that.
The Rock is a MONSTER right now.
Shadrick
11-15-2011, 06:47 PM
He looks beastly. But it looks natural. Mason Ryan, imo, doesn't look natural and I've seen him up close.
Corporate CockSnogger
11-15-2011, 06:58 PM
Who cares?
He did say that he was doing it for free. Yeah right.
But I am pretty sure that The Rock is all natural.
I bet even mason ryans urine has muscles
Who cares?
No one. Jimmy is just a bitter, Rocky hater.
Emperor Smeat
11-15-2011, 08:16 PM
The Rock would probably just demand for Cena to piss in a cup and next thing you know the WWE is hyping up a pissing contest between The Rock and Cena for the next ppv as the first ever Icon vs Icon pissing match.
Aguakate
11-15-2011, 08:26 PM
The Rock made Cena look very small.
The Rock made Cena look very small.
My thoughts exactly
I was like jesus The Rock must be fucking huge in person
FourFifty
11-15-2011, 09:10 PM
Maybe he's juicing to help promote the next WWE All Stars Game?
JimmyMess
11-15-2011, 09:10 PM
He probably weighs as much as he did in his Corporation days (275 lbs.), before he stopped the juice.
He's just WAAYY more cut then he's ever been, which makes him look huge.
My thoughts exactly
I was like jesus The Rock must be fucking huge in person
I was thinking damn Miz and Truth look small compared to The Rock. First Vin Diesel, now Miz/Truth and then Cena came out and it was the same thing.
FourFifty
11-15-2011, 10:10 PM
I would believe the pay-per-appearance deal does NOT constitute a Superstar contract, which means The Rock can do any drug he wants to for any reason and let's face it- we won't see him next month so why bother with a piss test?
Majunior
11-15-2011, 10:27 PM
Yeah, not like they're gonna suspend him for 30 days for a wellness policy violation.
"Rock, you're suspended for 30 days."
"You know I leave after the PPV tonight and won't be back for at least 90 days, right?"
"You're... you're still suspended... so... take that... or something..."
yeah, rocky is jacked now.
but considering how easy his schedule is, I think its pretty feasible that he's doing it the hard way. Just get into the gym every day for plenty of time, eat tonnes, job done.
One other thing If I didnt know better I'd swear The Rock actually hates Cena
We've all seen feuds where two people who "dont like each other" react in wrestling but up until he opened his mouth bicker with Cena he stood,reacted and all around seemed like was standing next to somebody he just wanted to kick in the teeth.It was the most realstic depiction of dislike Ive seen in that company period.
LOVED it
Ol Dirty Dastard
11-16-2011, 12:50 AM
He is retardejacked rite now. But he has a hollywood trainer and nurtritionist most likely, and hahaha probably someone to cycle him on and off the juice :p and time to train because he's not on the road all the time
Aguakate
11-16-2011, 12:53 AM
Rock IS more cut than ever before, which certainly makies him look bigger...BUT...when you see him from the back...dude IS bigger than ever.
Gertner
11-16-2011, 01:42 AM
They should test ROH wrestlers for AIDS because they are the gay and fuck each other in the ass.
Gertner
11-16-2011, 01:49 AM
Giving each other the Serious Business.
stultiloquy
11-16-2011, 02:40 AM
They should test ROH wrestlers for AIDS because they are the gay and fuck each other in the ass.
But I thought it was boots to asses? :shifty:
Rollermacka
11-16-2011, 10:16 AM
I don't think he's that much bigger than usual. He's around 6 ft 5 and he's a natural athele so I don't think he's nessisarily on the juice (besides that he's got enough money to hire the best trainers, cooks, and nutritionist money can buy)
Side note, even if he's on the juice, does that really make it easier? You don't just take a shot and you look like that. I'm sure he still spends alittle bit of time in the gym
Kane Knight
11-16-2011, 12:30 PM
Haters gonna hate.
Gertner
11-16-2011, 12:37 PM
Haters gonna hate.
Rise
Above
Hate
I don't think he's that much bigger than usual. He's around 6 ft 5 and he's a natural athele so I don't think he's nessisarily on the juice (besides that he's got enough money to hire the best trainers, cooks, and nutritionist money can buy)
Side note, even if he's on the juice, does that really make it easier? You don't just take a shot and you look like that. I'm sure he still spends alittle bit of time in the gym
He was billed as 6'5" as a wrestler but he's actually like 6'3 or a little more.
Aguakate
11-16-2011, 05:31 PM
He was billed as 6'5" as a wrestler but he's actually like 6'3 or a little more.
A little more than 6'3 would probably be 6'5, no?
He looks no bigger than Cena IMO
tjmidnight420
11-16-2011, 07:10 PM
He looks no bigger than Cena IMO
I thought he made Cena look like a teenager when they stood next to each other on Monday.
Nicky Fives
11-16-2011, 09:16 PM
He's not on the road 300+ days a year anymore..... I imagine he has more time to work out and watch his diet....
Aguakate
11-16-2011, 09:48 PM
I thought he made Cena look like a teenager when they stood next to each other on Monday.
I guess he meant "taller", not bigger.
A little more than 6'3 would probably be 6'5, no?
A little more as in 6'3 1/2 or even touching 6'4".
Rock Bottom
11-17-2011, 09:09 AM
Rock's appearances change as his movie roles change. Roadblock = beefy. He probably isn't on roids. The guy has been a big athlete since high school. He was also well over 6 feet at a young age. He's just a big guy who manages his appearance for movie roles.
But yeah, he looks pretty huge. TV doesn't even do it justice.
Also Rocky's physique is concentrated at the upper torso - the shoulders, back, chest, triceps, etc while someone like John Cena or Hulk Hogan is more concentrated at about mid torso.
http://smacknetwork.com/images/news/wwe-survivor-series-2011-rock-cena-poster.jpg
Kane Knight
11-17-2011, 11:20 PM
He's not on the road 300+ days a year anymore..... I imagine he has more time to work out and watch his diet....
And inject steroids.
The Naitch
11-18-2011, 07:15 PM
He mentioned that he was up at 3am for his morning tweet and in the gym by 4am. Roids gives you so much energy that you probably don't feel the need to sleep 8 hours.
Kane Knight
11-18-2011, 08:15 PM
He mentioned that he was up at 3am for his morning tweet and in the gym by 4am. Roids gives you so much energy that you probably don't feel the need to sleep 8 hours.
Maybe he's just a morning person.
tjmidnight420
11-19-2011, 07:28 AM
http://smacknetwork.com/images/news/wwe-survivor-series-2011-rock-cena-poster.jpg
Rock looks confused.
Kane Knight
11-19-2011, 10:48 AM
Rock looks confused.
Rock looks like someone just turned something sideways and stuck it up his candy ass.
Jordan
11-19-2011, 11:06 AM
Don't remember the source but I read Rock and Vince are working on a handshake deal and a cool million for the match at Wrestlemania. He's probably doing the tv's for free I'd say.
And about the roids... Who's to say? He does look bigger than ever, his body has changed so that's either roids or age, I hope we never have to find out.
This feud will be legendary because there is a double jealousy between Cena and Rock that has been unspoken for years. Those two guys along with WWE seem to want to make great buisness so bad they will expose the real heat, and the past tells us this could be some great rasslin folks.
I thought just having them face off for pride and specticle on the grandest stage of them all would be more than enough, but adding hate and animosity and possibly roid rage is a much much better plan.
He's more cut than ever and I think his new roles actually call for him to look more physically imposing than before. Back then he did family/comedy oriented movies in which he got pretty small compared to the wrestling days and now.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3283/3037301791_b9248c3737_z.jpg
http://advert-place.co.cc/gallery/Dwayne-Johnson-the-rock-4.jpg
Kane Knight
11-19-2011, 04:25 PM
He's probably doing the tv's for free I'd say.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
DAMN iNATOR
11-21-2011, 12:00 PM
One other thing If I didnt know better I'd swear The Rock actually hates Cena
We've all seen feuds where two people who "dont like each other" react in wrestling but up until he opened his mouth bicker with Cena he stood,reacted and all around seemed like was standing next to somebody he just wanted to kick in the teeth.It was the most realstic depiction of dislike Ive seen in that company period.
LOVED it
It'd be great if Rock really did hate Cena IRL, but I suspect in all likelihood that it's a very elaborate work. I can still remember when Matt Hardy and Edge's feud (2005? 2006?) in the ring actually spilled over into their real lives and I think it was all because they couldn't stop fighting over Lita or something to that effect.
It'd be great if Rock really did hate Cena IRL, but I suspect in all likelihood that it's a very elaborate work. I can still remember when Matt Hardy and Edge's feud (2005? 2006?) in the ring actually spilled over into their real lives and I think it was all because they couldn't stop fighting over Lita or something to that effect.
lol
St. Jimmy
11-21-2011, 04:58 PM
The Rock mark at the bar last night said "The fuck is Mason Ryan coming out to the rock's mus HOLY FUCK THAT'S THE ROCK"
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