If Vince tweeted...

[JimmyMess]

Source: The Wrestling Observer Newsletter

– While WWE is going through a Twitter craze right now, all the Twitter talk that The Rock did on Monday’s RAW was on his own and not something WWE told him to do. Both Vince McMahon and Kevin Dunn have been reminding talents right before RAW goes on the air about Twitter.

– Vince McMahon has actually become obsessed with Twitter in recent weeks, so much so that he’s even been joking about getting his own account. One WWE source, however, is taking his remarks seriously. He was around McMahon when he was first introduced to text messaging and thinks the idea of him getting on the microblogging site is “pretty damn scary.”

Just imagine Vince on twitter... can you think of any great potential tweets, in the style of one Vincent Kennedy McMahon, Jr.?

I think you clever motherfuckers can come up with some great stuff.

[St. Jimmy]

#analbleeding /thread

[Mike the Metal Ed]

#WhatAManeuver

[Lock Jaw]

#He'sGonnaPuke

[Aguakate]

#TheBadGuyRazorRamon

[Blakeamus]

#aBoyhoodDream

[Aguakate]

I wonder if Vince McMahon really even knows how to operate a laptop.

[mike adamle]

His tweets would be similar to the style of posting that Aguakate does on here, he'd think it's all hilarious, no one else would.

[Aguakate]

Yeah...and you still think that having a Mike Adamle character is funny in 2011.

Shut up.

[JimmyMess]

And Aguakate wins the match!

[RiX1024]

If he was on Facebook he'd be fraping Jim Ross.

[Xero]

@vkmcmahon LOL you guys see @DrewMac lately? Guy has a neck like a stack of dimes. #icoproorbust

[Xero]

@vkmcmahon lol, can't wait to see JR's face when we bring out this giant inflatable balloon. #boomersoonerfatso

[Lock Jaw]

@vkmcmahon Hey @KellyKelly, enjoy these pictures of my ass: twitpic/12134


@vkmcmahon What do you mean this isn't private?


@vkmcmahon Please ignore the last two comments, account was hacked.

@vkmcmahon That looks nothing like my ass. No biceps.

[mike adamle]

His tweets would be similar to the style of posting that Aguakate does on here, he'd think it's all hilarious, no one else would.

[Tazz Dan]

#bretscrewedbret

[Xero]

@vkmcmahon @zackryder Thanks for being a pioneer for Twitter. We won't need your services anymore.

@zackryder RU SERIOUS BRO!? RT @vkmcmahon Thanks for being a pioneer for Twitter. We won't need your services anymore.

@vkmcmahon Yes. And we own the gimmick. Woo Woo Woo.

@zackryder :(

[Xero]

Austin was fired via FedEx. I wonder who will be the first wrestler fired via Twitter. Someone from TNA no doubt.

[Londoner]

He would wish TNA well in their future endeavours.

[Blakeamus]

Waiting for John Lauriniatis to give someone "future endeavors" on twitter.

[Rock Bottom]

#LipsToAsses

[El Fangel]

#grapefruits

[tjmidnight420]

@vkmcmahon wishing Dixie the best in her future endeavors :lol: #geneticjackhammer #inherass

[Gertner]

#1,2, and a 3 he got him...no, no!

[GD]

https://twitter.com/#!/CrankyVince

[mike adamle]

His tweets would be similar to the style of posting that Aguakate does on here, he'd think it's all hilarious, no one else would.

[bigslimjj]

@vkmgrapefruits YO-KO-ZunAAA gets set and #DOWNTOTHACHEST!!!!

[bigslimjj]

@vkmgrapefruits #THE NNN....DOUBLEEWW...OOOOOOOOOO #Lethaldoseofpoison

[Aguakate]

I don't care what anyone says, Vince just doesn't seem like the kind of person who will actually tweet. He may have someone write stuff for him, but I can't picture him actually tweeting.

It'd probably be something where he has someone write stuff like "Tonight on USA, RAW" or "Don't forget, one week from today, Survivor Series!"

...and of course, if he does it before the 2012 elections..."Stand up for WWE"...

[Innovator]

People are saying Cranky Vince is dangerously close to his real thought process.