Official RAW Thread for 11/21/11: The burial of CM Punk continues

[Xero]

Sup?

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[Triple Naitch]

Guarantee CM Punk banged Michelle Beadle last night.

[Aguakate]

AND Colin.

BOTH.

[Innovator]

Easily Beadle, maybe her friend also.

[el bobbo]

Winning the title, banging Beadle, his own pizza... this guy is getting fucking buried.

[Aguakate]

I wonder if Rock will show up.

He apparently tweeted over the weekend that he finished filming GI Joe, so...

[Corndad]

Easily Beadle, maybe her friend also.

Hate to crush your dreams Inno, but in a small world kinda deal here...

The friend she was with actually is getting married to a friend of mine from college. No joke she's in my fantasy football league.

Now back onto Raw tonight...

I'm not seeing a Rock appearance tonight but do see a HHH return to start his program with Nash for the next PPV.

Curious where Cena goes now. If he continues with Truth/Miz. You figure where else could he go? Rock gone for a while. He's out of title picture.

[James Steele]

Hate to crush your dreams Inno, but in a small world kinda deal here...

The friend she was with actually is getting married to a friend of mine from college. No joke she's in my fantasy football league.

Now back onto Raw tonight...

I'm not seeing a Rock appearance tonight but do see a HHH return to start his program with Nash for the next PPV.

Curious where Cena goes now. If he continues with Truth/Miz. You figure where else could he go? Rock gone for a while. He's out of title picture.

If it wouldn't stop Batista,..what makes you think that would stop CM Punk?

[Corndad]

Touche Steele. Touche.

[Juan]

Ziggler vs Punk, nice

[Corndad]

We want Ryder!!

[Theo Dious]

Greatest Raw thread title EVARZ.

[DrCrawford]

ryder really needs a new song, something energetic

but fuck if he ends keeping his momentum up ends becoming a main eventer then it is such a great story

[Theo Dious]

Also, I continue to be astounded by this Ryder thing.

[Innovator]

Ryder or Riot

[Blakeamus]

This song has been in my head for the past 24 hours.

[Blakeamus]

The crowd is alive tonight...loved the opening segment with Punk. I was hoping for a Ryder v.s. Dolph US title match but I'm sure Dolph and Punk will have one hell of a match.

[Corndad]

Punk/Dolph will be amazing.

[BizarroKing]

Hey did anyone else notice the twitter message glitching and read what it said?

[Rollermacka]

You know, I was talking about possible gimmicks for me when I make it to the ring with the trainer and we started talking about Sheamus. He was saying how Shemus probably has to wear long sleeves outside or stay out of the sun just to keep his pale complexion. It's kind of a part of his gimmick when you think about it

[Rollermacka]

Lol, now there talking about Sheamus's complexion

[Blakeamus]

I read somewhere that he would apply a strong SPF sun block

[BizarroKing]

http://www.youtube.com/user/itbegins2012 this was the URL shown during the glitchy twitter

[Blakeamus]

I guess I had my focus on here...I did not see that.

[Domino]

Kevin Nash is wasted right now.

[Rollermacka]

Scott Hall is wasted right now.

Fixed it...




Was that in poor taste all things considered?

[Theo Dious]

Yes it was. It was also awesome.

[Theo Dious]

Also, the FUCK is Chuck Norris doing endorsing WoW. :nono:

[Shisen Kopf]

Scott Hall is the greatest booze hound in the history of rasslin. Hope he never cleans up. Sober Hall would be shit. Goddamn iPhone

[Domino]

Type what I said in your Iphone and it autocorrects to what you said.

:lol:

[Theo Dious]

How the hell did someone as ugly and inarticulate as Dusty Rhodes produce offspring like Cody.

[Theo Dious]

Motherfu- YOU CANNOT HAVE MORE THAN ONE "SOLE" SURVIVOR YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT!!!

[Corndad]

Well so much for that...

[Theo Dious]

OMG SANTINO IZ BEEING BURRIED!!!!111

[Corndad]

And the Booker/Rhodes feud begins. Nice.

[PullMyFinger]

Would've laughed my ass off if Cole looked at Booker and said, "Hey Booker, go get me a towel."

[Cool King]

http://www.youtube.com/user/itbegins2012 this was the URL shown during the glitchy twitter

I thought I was seeing things when I saw the Twitter thing glitching.

I watched the video and I get the feeling that it's maybe got something to do with Jericho returning.

Just jumping to conclusions right now but Jericho is always on Twitter and using a social networking site to hype a retun will be a first for the WWE.

Also, the interuption of interference on the Twitter thing is sort of a trademark for Jericho. When he was about to debut in the WWF his clock always interupted people and his hype promo's about his return to the WWE, was cryptic digital codes.

Also, the kid in the video said "It will be the end of the world as you know it". Jericho is the best in the world at what he does. Right now, CM Punk is claiming to be the best in the world. The kid also said that a "familiar force" will return on the second day of 2012, which is a Monday and will claim what is his, possibly referring to the WWE Championship.

Also, the kid is quoting "Isaiah 26:20" at the beginning of the video.

[Cool King]

I've now missed a good amount of Raw typing that up.

I checked back at my stream and saw a replay of Cody throwing water on Booker T.

[Cool King]

I've just thought.

It could also be The Undertaker.

[Immortal Moose]

@WWE_Creative
WWE Creative
Booker T is like a Gremlin, Cody; now that you've got him wet, you have to deal with the consequences. #RAWTonight

[Blakeamus]

So I guess Santino won't be fed to Brodus Clay, who I suppose IS to debut tonight? Right?

[Corndad]

Put your seat belts on gentleman, This match could be off the charts.

[Blakeamus]

Also, the kid in the video said "It will be the end of the world as you know it". Jericho is the best in the world at what he does. Right now, CM Punk is claiming to be the best in the world. The kid also said that a "familiar force" will return on the second day of 2012, which is a Monday and will claim what is his, possibly referring to the WWE Championship.

Also, the kid is quoting "Isaiah 26:20" at the beginning of the video.

I would think that what it could be referring to is his claim of "The Best in the World" part and start something with CM Punk.

[Cool King]

The only tag for that video is "Prophecy1yt".

[ClockShot]

Gee. I miss the thread for the first hour and we're only at 2 pages.

What it that bad? What I miss?

[Domino]

OH MY GOD what a dropkick.

[Aguakate]

Booker T INSISTS on calling Dolph Ziggler "Zig Zag".

[Corndad]

What a Throw there

[Immortal Moose]

good match

[Blakeamus]

awesome match!

[Emperor Smeat]

Great match

[Corndad]

Outstanding.

[Cool King]

That was a great match.

[ClockShot]

Did Austin ever have a DVD set made yet?

[Blakeamus]

well there is your kane return promo

[Immortal Moose]

Did Austin ever have a DVD set made yet?

He's had dvd's but I don't think a set

Edit: nvm

[Corndad]

Taking a guess Kanes coming back.

[Cool King]

That gotta be....that's gotta be KANE!

[Immortal Moose]

yep

[Blakeamus]

And of course teasing with the mask...

[Theo Dious]

Did Austin ever have a DVD set made yet?

The Legacy of Stone Cold Steve Austin was released a few years ago. Just matches and host segments by Austin though.

[Domino]

Anyone got a count on how many times they've played that fucking Flo Rida song tonight?

[Cool King]

Barrett is so good, he doesn't need a Titantron.

[ClockShot]

Hey, Wade got the jacket back.

[Party Hardy]

So they just had a commercial for Raw in Tampa at the forum next week and the advertised main event is Punk, Cena and Big Show vs Of the River, The Miz and Mark Henry. I dunno if I'm gonna go but if I do I'm gonna make a serious business sign.

[Corndad]

Wade F'n Barrett.

[ClockShot]

Poor Kofi.

Bourne's got what, another week or so before he's due back?

[Cool King]

Was that the same YouTube URL?

[BizarroKing]

There's that twitter glitch again.

[Cool King]

Poor Kofi.

Bourne's got what, another week or so before he's due back?

Yeah, Bourne will be able to return on the 1st of December.

[Immortal Moose]

So, Brodus Clay?

[Cool King]

Maybe he'll attack Kofi after the match?

[Corndad]

I'd laugh if Brodus gets left off again.

[Immortal Moose]

Only one more segment, maybe two, will it be Brodus Clay or John Cena?

My question was answered while typing

[Cool King]

It looks like that's going to be happening again. :nono:

[Cool King]

Unless Brodus attacks Cena in the ring?

[Cool King]

Which I highly doubt will happen.

[Emperor Smeat]

So Brodus is having the Johnny Curtis treatment of the WWE hyping his debut multiple times only to end up forgetting about it each week.

Main event is going to be boring if its just a monologue from Cena.

[Cool King]

This Raw has felt weird. :-\

[Immortal Moose]

I agree, some good matches though

[Immortal Moose]

lmfao

[ClockShot]

What a lame ending.

[ClockShot]

They're really gonna break these two up?

[Immortal Moose]

I liked Awesome Truth :(

[Blakeamus]

Awesome Truth :'(

[BizarroKing]

OK who wants to take a guess that R-Truth got suspended?

[Cool King]

If that isn't a rushed disbandment of a Tag Team, I don't know what is.

[ClockShot]

Way to go, Creative. :foc:

[Mr. Pierre]

God dammit..

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jonah Hill :(

[BizarroKing]

Evan Bourne's suspension for his first violation of WWE's Talent Wellness Program has generated a great deal of controversy amongst talent as some feel a double standard is in place.

Bourne, who's real name is Matthew Korklan, was suspended for thirty days on November 1, 2011 after testing positive for Spice, a synthetic marijuana brand. Bourne and another wrestler higher up the card smoked the marijuana substitute drug at a party, yet he was the only one of the two to be suspended. The other wrestler was told he had failed for marijuana, which results in a $2,500 fine, as opposed to a thirty-day suspension for synthetic marijuana.

According to a source, the wrestler in question is a participant in tonight's Survivor Series match featuring John Cena and The Rock against R-Truth and The Miz.

This has led to questions about whether WWE's drug testing procedure is flawed or whether talent are treated differently depending on their status in the organization.

This would not be the first time in which WWE reprieved a top-level talent who had violated their Talent Wellness Program. On August 30, 2007, Sports Illustrated named Randy Orton as one of fourteen contracted and former WWE performers to have purchased pharmaceuticals from an online pharmacy (Signature Pharamacy), a violation of the Talent Wellness Program. Specifically, Orton received somatropin, nandrolone, stanozolol between September 2004 and February 2007, which occurred after the "no drugs from online sources" rule was instituted. However, Orton was the lone contracted performer not to be suspended by WWE. WWE did not suspend Orton because he had already been suspended for a drug policy violation in August 2006, resulting in double jeopardy. The ruling, however, appeared nonsensical since Orton continued to receive pharmaceuticals following the suspension. WWE attorney Jerry McDevitt claimed last year in a letter to Irv Muchnick that "no action was taken against Randy Orton because he was not on any customer list for Signature Pharmacy ever provided to us by District Attorney Soares."

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Hmmmm....Reported by Clark so Your Mileage May Vary on whether it's legit or not...but if by some off chance it is, who do you think it could be?

Well think we know now?

[Cool King]

Well think we know now?

I was right then? ;)

R-Truth.

[Aguakate]

I thought we were going to see a Cena heel turn, since it was left for last and stuff.

[MoFo]

LOLWWE

Hire Russo, hed book that shit 10x better, and funnier

[Blakeamus]

Yeah since he's done such a great thing for TNA booking during his stint as head writer.

[MIZantine Empire]

ok wait, wasnt jonah hill supposed to guest host? i am 99 percent sure they even said it to open raw. secondly, wasnt big brodus supposed to debut essentially tonight? thirdly, if punk banged michelle beadle i would like him to accidently tweet me the deets....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Thought he was with Beth.

[Blakeamus]

Thought he was with Beth.

They have a very open relationship. :shifty:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I can only assume that Jonah Hill, Brodus Clay, and Alex Riley have been sucked into a black hole.</font>

[Lock Jaw]

Ok, why was Wade Barrett vs Kofi Kingston the main event instead of CM Punk vs. Dolph Ziggler?

Don't make no sense.

[Lock Jaw]

http://www.wwe.com/f/imagecache/gallery_photo/photo/image/2011/11/RAW_965_Photo_029.jpg

"Let's put a sssssmile on that fffface! Perro."

[The MAC]

r-truth = wellness violation ?

[Juan]

I don't know about anyone else, but I'm glad there was no sight of either Brodus Clay or Jonah Hill.

[Lock Jaw]

Brodus Clay ate Jonah Hill.

Was then suspended for a wellness policy violation.

[Juan]

Also, you guys may be right about Truth being suspended, since he wasn't in the dark main event, but Miz was.

-- After Monday's WWE RAW Supershow from Hershey, PA went off the air, there was a six-man tag-team match featuring Dolph Ziggler, Jack Swagger and The Miz vs. Randy Orton, John Cena and The Big Show.

Cena took Miz out early in the match with a punch. Swagger came to the ring and was immediately hit with a WMD from The Big Show and then an Attitude Adjustment from John Cena. Orton then hit Ziggler with a RKO to send the crowd home happy. All the faces celebrated to their own music.

[Skippord]

just watching this now, did Kevin Nash forget how English works?

[Juan]

I think he got used to cutting promos to the same 50 guys in the front row in the Impact Zone.

[MIZantine Empire]

I think he got used to cutting promos to the same 50 guys in the front row in the Impact Zone.
and if mexican america would be out during this, then it would be the same 30 or so, since the stupid flag that drops down on impact when they are out covers half the crowd

[Londoner]

Wtf? Did not expect this about Truth. Stupid WWE once again. One of the most entertaining teams on Raw in years and they fuck them up to. Why bother anymore?

[Juan]

I dunno, if the speculation about Truth being suspended is true, you can't really blame them.

[Juan]

I mean, they could go the Evan Bourne route and just completely ignore that he's gone.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Maybe The Miz and R-Truth will blow our minds next week, and we'll see them beat-down Cena and be all "Dude, so sorry about last week," "Don't mention it, man -- I hate spiders and we both got something to prove." Then Truth can hit The Miz with Little Jimmy as payback for the previous week. Build The Miz and R-Truth as two guys who want to beat the crap out of each other, but totally want to rid the WWE of John Cena first.

Cena vs. The Miz vs. R-Truth at TLC. You can also have The Miz and R-Truth work together in the Royal Rumble before teasing more dissension, and then at Elimination Chamber, as well. And then, what do you know, it's WrestleMania time.

[Mr. Nerfect]

If Truth got suspended, then I would have just had Cena and Truth wrestle each other, and Cena beat Truth and then beat-down Truth, until the point where he is gone and people forget about him.

[Juan]

You mean the same exact thing they do every time someone is suspended?

[Londoner]

Guess truth was right about the CONSPIRACY btw ;)

[St. Jimmy]

Del Rio killing Ryder was awesome. This show sucked except for Punk/Ziggler. That was fucking awesome.

[Dark-Slicer Diago]

Punk/Ziggler was without a doubt the best match of the night.

[wwe2222]

Ziggler has been so good lately that I dont think it hurts him when he loses (especially when its against the current champ or a Randy Orton, but I was talking about the non-title matches he lost as well)

[Cuse8]

Punk/Ziggler was without a doubt the best match of the night.

ill even go as far as to say best match on raw in 2011...any other choices?

[Anybody Thrilla]

ill even go as far as to say best match on raw in 2011...any other choices?

Cena/Mysterio and Miz/Mysterio come to mind immediately. I'm sure there are more. Maybe that twelve man tag or whatever it was.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Miz vs Morrison for the title was pretty good earlier in the year.

[XL]

The Tornado Tag Match Swagger/Miz vs Mysterio/Riley was up there.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Was it Juan that was doing those weekly threads where we would vote for our favorite matches from each show for the week? I wish he would do that again.

[Lock Jaw]

Was there not a CM Punk/John Cena match on RAW after Summerslam? That was probably good.

[Anybody Thrilla]

It was good, but not even as good as Punk/Ziggler last night, imo.

[ZosoMetalManiac]

ill even go as far as to say best match on raw in 2011...any other choices?

I agree with this. I want to see Punk/Ziggler on PPV one day.