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bigpoppapump
11-25-2011, 09:58 PM
What's the latest on Dave?
Xero
11-25-2011, 09:59 PM
He and Scott Steiner are starting a wrestling school.
Lock Jaw
11-25-2011, 10:15 PM
http://cdn.sescoops.com/wp-content/uploads/batista-skinny.jpg
http://nodq.com/images/bathawk.jpg
http://www.thejohnreport.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/batista-001.jpg
Aguakate
11-25-2011, 10:16 PM
When you've got a back as big as Batista's, and you've filled it up with tattoos, that's when you know you've gone too far.
Theo Dious
11-25-2011, 10:25 PM
He and Scott Steiner are starting a wrestling school.

And hilarity shall ensue.
Kane Knight
11-25-2011, 11:31 PM
What ever happened to his big MMA career?
Tazz Dan
11-26-2011, 12:01 AM
He realised he sucked.
el bobbo
11-26-2011, 12:12 AM
He made his money. He gets to act like his real self now. Let him have it, he earned it.

If he made a cameo on Jersey Shore... it wouldn't be a shock.
Jura
11-26-2011, 12:30 AM
What ever happened to his big MMA career?
He was in negotiations with Strikeforce but then Zuffa bought them and it fell through.
owenbrown
11-26-2011, 12:47 AM
he also realized he cannot use the Konami Code in MMA
Rammsteinmad
11-26-2011, 06:24 AM
He looks like a complete douche in that second picture. I'd love to punch him in the face if it wasn't for the fact that he'd decimate me.
addy2hotty
11-26-2011, 10:20 AM
What's the latest on Dave?

Dave's doing ok. He had a touch of flu last week but managed to get out and get the shopping done.

His dancing is coming along amazingly, he's now able to do 12 twirls before the crouching/machine gun/explosion move that has now been extended to 2 and a half minutes.

He's really hoping to hit the beach sometime next week and hopefully fitting in some painting and other textile work.
addy2hotty
11-26-2011, 10:21 AM
http://cdn.sescoops.com/wp-content/uploads/batista-skinny.jpg
http://nodq.com/images/bathawk.jpg
http://www.thejohnreport.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/batista-001.jpg

MID-LIFE CRISIS CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAP CLAP
MID-LIFE CRISIS CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAP CLAP
MID-LIFE CRISIS CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAP CLAP
DrA
11-26-2011, 10:31 AM
Making it harder to design his character for future video games.
Theo Dious
11-26-2011, 11:27 AM
If he made a cameo on Jersey Shore... it wouldn't be a shock.

Yeah the JS girls are definitely his speed.
Kane Knight
11-26-2011, 11:33 AM
He realised he sucked.

A wpro wrestler came in touch with reality? Fuuuuuuck.

He looks like a complete douche in that second picture. I'd love to punch him in the face if it wasn't for the fact that he'd decimate me.

He looks like a complete douche in most pictures.
Lock Jaw
11-26-2011, 05:23 PM
He looks like a complete douche in most pictures.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5nD6X68VEOk/TCYZWqMZo-I/AAAAAAAADO8/oB0aiUatSm4/s1600/batista.jpg
Aguakate
11-26-2011, 05:27 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5nD6X68VEOk/TCYZWqMZo-I/AAAAAAAADO8/oB0aiUatSm4/s1600/batista.jpg

Ironic how he the screen behind him says "Diva of the Year", and Batista himself has proven to be a diva.
Xero
11-26-2011, 05:28 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzs76cMXYl1qazz71o1_500.jpg
Kane Knight
11-26-2011, 05:33 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5nD6X68VEOk/TCYZWqMZo-I/AAAAAAAADO8/oB0aiUatSm4/s1600/batista.jpg

Okay, there are some obvious exceptions.
Rollermacka
11-26-2011, 07:18 PM
He and Scott Steiner are starting a wrestling school.

:lol: I'd figure they'd make "Dietary Supplements" apart of the training regiment
Shadrick
11-26-2011, 07:27 PM
I wish you guys would be nicer to Dave, he's a really humble and cool fellow :(
Xero
11-26-2011, 07:32 PM
Cheated on his cancer-ridden wife. He's a cockbag.
Rammsteinmad
11-26-2011, 07:49 PM
To his credit though, he could kill any one of us without breaking a sweat.
Rammsteinmad
11-26-2011, 07:50 PM
Except El Capitano, who has a 6th Dan Blackbelt in internet arguing. ;)
Swiss Ultimate
11-26-2011, 09:03 PM
Cheated on his cancer-ridden wife. He's a cockbag.

We have confirmation of this??
Xero
11-26-2011, 09:07 PM
Pretty sure it's in his book. Could be wrong, though.
Kane Knight
11-26-2011, 10:11 PM
To his credit though, he could kill any one of us without breaking a sweat.

I think he'd break a sweat trying to BOMB my fat arse.
MoFo
11-26-2011, 10:28 PM
Pretty sure it's in his book. Could be wrong, though.

It is.

He also fucked troll face Melina