Official Raw Thread 11/28/11 *AFTER TODAY, YOUR LUNCH IS SAFE!**

[Shadrick]

Sup?

[Xero]

lol forgot about that DLVH quote.

Jomo does the Jobo. Probably gets destroyed by Brodus.

[Shadrick]

JoMo said on his Twitter that he's preparing to tear the roof off tonight on Raw.


....which probably means he's gonna job, but take a little longer to do it this time.

[Xero]

lol if he said that you know they're going to book him to go out with a whimper. What a dumbass.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Apparently Shadrick forgot that Mark Henry could still make appearances on RAW after tonight...

[Juan]

Apparently Shadrick forgot that Mark Henry could still make appearances on RAW after tonight...

http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=crickets

[Corporate CockSnogger]

I find that to be a terribly offensive joke DAMN iNATOR. I request an apology to the board from you for your discrimination against overweight people.

[St. Jimmy]

http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=priceiswrong

[Innovator]

https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/644385641/jomoav_normal.jpg
TheRealMorrison (https://twitter.com/#%21/TheRealMorrison) John Morrison



humble pie tastes like crap

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[Xero]

LOL

[Innovator]

Kinda pumped for Piper's Pit if it's as good as the last one with Cena.

[Xero]

Even though I want Cena away from the title, Punk showing up in the Pit to interact with Piper would be amazing. Punk on the Pit by himself could possibly be the best talking segment ever.

[Aguakate]

I wonder who Cena will feud with next.

Miz?

Punk?

[Xero]

Probably, yeah.

[Aguakate]

Although it's being said that Miz will be back in the Title picture, so perhaps he'll feud with Punk.

Which leaves Cena to feud with...Ziggler? Unless he goes back to Del Rio.

Actually, what will Del Rio do? There's a shortage of "faces" on RAW.

[Xero]

Del Rio vs. Punk will probably go to TLC. Miz and Cena will feud and then Cena will move onto Rock just before or just after the Rumble.

Punk, of course, has to worry about it beginning, so that's his feud for the Rumble through Mania. Although Punk may take Del Rio through the Rumble, or possibly even Miz vs. Punk at the Rumble.

Del Rio is really the odd man out here once the Rumble rolls around, which is no surprise. He'll be in the chamber, I'm sure. But for Mania, it's not looking too good.

[Aguakate]

Undertaker vs Del Rio at WM.

Make it happen, WWE.

[ClockShot]

Anybody got some "happy trails" ready to play after Morrison's match?

[Innovator]

Even though I want Cena away from the title, Punk showing up in the Pit to interact with Piper would be amazing. Punk on the Pit by himself could possibly be the best talking segment ever.
That'd be smarkly arousing.

[Xero]

Chat: http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=109788

[James Diesel]

So anyplace to watch RAW online now? Jtv went to hell, and ustream is shit

[Corndad]

Never in a million years did I see Morrison being the lesser of the team with him and Miz. Would have won a bet or two with me on that. Oh well, at least Brodus won't get pushed off the show again... or will he?

[Xero]

Never in a million years did I see Morrison being the lesser of the team with him and Miz. Would have won a bet or two with me on that. Oh well, at least Brodus won't get pushed off the show again... or will he?

lol if they bumped Morrison's match because of his Twitter comment.

[Innovator]

I see Nash interfering, but HHH stops him.

[Corndad]

Cue the Bag Pipes!

[ClockShot]

Looks like that gut he had is gone.

[Innovator]

Looks like that gut he had is gone.
Dude beat cancer, he can have a gut if he wished.

[Blakeamus]

The boos aren't heavy tonight I see.

[FearedSanctity]

Cena fluff segment

[Corndad]

I hope they keep the Drunk Macho Man guy away from those 2 little kids in the front row lol

[Innovator]

I love Piper.

[ClockShot]

Yeah. The fans can do what the want. But security grabs all the anti-cena signs before you enter.

[FearedSanctity]

Why do they just keep addressing the fact Cena gets booed without actually doing anything about it? Honestly, what the fuck is the point of him saying "you can boo me, its OK" every week?

[Juan]

Piper wants Cena to turn heel?

[Innovator]

Cena shut up and let Piper do his thing.

[DaveBrawl]

Cena needs a good cry it sounds like.

[Cool King]

The kid on the right looked bored.

[FearedSanctity]

Ah, just going with the usual Cena cheap pop tactics. Reference past WWE names, kids and the troops

[Corndad]

Oh shit.

[ClockShot]

YEAH!

[Immortal Moose]

damn

[FearedSanctity]

Fucking Piper yo

[FearedSanctity]

Like a straight bitch

[Theo Dious]

I approve of this.

[Corndad]

I love when Piper randomly shows up and does something epic.

[Innovator]

So they're going with the boos finally getting to him and giving him more anger....ok.

So Miz will end the "legacy" of Morrison.

[Corndad]

Miz vs Morrison HAHAHHA so much for Brodus getting to wipe him out.

[Juan]

So they're going with the boos finally getting to him and giving him more anger....ok.

I like it

[The Whole F'n Show]

I smell a heel turn.... finally :D

[Corndad]

Live Smackdown! sweet.

[FearedSanctity]

So they're going with the boos finally getting to him and giving him more anger....ok.

Cena will rise above the hate

[Blakeamus]

What a slap!

[Blakeamus]

Fall count anywhere? HAHAHAHA!

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[Immortal Moose]

so long john

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Morrison getting the crap beaten out of him for his send off.

[el bobbo]

hahahahaha...

fuckin' JOMO is gone.

[FearedSanctity]

LOL

[BizarroKing]

and it seems Brodus Clay gets jilted again...

[Corndad]

Miz is gonna kill him lol

[Theo Dious]

...and so exits Johnny Nitro.

[Cool King]

Is that going to be the reason for Morrison leaving the company?

He becomes crippled?

[Blakeamus]

Who's the Jannety now, JoMo?

[FearedSanctity]

I would love for a TNA chant right now

[ClockShot]

KENDO STICK!

[Blakeamus]

They are going all out with his final night, eh?

[Corndad]

How is Morrison getting any offense in lol

[FearedSanctity]

NEXT WEEK ON IMPACT

[ClockShot]

He's out cold. Wow.

[Blakeamus]

Adios

[rob11]

Johnny Impact!

[ClockShot]

It's been cool, John.

[Blakeamus]

Yeah it would be ridiculous for a send-off be related to an injury angle and pop up next week on Impact without a scratch.

[ClockShot]

Heh heh. Johnny Ace seeing him off.

[FearedSanctity]

How buried can one man get?

[Theo Dious]

Wow. Extreme closeup of the Mix is kind of getting me aroused... :shifty:

[el bobbo]

That close up of Miz is fucking disturbing.

http://www.leconcombre.com/concpost/us/postcard4/alfred_e_neuman.jpg

[Xero]

So Miz is going after his former partners... Almost like it sets up Jericho to make the inevitable save.

[Blakeamus]

Look like he missed a few spots shaven....

[Emperor Smeat]

Yeah it would be ridiculous for a send-off be related to an injury angle and pop up next week on Impact without a scratch.

He could always just wear a band-aid on his head and claim it was a small injury from parkouring all the way to Orlando :shifty:

[Blakeamus]

A-Ry v.s. Miz next week perhaps?

[FearedSanctity]

What kinda of penalty could Morrison have taken for just refusing to take that burial? I mean it's one thing to take it in the middle of your contract, but two days before it expires? Fuck that

[Blakeamus]

He could always just wear a band-aid on his head and claim it was a small injury from parkouring all the way to Orlando :shifty:

Wouldn't seem right without his slow-mo entrance. :-\

[Xero]

What kinda of penalty could Morrison have taken for just refusing to take that burial? I mean it's one thing to take it in the middle of your contract, but two days before it expires? Fuck that

Would be really unprofessional of him. Honestly, it sounds like he did something to piss them off anyway, with his "humble pie" comment.

[Blakeamus]

So far we get a Piper Bitch-Slap to Cena, JOMO getting the piss beaten out of him, and now a Divas tag team match to fuck up the buzz.

[Innovator]

http://www.youtube.com/second2012

[Cool King]

Someone get to that video!

STAT!

[Cool King]

http://www.youtube.com/second2012

Well, that was quick.

[Juan]

and it seems Brodus Clay gets jilted again...

Good. Can't believe anyone actually wants to see this guy wrestle

[FearedSanctity]

Would be really unprofessional of him. Honestly, it sounds like he did something to piss them off anyway, with his "humble pie" comment.

I get the professionalism of it, but in a business where how you're portrayed goes a long way to your success, why would let your character be buried like that when you're done it 2 days? Would anyone seriously blame him if he'd have no showed knowing this is what would've happened? Dunno, maybe it's just me. He probably just trying to leave on the best terms possible for a comeback

[Cool King]

Good. Can't believe anyone actually wants to see this guy wrestle

I do.

[The Whole F'n Show]

Miz is really looking out of shape for someone that they are going to push again for some reason. Maybe he should take his pudgy ass to the gym if he wants to get back into the main event... starting too look a bit like lawler :lol:

[Innovator]

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[Juan]

I do.

Just watch some old One Man Gang matches.

[Juan]

Miz is really looking out of shape for someone that they are going to push again for some reason. Maybe he should take his pudgy ass to the gym if he wants to get back into the main event... starting too look a bit like lawler :lol:

lol what

[Blakeamus]

interesting second video...

[Corndad]

Still love that Beaker/Sheamus backstage segment a few weeks back lol

[Cool King]

http://www.youtube.com/second2012

The top rated comment....

ITS A BASKETBALL! ITS BATISTA!
2 minutes ago 9

:lol:

[el bobbo]

One more week til Brodus.

[Corndad]

Brodus did get cut again hahahahahhaaha

[Immortal Moose]

haha next monday

[Blakeamus]

Well the debut of Brodus Clay is pushed back yet again!

[ClockShot]

No Brodus again.

[FearedSanctity]

Revealing your plan on a show he's probably watching

[Corndad]

Punk lol

[Innovator]

Fuck, the ball rolled across the screen and I thought Batista.

[The Whole F'n Show]

haha jennifer hudson reference, otunga looked legitimately pissed

[Juan]

Orton vs Ziggler, nice

[ClockShot]

Ziggy vs. Orton. That should be good.

[Corndad]

Miz is really looking out of shape for someone that they are going to push again for some reason. Maybe he should take his pudgy ass to the gym if he wants to get back into the main event... starting too look a bit like lawler :lol:

Not to sound like a dick but the Champions right now are Punk and Mark Henry. Not exactly the fittest guys in the world. Why would he have to hit the gym?

[Cool King]

Just watch some old One Man Gang matches.

Good idea.

It'll still be better than a Mason Ryan match in my opinion. :)

[The Whole F'n Show]

Not to sound like a dick but the Champions right now are Punk and Mark Henry. Not exactly the fittest guys in the world. Why would he have to hit the gym?

you do have a damn good point

[Innovator]

Not to sound like a dick but the Champions right now are Punk and Mark Henry. Not exactly the fittest guys in the world. Why would he have to hit the gym?
You mean a former competitive powerlifter and a guy who was tweeting while running the Chicago marathon for fun?

[Juan]

lol @ "please acknowledge the presence"

[FearedSanctity]

Please acknowledge the presence of Wade Barrett

[Corndad]

You mean a former competitive powerlifter and a guy who was tweeting while running the Chicago marathon for fun?

Didn't mean they aren't athletes. They just don't look like say Mason Ryan. You don't have to have that look to be a Main Event talent, that all I was stating Inno.

[ClockShot]

Why should I acknowledge the presence of Wade Barrett? Is he special or something?

[The Whole F'n Show]

You mean a former competitive powerlifter and a guy who was tweeting while running the Chicago marathon for fun?

better point haha

[Cool King]

"Please acknowledge the presence". :cool:

[The Whole F'n Show]

I vote wasteland for the worst finisher ever

[ClockShot]

Dolph got new music................AGAIN?!

[The Whole F'n Show]

Kinda like the new music

[Corndad]

Barrett on Commentary= win

[The Whole F'n Show]

Barrett on Commentary= win

kinda sounds like a badass lord alfred hayes lol

[Theo Dious]

HOLY SHIT RANDY SAVAGE LIVES!

[Theo Dious]

kinda sounds like a badass lord alfred hayes lol

Now let's hear him say "Promotional consideration paid for by the following!"

[Cool King]

Oh god, please don't let this be that start of Lawler and Cole doing "shout-out's" from that InterAction thing. :-\

[Blakeamus]

HAHA ZIGGLER WITH THE WIN!

[Corndad]

Big win for Ziggler!

[Cool King]

Haha! Awesome.

[el bobbo]

No way! Nice Win.

[Blakeamus]

That was an awesome dropkick by Orton to Barrett.

[Aguakate]

LOL @ Ziggler doing a headstand while yelling "OH YEAH! OH YEAH!"

[DInsaneOne]

loving the ziggler win!!! head stand celebration? mehh it can work i guess

[Corndad]

love the headstand

[The Whole F'n Show]

Great win by Jeff Jarrett! Oh wait, I mean Dolph Ziggler!

[Blakeamus]

:nono:

[Blakeamus]

Ziggler > Jeff Jarrett
Jean Claude Van Damme > Rob Van Dam

[Corndad]

Daniel Freakin Bryan!

[Blakeamus]

look like he got a trim

[The Whole F'n Show]

Ziggler > Jeff Jarrett
Jean Claude Van Damme > Rob Van Dam

Ziggler has an early jeff jarrett wwf resemblance, you know, like mason ryan looking like stiffler bahaha

[FearedSanctity]

Ladies and gentlemen, please introduce Daniel Bryan

[Aguakate]

loving the ziggler win!!! head stand celebration? mehh it can work i guess

He'll continue to do it 'til he feuds with CM Punk and Punk points out he was "Nicky" in the Spirit Squad.

[Corndad]

Really hope he chokes Cole out

[Blakeamus]

Ziggler has an early jeff jarrett wwf resemblance, you know, like mason ryan looking like stiffler bahaha

More like Mr. Perfect...but whatever you say champ.

[The Whole F'n Show]

More like Mr. Perfect...but whatever you say champ.

didnt even think of that one

[Corndad]

Wow a little Heel Bryan. I like it.

[Blakeamus]

Loved how he kicked his injured leg and walked off.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

How many times does Michael Cole say "ladies and gentlemen" per show? I bet it's close to the number of times I want to punch him in his stupid monkey face.

[Cool King]

Awesome. Swagger. :cool:

[Cool King]

Awesome. Ryder. :cool:

[ClockShot]

WOO WOO WOO!

[FearedSanctity]

Hate Ryder's music so much, doesn't fit at all

[Corndad]

You know it!

[Blakeamus]

WWWYKI!

[DInsaneOne]

He'll continue to do it 'til he feuds with CM Punk and Punk points out he was "Nicky" in the Spirit Squad.

ha sounds very punk-esque.

to change topics, that has to be one of the better promos i have seen daniel bryan cut in the wwe. you saw the fire.

just throwing this out there, maybe have bryan win the royal rumble challenge the wwe champion and the world heavyweight champion at Wrestlemania 28. then unify belts.

either him or ziggler (since they can play off the two matches per ppv thing)

[Blakeamus]

did he step on his hand?

[DInsaneOne]

did he step on his hand?

yes he did

[FearedSanctity]

KANENE

[Cool King]

Yeah.

[Blakeamus]

OMGZ11! HES COMIN BACK WIT THE MASK!?!:shifty:

[Innovator]

Can we just replay the slap over and over again?

[DInsaneOne]

if he comes back with the mask and also "slow chemical" as his theme song, i will mark out!!

[ClockShot]

Foley Claus.

[FearedSanctity]

Christmas special before it's even December

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Michael Cole sucks the fun out of watching the WWE. Seriously can't stand this anymore. Gonna turn it off.

[Blakeamus]

Can we just replay the slap over and over again?

No...but they would give us contant replays of Nash's attack on Triple H.

[Cool King]

It's pretty damn early for a Christmas edition of a WWE show.

It's not even December yet.

[Corndad]

*cheap pop*

[Blakeamus]

Michael Cole sucks the fun out of watching the WWE. Seriously can't stand this anymore. Gonna turn it off.

Will WWE ever admit that might be one cause of losing viewers?

[Blakeamus]

To think that if Stone Cold would of been paralyzed...I probably wouldn't of been a wrestling fan to this day.

[TheChamp]

haha jennifer hudson reference, otunga looked legitimately pissed


HE KILT 'EM WIT DAT ONE!!

[Wake Up Call]

I see Bryan still gets ZERO reaction from the crowd. I also noticed the Smackdown crowd, NO ONE in the front 5 rows reacted to Bryan cashing in the Money in the Bank briefcase. Which makes me believe, once again, Bryan`s cheers are pipped in HARD.

[Corndad]

It's CLOBBERIN TIME!

[el bobbo]

Cena gets Punk disqualified, setting up a threeway match with Del Rio, Cena, and Punk at TLC.

[Blakeamus]

Okay, let's do play by play for this match for ONCE PLEASE COLE!!!!

[Blakeamus]

I see Bryan still gets ZERO reaction from the crowd. I also noticed the Smackdown crowd, NO ONE in the front 5 rows reacted to Bryan cashing in the Money in the Bank briefcase. Which makes me believe, once again, Bryan`s cheers are pipped in HARD.

Watch the video again, and see the whole arena jump off their seats when he pinned him.

[Blakeamus]

Expecting this match to go great as usual.

[BizarroKing]

Kind of off topic I know, but do u think wwe would be foolish enough to hold off Ziggler/Ryder until Mania? I for one hope not....

[Cool King]

"Where's our ice-cream?"

:lol:

[Corndad]

Cole. Calm the Fuck down. Thanks.

[Blakeamus]

VINTAGE EDDIE!

[Corndad]

Loved that Old School Eddie spot with the Chair

[Blakeamus]

Whoa turnbuckle exposed and CM Punk used it? I see a screwjob

[Blakeamus]

Great Main Event!

[Juan]

Awesome match

[el bobbo]

Really thought Cena would come out. Nice match. Sets up the plot line for next week. Pretty good Raw!

[Cool King]

Great match and main event.

[Juan]

Michael Cole sucks the fun out of watching the WWE. Seriously can't stand this anymore. Gonna turn it off.

You missed a great match.

[DInsaneOne]

liked this week's raw, thought it was a pretty solid show. Hope punk keeps title at least till end of year and preferably till WM28.

[Emperor Smeat]

Main event was great.

Feud has been great so far just based on the in-ring matches.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I see Bryan still gets ZERO reaction from the crowd. I also noticed the Smackdown crowd, NO ONE in the front 5 rows reacted to Bryan cashing in the Money in the Bank briefcase. Which makes me believe, once again, Bryan`s cheers are pipped in HARD.

Watch the video again, and see the whole arena jump off their seats when he pinned him.

Not to sound like a broken record, but they need to give the people a reason to care. Yeah, he's great in the ring, but that alone doesn't get people over. He's had no chance to really build a character.

With that said, he looked good tonight because he actually showed some attitude and anger. Likewise, remember his segment with Cole on NXT when he snapped? He came across great there, and people reacted. THe problem is, they seem to pretty much have him show personality one week, and then they wait a few months before they have him do it again.

[OldSchoolFan]

I think Ziggler needs to start using LMFAO's Sexy and I Know It as his theme song

[Cool King]

I think Ziggler needs to start using LMFAO's Sexy and I Know It as his theme song

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1802/38542222189362397991439.jpg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

You missed a great match.

not my fault

[Cool King]

not my fault

http://www.prowrestlingmemorabilia.com/wp-content/uploads/Gene%20Snitsky.jpg

[Supreme Olajuwon]

stop it

[Xero]

stop it

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv8z63srCd1qmvb4to1_500.jpg

[Cool King]

stop it

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/t/travisbain/03.jpg

No.

;)

[Cool King]

Actually, it should be http://i53.tinypic.com/qq1l41.gif if I'm wanting to keep what I've got going. :shifty:

[el bobbo]

What's going to happen with the "conspiracy theory?"

[MIZantine Empire]

isnt it about that time for the old school raw? i loved last years...moving on, that punk del rio match was top notch..ziggs and orton was great too..i agree with whoever said it, that drop kick to barrett was nice..

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Was the guy who played the Nacho Man in those Billionaire Ted vignettes in the crowd tonight?

[Captain of Fun]

How awesome would it be if piper convinces Cena to go heel, and becomes his mentor in the ways of EVIL?

[ddpBANG]

How awesome would it be if piper convinces Cena to go heel, and becomes his mentor in the ways of EVIL?
Worked for Sean O'Haire :shifty:

[MIZantine Empire]

How awesome would it be if piper convinces Cena to go heel, and becomes his mentor in the ways of EVIL?
i sooo thought that was how they were going with that. i was kind of excited thinking they were turning cena heel. sadly, i think the only way to see cena turn heel, is for him to go to tna, then win the title..seems like russos motto is "win the belt, turn heel"

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sounds like an interesting approach they are taking with Cena. Piper calling bullshit on Cena not caring what the fans think is certainly something that gives Cena something to do heading into WrestleMania. A sudden heel turn at this time of year is out of the question, but it does seem like now, more so than ever anyway, the stones are being laid, in case that is a route the WWE decides to go with.

I can sort of see the WWE taking the WWE Title off CM Punk next week, with David Otunga working as "lawyer" and pointing out that Punk should have been disqualified, and hence he should have lost the title to Alberto Del Rio. They did the angle with Edge and Dolph Ziggler just earlier this year, but I could see it again. Punk's fine as champion, in my opinion, but faces make great challengers, too (even though I feel that Punk is one face I actually thinks gains a lot from being WWE Champion), and they might go with Punk challenging Del Rio heading into TLC (again). Cena and The Miz could also be in that match.

[Captain of Fun]

Cena definitely won't turn before mania, but piper could show up now and then beforehand, to lay the seeds.

Then maybe at wrestlemania or the raw after, he turns.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Sounds like an interesting approach they are taking with Cena. Piper calling bullshit on Cena not caring what the fans think is certainly something that gives Cena something to do heading into WrestleMania. A sudden heel turn at this time of year is out of the question, but it does seem like now, more so than ever anyway, the stones are being laid, in case that is a route the WWE decides to go with.

I can sort of see the WWE taking the WWE Title off CM Punk next week, with David Otunga working as "lawyer" and pointing out that Punk should have been disqualified, and hence he should have lost the title to Alberto Del Rio. They did the angle with Edge and Dolph Ziggler just earlier this year, but I could see it again. Punk's fine as champion, in my opinion, but faces make great challengers, too (even though I feel that Punk is one face I actually thinks gains a lot from being WWE Champion), and they might go with Punk challenging Del Rio heading into TLC (again). Cena and The Miz could also be in that match.

I don't see them stripping Punk, but I do think that because of Punk's actions, Del Rio is automatically #1 contender for TLC.

[Hanso Amore]

I could see a Cena turn prior to Mania. It would pack even moe payoff into that year long angle. A Year of people turning on Cena for the Rock.

[Blakeamus]

Not to sound like a broken record, but they need to give the people a reason to care. Yeah, he's great in the ring, but that alone doesn't get people over. He's had no chance to really build a character.

With that said, he looked good tonight because he actually showed some attitude and anger. Likewise, remember his segment with Cole on NXT when he snapped? He came across great there, and people reacted. THe problem is, they seem to pretty much have him show personality one week, and then they wait a few months before they have him do it again.

I agree with you. They need to give people a reason to care about Daniel Bryan. He was on his game last night and I enjoyed it. Hopefully this continues and he is able to evolve in the next couple of months leading to WM.

[Blakeamus]

isnt it about that time for the old school raw? i loved last years...moving on, that punk del rio match was top notch..ziggs and orton was great too..i agree with whoever said it, that drop kick to barrett was nice..

Yeah that drop kick over the top rope to Barrett was sweet!

[Anybody Thrilla]

John Cena is the man.